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Wisdom From A Laugh 153

Hearing Problems An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times
Reflections * Relationships are sometimes not sincere but based on selfishness, a thinking of What can I get out of the other person. * How often have we spoken ill of another person behind his back? There is hypocrisy in some of the people with relate to.

Wisdom From A Laugh 154

Nobel Prize
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field." Reflections * When one misunderstands sentences in a language, one can do the most foolish or ridiculous things. * One needs to think clearly and seek clarification before embarking on a mission.