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‘I LOVE ME’
Stevie Wonder on an extraordinary life in music

’Shroom service?
12A

Alt-J
A close shave with fame

Pontefract poltergeist
Film of a family haunting

Peter Bradshaw
Berberian Sound System

The Vaccines
Alexis Petridis’s verdict

Harry in Vegas update

Lost in Showbiz
After Harry’s Naked Romp, offers for the wayward prince are flooding in. Will he opt for porno stardom or join the Chippendales?
By Alexis Petridis

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his week, like the ruminant mammal enjoying a bolus of regurgitated food, Lost in Showbiz fears it must retrace the footsteps taken by Hadley Freeman in this column last week and lead you back to Room 2401 of Las Vegas’s Wynn Encore resort. You are doubtless familiar with its two-storey, 5,829 sq ft, three-masterbedroom interior – the 72in flat-screen television, the walls padded with mohair to absorb sound, something mysteriously described as “privacy controls”, which, under the circumstances, they might want to send someone from maintenance up to have a look at – but news of what took place in its opulent surroundings during Prince Harry’s recent Naked Romp just keeps on coming. First, let us examine the report – from our old friend An Anonymous Source on showbiz website Radar Online – that the spirit of the late Hunter S Thompson was unexpectedly abroad once more in Sin City that fateful evening. Apparently, among the prince’s new-found American friends were some people on drugs. Thus far, the papers seem to have concentrated on the angle that “some were doing cocaine”. Lost in Showbiz, however, is far more intrigued by the suggestion that others had ingested psilocybin, or, as AA Source put it, were “rolling on ’shrooms”. Lost in Showbiz wonders if it was one of them who was operating the cameraphone that US media claim was filming His Naked Romp, and if the reason footage has yet to surface is that it consists entirely of another ’shroomuser delightedly making the suite’s touch-screen-operated curtains open and close for 45 minutes. It also likes the idea that some members of the party may have spent the Naked Romp trying to commandeer the stereo in order to turn off Essential R&B 2012 and put on Ozric Tentacles’ Fetch Me the Pongmaster, suggesting they all stop playing strip billiards and watch The Wizard of Oz with the sound turned

Harry’s dream job? Fronting the Chippendales … trousers optional

Sharon Osbourne informed TV viewers that Harry possessed a rare wit

down and Dark Side of the Moon playing, or – as was the case with a similarly fuelled acquaintance of Lost in Showbiz during a stag weekend in Amsterdam – continually interrupted proceedings by alternately bellowing “I’M CLINGING ON TO SANITY BY MY FINGERNAILS” and howling like a wolf. Furthermore, Lost in Showbiz is impressed to the point of awe by the notion that there were people present, tripping on powerful psychedelics, at the exact moment the third in line to the British throne decided to show his penis to everybody. It can’t think of circumstances more likely to deliver a catastrophic blow to a psyche undergoing an intense hallucinogenic experience. If they are not currently being attended to in a psychiatric unit as a result – their faces locked into a horrified grimace, their voices mute save for the terrible, bloodcurdling

scream they let out whenever they hear Ozric Tentacles’ Fetch Me the Pongmaster – it can only salute their sheer mental fortitude. Here, surely, are what Allen Ginsberg would have called the best minds of our generation: people with brains of purest titanium, capable of withstanding the worst the world can throw at them. But let us move from the event itself to the aftermath. Lost in Showbiz is delighted to note that for every voice carping about royal duty, there are many who not merely support the Naked Romp, but feel it is the key that unlocks a glittering future for the wayward prince: when life hands you lemons, you go to the fully stocked wet bar in your two-storey, 5,829 sq ft, three-bedroom suite and make lemonade. It applauds the optimism of Las Vegas’s self-styled “Diamonds in the Buff ”, the Chippendales, who

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have apparently invited Prince Harry to join them onstage in their custom-designed theatre complex with adjacent boutique “hosting a variety of items that appeal to women” (neon vibrating crotchless panties, $19.95). Its applause turns to a veritable standing ovation when it thinks of Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of a company called Vivid Entertainment, who swiftly dispatched a letter to Clarence House, offering Harry not merely $10m, but “the opportunity to truly become the coolest prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy, bigbudget adult film called The Trouble with Harry”. “We assure you the sex will be wellscripted,” he added, as if Harry might expect anything other than auteur film-making and high quality mise-enscene from the company behind Big Tit Jack Off, The Anal Intern and the educational Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Hand Jobs. There are voices who will doubtless suggest that any situation that commences with you taking all your clothes off in a room full of people on drugs and ends with an offer to make a celebrity porno must, by default, involve some loss of dignity. Lost in Showbiz prefers to view said situation as an unexpected platform on which the protagonist’s manifold qualities can come to light. For proof, let us finally turn to Sharon Osbourne, who used a discussion on American television to inform viewers that Harry was in possession of a rare wit, which she encountered during a visit to Buckingham Palace: “I said to him, would you watch my bag while I go to the loo. And he said: ‘Fuck off.’ How fabulous. What a fabulous answer in jest.” What a week: hallucinogenic drugs, porn, neon vibrating crotchless panties, the kind of repartee unheard since The Vicious Circle drifted apart. Exhausted, but wide-eyed with wonder, Lost in Showbiz plaintively asks: where will it all end? Who among us can dare to predict where the Naked Romp will lead us next?

Shame! We’ve let Olympic glory eclipse our neglected celebs
A lone voice of sanity in a world of madness, Lost in Showbiz professes itself disappointed with Britain this summer. What a let-down this country has proved: capriciously disregarding the activities of the nation’s celebrities in order to gawp like mindless idiots at Olympians and Paralympians just because they are performing almost superhuman feats of skill, endurance and bravery. Are the British really that flighty? Is that all it takes to distract attention from the latest important updates about Alex “The Reidinator” Reid’s engagement to former Celebrity Big Brother star Chantelle Houghton? It Broth is apparently “strained” thanks to her appare inability to come to terms with his cross-dressing alter ego “Roxanne”, yet cross-dre the country seems more interested in coun watching Oscar Pistorius, a man who, as far as LiS can tell, doesn’t have any L cross-dressing alter ego to speak of. cross-d Do we really believe these Olympians are superior to, say, Olym ance of Kym Marsh and former fia Hollyoaks star Jamie Lomas, Ho who spent his stag night handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Mr T? Let’s see how many gold medals Jessica wins Ennis win while handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Mr T before we start dre talking about where the real talent lies. ab And does no one have any interest in magazine’s brilliant scoop about OK! maga Kerry Katona’s relationship with Jonny Kat KERRY AND JONNY TALK Laidler? K WEDDINGS WEDDIN AND BABIES screams the headline, headline which turns out to refer to two sentences in her column reading: sente totally just friends – I bet the “We’re to headlines headline will be that I’m getting or married o I want a baby, you know what people are like.” This, my friends, peo real is the rea gold: are we so stupefied by

Kerry Katona: no gold medal for her disclosures

the interminable parade of remarkable human achievement on our screens that we’ve forgotten what quality journalism is? Priorities, people! The ratings for the new series of The X Factor are the lowest in the show’s six-year history, allowing Bradley Wiggins to crow “the Olympics, everywhere you went the country was on a high … then you see The X Factor and it’s like: ‘Oh God, everybody has got to put up with that all winter now’.” A few weeks ago, even this column turned quisling in the hands of Peter Robinson, spouting some guff about how athletes represented “a whole new celebrity stratum”. LiS can only apologise and assure you that normal service is resumed: it is meaningless stories about bizarre hollow orange carapaces, bafflingly elevated to stardom for no discernible reason, from here on in. Thank God the fightback finally seems to have begun in earnest. The scripted reality show stars and former X Factor finalists are massing, the spirit of D-day in their hearts, a rousing chorus of We Shall Not Be Moved on their lips, their spirits bolstered by the front cover of yesterday’s Sun, which rightly chose to ignore the Paralympics opening ceremony in favour of the real headline news that Cheryl Cole had sustained a nosebleed in Los Angeles. And what resources this hastily formed army has at its disposal! LiS can barely type, so thrilled is it to disclose what’s coming up. A new television series in which Jedward not only “show funny YouTube clips from around the world” but also, they proudly announce, wear “clothes that no one has seen us wear before”! My Fair Kerry, a “scripted comedy reality show” featuring “crazy antics” as David Gest attempts to teach the former Atomic Kitten star etiquette! The scintillating rumour that former The Only Way is Essex star Lauren Goodger is to star in the next series of Dancing on Ice! LiS gazes awestruck at this array of glittering jewels: what price the trivial diversions of the Olympic Park now?

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Hi, Noah! What’s it like in Belfast? I’m in Brighton. (1) Ah sorry. For the surfing? Not all Aussies surf. You’ve lived over here for ages. Almost 17 years. Australia feels quite foreign to me now. It’s not so much that the place has changed but it’s a different era. You’re nostalgic for that. You’re a patron (2) of this year’s Australian film festival. What do your duties involve? Not much, really. Having my name on it, for whatever that’s worth, and occasionally talking to people like yourself. rself. I’m doing it out of some sort of patriotic triotic sense of duty. It’s a great festival and they’re all doing it voluntarily. And the d industry is important. It’s a really good training ground, partly because the he budgets are small, so they have to rely o on a decent script and acting and plotting rather than throwing a bunch of h special effects at it. Do you feel like a elder statesman? n I felt old. Being an ambassador isn’t a n’t title I’m particularly comfortable with because I’m not generally a diplomatic matic personality type. There seems to be a bit of a grisly new wave of Aussie cinema (3). Yeah, that’s probably a generational nal thing. It’s like when, say, Lock Stock ock came out here, everyone wanted to make East End gangster films, and one d of the definitive films for those Ausussies is Chopper. And undoubtedly y those scripts are a reflection of a cerertain aspect of Australia. Prior to that hat there was an era of big landscapes s and horses. Is it right that before your first films ms (4), you wanted to join the army? That was my one real ambition, and I nd got it from reading war comics. But ut that idea faded when I became a teen een and I realised I didn’t really like getting etting up early and being told what to do. o. And you play music (5) and paint, too. I do lots of different things but I don’t on’t do them with any great ambition or plan. Just in the past couple of years ars I’ve tried to be a bit more serious.
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30 minutes with ... Noah Taylor The actor on being an Aussie in Brighton, his love of country and western and being mistaken for Prince

unsuccessful but it’s almost impossible to make money from music unless you are a chart-topping global sensation or a super-cute boy band, or their manager, and you have a good line in ring tones. Your song Fuck You (6) is pretty catchy. Do you ever hear people singing it? I never have, it’s a shame. I had my first singalong experience the other night – I did a cover of Like a Virgin and these Aussie girls joined in. So I felt like a genuine pub entertainer. It was good to have a singalong. You once said that there are four types of songs: the falling in love song; the you don t love me song; the it’s all over don’t son song; and the I want to hop in your t pants song. What’s your favourite? yo Everyone likes falling in love songs best. But very chirpy love songs if best. you’re devastated are generally unwelcome. I really li country and like western songs becaus they’re combecause plete literary masterp masterpieces. Country has a real discipline. Do you get recognised a lot? recognise You’ve overestimatin my place in the overestimating world. A few people t think I’m Ben Mendelsohn (7). I was mistaken for Prince once in Africa w when I had a moustache. Did you correct them? corre I felt it wa the right thing was to do. So Sometimes someone will come up to me wil and say “Tomb Raider” sa (8), which always (8), w makes me feel good. make Most people are Mos pleasant and I try to plea be pleasant back. I’ve p occasionally gone up occ to s someone and if they’ve been an the arsehole, it really ars ruins their work for rui you. I almost met you Lou Reed once and Lo I decided not to de about five seconds abo before. I would hate befo not to be able to t listen to his records any more. m It’s your birthday next week (9): can we get you a gift ? gi Cash is always good. As much alway as you like; I’m not fussed. I’

By Catherine Shoard

But your music is quite successful. ul. It depends how you define success. s. If it’s by making money, it’s very

Foot notes (1) Adopted hometown. Nick Cave is a neighbour. Was in Belfast shooting The Double. (2) The other is Geoffrey Rush; they played David Helfgott young and old in Shine. (3) Snowtown, Animal Kingdom, Wolf Creek, Sleeping Beauty etc. (4) The Year My Voice Broke, Flirting. (5) He’s been in loads of bands, and currently fronts Noah Taylor and the Sloppy Boys. (6) From his Live Free or Die!!! album. (7) Worked with Taylor in The New World. (8) Taylor played a computer geek. (9) 4 September; he’ll be 43.

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ll right, mate?” chirrups Stevie Wonder in a mockney accent last tried by Dick Van Dyke. He is tired, hardly surprising given it is 2.30am where he lives in California, but that doesn’t stop him from acting his usual playful self. Nor does it prevent him from talking at length about his 50-year career, and the events that shaped it. He’s not one to hold back. Before long, he is vividly remembering the car crash in which he nearly lost his life. It was 1973, and the sedan in which he was travelling careened into a truck. His wounds were severe. “It was on 6 August that I almost died in that car accident,” he recalls. It was a key date for another reason. “It was also on 6 August – 1988 – that my son Kwame was born. Life is funny.” Does the crash remain the signal event of his life? “It is significant,” he replies, and it’s a typical Wonder response, “but I was blessed to come out of it. God gave me life to continue to do things that I would never have done.” Principal among these was the electrification of modern soul that he effected on his extraordinary series of 70s albums. They have exerted a tremendous influence on musicians, from Michael Jackson and Prince in the 80s to rapper Drake and this year’s most lauded new R&B star, Frank Ocean. “Yeah, I like Frank,” says Wonder, who sang the hook from Ocean’s No Church In The Wild to the Odd Future sensation when he met him at a party recently. The feeling is mutual: reviews of Ocean’s 2012 album, Channel Orange, drew comparisons with Wonder’s music at its most expansive. After being consigned to MOR-soul hell following the likes of I Just Called To Say I Loved You, Wonder – who next week headlines Bestival – is hip again. Is there anybody who doesn’t like him? “Heh,” he chuckles, then pauses. “Well, there are those. But we don’t like to think about that.” No, Wonder-haters are few. Maybe he’s thinking of his early days. In Where Did Our Love Go?, a history of Motown, Nelson George noted the jealousy among staffers towards the 12-year-old-genius, even if detractors were soon silenced by his fabulous run of mainly self-penned hits: Uptight (Everything’s Alright), For Once In My Life, My Cherie Amour and Signed, Sealed, Delivered. In 1971, he released the transitional Where I’m Coming From, which along with Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On was the first serious album from a label accustomed to singles. It was a brave

‘TIME IS LONG BUT LIFE IS SHORT’

He has survived car crashes, death threats and 50 years in the music industry. Ahead of his Bestival show, soul legend Stevie Wonder talks about Motown, Jacko and Winehouse to Paul Lester

departure from the Motown sound, with forays into psychedelia, baroque pop and folk-inflected soul. “I had fun doing that album with [ex-wife] Syreeta,” he says. “Berry [Gordy, Motown boss] said: ‘Do your thing.’” He recalls writing the song If You Really Love Me at the apartment of Laura Nyro, no stranger herself to the startling chord sequence. Fellow Motown songwriter Smokey Robinson, however, was unimpressed with his new direction after he saw Wonder on comedian Flip Wilson’s TV show. “I got a call from Smokey and he says: ‘I didn’t like your choice of material. I think it’s really ridiculous.’ I said: ‘I don’t give a “uh” what you think, or what anyone thinks!’ That was my growing-up moment at Motown.” Hooking up with Malcolm Cecil and Robert Margouleff of electronic duo Tonto’s Expanding Headband, Wonder pursued a radical synthesised context for his new soul vision. His purple streak continued with 1972’s Music of My Mind and Talking Book, 1973’s Innervisions, 1974’s Fulfillingness’ First Finale, culminating in 1976’s doubleLP (plus additional EP) treasure trove Songs In The Key Of Life. With their dazzling melodies and blend of gritty politicised funk and elegant ballads, these albums appealed to rock and soul fans alike. He overreached himself on 1979’s Journey Through The Secret Life Of Plants, a double concept album full of

‘I’m no better than the next person’ … Wonder; (below) in 1970 Photograph by Eamonn McCabe for the Guardian

new age noodling, but he redeemed himself, critically and commercially, with 1980’s Hotter Than July. And if his recordings since have been patchily received, there is consensus among music lovers that his golden age lasted longer than anyone’s, Bob Dylan and the Beatles included. Wonder is adamant that his heyday of exploratory music-making is not over, despite the fact that his last album, A Time to Love, was issued in 2005. “I’m still experimenting,” he enthuses. “There’s a new instrument I’m learning to play called the harpejji. It’s between a piano and a guitar. I’m writing really different songs with it – I have so many. The question is, will they outlive me? Time is long but life is short.” Does Wonder, who has just turned 62, have a growing sense of his mortality? “I don’t feel it,” he says of time’s marching. “I know it for a fact.” He feels a pressing need to achieve in non-musical spheres, and digresses to discuss gun crime, a subject on which he has been outspoken. “I’m concerned about how accessible guns are,” he says. Is he referring to the “Batman shootings” in Colorado? “No, I’m talking about in the hood,” he replies. “That [Colorado] was also very sad, but this is an occurrence almost every week in various cities. But no politician wants to confront it. The right to bear arms? What about the right to live?” Does he fear what happened to John Lennon could happen to him? “I’ve had threats,” he says, “but I don’t put that energy out there because that’s just craziness.” be b Can he feel the same connection to “the street” that he did in the 70s when “t he penned sociopolitical anthems such as Living For The City? “Of course,” he exclaims. “I travel and do stuff.” an What’s it like when he and his entourage sweep through town? en “I just focus on what I’m doing,” he says. “If fans take pictures ... Every time I think about getting Ev annoyed I remember how blessed an I’ve been to have people who have I’v followed my career.” fo Is he in touch with the young man who wrote, say, Superstition? w “Oh yeah,” he replies, breezily. “I listen to him. And I make sure I feel the lis same way still.” sa Many of his best-loved songs were Nixon-era rebukes. These days, he supN ports the president. What is his view of po rappers such as Jay-Z, said to be turnra ing against “B-Rock”? in “Well,” he sighs, striking a rare note of antipathy, “those ra

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who have turned against him, it’s because they’re ignorant or it doesn’t serve their own interest, which probably has to do with money. But the reality is, your money is only as good as you’re able to help others with it.” Even before his accident, when his music was at its most supersonically joyous, Wonder spoke in dread tones of an apocalyptic future, and of the ominous present presaging it. “It’s the last days of life, of beauty,” he declared, referring darkly to “all the horrors and hypocrisy in the world”. After the crash he became increasingly affirmative. But how do these times compare? Is he more optimistic now? “I’m always optimistic, but the world isn’t. People need to make a jump to a place of positivity but they put it all on one person to make it happen,” he says. “It takes everybody. And the mindset has to be different. I mean, how do we have, in 2012, racism in the world?” Did he assume that racism would be obliterated? “It can’t be obliterated until people confront the demon in the spirit,” he says. No wonder one of his current roles is as a Messenger of Peace for the United Nations. “You need to put your heart into making a difference,” he says, proposing “an end to poverty, starvation, racism and illiteracy and finding cures for cancer and Aids” as just some of the jobs that need doing. Wonder mentions “the demon in the spirit”. How has he managed to endure when his revolutionary soul peers – Marvin, Sly Stone, James Brown – succumbed to torment and temptation? “First of all,” he stresses, “I’m no

Clockwise from top: recording We Are The World for USA for Africa with Lionel Richie, Daryl Hall, Quincy Jones and Paul Simon, 1985; with Barack Obama at the White House, 2009; in the early 60s

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better than the next person. But I’ve never had a desire to do drugs. When I was 21 I smoked marijuana, and I didn’t like the way it made me feel. When I woke up the next morning I felt like I’d lost part of my brain.” Wonder has also seen the passing of younger talents: Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse ... “It’s been a heartbreak,” he says. “Obviously I knew Michael.” In 2009 he broke down during a performance of Jackson’s The Way You Make Me Feel. “I knew Whitney, too, and I understand Amy came to my concert in England a couple of years ago. I was thinking about us doing a duet – an old Marvin and Mary Wells song called Once Upon A Time. It would have been amazing.” Had he met Winehouse, would he have offered her words of wisdom, or

would there have been no point? “There’s always a point,” he says. Wonder has never gone off the rails, although when I ask whether a movie version of his life would be a drama, a comedy or a tragedy, he says: “All of the above.” Does he ever consider that it’s his “disadvantages” – being born blind and black – that have made him what he is? “Do you know, it’s funny,” he starts, “but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. I am what I am. I love me! And I don’t mean that egotistically – I love that God has allowed me to take whatever it was that I had and to make something out of it.” Does he never allow himself an egotistical moment to survey his career? “Nah,” he says, “that’s a waste of time. I enjoy listening to the stuff I’ve done, but that’s it.” Is he a genius? “No,” he says, “I was just blessed to have ideas. The genius in me is God – it’s the God in me coming out.” This summer, he met the Queen after performing at the jubilee concert in London. “She was born under the same astrological sign as me: Taurus,” he marvels. “It was wonderful meeting her.” When I suggest that, if anyone should have been bowing and scraping, it was the one who, by accident of birth, acquired enormous status and wealth, not the one who, by sheer hard graft, changed the course of popular culture, he disagrees. “That’s because you don’t believe in the power and the spirit that is intangible but is all around us,” he mildly scolds. “There has to be a higher energy power.” Nevertheless, Wonder is aware of his impact, and of those who have picked up his progressive soul baton, such as Ocean. Was he surprised that there could, in 2012, be a furore at the revelation that a rapper might be gay? “I think honestly, some people who think they’re gay, they’re confused,” he says. “People can misconstrue closeness for love. People can feel connected, they bond. I’m not saying all [gay people are confused]. Some people have a desire to be with the same sex. But that’s them.” In 1974, US rock critic Robert Christgau described Wonder as “a sainted fool”. He wrote: “I’m not saying he’s a complete fool; in fact, I’m not saying he isn’t a genius. But you can’t deny that if you were to turn on a phone-in station and hear Stevie rapping about divine vibrations and universal brotherhood ... you would not be impressed with his intellectual

‘I didn’t like the way marijuana made me feel, as if I’d lost part of my brain’

discernment.” Certainly, with Wonder, you have to suspend your cynicism. But he has to contend with being narrowcast still. “I’ve never said I was a soul artist or an R&B artist,” he responds when I venture that the music he made in the 70s was a soul version of progressive rock. “They’re just labels. When you’re soul it means black, when you’re pop it means white. That’s bullshit. If it’s good, it’s good. It’s like that old Jerry Reed song: ‘When you’re hot, you’re hot, when you’re not, you’re not.’”

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ven with a new film to sell, Guy Maddin is not your standard-issue eager-toplease director. “So many people are baffled,” he says, with well-practised irony. “The movie will be crystal-clear upon your third viewing.” This is Keyhole, Maddin’s ninth full-length film since 1988; and against all the odds it’s secured a theatrical release in the UK. Most of Maddin’s work simply doesn’t get to Britain, so resolutely has he followed his own path. If you know him at all, it is probably for his ballet film Dracula: Pages from a Virgin Diary, or just possibly My Winnipeg, his heartfelt docu-essay tribute to his Canadian hometown. More energetic cineastes may remember 2003’s The Saddest Music in the World, Maddin’s most determined shot at the mainstream, an elaborate parody musical starring Isabella Rossellini. All share Maddin’s preoccupations: a swirl of phantasmagoric imagery and cut-up surrealism, filtered through his particular brand of cinema ancestor-worship (German silents, 50s Technicolor, big-hat noir) and occasional shafts of very daft humour. Clarity of narrative and ease of access is not high on the agenda; Maddin would appear to be the closest living counterpart we have

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to Jack Smith, the underground legend of Flaming Creatures renown. In the flesh, the 56-year-old Maddin turns out to be an avuncular, energetic talker, not afraid to discuss his elaborate concepts in detail. Keyhole, it emerges, was made as a result of “a bunch of dreams I was having that have really been haunting me”. “Melancholy dreams,” he says, “where I revisit my past: dead relatives and homes that have meant a lot to me, particularly my childhood home.” Chief among these, it would seem, is Maddin’s own father, Chas, a general manager for Winnipeg’s ice hockey team who died in 1977, and who Maddin has frequently revisited since in celluloid. Keyhole mashes together noir-gangster imagery with Homer’s Odyssey – “The Odyssey is a story witnessed through the eyes of a son who idolises his father as a great warrior, and I had a childish notion of a father as a strong alpha-male gangster” – and sets up a frankly bizarre and sketchy-to-the-point-of-nonexistent storyline of a hoodlum journeying from room to room in a seemingly haunted house. “New-age friends of mine say I should say goodbye to my father and wrap him up in a blanket and put him in the ground for ever. But I don’t want to.

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Since we all live in the past and present simultaneously, and the past makes us who we are in the present, destroying it is such a cockeyed notion.” But Keyhole’s tenuous relationship with narrative logic, or even momentto-moment comprehensibility, means it’s perhaps a tad on the self-indulgent side? “Whether I want them to or not, my movies end up disjointed and disconnected and discontinuous. I feel the only way I can get away with such loosey-goosiness, even for my own judge and jury, if it’s genuinely coming from some place honest.” He staged “collage parties” to help generate script ideas for Keyhole: “I invited the best young up-and-coming scene-grabbing artists, in various cities. I would prime their pumps with a few words – ‘electric chair’, things like that – and supplied a stack of old melodrama magazines, a stack of porn, and a few kegs of bourbon. We embarked on a very peaceful and therapeutic and yet disruptive process of snipping paper into blizzards of nipples.” Maddin says he sold a few of the collages to help finance the film: “I should have kept them, on the offchance they’d go up in value, but I needed the money pretty badly.” Money seems to be increasingly on his mind, and explains why he is cropping up so often in galleries. “I never thought about money in the past; but I decided when I turned 50 I was going to have to. I have no savings, no retirement plan, and the art world just seems wealthier. I started to be more serious about it four or five years ago, and I liked my initial sorties there.” You also get the sense that the art world is as accepting of film-makers as cinema is of artists: Maddin mentions Apichatpong Weerasethakul, but he might just as well have taken cues from Patrick Keiller or Matthew Barney. For the past year or so, Maddin has been working on a film “seance” project called Hauntings (or Spiritismes, when it fetched up at the Pompidou in Paris earlier this year). The idea is that Maddin and his cohorts would “contact” the ghost of a lost film – William Wellman’s Ladies of the Mob, for example, or Mikio Naruse’s The Strength of a Moustache – and then recreate/reimagine it as if under the influence of the cosmic ectoplasm. It’s expensive, says Maddin, at half a million dollars a go, but he puts on a good show. Maddin says he tried shooting some of the seances simultaneously with Keyhole, on the same set. In practice, this meant actorly rows: Jason Patric and Udo Kier stormed off set after the latter “started screaming out as

Kaiser Wilhelm in The Beast of Berlin in one corner while Jason was trying to achieve some serene, wrathful interiority on Keyhole in another”. Maddin remains an unrepentant avant-gardist, a film-maker committed to walking the untrodden ways, far from commercial gain. Keyhole is no excep-

Keyhole is released in the UK on 14 September

tion. “I wanted to make something viewers could let themselves go with and just listen to, like a piece of music. I don’t mean listen with their ears, I mean listen with their eyes; and feel no need to understand it, but just take it in.” It may not be to everyone’s taste, but cinema is all the richer for his trying.

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POSSE RIOT
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n the past few years rap crews have been making a comeback. From all-black-wearing collectives to boys still in school, they have been popping up everywhere from the west coast to New York and this year has seen them reach eye-watering levels of mainstream success. While it might say something about a new generation of entrepreneurs wanting to gain creative control, it’s more likely just a return to what hip-hop was always supposed to ys be about – hanging out with your friends and having the best time of your life ... all to a beat. Here at. are some of the best:

The hip-hop crew is back – with rappers rediscovering the joy of hanging out with your friends and having a good time. Kieran Yates sorts the excitable teenagers from the black-clad computer nerds

single Black and Yellow. Though LoLa Monroe’s Getting To It gives Nicki Minaj a run for her money as she tells us about being squeezed like toothpaste. Slogan: “Being free and being yourself.” Beef? Wiz is dating Kanye West’s exAmber Rose, so watch this space. Anything to look forward to? Wiz’s album O.N.I.F.C is out on 18 September.

A$AP MOB
Key members: A$AP Rocky, A$AP Ferg, A$AP Twelvy, Ty Beats (producer of $ e y, T Pe$o), A$AP Ya Yams (Rocky’s manager). Description: A$AP Mob, headed by A$AP Rocky, is a collective of Roc managers, ra rappers and producers. Think Andy Warhol’s Factory after a W hip-hop makeover and relocated m to mo modern-day Harlem. The gang are, as may be clear gan from their monikers, f slightly more militant in their allegiance to the crew. Defining moment: The De mob descending into onstage de chaos during one of Rocky’s sets du at SXSW this year. Key track: A$AP’s breakout hit trac Pe$o last year put the mob on las the map, but the track Bath map Salt (you know, that drug (yo that makes you eat people) ma from their collective mixtape th Lord$ Never Worry is another N highlight. highligh Slogan: “Fuck Swag/Stay Trill.” ” Beef? A$AP threatened to A smack “the shit outta” Tyler “ the Creator on Twitter after he Crea apparently criticised his video apparen directing. directin Anything to look forward to? Anythin Black Hippy members Jay Rock, ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick Lamar and Ab-Soul; (below) Pro Era; (left) LoLa Monroe from Taylor Gang Debut album LongLiveA$AP is out 11 September and the A$AP MOB mixtape Lord$ Never Worry is out now.

Black Hippy
Key members: Kendrick Lamar, ScHoolboy Q, Jay Rock, Ab-Soul. Description: LA foursome Black Hippy provide an antidote to high-gloss crews that dominate the pop charts such as YMCMB and Odd Future. Full of talent, they are in that rare position of being respected by the kind of hip-hop fans who like to lament about “a golden era”, and won’t disappoint them by selling out. Defining moment: Part of parent label Top Dawg entertainment or TDE, which earlier in the year broke

Taylor Gang (Or Die)
Key members: Wiz Khalifa, lifa, LoLa Monroe, Chevy Woods, oods, Juicy J. Description: The tattooededup golden boy of Pittsburgh urgh rap, Wiz Khalifa has enlisted isted the talents of Sizzurpslurping rapper Juicy J, former video vixen and fem-cee LoLa Monroe and nd Pittsburgh rapper Chevy y Woods, among others. Taylor Gang is the quintessential crew-cum-busisiness-empire dream, and d now boasts its own record label rd and clothing line. Pretty impresy sive for a rapper who spends his ends day smoking copious amounts of mounts weed … Defining moment: Making the ing cover of hip-hop magazine the ine Source earlier in the year, with Wiz ar, draped in an American flag. flag. Key track: Wiz’s 2011 crossover ossover

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on the prestigious Pitchfork Selector, the crew are rumoured to be gearing up for a European tour. Key track: Joey Bada$$’s mixtape 1991 was released earlier in the year featuring production from MF DOOM and beats from J Dilla. The track There It Go introduced us to the word “swank” (which means “well put together swag”, apparently). Slogan: “It’s the era, no error.” Beef? None to speak of. Anything to look forward to? They have confirmed that they are working on a new album.

Rvidxr Klvn / Raider Klan
Key members: SpaceGhostPurrp, Key Nyata, Denzel Curry, Ethelwulf Description: Indie label 4AD’s first hiphop signing SpaceGhostPurrp heads up the Raider Klan. Sometimes styled with Raider hieroglyphics (just like their almost unreadable Twitter feed), their head-to-toe black uniform represents their “black hearts” (according to Purrp). Defining moment: Raider Klan

are preparing to release a clothing line, but up until now it’s been SpaceGhost’s success that has shed most light on them. Key track: SpaceGhostPurrp’s Mysterious Phonk: The Chronicles of SpaceGhostPurrp album, released last year, is a gloopy lo-fi offering that highlights his unique (ie, demented) worldview as he raps about his love of the female form and being a computer nerd. Slogan: No real slogan, unless you count all that stuff about having a black heart. Beef? SpaceGhostPurrp has had a very public falling out with A$AP on Twitter where he opined: “I showed loved to them n*ggas last year and some shit went down, and we don’t f*ck with them no more…I don’t f*ck with you bruh.” Elsewhere, Soulja Boy has waded in, threatening to eat someone’s face or something equally ridiculous. Anything to look forward to? No news on a collaborative album as yet, but SpaceGhost’s record is out now.

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the internet (or at least the hip-hop section) by releasing something every day for a week. Key track: Lamar’s Section 80 mixtape catapulted the group on to the radar of the hip-hop elite, thanks to single HiiPower. Although Lamar is probably the best known, the squawking-voiced ScHoolboy Q is the real talent, and his release There He Go is one of the best tracks of the year. Slogan: “HiiPower” Beef? According to Ab-Soul there will “never” be a Black Hippy album. Not sure if that’s because they all hate each other, but time will tell. Anything to look forward to? Lamar’s album is out on 2 October.

ALSO ON THE RAP RADAR

YMCMB (AKA Young Money) The rap crew that forged the blueprint for how to “make it” – includes Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Birdman and a little known rapper called Drake. Most Dope Headed by rapper Mac Miller, Most Dope are a collective of Miller’s friends who follow him around giggling and rolling huge joints. Maybach Music Headed by Rozay, whose crew-cumlabel include French Montana and Gunplay. Odd Future If you don’t know who they are by now …

Pro Era /Progressive Era
Key members: Joey Bada$$, Capital Steez, CJ Fly, Chuck Strangers. Description: Headed by 17-year-old Joey Bada$$, this is basically just a bunch of excited teenage boys having a collective wet rap dream. Pro Era are 90s babies of the NY hip-hop scene, full of mischief and, thankfully, talent. The 22-strong (at last count) crew is big on teen braggadaccio and, conveniently, they all go to the same school. Defining moment: After a web TV slot

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So far, indie band Alt-J have come from nowhere to enjoy success without the fame. But that could all be about to change. They talk to Sam Wolfson

A CUT ABOVE
our songwriting style being nomadic or rhizomatic, but I don’t think he knows what that means.” Much of my conversation with Alt-J is almost town-planning meeting in tone. Instead of answering questions, they often descend into discussions of whether they’re giving a boring answer and what another band would say. At times I think we are all part of a meta in-joke, undermining the whole charade of a music interview. “We only have two rock’n’roll stories,” says frontman Joe, trying to be helpful. “The first one is that we were chucked out of a hotel for peeing off a balcony. Well, I wasn’t personally, but our guitarist Gwill was. In fact I was the one suggesting he just went upstairs and did it in his own hotel room, but he ignored me and just started … hosing it. The other one is we were doing a gig in Sicily and I met some people and went back to their house and I fell asleep and missed my flight the next day.” Joe sighs, realising his tales don’t pack the punch he was hoping for. “We are actually pretty tame. We have a lovely collection of magazines onboard when we’re on tour.” Do they ever want to have a night of excess? “I suppose the thing is that we like to be polite,” says Joe, “and you can’t do that when you’ve just done a fat line of ket before an interview.” It was the same when they met at Leeds University. While most of their friends spent three years getting smashed and dancing to electroclash, they formed a little bubble in their student house. “Oh God, we didn’t go out much,” remembers Gus. “We weren’t socialites at all. We’d just keep working on the record.”

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arius is the head trimmer at Legend’s, a smart London barber that specialises in wet shaves. Before he came to the UK, Darius trained in Poland, learning how to perform a cut-throat shave by smothering an inflated balloon in foam and then removing it with a single blade. Awaiting his razor-sharp skills are four Cambridge lads sporting varying degrees of bum fluff. Keyboardist Gus (a little shadow above his top lip), guitarist Gwill (a coating of wispy blond pelage), drummer Thom (early-onset beard) and singer Joe (as close to clean shaven as you can get with an old disposable). They are Alt-J, and they are the most successful new British band of the year. Their album went top 20, the single is all over the radio and they are now odds-on favourite to win the Mercury music prize, even though nominations are a week away. They are playing sold-out shows in the US, and have charted in Belgium, France and the Netherlands. At a time when guitar music is in the doldrums, they have come from nowhere to buck the trend. Yet Alt-J have somehow managed to find success without fame. The group’s first single, Tessellate, an onomatopoeic puzzle of angular beats and pointed sexual advances, became a radio hit before anyone knew who they were. “We’ve got this far with pretty much nobody knowing anything about us,” says Gus. Gwill is first in the barber’s chair. He is the baby face of the band, all blackrimmed emo glasses and blond floppy hair. “Gwill uses quite a lot of long words in interviews,” Joe warns me when he’s out of earshot. “He keeps talking about

“We’re our harshest critics,” agrees Joe. “We’re not one of those bands that bash things out really quickly. We didn’t want to look like morons, so we spent ages on the little things.” The result of five years’ hard work is a record that sounds more like a mature “big ideas” third album than something a bunch of students recorded in their digs. Certainly there’s a pop immediacy, but it’s underpinned by complex scoring, well-crafted hooks and some esoteric lyrical flourishes. One song, Taro, is about the death of 20th-century war photographers Robert Capa (who stepped on a mine in Indo-China) and Gerda Taro (who was run over by a tank during the Spanish civil war.) “It was only after reading all this that I discovered she was his love interest and they were engaged,” says Joe. “I liked those two and that story. That gripped me and I trawled through as much as I could to get a good song out of it.” Conversation dies down as the four of them relax into the shaves. “This feels like a dog licking your face,” says a mummified Joe from underneath a hot towel. Of course, if Alt-J do win the Mercury, they can kiss their nonchalance towards public persona goodbye. The hype machine will come careering through the door, wondering why it wasn’t consulted in the first place. But in the meantime, they can continue to muddle along as they are: affable, a bit posh and fine with it. “I feel so relaxed,” announces Gus, smoking a post-shave menthol cigarette outside the barber’s. “I’m going to start getting shiatsu when I get back to Cambridge.”

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t’s easy to dismiss the claims of most horror movies that they are “based on real events”. When the Lights Went Out is different. A groundbreaking kitchen-sink horror film, it brings rare social realist grit to the genre. We’re in Yorkshire, in 1974, and an ordinary working-class family is terrorised by the malign spirit of a medieval monk. This isn’t mere fancy. Writer/director Pat Holden based the film on the haunting of his auntie Jean’s council house at 30 East Drive, Pontefract. The events were a sensation locally, but largely unknown elsewhere until Colin Wilson wrote about them from witness interviews. The ghoulie, which arrived briefly in 1966 and then reappeared for a protracted stay two years later, caused chaos. Holden was kept away because of his young age. His mother, Rene, the model for the character Rita (Andrea Lowe) in the film, was frequently in the thick of the paranormal action, however. “She was a psychic. She read palms, and she was interested in spiritualism and anything weird,” he says. “She went there as much as she could to provide my auntie with some support. But also because she was really fascinated by it.” The women were “tough old birds”, says Holden, women who had been through the war and now led routine lives. “My mum played bingo, she did the shopping, and went to the working men’s club with my dad … I think she found the ghost exciting.” Houseproud Jean, meanwhile, became locked in a “battle of wills”. “I’m convinced, and she was convinced, it tried to wind her up because she was so fastidious.” It threw objects, slashed photographs, created puddles of water, smashed eggs, and made banging noises so loud they could be heard by passersby. The family named the cowled,

Pat Holden’s cousins were at the centre of a notorious haunting in the 1970s. Now he has turned their story into a gritty horror film. By Stephen Applebaum

A GHOST IN THE HOUSE

shadowy figure “Fred” and “took the piss out of it”, says Holden. “Their self-defence mechanism was humour, which I think is a very northern thing.” He could have played the whole of When the Lights Went Out for comedy. But some of the ghost’s actions were less amusing, particularly once it homed in on Jean’s children, Phillip and Diane. “The image that I always remembered was Diane being pulled up the stairs, and the handprints on her neck,” says Holden. “That stuck in my head and I always felt that it should be a climactic moment.” When Holden interviewed Diane at the house for research, she refused to go back in the lounge. “There’s a lot of stuff she doesn’t like to talk about,” he says. “You could tell it affected her badly.” The film is his own imaginative recreation of what it would have been like alone in the house with the ghost – as Diane frequently was – as well as the loneliness of childhood. Both siblings are conflated in the film into a new character, Sally (played by newcomer

Tasha Connor), who finds, in the ghost, a sort of kindred spirit. “I imagined this kid who is displaced and so desperate that she forms a friendship with something that is dead.” Sally clashes frequently with her father, just as Holden often felt at war with his own dad, Joe. Such discord was important to show, he thinks, as it might explain the phenomenon; a Church of England exorcist told him that ghosts are “the manifestation of some kind of tension within a family”. The film, admits Holden, is clearly catharsis. “I have always had the feeling I’ve missed the boat. I was a little bit too young for punk. I was a little bit too old for rave. I’ve always had this feeling of never quite being in the zeitgeist. And I think it was a little bit like that with the ghost. My sister was allowed to see it. My mum got to see it. My dad wasn’t that interested. I felt like I’d missed out.” As a child, he never questioned whether the stories were true, despite the lack of documentary evidence – an audio tape of loud banging sounds is all that exists. “I was a bit surprised by that. Sometimes you do say: ‘Well, did they make it up?’ But I think it was a daily battle against this thing rather than being objective and stepping out and recording it.” He believes that the family’s reluctance to capitalise on the film by doing lots of publicity backs up the story’s authenticity. Almost as bad as the ghost itself was the stream of curious visitors to the house. “The family said: ‘Look, if you make a film of it we don’t want this to happen again,’” says Holden. “They did think long and hard before letting me run with it. In the end, I think they trusted me.”
When the Lights Went Out is released in the UK on 12 September.

Call the exorcist: a scene from When the Lights Went Out

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Push and Shove No Doubt Title track from the band’s new album, in their words “our Bohemian Rhapsody” (in ours: lots of different-sounding bits stuck together).

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Reviews Film

Berberian Sound Studio
★★★★★
Dir: Peter Strickland. With: Tony Jones, Cosimo Fusco, Eugenia Caruso, Susanna Cappellaro. 92min. Cert: 15

Career-best performance … Toby Jones in Berberian Sound Studio Berberian Sound Studio has something of early Lynch and Polanski, and the nasty, secretive studio is a little like the tortured Mark Lewis’s screening room in Powell’s Peeping Tom, but that gives no real idea of how boldly individual this film is. In fact, it takes more inspiration from the world of electronic and synth creations and the heyday of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop, and it is close in spirit to Kafka’s The Castle or to the Gothic literary tradition of Bram Stoker and Ann Radcliffe: a world of English innocents abroad in a sensual, mysterious landscape. Strickland shows us the opening credits of The Equestrian Vortex on screen, wittily created for the cognoscenti of course, but this is far from the affectionate, celebratory approach of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse movies. It could be that someone seeing this will be moved to create a feature-length pastiche of The Equestrian Vortex – but that I think would be to misread the detached, alienated and icy spirit in which this film is treated here. Crucially, its action is never shown on screen: we see only the mashed and dismembered vegetables, emblems of violence, comic and barbaric. What is most important is the sound, and all the occult equipment for creating and manipulating the sound effects. Strickland imbues this pre-digital world with passion and fascination. This is analogue sound, sound that takes up space in the real world, a material to be shaped like paint or stone or marble. One film, bizarrely, is shown on screen and that is Gilderoy’s earlier work, the one he clearly considers to be his masterpiece: a natural history documentary about Dorking and the South Downs, knowledgeable, detailed, passionate but anodyne. Its interpolation in this inner drama of Gilderoy’s mental breakdown is a great moment. He believes this world to be gentle and comforting, and the poignant letters from his mother daily confirm him in both this view and his growing disdain for the world in which he finds himself now. But might Santini and The Equestrian Vortex be saying something more honest about the natural world? Ultimately, it is not at all clear if the Berberian Sound Studio is corrupting him, or revealing to Gilderoy his awful true destiny. With a face suggesting cherubic innocence, vulnerability and cruelty, Toby Jones gives the performance of his career, and Peter Strickland has emerged as a key British film-maker of his generation.

Three years ago, British film-maker Peter Strickland grabbed us with his debut, Katalin Varga, an eerie revenge drama unfolding in the central European countryside. Arresting as it was, nothing in that movie could have given us any clue to this quite extraordinary followup: utterly distinctive and all but unclassifiable, a musique concrète nightmare, a psychometaphysical implosion of anxiety, with strange-tasting traces of black comedy and movie-buff riffs. It is seriously weird and seriously good. Toby Jones plays a mousy sound engineer called Gilderoy from Dorking in the 1970s; he has taken a job in a post-production studio in Italy, the Berberian sound studio of the title. These facilities are presumably in Rome, but there is to be no highminded cinephile swooning over the history of Cinecittà and the like. This cheesy, crummy place provides the electronic music, sound effects and dialogue overdubbing on low-budget pulp shockers – the giallo genre made famous by Dario Argento: sex, violence and Satanism. With its nasty corridors and distant, repeated and meaningless screams, the building is like a psychiatric hospital. Lonely, homesick Gilderoy finds himself working on an explicit horror called The Equestrian Vortex. In the studio itself, bored guys aurally simulate human atrocity by whacking and stabbing vegetables, while female stars give operatic screams in the sound booth. (Sadly, however, despite the title, no one gets the coconut halves out.) Gilderoy is confronted with the film’s dyspeptic producer Francesco (Cosimo Fusco) and the elegant and sinister director Santini (Antonio Mancino), and Gilderoy baffles and irritates everyone with his maladroit Englishness and nerdy insistence on being reimbursed for his expenses, an issue which is ultimately to raise unexpected questions. But how on earth has he got this job? Gilderoy is certainly a whiz at creating new effects, but that might not be the only reason he was hired. Slowly, he becomes immersed in the pure sensual horror of sound: the screams, the scrapes, the clunks and clicks, the sudden electro stabs, the dusty silences that bring out his inner fears. At the mixing desk, he is part high priest, part human sacrifice in the black mass of cinema production.

Sonic doom
With his weird, giallo-inspired drama about an English sound engineer coming apart in Italy, director Peter Strickland confirms himself as a serious British film-making talent

By Peter Bradshaw

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Short memory
Philip K Dick’s story gets ts another airing – for the CGI generation. Meh, says Peter Bradshaw

Doug Quaid, the ordinary guy in a boring construction job, in a future world where a cramped and deteriorating urban society depends on exploiting the mineral reserves of subject colonies. Perhaps Farrell is better at playing “ordinary” than Arnold Schwarzenegger, who always looked so uncompromisingly

… a Bellini in Harry’s Bar

Total Recall
★★★★★
Dir: Len Wiseman. With: Colin Farrell, Kate . Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bill Nighy. 118min. Cert: 12A

Len Wiseman’s futurist thriller is a new version of the famous Philip K ip Dick short story We Can Remember mber It for You Wholesale; the result recalls Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner ner and Christopher Nolan’s Inception, ion without, sadly being quite as distinctive as either. And as for the famous 1990 Total Recall by y Paul Verhoeven starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, well, the effects are ts far flashier here, of course, although ough watching the first film is a reminder nder of just how much special effects s can date. Now it is Colin Farrell (pictured, with Jessica Biel) playing ing

extraordinary in any film he was ever in, but Farrell doesn’t quite have Schwarzenegger’s weird, almost extraterrestrial charisma. Quaid is married to Lori, played by Kate Beckinsale – the role was memorably Bec taken in 1990 by Sharon Stone – and take in this movie Doug’s wife is a far th more important character, in the action mor pretty much all the way through. pret Doug is bored and unhappy, plagued Dou with bad dreams and on a whim visits a creepy company called Rekall cre that promises to implant vivid “fantasy memories” of exciting “fan events in your brain. Quaid decides even on a “spy adventure” memory, and this triggers a chain of terrifying events, which causes him to question even the reality of his own life. One oddity of the film is that, in O the future, the ruling empire is … us! The United Federation of Britain, which is busily exploiting a place whi called “The Colony”. From the map call in the opening sequence this would th appear to be Australia. And why is it app that Britain has attained such global importance? Well, the reason is that imp the plot involves terrorists, or freedom figh ghters, and they are supposed to be the good guys. Even so long after 9/11, distinctions have to be drawn and dist contemporary associations carefully con managed. Having said this, the vision man of London in the movie is interesting: L a va ugly sprawl, as if a million vast, Shards have been imposed on the Sha city from above; it might not be so far from the future truth. It’s a bit of a flavourless CGI-fest, without the character and comedy w of the Arnie version, and it never really gets to grips with the idea of “reality” as a slippery, malleable concept.

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Reviews Film

The Myth of the American Sleepover
★★★★★
Dir: David Robert Mitchell. With: Claire Sloma, Marlon Morton, Amanda Bauer. 96min. Cert: 15

the undead. The blood-and-guts FX work is also of a good standard, but the film needs more than mere gore blimey. PON

Petit Nicolas
★★★★★
Dir: Laurent Tirard. With: Maxime Godart, Valérie Lemercier, Kad Merad. 90min. Cert: PG

The teens of suburban Detroit are spending the last nights of their summer at pyjama parties, stupefied and waiting for escape. Except Scott (Brett Jacobsen), a college dropout who’s tracking down a pair of twins he had a crush on in high school. Scott’s quest is at the heart of the problem with writer/director David Robert Mitchell’s sweet, sexless drama. Presumably not all kids are roaming as wildly as Larry Clark’s little heathens, but this film’s reverence to three little words (“I like you”) is chastity-band creepy. I like you, too, Myth of the American Sleepover – but I’m going no further than that. Henry Barnes

Samsara
★★★★★
Dir: Ron Fricke. 102min. Cert: 12A

Although Ron Fricke’s followup to the stunning Baraka arrives almost 20 years later with his methods virtually unchanged, it still seems just as fresh and interesting. His collection of beautifully shot, enigmatic images from his globetrotting large-format cameras are this time assembled to tell a nonnarrative tale of human belief systems, congregations and wonders both manmade and natural. Each snippet tells only part of a bigger story, barely giving you time to process who you are looking at and what they are doing, but this makes the whole thing a more active experience than most films. Questions are provoked then dismissed as we move on, but the themes build up in the mind. It may be just more of the same from Fricke, but with his unique process, another incrediblelooking lap around the world is more than welcome. Phelim O’Neill

wedding reception of Clara (Leticia Dolera) and Koldo (Diego Martin). The conceit that made the franchise is the first to cop it, as camcorders are trampled under foot; still, there’s just enough Braindead-style satire to keep the blood up. The dancefloor’s full of bodies, the bride and groom have been backed into a corner by relatives desperate for their pound of flesh. Pretty much your average wedding, then. HB

Belief systems … Samsara; A Few Best Men

The books on which this is based, though virtually unknown here, have been an integral part of growing up in France since their creation in the late 1950s – where this film demolished all challengers at the box office upon its release a couple of years ago. Written by René Goscinny (better known for Asterix, whose comics make a cameo here), it takes the adult world and filters it through the more simplistic and imaginative eyes of a young boy. Here Nicolas, through a series of misunderstandings, believes his parents are planning to supplant him with a new baby brother, and he rallies his friends in a series of unusual plans to make sure this doesn’t happen. It presents a gently humorous, beautifully shot idyllic version of childhood, all blue skies, good manners and not a hair out of place. A nice place to visit for the duration. PON

A Few Best Men
★★★★★

Cockneys vs Zombies
★★★★★
Dir: Matthias Hoene. With: Harry Treadaway, Michelle Ryan, Alan Ford. 88min. Cert: 15 Dir: Stephan Elliott. With: Xavier Samuel, Kris Marshall, Kevin Bishop. 98mins. Cert: 15

[REC]3 Génesis
★★★★★
Dir: Paco Plaza. With: Leticia Dolera, Diego Martin, Javier Botet. 80min. Cert: 18

Roll shaky handheld camera on the third instalment of Jaume Belagueró and Paco Plaza’s found-footage horror series, a prequel that trades the scratchy terror of its predecessors for hit-and-miss body shocks. This time a demonic virus has taken hold at the

Like Snakes on a Plane, this is a film that seems content to sit back and let et the title do all the work – the flat direction does little to imbue the proceedings with any feeling of tension or surprise. An East End building development unearths an ancient zombie grave, unleashing an n undead plague. Our young supposed d heroes present a very tired and insulting version of cockneys – thick, aggressive and dishonest; introduced as bankrobbers, they put the viewer instantly on the side of the zombies. Much more interesting ing and dignified are the older cast members in a besieged care home. Led by Alan Ford, there are some nice ce moments and some much-needed originality here, a highpoint being Richard Briers’s first encounter with h

This film shows just how delicate a construct a good comedy can be. What must have seemed at some point in production to be charming i and hilarious arrives on screen as hi neither of those things. In a neithe clear attempt to merge Meet the a Parents with The Hangover, Parent Samuel drags his rather unappealing Samue and unlikable mates to Australia to un attend his wedding to a senator’s atten daughter. Cue plenty of welldaugh telegraphed gags with setups so teleg laborious and obvious that they labor deliver relief when they are deliv final over, rather than laughs. nally It’s full of events that are ridiculous f rather than actually funny, such as rathe the seemingly unending routine s involving a prized sheep and a invo misplaced bag of hard drugs. mispl It’s all oddly low-energy, climaxing in scenes of almost offensively scen unearned emotion. PON unearn

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Reviews Pop
By Alexis Petridis

Second thoughts
The Vaccines want to show the world they’re a different band now. But they don’t seem to have decided what kind yet

The Vaccines
Come of Age
SONY

★★★★★

Without hearing a note of their second album, you might already detect a new sense of purpose about the Vaccines. For one thing, there’s the title. Their debut album slunk into the shops under the name What Did You Expect From the Vaccines?, an apologetic shrug amid a storm of hype. Here, instead, is a cocksure statement of confidence and maturity. For another, there’s the way they look now. Gone are their nondescript, preppy clothes, replaced by lank, centre-parted hair, skintight jeans and the kind of denim cut-off known to metal fans as a battle jacket. It’s all presumably intended to communicate the same message expressed by vocalist Justin Young in a recent interview: “We don’t want to be an indie band any more, we want to be a rock band.” There’s something charmingly gauche and gung-ho about signalling your new rock direction by dressing up like the front row of the Swindon Leisure Centre the night Saxon’s Strong Arm of the Law Tour ’80 hit town; it’s like indicating your new album has a reggae influence by insisting every member wear those fancy dress shop rasta hats with the fake dreadlocks attached. Still, the Vaccines’ new assurance and vaulting ambition seems a little hard to square with Come of Age’s two singles, both of which find Young agonising over his own shortcomings as a rock star. On the peppy Teenage Icon, he proclaims himself “ordinary … average … out of shape with messy hair … not magnetic”. Opener No Hope, meanwhile, buffs up the trebly sound found on their debut

Trying on other people’s styles … the Vaccines

THIS WEEK ALEXIS LISTENED TO

AlunaGeorge - Your Drums, Your Love Another fantastic single from London duo: as before, a pop sensibility collides with weird electronics to startling effect

until it sounds suitably epic, while Young impersonates the poisonous, bug-eyed sneer Bob Dylan patented in the mid-60s: “The whole thing feels like an exercise in trying to be someone I would rather not be.” This is a funny thing to sing while you’re audibly doing an impression of another artist. Maybe it’s a clever metatextual joke, or maybe Young just hasn’t really thought it through; either way, you get the point about his discomfort as a frontman. It goes without saying that an awareness of your own shortcomings and a sense of unease are not characteristics befitting a would-be rock god: it seems highly unlikely there were waves of self-doubt emanating from vocalist “Biff ” Byford the night Saxon’s Strong Arm of the Law Tour ’80 hit Swindon Leisure Centre. Nevertheless, it’s discomfort rather than confidence that runs through Come of Age, a noticeably more tentative record than the Vaccines are talking it up to be. The sense of a band with ambitions to be something other than what they currently are is strong, but so is the sense that they haven’t really worked out what it is they want to be. Aside from the Dylan impersonation, there are tracks on which the Vaccines do that thing indie bands aiming for greater heaviness always do and write boring songs with riffs but no tunes: maintaining a certain standard, the Vaccines’ boring songs with riffs but no tunes are every bit as boring as the Arctic Monkeys’ boring songs with riffs but no tunes. More successful are Aftershave Ocean’s stab at a Teenage

Fanclub jangle, and All in Vain’s attempt at classic 60s pop, complete with George Harrison-inspired slide guitar. Amid all the trying-on of other people’s styles, the most successful tracks are the ones that stick to what the Vaccines did on their debut, albeit in a slightly more opaque way. With lyrics in which Young imagines himself “bewitching and enthralling all the boys”, I Wish I Was a Girl attempts to conjure up an atmosphere of louche sexual ambiguity. On that level, it’s a failure – it feels about as louche and sexually ambiguous as Gertcha by Chas and Dave – but musically it’s terrific: winding, crepuscular, decorated with spikes of Pixies-esque guitar. The dolorous twang of Weirdo is beautifully controlled, threatening to burst into something more direct, but never quite doing it. The closing Lonely World balances its anthemic ambitions against an off-kilter, trudging beat, a weird combination that somehow works. Come of Age isn’t a bad album, but nor is it the swaggering bid for world domination it’s made out to be: it’s too confused and incoherent. But if it isn’t going to propel them skywards, there’s enough decent songs on it to keep the Vaccines ticking over in their current position. Given that their current position is as virtually the only new British alt-rock band to sell any albums, that’s hardly a disaster, even if it’s clearly not what the Vaccines had in mind. But as someone listening to Justin Young agonizing about his inadequacies might gently suggest: sometimes you have to be content with what you are.

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Reviews Rock & Pop

Two Door Cinema Club
Beacon
KITSUNE

★★★★★

drink the pain away), but she’s found a kind of peace. Dueting with fellow survivor Iggy Pop on Nothin But Time, she sings, as if to herself: “It’s up to you” – a sentiment that underlies the rest of this moving record. Caroline Sullivan

Too much anonymity … Rita Ora

Two Door Cinema Club’s boisterous gigs belie the shy, understated young men on stage. Similarly, and like 2010’s successful debut, Tourist History, Beacon combines uplifting electro pop with introspective, melancholy undercurrents. The likes of Wake Up, a cocktail of Delphic/Bloc Party electronics and youthful energy, explode with such enthusiasm you can almost hear the sound of curtains being hurled apart. However, Alex Trimble’s vocals and lyrics are more delicate, with their new songs particularly reflecting the loneliness of touring. “I’ll be home next year,” he promises on opener Next Year, while the lovely Settle finds him ruefully pondering that “This is not home”. Next Year’s fleeting Beach Boys/Beatles harmonies aside, there aren’t too many departures from what made them successful: radio-friendly songs with intricate little catchy bits which may find new homes as advertising jingles. A path they haven’t explored is the ethereal frailty Trimble brought to Underworld’s Olympic opening ceremony tune Caliban’s Dream, but Trimble’s contention that Beacon “takes us one step closer to the band we’ve dreamed of becoming” suggests a work in progress. Dave Simpson

Jens Lekman
I Know What Love Isn’t
SECRETLY CANADIAN

★★★★★

deprecation to his Morrissey-flat voice. On this third album nothing quite matches the second track, Erica America, for subtlety, its delicately anguished lyric set to a lush, Richard Carpenter-style melody. Elsewhere, the fashionably tinny production and unending roster of failed romances and pretty girls’ names start to sound weirdly flippant. He says he set out to explore love’s grey areas, but he’s rather too stylised to get to the heart of the matter. Kate Mossman

Someone once compared Jens Lekman to the filmmaker Wes Anderson, for his sparkly artistic vision and his tendency to come over a bit twee. The 31-year-old Gothenburger is best known for combining autobiography with arch humour; he writes quizzical pop songs with arch titles (Rocky Dennis’ Farewell Song to the Blind Girl is about the guy from Mask) and he’s got the kind of shrugging sadness that resonates deeply with the Brits, from his amusing self-

The Fresh & Onlys
Long Slow Dance
SOUTERRAIN TRANSMISSIONS

★★★★★

Cat Power
Sun
MATADOR

★★★★★

Though the word Sun seems to point backward, to the southern soul/blues of Cat Power’s last studio album, The Greatest, it has nothing to do with Sun Studios. Rather, the name comes from the album’s second track, an electronic swoon that acts as a mission statement: “Here is the day/ We are free, you and me, and we can finally run.” In the six years since The Greatest, Power has faced bankruptcy and the end of a relationship, but she’s lived to fight another day, and this album is what she terms a “rebirth”. It is assuredly that. Guitars have been swapped for synths, beats are crisp and she’s evidently on the road to sobriety and emotional recovery. Inevitably, there’s rawness and relapses (the R&B chant 3,6,9 was written in the throes of a hangover, after a night of failing to

While Ty Segall, Thee Oh Sees, Mikal Cronin et al are busy establishing something of a new golden age for superfuzzed psych-rock in San Francisco, elsewhere in the city the sound of 1980s trenchcoat rock seems to be making an unexpected transatlantic comeback. Sleepy Sun’s recent album contained a fair few echo-laden tilts at early U2, and on their fourth fulllength, the Fresh & Onlys forge deeper into the shimmering, glassy indie sound they’ve been working towards for some time. There are still shades of the more traditional, garagey sound of their hometown, too – a surfy twang here; a pretty, paisley flourish there – but it’s the gentle boom of Tim Cohen’s vocals, hovering at the border between melancholy and cheer, that make Long Slow Dance sound a bit more Cumbria than California. There’s airy, hilltop drama in the synths and piano that nestle behind the guitars, too, and on standout songs such as Presence of Mind and rollicking closer Yes Or No, enough songwriting smarts to make a somewhat unlikely stylistic journey well worth the trip. Tom Hughes

Rita Ora
Ora
ROC NATION

★★★★★
PHOTOGRAPH MICHAEL BOWLES/REX

Not many pop stars can they say they have duetted with Craig David, auditioned to represent the UK at Eurovision and signed a multimillion-pound deal with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation. Unfortunately for Rita Ora, her backstory is the most interesting thing about her, with her debut feeling more like a collection of other people’s songs than a cohesive album. Rihanna’s influence is all over it – from the fact that the Drake-penned

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Reviews Rock, pop, world and jazz

first single, RIP, was originally written for her, to the employment of most of her recent collaborators (Stargate, The-Dream, will.i.am etc). But while Rihanna stamps her authority on her best songs, Rita often sounds a bit lost amongst the aggressive bravado (the Diplo-produced Facemelt) or modern self-empowerment numbers (Shine Ya Light, Roc the Life). The three No 1 singles – RIP, How We Do (Party) and DJ Fresh collaboration Hot Right Now – are all clear highlights, but the lilting Hello, Hi, Goodbye and the sleek, Siapenned Radioactive aside, there’s just too much anonymity. Michael Cragg

Brother Ali
Mourning in America and Dreaming in Color
RHYMESAYERS

★★★★★

Idan Raichel for a series of improvised, largely instrumental pieces in which both musicians quietly extend their range. Raichel has become something of a hero across the Middle East for his adventurous fusion of Israeli, Arab and African themes, though his band, the Idan Raichel Project, sometimes veer towards classy global easy-listening. Here, he allows the African guitar hero to dominate many of the tracks, with Touré moving away from his driving, electric-guitar bluesrock style to concentrate on laid-back acoustic riffs and improvised flurries that at times echo the work of his legendary father, Ali Farka Touré. Raichel adds sensitive piano embellishments, and the duo are backed by insistent bass and calabash percussion, with added harmonica work and vocals from Ethiopian-Israeli singer Cabra Casey. Ideal for late-night listening or meditation. RD

While ostensibly an attempt to address contemporary social issues, this fourth album by Minnesotan white Muslim rapper Brother Ali is more clearly an exercise in nostalgia. The consequence may not be intended, but it turns out to be Mourning in America’s main strength. With production by Jake One that’s heavy on the drum fills, horn flares and rolling piano hooks, you can occasionially mistake a song for latenoughties Jay-Z. Ali’s flow, meanwhile, is reminiscent of early Kanye or, better yet, Pharoahe Monch. It’s mellifluous and clear in its delivery, but this points up Ali’s limitations at the same time; the inflexibility of his style and the limits of his vocabulary. As for the politics, the subjects may be job insecurity (Work Everyday) or sub-prime property (Fajr), but there is little in the way of insight that couldn’t have been gleaned from the news, while specificity is usually ignored in favour of familiar generalisations. In this, Brother Ali sounds like even older hip-hop; the golden-age days when Five Percent Nation rappers were as common as club swag MCs today. Paul MacInnes

Ishmael Wadada Leo Smith
Ten Freedom Summers
CUNEIFORM RECORDS

★★★★★
Mellifluous but limited … Brother Ali just because of their extraordinary history. When I first met them in Kinshasa three years ago, they were still rehearsing in a zoo, and surviving by selling cigarettes from their wheelchairs when they weren’t busking. They said they played “rumba-blues” because it was popular with European audiences. Now they are global stars, but as this new set proves, they are still distinctively Congolese musicians, matching Latin, African and funk influences in songs that are both cheerfully infectious and thoughtful. The lyrics are moral and optimistic – with warnings about begging, joining gangs or evil churchmen matched against songs about their own history – while the music is consistently joyful, featuring guitars, seven lead vocalists, insistent percussion, and the remarkable wailing solos of Roger Landu on his home-made, single-string satonge, constructed around a tin can. Magnificent. Robin Denselow

STILL HOT

Staff Benda Bilili
Bouger Le Monde
CRAMMED DISCS

★★★★★

Election Special Ry Cooder Showing a side of Mitt Romney that he might not appreciate Contact Noisettes Frothy fun, as if that were a crime Ashes Kyla La Grange Parade’s End to Florence Welch’s Downton?

The Touré-Raichel Collective
The Tel Aviv Sessions
CUMBANCHA

The world’s best-known band of paraplegic former street musicians are back, with a UK tour to coincide with the Paralympics, a Prom at the Albert Hall next week, and a second album providing further proof that they have succeeded because of their music, not

★★★★★

A gently mesmeric set in which the Malian guitarist Vieux Farka Touré teams up with Israeli keyboard player

Ishmael Wadada Leo Smith, the 70-year-old American trumpeter, composer and teacher, has spent more than three decades composing the four-and-a-half hours of music on this set, inspired by the freedom struggles of African-Americans since the 19th century. Smith’s London appearances with local musicians this week have been all-improv encounters, but the huge work on these recordings (premiered in Los Angeles over three evenings last October) join the trumpeter’s exciting small band with pianist Anthony Davis, bassist John Lindberg and drummers Pheeroan akLaff and Susie Ibarra, and Southeast Chamber Music’s nine-piece classical ensemble. These variously spiky and solemn pieces shift through Miles Davis-like muted-horn slow-burns, a loose, Art Ensemble of Chicago feel on Thurgood Marshall and Brown v Board of Education (the titles often name key historical episodes), romantic classical strings swirls on Black Church, and rugged, almost swing episodes such as The Freedom Riders Ride. The jazz and classical groups play separately and sometimes merge, and though conventional themes or sustained pulses are mostly sidelined by the languages of free jazz and contemporary classical music, this epic life’s work is a landmark in jazz’s rich canon. John Fordham

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Entertainment

Reviews Classical

Cage: Dream; The Wonderful Widow of Eighteen Springs; etc
Pschenitschnikova/ Lubimov
ECM

Schumann: Violin Concertos in D minor and A minor; Phantasie
Marwood/BBC Scottish SO/Boyd
HYPERION

★★★★★

★★★★★

As pianist Alexei Lubimov reveals in a short memoir included in the liner notes, the origins of this quietly haunting disc might be traced back to 1988, when John Cage visited Russia as part of the US delegation to the international contemporary music festival held in Leningrad. Lubimov and his contemporaries were already performing Cage, but a few weeks after that visit a five-hour concert of his works was staged in Moscow involving a new generation of musicians, one of whom was the soprano Natalia Pschenitschnikova, who shares this disc of early songs and piano pieces with Lubimov. Their selection ranges from the Three Songs to words by Gertrude Stein of 1933, composed before Cage went to study with Schoenberg in Los Angeles, to pieces from the 1940s, such as the Joyce setting The Wonderful Widow of Eighteen Springs, as well as She Is Asleep, Cage’s only work for voice and prepared piano, and the unaccompanied Experiences 2, to a poem by EE Cummings. Between the songs come some of the early piano and prepared piano pieces often, like Meditation and The Unavailable Memory Of, and many of them composed for dances by Cage’s partner, Merce Cunningham. But what emerges most forcefully is the precision of Cage’s aural imagination. Nothing is generalised, and the performances by Lubimov and Pschenitschnikova take immense care over every nuance, without ever sacrificing any of the sense of the music’s shape.

drawn attention to his new Debussy recording, which neatly fits both books of piano preludes on to a single disc. As you’d expect, Aimard’s accounts of the 24 pieces are technically impeccable, whether articulating every rhythmic detail in La Danse de Puck, or perfectly layering the chordal accumulations of La Cathédrale Engloutie, but there is something matter of fact about it all. Alongside Alexei Lubimov’s recent revelatory ECM set on a piano of Debussy’s time, Aimard’s version seems very much an also-ran.

Technically impeccable … Pierre-Laurent Aimard

Anthony Marwood is the latest violinist to go into bat on behalf of Schumann’s late and much-criticised D minor Violin Concerto, a work that was completed in 1853, but withheld by Clara Schumann after her husband’s death, and eventually performed in 1937. There’s little Marwood can do to disguise the shortcomings of the solo writing, or the repetitions of the finale, but he and the BBC Scottish Symphony go at it with a great deal of enthusiasm. The singlemovement Phantasie in C is more cogent and rewarding, while the “Violin Concerto in A minor” is a real curiosity – the composer’s 1853 recasting of his Cello Concerto in the same key. The solo line tends to lie over the orchestral accompaniment rather than weaving its way through it, which does make the work seem less introspective than usual.

Suk: A Summer’s Tale; Prague
BBCSO/Belohlávek ˇ
CHANDOS

★★★★★

Elgar: The Apostles
Evans/Coote/Groves/ Imbrailo/Kempsters/ Sherratt/Hallé Choir and O/Elder
(HALLE, TWO CDS)

★★★★★

Debussy: Preludes Books 1 & 2
Pierre-Laurent Aimard
DEUTSCHE GRAMMOPHON PHOTOGRAPH MARCO BORGGREVE

★★★★★

Pierre-Laurent Aimard’s muchpublicised recent claim in an interview with a German newspaper that Debussy is a greater composer than Wagner is by no means original – it was also made in an influential study of 20th-century music first published in France in the 1960s. But presumably it must have

Mark Elder and the Hallé have already made magnificent recordings of Elgar’s two other great oratorios, The Dream of Gerontius and The Kingdom, and like those, this new version of The Apostles is based upon a performance given at the Bridgewater Hall, Manchester, in May. It’s hard to believe that this detailed account was sourced from a concert – there is very little extraneous noise. Though The Apostles is usually regarded as inferior to The Kingdom, Elder’s performance has shown that, though the narrative thread is sometimes quite weak, the best of the score is top-quality Elgar. It’s not a work that has been extensively recorded, but this joins two fine versions, conducted by Adrian Boult (EMI) and Richard Hickox (Chandos). Elder doesn’t supersede them, but makes a choice that much more difficult.

A Summer’s Tale is one of three symphonic poems that Josef Suk composed in the wake of his great Asrael Symphony, which he had completed in 1906 as a memorial to his wife and to his father-in-law Dvor ák. ˘ Jirí Belohlávek and the BBC Symphony ˘ Orchestra made a fine recording of the second poem in the trilogy, Ripening, for Chandos two years ago, but A Summer’s Tale, first performed in 1909, is more expansive work, in five movements lasting about 55 minutes in this performance. The language is highly wrought – late-romantic, with just occasional hints that Suk may have been aware of the musical world that Debussy had revealed – and Suk’s models were presumably were Dvor ák’s late symphonic poems. But ˘ Suk’s efforts lack the conciseness and the dramatic instincts of his mentor’s: neither A Summer’s Tale nor Prague really justifies its length, however sumptuous and grandiose the effects.
Reviews by Andrew Clements. To download or buy any reviewed CD, go to guardian.co.uk/ music/reviews or call 0330 333 6840.

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Reviews Television
INSTANT OUTRAGE

Your next box set Brideshead Revisited
Thirty years after Brideshead Revisited was first broadcast on ITV, some questions remain unanswered. Why, after Sebastian threw up through Charles’s ground-floor Oxford college window, did the latter not clean up the mess but retire to bed, where the stench must surely have invaded his dreams? Were Oxford servants in the interwar years so in thrall to their oppressors that they could say of Lord Sebastian, as Lunt (the intolerably ’umble Bill Owens) does, the following day: “Such an amusing young man. Pleasure to clean up for him, I’m sure.” Does a fetid air, for me, infuse the whole drama – the suffocatingly deferential class system, the airless orchid house of its quest-for-grace storyline, the rottenness at the heart of the English stately home Arcadia? I can answer that last question, at least: yes, yes, yes! That said, rent this 30th anniversary box set and maybe you’ll enjoy what I found and still find insufferable. The TV series follows the novel as a bildungsroman with a framing device. Twenty years after he was bewitched by tragic lord Sebastian Flyte, younger son of the Marchmain dynasty, both at Oxford and at the posh blond god’s country estate (Castle Howard in North Yorkshire serves well here), Captain Charles Ryder returns to the pile during the second world war after being unexpectedly billeted there. He recalls himself as a virgin undergraduate seduced by Sebastian from tweedy academia into the Marchmain family’s ambit. Later, after being entangled in the Roman Catholic family members’ quests for spiritual redemption for the best part of two decades, he finds himself “homeless, childless, middle-aged and loveless”. But the quest for grace that spurred

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Evelyn Waugh is less captivating to viewers than the nostalgia for a lost, ostensibly better world. Long before Downton was a twinkle in Julian Fellowes’ eye, Charles Sturridge and John Mortimer’s adaptation of Waugh’s novel proselytised for the gilded charms of the landed gentry and doubtless provoked a similar spike in National Trust season-ticket sales. Brideshead has always been a problem to me, not least because I was at Oxford when it was first screened. Thatcherism was hard enough to tolerate; worse were the wannabe Sebastians brandishing teddy bears and yucking up their enthusiasm for the English nobility of yore. Brideshead has a timely pop at the the Bullingdon club, whose beefy posh thugs chuck the flamboyantly camp Anthony Blanche in an Oxford fountain for the twin crimes of being gay and of south European ancestry. Only a few years after this telly drama, such traditional undergraduate rites of passage were being performed by Cameron, Johnson and Osborne. This adaptation, I feel sure in my most bitter moments, helped Oxbridge dining society culture to thrive and gave our current rulers their as-yet-unsated taste for anti-egalitarian politics. Even if that’s not true, it’s well worth watching Brideshead Revisited with that idea in mind. Stuart Jeffries

Anthony Andrews and Jeremy Irons in Brideshead Revisited. Below: Debbie Daniels knows all her husband’s secrets …

It was, Jane Garvey suggested, “a little bit of radio history”. On Monday, Radio 4 and Radio 5 Live joined forces: Woman’s Hour and Men’s Hour shared a 45-minute slot co-hosted by Jane Garvey and Tim Samuels. The two networks make unlikely bedfellows – they might struggle to chat sitting next to each other at a dinner party – but Garvey was there as a bridge, well known to listeners of both. The programme’s theme was secrets. Garvey and Samuels shared theirs, which predictably weren’t earth-shattering: Garvey can’t use chopsticks and Samuels is having laser treatment to remove hair from his back. But there were more powerful stories of lives shaped or changed by secrets. These came mostly in women’s contributions in what felt like the Woman’s-Hour parts of the programme: lengthy interviews with women talking about family secrets (a murder), hiding your sexuality, or discovering that you are adopted. Joan talked about the latter, finding out as her adopted mother died. “I was bereaved of my mother and my identity,” she said. What stung more, she explained, was gradually realising that everyone else in her life knew: “It was only a secret from me.” Cath described living two lives, as a married heterosexual woman and also a lesbian. “It was what my mother wanted,” she said, trying to explain how she could live a lie. She and a female friend would pretend to go shopping every Saturday, renting a room instead. Nobody guessed: “They didn’t even realise we didn’t have any shopping.” The men’s contributions were less moving overall: shorter, lighter and in one instance downright odd. Magician Paul Daniels talked about secrets or – in fact – the lack of them between him and his wife Debbie. He would tell her any tricks she wanted to know about, he said breezily, and they are open about everything. This ended with a big reveal (Debbie was shopping for bathroom fixtures and fittings), and was a reminder that, as well as radio history, the programme was also a bit of bank-holiday fun.

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his is not a good day for John Paul Rocksavage, the good cop played by Warren Brown in Good Cop (BBC1). Well he wakes up in Liverpool for a start ... hey, c’mon, I don’t mean that, I’m not going to have to go there to apologise, am I? I mean I’d love to, some of my best friends are scousers, it’s one of my favourite cities. And it looks beautiful – in a north-west kind of way – in Stephen Butchard’s brooding four-part police drama, like Manchester did in Cracker ... Anyway, moving (swiftly) back to John Paul’s bad day. While out on his morning run along the beach he bumps into a meaningful ex. She’s with her (their?) daughter, he wants to chat, the ex isn’t interested. Then John Paul has an unpleasant encounter with a thug called Finch (terrifyingly played by Stephen Graham) in a cafe, who snarls: “The next copper I see on his own, I’m going to hammer him.” To work then, and John Paul’s first job of the day is a tragedy, a cot death. A patronising CID officer turns up to add whatever the opposite of icing to the cake is. Shit to the shit? There’s just time for a Skype chat with his old dad, who’s sick and bedridden and has tubes coming out of his nose, before JP along with partner and best mate Andy are called to a disturbance at a house. Turns out – it’s probably no accident – that the terrifying thug Finch is there, with his gang of henchmen, and he carries out his earlier threat. It’s not John Paul but Andy who gets hammered, and battered, an attack so shockingly vicious I found it impossible to watch. Andy is left fighting for his life. And that’s not the end of it. John Paul later goes back to the house, finds a gun, Finch turns up, JP shoots him dead. It’s hard not to cheer, until you realise what that means: that Graham won’t be appearing in the the rest of Good Cop. That’s one big loss; he

Nothing flash … Warren Brown as John Paul Rocksavage in Good Cop me. Racists. Though to be fair you can probably get away with a tea leaf in a cop show. It’s good. Not perhaps as deeply absorbing as The Killing or The Bridge; I’m not as involved with John Paul to that extent. I like the fact that he’s just an ordinary bobby on the beat though, nothing special or flash. That he’s flawed. All the police are – Andy is a sexist knob (though still probably doesn’t deserved his hammering). There’s a nice sense of foreboding hanging over it. Charlie Brooker would see plenty of cop show cliches here. The rain, and the urban grime; the troubled protagonist burdened by the weight of his backstory and personal life; the good cop who turns out not to be so good etc. But truth is, a totally true-to-life police drama would probably be mainly about paperwork. Quite mundane Which is what British Cycling: The Road to Glory (Sky Atlantic) was. This could have done with a few sports -documentary cliches (whatever they are), a bit more of the drama of the race, rivalries, personalities, something, anything, to liven it up. What it really needed in fact was someone from outside Sky to be involved, rather than a programme for a TV company about a sports team sponsored by that TV company. The result is basically a corporate video, about a bunch of guys with laptops, talking management speak. “You’ve got to be thinking on the solution side and not on the problem side,” says Dave Brailsford, Mr British Cycling. “You can think so much about a problem. Let’s think: right, what’s the way forwards?” Then he gives us an exclusive look at his diary, at the meetings he’s got coming up in the next few days. And reveals the number of emails he currently has in his inbox: 195.

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really is a very good actor, the standout performance, a mesmerising – if terrifying – presence. Oh, and Andy dies, in hospital. OK, so we’re into the next day now, but still that’s a fairly full-on 48 hours for poor John Paul. Rejection, humiliation, tragic death, sickness, savage violence, lethal shooting, tragic death. Plus it’s pouring with rain the whole time. They really are laying on the opposite of icing thick. It’s almost Scandinavian in its bleakness. A new genre perhaps, north-west noir? The only respite to the misery comes when John Paul takes his top off to reveal pecs that only come from being a Thai-boxing champion (which Warren Brown is). And a comedy encounter with a comedy-scouser car thief. Hey, they put him in there, not

AND ANOTHER THING

Pop quiz: what famous question is Kristin Shepherd the answer to? Clue: next Wednesday, Channel 5.

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TV and radio

Film of the day The Departed (9pm, More4) Martin Scorsese’s remake of Infernal Affairs is a wonderfully brash and violent mob opera, Leonardo DiCaprio going undercover to ensnare Jack Nicholson

BBC1
6.0pm BBC News (S) 6.30 Regional News (S)

BBC2
6.0pm Eggheads (S) 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef (S) The contestants find out who has reached the next round. 7.0 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons (S) (AD) Behind the scenes of Hidcote Manor Garden in Gloucestershire, regarded as the epitome of the English country garden.

ITV1
6.0pm Local News (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

Channel 4
6.30pm Hollyoaks (S) (AD) A surprise visitor at the McQueens’ has advice for Michaela.

Cash Britain, BBC1

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Cash Britain 7.30pm, BBC1
If you were for some reason in any doubt that the financial crisis has consequences for individuals, here is the documentary series to put you straight. Focused around a pawnbroker’s – a business one imagines as pretty much the same in boom times and bust – the show meets the shop’s customers, ranging from the relatively wealthy (a factory owner hocking diamonds to avoid laying off staff ) to those at the sharp end of things (a woman seeking to pay off a high-interest loan before the waters close over her head). John Robinson Ford’s novels continues: he is so dutiful and decent that it’s hard for anyone to match his standards, let alone an unfaithful partner. The HBO star power can be distracting, but it’s compelling nonetheless. Jonathan Wright

7.0 The One Show (S) Chris Evans and Alex Jones host the live magazine. 7.30 Cash Britain (S) New six-part series following a family-run pawnbrokers and the stories behind some of items handed in. 8.0 EastEnders (S) (AD) Sharon and Tanya argue. 8.30 Miranda (R) (S) (AD) Miranda decides to give waitressing a go. Repeat of the first series of Miranda Hart’s sitcom.

7.0 Emmerdale (S) (AD) Ashley has bad news for his children. 7.30 Uefa Super Cup Live (S) Champions League winners Chelsea take on Europa League cup holders Atletico Madrid. Kickoff is at 7.45.

7.0 Channel 4 News (S) 7.30 Paralympic Games 2012 (S) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan introduce coverage of athletics, wheelchair basketball, swimming, judo and archery.

8.0 Mastermind (S) Specialist subjects include Shakespeare’s comedies, Duran Duran and the Shipping Forecast. 8.30 Gardeners’ World (S) Advice on perennial plant seeds and box plant problems. 9.0 Parade’s End (S) (AD) Despite a public reunion, Christopher and Sylvia’s relationship troubles continue in private. Benedict Cumberbatch and Rebecca Hall star.

Cropredy 2012 9pm, Sky Arts 1
Highlights from the “UK’s friendliest festival”, held in the small Oxfordshire village that gives the event its name. This year’s headliners, as ever, are Fairport Convention, as well as former founder Richard Thompson – and chip off the old block, his daughter Kami, who with her squeeze James Walbourne makes up the fabulous Dead Flamingoes. Talking of Squeeze, Cropredy also welcomes Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford, whose songs of love and strife ought to mist the eyes of at least two generations present. Ali Catterall

9.0 In With The Flynns (S) Liam’s attempt at being a personal trainer goes awry. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R) (S) Dermot and Maria prepare for their new arrival with a robotic baby. 10.0 BBC News (S) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (S) 10.35 Would I Lie To You? (R) (S) Rob Brydon hosts as Greg Davies, Konnie Huq, Phil Tufnell and Marcus Brigstocke join David Mitchell and Lee Mack. 11.05 Come Fly With Me (R) (S) (AD) FlyLo passengers are delayed on a flight to Malaga. 11.35 The National Lottery (S) 11.45 EastEnders (S) (AD) Omnibus edition.

Parade’s End 9pm, BBC2
In wife Sylvia’s estimation, Christopher Tietjens is both “a paragon of honourable behaviour” and “the cruellest man I know”. She’s got a point, which is what makes him so fascinating as the adaptation of Ford Madox

10.0 QI (R) (S) Guests David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, Sandi Toksvig and Alan Davies join quiz host Stephen Fry. 10.30 Newsnight (S) Presented by Mishal Husain.

10.10 ITV News (S) 10.40 Local News (S) 10.45 Stay Alive (William Brent Bell, 2006) (S) Feeble teen horror starring Jon Foster and Samaire Armstrong.

10.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills (S) The comedian presents an alternative review of the day’s Paralympics action.

11.0 The Review Show At The Edinburgh Festival (S) Kirsty Wark and guests review Zadie Smith’s new novel. 11.50 Reading Festival Highlights (S) Including the Cure and the Maccabees.
Concert. Barry Douglas completes the LSO St Luke’s Beethoven Piano Sonata cycle by performing the composer’s Piano Sonata No 25 in G; and No 29 in B flat (Hammerklavier). (R) 2.0 Afternoon On 3. From London’s Royal Albert Hall, the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra and associate guest conductor Andrew Manze perform Vaughan Williams’ Symphonies Nos 4, 5 and 6. (R) 4.30 In Tune. Sean Rafferty welcomes guests including conductor Riccardo Chailly, who brings the Leipzig Gewandhaus Orchestra to the Proms with performances of Mendelssohn, Messiaen and Mahler. 7.0 BBC Proms 2012. In their second Prom live from the Royal Albert Hall, the Berliner Philharmoniker, conducted by Simon Rattle, perform pieces by Brahms and Lutosławski. 9.30 A Symphony For Detroit. Petroc Trelawny presents a portrait of Detroit seen through its world-class orchestra, playing again after a six-month strike. (R) 10.15 BBC Proms 2012. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, the London premiere of guitarist Martin Taylor and conductor Guy Barker’s joint work The Spirit of Django. 11.30 World On 3. Mary Ann Kennedy presents a session by American folk singer Tom Paley, best known as a member of the New Lost City Ramblers, whom Bob Dylan once cited as a great influence. 1.0 Through The Night. Including music by Biber, Ana Milosavljevic, Skroup, Bartok, Handel, Jordi Cervello, Vaughan Williams, Dvorak, Martinu, Granados,

11.15 Alan Carr’s Summertime Specstacular 2 (R) (S) The comedian celebrates the Olympics with guests including Jonathan Ross, Tulisa, Keith Lemon, Mo Farah and Greg Rutherford.
Reutter, Elgar, Rachmaninov, Spohr and Telemann.

Radio
Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
6.30 Breakfast. With Petroc Trelawny. 9.0 Essential Classics. With Rob Cowan. Including the Essential CD of the Week by Szymon Goldberg and the Netherlands Chamber Orchestra, Artist of the Week Andres Segovia and guest Paul Bailey. 11.0 Edinburgh International Festival 2012. Live from the Queen’s Hall, violinist Richard Tognetti directs the Australian Chamber Orchestra in an eclectic programme of works by CPE Bach, Scelsi, Grieg and Peteris Vasks. 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime

Radio 4

92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today. With Evan Davis and John Humphrys. 9.0 The Reunion. Sue MacGregor reunites five Asians who were expelled from Uganda in 1972. (R) 9.45 (LW) Act Of Worship. Led by Andrew Graystone. 9.45 (FM) Book of the Week: Leonardo And The Last Supper. By Ross King. Abridged and produced by Jane Marshall. 10.0 Woman’s Hour. With Jenni Murray. 11.0 Missing, Presumed. Part two of two. Efforts to locate children who have disappeared. 11.30 Beauty of Britain. By Christopher Douglas and

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Channel 5
6.0pm Andy Bates Street Feasts (R) (S) Andy visits a farmers’ market in Edinburgh. 6.30 5 News (S)

BBC3

BBC4

More4
6.25pm Paralympic Games (S) Clare Balding and Ade Adepitan present coverage of swimming finals and athletics.

Atlantic
6.0pm ER (R) Benton is in for a surprise, and Carter struggles to return to normality.

Other channels
E4 6.0pm The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon and Penny fall out over a game of paintball. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. The pals try to start a conversation with a sci-fi star. 7.0 Hollyoaks. Esther and Ruby dread their first day of college. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. Marshall and Lily elope. 8.0 The Big Bang Theory. Leonard confronts a bully from his past. 8.30 2 Broke Girls. Max persuades Caroline to join her in a drug trial. 9.0 My Stepmother Is An Alien. Sci-fi comedy, with Kim Basinger. 11.10 Revenge. Emily and Daniel prepare to celebrate their engagement. Film4 7.10pm Bedazzled. Fantasy comedy remake, starring Brendan Fraser. 9.0 Die Hard 4.0. Action thriller sequel, starring Bruce Willis. 11.30 The Final Destination. Horror sequel, starring Bobby Campo. FX 6.0pm Leverage. The Leverage team tries to con a corrupt fight promoter. 7.0 NCIS. A marine’s wife kills an intruder. 8.0 NCIS. Tony disappears during an undercover operation. 9.0 NCIS. Tony’s father is found inside a car with a dead body in the boot. 10.0 Falling Skies. Tom is reunited with his old mentor Professor Arthur Manchester. 11.0 Family Guy. Brian and Stewie embark on an epic journey. 11.30 Family Guy. Peter searches for his real father. 12.0 American Dad! Stan prays to God for a new friend. ITV2 6.0pm The Jeremy Kyle Show USA. The host takes his successful talk-show stateside. 7.0 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club. Two more men are given makeovers. 8.0 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! Compilation show. 9.0 Mamma Mia! Musical comedy, starring Meryl Streep. 11.15 Take Me Out. An athlete, a farmer and a rock musician take part. Sky1 6.0pm The Simpsons. Marge rediscovers her flair for art. 6.30 Futurama. Leela faces a difficult choice. 7.0 The Simpsons. Lisa develops a crush on a teacher. 7.30 Raising Hope. Burt’s wealthy And Johnny Onion 4.0 A Bunch of Fives 4.15 Perfect Timing 5.0 No Commitments 5.30 The Young Postmen

7.0 Frontline Police (R) (S) Rav Wilding joins officers as they search a suspected drug dealer’s flat.

7.0pm Doctor Who (R) (S) (AD) The Doctor finds himself in the middle of the second world war where two evacuees and their mother need help.

7.0pm World News Today (S) 7.30 BBC Proms 2012 (S) Martyn Brabbins leads the BBCSO and Chorus and the London Philharmonic Choir in Herbert Howells’ Hymnus Paradisi and Elgar’s First Symphony.

7.30 Gok Cooks Chinese (R) (S) Gok Wan prepares some of his favourite family recipes, including pork and ginger soup, braised tofu on a spring onion omelette and dragon scallops in burning oil sauce. 8.0 Grand Designs (R) (S) (AD) Kevin McCloud meets Daren Howarth and Adi Nortje, who are using ideas pioneered in 1970s New Mexico to build a home made from recycled materials.

7.0 House (R) As the team fights to keep Amber alive after the crash, an amnesic House tries to remember a vital symptom he saw before the accident.

Trollied, Sky 1
parents spend Thanksgiving with the Chances. 8.0 The Simpsons. Homer and Marge try to save their marriage. 8.30 The Simpsons. With the guest voice of Sacha Baron Cohen. 9.0 Trollied. New series. Gavin is promoted to head office. 9.30 Trollied. Lorraine unveils a new line of products that leaves Julie unimpressed. 10.0 A Touch Of Cloth. Spoof crime drama, by Charlie Brooker. 12.0 An Idiot Abroad. Karl Pilkington visits Machu Picchu in Peru. Sky Arts 1 6.0pm Video Killed The Radio Star. Bob Geldof discusses the Boomtown Rats’ music videos. 6.30 Suggs’ Italian Job. The singer takes a ride on a Vespa. 7.0 Architecture School. Tensions rise as the project falls behind schedule. 7.30 Virgin Virtuosos. Keith Allen tries to re-create a work by Canaletto. 8.0 All You Need Is Love. Producer Sam Phillips recalls how he discovered Elvis Presley. 9.0 Cropredy 2012. Featuring Fairport Convention, Squeeze and Joan Armatrading. 10.30 Seasick Steve At Isle Of Wight 2011. The American blues musician’s performance. 11.0 Oasis Live At The City Of Manchester Stadium. The band’s 2005 homecoming gig. TCM 6.55pm Monte Walsh. Western, starring Lee Marvin. 9.0 Collateral Damage. Action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 11.05 Batman Returns. Comicbook adventure sequel, starring Michael Keaton.

8.0 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads (S) Lisa Kelly and GW Boles find themselves on a hairraising route of narrow tunnels and crumbling cliffs in the Peruvian Andes.

8.0 Great Movie Mistakes 2011: Not In 3D (R) (S) Robert Webb counts down the most memorable movie mishaps of last year’s blockbusters.

8.0 Blue Bloods (R) (S) (AD) Danny spends a romantic weekend with Linda while keeping one eye on an investigation.

9.0 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction (S) Brian Dowling reveals which celebrity will be the fourth contestant to leave the house.

9.0 The Comedy Marathon Spectacular (S) Chris Ramsey and Jameela Jamil present highlights of this year’s eight-hour comedy marathon, the first to be held at the Edinburgh Fringe. 10.0 The Tape Face Tapes (S) Sketches and stand-up by silent comedian The Boy with Tape on His Face. 10.30 EastEnders (R) (S) (AD) Sharon and Tanya argue.

9.30 Imagine (R) (S) Paul Simon recalls the making of his groundbreaking 1986 album Graceland, and returns to South Africa to reunite with musicians who played on the record.

9.0 The Departed (Martin Scorsese, 2006) (S) (AD) Gripping mobster thriller starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon and Jack Nicholson.

9.0 Blue Bloods (R) (S) (AD) Things turn violent when a security team prevents Jamie and Renzulli from entering a church.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side (S) Emma Willis and her panel are joined by the latest evicted housemate.

10.0 Boardwalk Empire (R) (S) (AD) Nucky springs a surprise on his enemies at a Memorial Day service. Eli questions his allegiances and Jimmy is taught a painful lesson.

11.20 The Bachelor (S) Spencer Matthews takes the two remaining contestants on individual dates before revealing the winner. Last in the series.

11.0 Bad Education (R) (S) (AD) A new game has a bad effect on the pupils. 11.30 Family Guy (R) (S) Peter injures his hand in an accident. 11.50 Family Guy (R) (S) Lois becomes a sex education teacher.
Australian writer Ken Welsh’s 1971 travel guide. 4.0 (FM) Last Word. 4.30 (FM) Feedback. Listeners’ views. 5.0 (FM) PM. With Eddie Mair. 5.57 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket. England v South Africa. 5.57 (FM) Weather 6.0 (FM) Six O’Clock News 6.30 (FM) Chain Reaction. Caitlin Moran interviews Jennifer Saunders. Last in the series. 7.0 (FM) The Archers. Vicky struggles to cope. 7.15 (FM) Front Row. An interview with tenor Alfie Boe. 7.45 (FM) Craven. By Amelia Bullmore. 8.0 (FM) Any Questions? From Hebden Bridge. 8.50 (FM) A Point of View. With John Gray.

11.0 Paul Simon: Live At Webster Hall, New York (R) (S) A June 2011 concert by the singer, featuring songs including The Obvious Child, Kodachrome and Gone at Last.

11.55 Embarrassing Bodies (R) (S) Revisiting patients from previous shows, including a woman who needed major dental work.

11.05 The Wire (R) (S) Avon refuses to take Stringer’s advice about a truce with Marlo, and Brother Mouzone returns on a mission of revenge.

Collateral Damage, TCM
Today 4.50 Witness 5.0 World Briefing 5.30 World Business Report 6.0 World Have Your Say 7.0 World Briefing 7.30 Scott’s Legacy 7.50 From Our Own Correspondent 8.0 News 8.06 The BBC Africa Debate 9.0 Newshour 10.0 World Briefing 10.30 World Business Report 11.0 World Briefing 11.30 The Strand 11.50 Sports News 12.0 World Briefing 12.30 World Football 1.0 World Briefing 1.30 World Business Report 1.50 From Our Own Correspondent 2.0 News 2.06 HARDtalk 2.30 World Football 3.0 World Briefing 3.30 The Strand 3.50 Witness 4.0 News 4.06 Assignment 4.30 Scott’s Legacy 4.50 From Our Own Correspondent 5.0 World Briefing 5.20 Sports News 5.30 The 5th Floor

Nicola Sanderson. 12.0 News 12.04 You And Yours. 12.45 The New Elizabethans. Profile of Scottish politician Alex Salmond. 12.57 Weather 12.59 (LW) Live International One-Day Cricket. England v South Africa. 1.0 (FM) The World At One. Presented by James Robbins. 1.45 (FM) Poetic Justice. Mr Gee investigates neighbourhood rivalries in Edinburgh. Last in the series. 2.0 (FM) The Archers. David and Ruth make plans. (R) 2.15 (FM) Afternoon Drama: The Benefit of Time. By Terri-Ann Brumby. (R) 3.0 (FM) Gardeners’ Question Time. The panel answers queries in Norfolk. 3.45 (FM) Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To Europe. New series. Mark Little celebrates

9.0 Friday Drama: Freud: The Case Histories. Conclusion. By Sigmund Freud, dramatised by Deborah Levy. (R) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight. With Robin Lustig. 10.45 Book At Bedtime: Pure. By Andrew Miller. Abridged by Jeremy Osborne. 11.0 Great Lives. Comedienne Natalie Haynes champions Roman poet Juvenal. (R) 11.30 Radio 4 Extra’s Comedy Club: On The Hour. Spoof news show, with Chris Morris. (R) 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book of the Week: Leonardo And The Last Supper. By Ross King. Abridged and produced by Jane Marshall. (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast

Radio 4 Extra
Digital only
6.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 6.30 Rogue Male 7.0 The Young Postmen 7.30 What’s So Funny? With Ed Byrne 8.0 The Navy Lark 8.30 The Burkiss Way 9.0 Hazelbeach 9.30 Whispers 10.0 Five Summers And Johnny Onion 11.0 A Bunch Of Fives 11.15 Perfect Timing 12.0 The Navy Lark 12.30 The Burkiss Way 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male 2.0 Ladies Of Letters Log On 2.15 This Sceptred Isle 2.30 Book At Beachtime: EM Forster’s A Passage To India 2.45 A Life of Chekhov 3.0 Five Summers And Johnny Onion

4.0 The 4 O’Clock Show 5.0 No Commitments 5.30 The Young Postmen 6.0 Journey Into Space 6.30 Doctor Who and the Creature from the Pit 7.0 The Navy Lark 7.30 The Burkiss Way 8.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 8.30 Rogue Male 9.0 A Bunch Of Fives 9.15 Perfect Timing 10.0 Comedy Club: What’s So Funny? With Ed Byrne 10.30 Nigel And Earl Sort Out The World 11.0 This Is Craig Brown 11.15 Date With Fate 11.30 On The Hour 12.0 Journey Into Space 12.30 Doctor Who and the Creature From The Pit 1.0 Sherlock Holmes With Carleton Hobbs 1.30 Rogue Male 2.0 Hazelbeach 2.30 Whispers 3.0 Five Summers

World Service

Digital and 198 kHz after R4
8.30 Business Daily 8.50 From Our Own Correspondent 9.0 News 9.06 HARDtalk 9.30 The Strand 9.50 Witness 10.0 World Update 11.0 World Briefing 11.30 Science In Action 11.50 From Our Own Correspondent 12.0 World Have Your Say 12.30 Business Daily 12.50 Sports News 1.0 News 1.06 HARDtalk 1.30 World Football 2.0 Newshour 3.0 World Briefing 3.30 The Strand 3.50 From Our Own Correspondent 4.0 News 4.06 HARDtalk 4.30 Sport

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1 Manages (5) 2 Rice seasoned with spices and cooked with meat or vegetables (5) 3 Skidding manoeuvre in a car (9,4) 4 Female bird (with a proud partner?) (6) 5 Graph of educational progression? (8,5) 6 Dog resembling a greyhound (6) 7 Sea between Greece and Turkey (6) 12 Quick witty remark (4)

Solution no 13,201
B O N P U S S K A I J I U M A P E P R U L A P P P D R A A G S Q U D E E E N E V O Y L U S M T E R A W W E I G R D D O A R E O V E A R B D V E J E L L Y B E A N R P A Y F R E E Z E
6 15 7 34

Solution no 1306
3 7 9 1 9 8 1 3 1 3 6 2 4 9 8 6 7 8 9 5 6 1 3 3 7 9 1 9 8 1 8 2 6 7 3 9 7 5 9 8 5 7 3 9 1 8 2 6 3 1 9 8 7 1 2 8 6 9 9 5 7 9 4 2 5 2 1 8 6 7 3 8 9 7 8 9 9 6 8 9 5 3 1 4 2 5 4 2 8 6 7 9 3 1 9 8 7 1 2 8 6 9

C E M Y E Y R E R S T N C H L F P E A S E G U N I R C A R U N N E R

Doonesbury

32 The Guardian 31.08.12

Garry Trudeau

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