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Book summary >>> Ulysses arrived on Planet Earth with an invisible space ship after light years of travel. He came from Planet Progress. It was only during the last two generations that the people of Planet Progress actually secured the survival of the human species on their planet. They came very close to self-extinction...... For over a century Planet Earth has been under observation by the scientists of Planet Progress. These scientists were amazed to discover the great similarities between the two planets. They also understood the criticality of the next two centuries for the survival of the human species on planet earth.... They chose Ulysses to carry out this rescue mission, for many reasons... But perhaps the most convincing reason was his unique ability to "see" into the subconscious of other people and, without speaking, directly communicate with their minds... And so the Story begins . It is about the Eternal Human saga…. Why are we here? Who are we? Should we question our values? What is our place in the universe? An Illustrated story that you don’t want to miss. This is what the story about: • Man is what he believes, and so is a woman. [-CHEKHOV ] • Against stupidity even God is helpless. [ LEO ROSTEN ] • Education: That which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. [MARK TWAIN ] • Where all think alike, no one thinks much. [ WALTER LIPPMANN ] • I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. [ THOMAS CARLYLE ] • Were it not for imagination, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess.[SAMUEL JOHNSON ] • One is a lie, two are lies, but three lies become politics. [- LEO ROSTEN ] • Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. [ - H. L. MENCKEN ] • Art is a lie that enables us to realize the truth. [ PABLO PICASSO • Everyone wants to "understand" art. Why not try to understand the song of a bird? [ PABLO PICASSO ] • Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. [-SAMUEL BUTLER ] • The earth has a skin, and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man. [ -FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE ] • Television is democracy at its ugliest [ PADDY CHAYEVSKY ] • Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself. [-JAMES A. FROUDE ] • The test of a good religion is weather you can joke about it. [- G. K . CHESTERTON ] • It is dangerous to free people who prefer to be slaves to their ignorance. [ - MACHIAVELLI ] • The human mind is our fundamental resource. [ J. F. KENNEDY ] • We are all on a spaceship, and the spaceship is called earth. Four billion passengers- and no skippers. .. [ VERNER VON BRAUN ] • My first wish is to see this plague of mankind-war-banished from the earth, but human stupidity will prevent this from happening. [ -GEORGE WASHINGTON ] • I sometimes think that God, in creating. Man, somewhat overestimated his ability. [-OSCAR WILDE] ·

Stone O. Light (Pseudonym) successfully retired in his late 40-th, before the burst of the About The Author: stock market’s bubble (year 2001). He was one of the founders of a highly profitable High-Tech company. Prior to that he was leading the development of state of the art defense- projects. Some of his inventions are utilized onboard hundreds of military airplanes. He received his Ph.D in the US Naval-Post-Graduate-School after a wellaccomplished carrier as a Naval officer. Stone O. Light published numerous articles in Scientific and Trade journals. Now in his retirement, he decided to share some of the amusing observations he made during his diverse carrier. About The Illustrator: The book’s illustrations are the work of Vered Evenor. A successful print making artist (Graduate of Tyler art school in Philadelphia) whose works of art were exhibited in numerous art- galleries and artshows.

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THE_CASTLES_OF_TECHNOLOGY THE_RULING_LORDS >>> [N_6]>>>Art [N_7A]>>Art [N_7]>>>Art THE_GLORY_AND_THE_SHAME_OF_THE_GCA >>> THE_IDIOCY_OF_ENTERTAINMENT_DURING_THE_GCA 3 ....>>>>>>> Table_Of_Content >>>>>>> Better_Understanding WHY? ULYSSES_FROM_PLANET_PROGRESS THE_ENCOUNTER_WITH_THE_INVINCIBLE_MR_.. THE_GREAT_CONSUMPTION_AGE SEX_BY_THE_SOAP RENDEZVOUS_WITH_THE_LEGISLATOR >>> >>> >>> [N_2]>>>Art [N_3]>>>Art [N_4]>>>Art [N_5]>>>Art [N_1]>>>Art >>> [N_13]>>>Art THE_AVANT_GARDE_GOVERNMENT_EXPERT >>> THE_CONTAMINATION_OF_SCIENCE_AND_THE_.

RELIGION_THE_PAINFUL_BACKBONE_OF_CIVILIZATION THE_FIRST_STEP_IN_THE_PLAN_OF_RESURRECTION THE_STOLEN_MINDS >>> [N_8]>>>Art [N_9]>>>Art [N_10]>>Art [N_10A]>Art [N_10B]>Art [N_11]>>Art THE_THREE_LANED_HIGHWAY_TO_THE_NEW_HAVEN REPLACING_THE_CRIPPLED_CAPTAINS >>> THE_EVOLUTION_OF_THE_GLOBAL_BRAIN >>> THE_MULTI_ARM_SPIRAL_OF_PROGRESS THE_ETERNAL_WAR_BETWEEN_LIGHT_AND_DARKNESS REVELATIONS [N_12]>>Art Eternity Tips_For_The_Wise Human_Nature…Philosophy Just_Funny > >>> >>> >>> >>> [N_0]>>>Art [N_E1]>>> Art E1 [N_E2]>>> Art E2 [N_E3]>>> Art E3 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 4 .

Yet the same "highly unintelligent electronic machines" are smart enough to control and coordinate our vehicles. barely control our own lives? 5 . who are equipped with an even more sophisticated computer. of less than a little baby exercise so much control over our world. education. Furthermore. Yet on his twenty-first birthday. and even today's fashion and music.htm Artistic preview Better_Understanding To>> Table of content N_13 WHY? It is estimated that a newborn baby has a memory capacity thousands of times greater than that of the largest computer on earth to-date. That skill is well known to a year old infant. Meanwhile. and his ability to learn and to associate. They are even involved in our media. his chances of ever regaining intellectual coherency are slim. far surpasses the ability of all the computers combined. That skill is well accomplished by a two years old child. civil construction. entertainment. the baby's intelligence. it is worth shedding some light on its capacity versus the electronic computer. banks and industry. fighting machines. By the age of three. and health care. this grown baby is very likely to be profoundly and permanently confused. stores. hundreds of other dedicated scientists have been spending the last several years attempting to teach the computer to interpret the sounds of the human spoken language. This little brain behind the screen has the ultimate say in the design of most transportation vehicles. This idea raises a question: How can such a "meager minded" machine with an intelligence in some cases. To appreciate the powerful forces that manage to generate such disarray in the "human computer". At this moment hundreds of scientists are devoting their best talents in attempts to teach the electronic computer the simple skill of recognizing an image.Artistic_preview\Final_13. yet we.

a huge warning label is set on the spiraling state of confusion. In turn. This computer suffers from the incurable virus known as stupidity. they embark on a futile and life long journey of self. Layer after layer of misconception and false notion are loaded into their data.base further pushes the human super-computer into the endless spiral of more confusion. It is the type of confusion that makes people the enemies of themselves and turns friends into foes.deceit. it must be beyond comprehension. the corrupted data. to insure no possible recovery. It is also the power that throws many helpless souls into the pits of fanatic religion and elusive spiritualism. our super computer often turns against us and spins our mind into an endless circle of confusion. So. It rules our working environment and overwhelms our political system. And then. many adults concluded that there really is no sense in this world and.base. if sense does exist. Stumbling through these clouds of confusion. and suicide.” So here are the key questions: How can such a potent computer be transformed from an asset into a liability? What are those enormous programming powers that cripple the human computer? Who is perpetuating the spiral of confusion and where will it end? @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ To>> Table of content N_13 6 .In fact. it reads “Don't Touch. drug abuse. in despair. It is the type of confusion that leads many youngsters to drinking.

Since the great resemblance between the two planets might result in historical similarities. earth is one of the inhabited planets that can be physically reached by their spaceships. the extinction of the human race on earth is certain. in the name of the "human spirit". according to their predictions. Ulysses himself served as the chairman of the Planet Regulatory Board for five years before his journey to planet Earth. And so. It was only during the last two generations that the people of Planet Progress actually secured the survival of the human species on their planet. He was told that the first step he had to take for his successful social acceptance was to acquire a nice vehicle. therefore. These scientists were amazed to discover the great similarities between the two planets. Due to the amazing similarities between Planet Progress and planet earth.base of Planet Progress was loaded into his spaceship’s computer. Ulysses found himself in the middle of an empty field on the continent of North America.base would assist Ulysses in his first task. Ulysses looked up to the sky and said his prayer: "Please give me the wisdom to find my way in this eternal confusion and give me the intelligence to enlighten the less fortunate. But perhaps the most convincing reason was his unique ability to "see" into the subconscious of other people and. They chose Ulysses to carry out this rescue mission. the complete historical data. As he started his great mission. For over a century Planet Earth has been under observation by the scientists of Planet Progress. His stealthy spaceship’s landing spot was carefully selected by the exploratory team that had landed on earth several years before.." 7 . Ulysses owned his first transportation vehicle on Earth. they decided to launch an intergalactic rescue mission. In order to accomplish this task. without speaking. if I do succeed in my struggle. the scientists believe that humans on planet earth are now in a great danger. directly communicate with their minds. The exploratory team experienced great difficulties in understanding the natives' cultural habits. Planet Progress' data. The current scientific belief is that the close call of self-destruction was prevented by the planet's global regulatory system. the first task of Ulysses' mission was to decipher the driving forces behind the natives' weird behavior patterns. They concluded that North America was the perfect landing place for an alien to be most likely accepted. for many reasons. please give me the strength to remain humble so I may maintain my wisdom. His spaceship landed within walking distance of a used car lot. shortly after landing. In fact. They came very close to self-extinction due to a chain of events that seemed beyond their control. He came from Planet Progress. in absence of constructive intervention. Therefore. after light years of travel. They also understood the criticality of the next two centuries for the survival of the human species on planet earth. Presently. there are only a handful of human-inhabited planets. And so. The scientists had already established that out of billions of dead planets.ULYSSES_FROM_PLANET_PROGRESS Ulysses arrived on Planet Earth with an invisible space ship after light years of travel. And.

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I have been working the last twenty years day and night just like a slave. however. All my neighbors would adore me and I would be the symbol of success. “You don't understand. and I can actually eat a pound of lobster every evening…‘ “ And what will you do with all these wonderful possessions? ”Inquired Ulysses.progress." It was then that Ulysses recalled from his briefing. Instead. "A millionaire. the man's eyes indicated utter mental disarray. huh. “answered the man in agony. Even though I've had great accomplishments I am going nowhere. I can own a Rolls Royce and a private jet. my net worth is only a quarter of a million.” Ulysses had to interrupt the overflow of grief. He noted to himself that this self. He sat down quietly beside the man and started interrogating the man's subconscious mind… “ My name is Molded-brain.” commented Ulysses. “ What is this about being a millionaire? “ “You name it." wondered Ulysses. He was told that the natives used to drink away their mysterious frustrations and carry on meaningless conversations there. He thought for a moment that the poor man was suffering from a terrible terminal disease. I am nobody." said the man impatiently “I could have all those pretty girls and actually make love to all of them any time my heart desired. "This dream of yours must be really something. that many natives had this great identity confusion that lead them to believe that they were what they owned. As he entered Illusions.inflicted misconception required a 9 .htm Artistic preview THE_ENCOUNTER_WITH_THE_INVINCIBLE_MR_MOLDEDBRAIN It was late afternoon when Ulysses headed toward Illusion. “ I have lost all hope.Artistic_preview\Final_1. I will never be a millionaire I dream of and I will end up just an ordinary nobody. prior to his departure from planet. I an very powerful and I can fire and hire by the stroke of a pen. yet I am miserable and unhappy. Ulysses could not resist. " I am a top manager in a corporation called Go-For-it. ”I can buy a mansion.“ replied the suffering man. and I own only a Mazda. I have no future and will never fulfill my dreams. his eyes spotted a well-dressed man with a tailored suit and a smooth "aerodynamic" haircut. known singles bar.” replied the suffering soul.

thorough analysis and he was determined to have a long conversation with SmartAce. "My name is Ulysses and I am from Planet Progress. He sketched up top. and about the sharpness of her dress. at least that's what my ex-husband called me.doc Click here to see The invincible Mr. Molded-brain. Turning his head. and then rushed back to his spaceship. Mr. He was wondering what kind of story this new sketch might bring up from the depth of SmartAce’s memory. Although it was not easy to ignore her well-curved body." she immediately replied. As Ulysses debated between graceful escape from the woman or the surrender to his desires. he disappeared six months ago. promised to call her back. He knew that powerful forces were required to create such a distortion in the human mind. he concluded. as soon as he got back to his spaceship. but never said anything meaningful. She was greatly concerned about the firmness of her body. down below he added the wave of standing ovations from his neighbors. It was then that Ulysses recalled another part of his briefing at planet progress about the natives' obsession with their looks and almost total disregard for their intellect. a sketch initiated the best conversations he ever had with SmartAce. On Planet Progress they taught every one the art of communication by sketches.“ Ulysses spotted at once this contradiction between the woman’s high intellectual potential and her great mental emptiness. nice to meet you. He drew him grasping his endless new possessions and gorging on countless lobsters. since the little lady seemed to be just ripe and he was definitely ready for a bite. Molded-brain's wet dream of lined-up girls waiting to fulfill their ultimate dream. It must be spring. In fact. It was raining outside. Something told him that this woman could lead him to a breakthrough in understanding those obscure brain damaging forces that act on the natives. A good sketch was a very effective method to convey complex and abstract thoughts. She talked and talked. He walked over to her and introduced himself. he sat down and sketched his impression of the encounter with the invincible Mr. he had already visualized the next morning after taste and the inevitable intellectual hangover. her hairstyle. her bills. and her pet. He took her phone number. While waiting for the rain to subside. "I never heard that line before. My name is Scatterbrain. Unfortunately. Ulysses suddenly noticed a pretty-looking woman staring at him with passionate eyes. She really tried to impress him and she definitely wanted to go to bed with him. Click_Here\Fig_10A\Fig_10A. Molded-Brain and His Dream That never came True 10 . it was her state of mind that captured his attention." said Ulysses. "Gee whiz. her car.

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SmartAce scanned the sketch for two seconds and a heavy smoke cloud emerged from behind the console. The masses were turned into ‘tiny blood cells’ suited to serve the rulers' empires. Indeed. This newly evolving form of government imposed a great danger on the ruling lords." SmartAce was the nickname of the spaceship's almighty computer. A virus started to emerge and it penetrated the ‘blood cells’. a state of national chaos soon followed. Chief of the Historical Data Base of Planet Progress And so the story goes: “The Great Consumption Age.THE_GREAT_CONSUMPTION_AGE Ulysses entered his space ship and pressed the attention key of SmartAce. the masses were mentally crippled and intellectually sedated by self-imposed fear. will you!" said Ulysses. no tradition and questionable values. For thousands of years they ruthlessly subjugated the masses. For several hundred years now. they were turned into zombies and were left in the land of self. Like cancer. Non-cooperative ‘blood cells’ were purged. it was called by some the ‘Government of the People’ and by others ‘Democracy’. And they had a good reason for this belief. The title read: ‘The Great Consumption Age ‘ By Professor Plavious. The virus was called ‘knowledge’. The ruling lords argued that the way to the well being of their little fellow men were beyond the masses comprehension. Secret meetings were held by thier agents. whenever the masses took over. Freethinking ‘blood cells’ were annihilated. who were known by the name of clergy. gangs of infected ‘blood cells’ were attempting to collectively control empires. It was then that the ruling lords decided to take action. for generation after generation. However. It happened just when it seemed as if the human masses finally had the ability to control their own destiny. At the turn of the GCA masses of infected ‘blood cells’ turned against entire empires and wiped out the ruling lords. it spread through entire empires.deception. The newly coined slogan aimed to spearhead the war against the carcinogenic virus of knowledge was ‘Give Them A New Drug’. “ he said. terrifying the ruling lords. or GCA. something terrible happened. "I am back and have drawn a sketch. began two centuries ago and lead directly to the Great Disaster Era. The smoke cloud was usually a teasing sign and it meant that a long story was on the way. New savage empires were formed and instead of ruling lords. Unfortunately. And then. the ‘old social drug’ was loosing its potency. The ‘blood cells’ had to be brainless. The masses were led to believe that an eternal reward was waiting for them if they followed the rituals 12 . no culture. By the turn of the GCA a new form of government was evolving. instead. "Stop this nonsense. The gangs had no class. They became a great danger to the remaining ruling lords. Can you please provide me your interpretation. The ruling lords always fought among themselves in an attempt to monopolize the planet's human resources. The human’s ancient fear of the unknown future was brilliantly manipulated by agents of the ruling lords. "Hi SmartAce.

prescribed by the clergy. These rituals, often referred to as religion, drugged the masses, for centuries. The drugged masses became a tasty prey for the ruling lords. Populations of entire continents were thoroughly digested while being drugged. However, the dangerously spreading virus of knowledge started to neutralize the old drug. The old drug was becoming obsolete. A new drug was urgently needed. This new drug had to faithfully serve the aspirations of the power hungry ruling lords for another millennium, but had to be much more sophisticated than the old one. It also aimed for total control of the masses. Engineered to stimulate rather than suppress primitive human desires, above all, it was designed to forever uproot the plaguing virus of knowledge. In short, the new drug had to launch the masses into a restless and mindless productive orbit, while guaranteeing the power monopoly of the ruling lords. The development of the new drug was not easy. Several decades were required to fine-tune it. It was all- together a new drug, administered in radically new methods and developed with entirely new tools. This new drug had many shapes and forms and it was delivered (primarily by the TV) directly into the masses brain. It had a tremendous effect not only on the masses, but also on the entire planet. Many individual human beings were sent into a state of constant frustration compounded with feelings of depravation. It also triggered in them an addiction to external stimulation, to counteract the drug-induced emptiness. These individuals were called Zombie Consumers. The new drug induced in them an insatiable appetite to consume every conceivable commodity. It included all shapes and forms of material goods, a variety of chemical substances, and all kinds of sexual and gastronomical objects. For them, consumption became the essence of life. They were literally consumed by the need to consume. Their motto was: ‘We are what we consume’. And that was just the beginning. Their new desire caused a great economical fire on the planet that lasted more than 200 years. It was this enormous fire that brought the human species to the brink of extinction”. All of a sudden, great darkness fell on the spaceship control room and SmartAce's screen started to flicker with a continually expanding image. It started as a little spot in the screen's center, and constantly grew until Ulysses could finally recognize the image. The title said: ‘A Zombie Consumer - product of the Great Consumption Age’. Loud sounding trumpet music introduced the image, and, finally, SmartAce’s voice came alive as he cheerfully said "Voila. "

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A Zombie Consumer Product of the Great consumption Ages (GCA)

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SEX_BY_THE_SOAP
Ulysses parked his car near the ocean’s front. It was still early morning and he was watching the beautiful sunrise through the large rock formation on the shore. He was experiencing a great sensation. It was something he could never experience in his lifetime on planet progress. The red and beautiful silhouette of the sun in front, the sea lions on the rocks bathing in the morning sun, and the cheerful sound of the morning birds from the green trees all around. He could have never physically witnessed it back home. The only way some one could even come close to such a sensation on planet progress was by watching a very old movie picture. Such beautiful scenes were kept alive on planet progress only by the video- tapes. The scenes of free birds were long gone and most of the oceanic mammals died from chemical pollution and excessive fishing. Watching the sun freely was completely forbidden even during sunset due to the severe atmospheric erosion. The color of the trees on planet progress was mostly yellow and a person was not allowed to stay in the outside atmosphere without the breathing mask. Ulysses quickly figured out that if everything will progress on his planet according to the environmental rescue plans, it would take roughly 900 years before such a science may be even thinkable back home. Well, he thought, I bet these natives have no real appreciation for such beauty and chances are they have no idea how easily they can lose it all. He could smell the clean and fresh breath of the ocean and felt almost high breathing the clean and abundant oxygen. I wish my friends could be here for just a few moments. There is no way I can ever try to explain to them such a sensation. It will be like using empty words to explain a great act of love. Thinking of love, he said to himself, how about making a phone call to little Scatterbrain. If I have to make a guess she is still alone in bed and probably would not mind sharing her breakfast with me. He drove slowly away from the morning scene searching for a nearby phone. She picked up the phone almost instantly and in her half sleepy voice she sounded as if she just woke up from a sweet dream. "Hi there," she said, "I can't believe it but I was just dreaming about US." "Well lady, how about sharing your breakfast with me?" asked Ulysses. "I wouldn't mind a fresh cup of coffee with a good looking woman." "Sounds wonderful, “ she said, "I will be ready for you in fifteen minutes, let me give you directions.”........... 15

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RENDEZVOUS_WITH_THE_LEGISLATOR
Ulysses steered his invisible space ship to the capital of the Natives. He planed a rendezvous with the mind of the legislators. He was told in the briefings that this event is going to be his first real shocking experience on earth. .....

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. consisting of ‘history replay’ on planet progress were extensively used in order to evaluate the leading causes of the catastrophe.. deforestation was a.Artistic_preview\Final_4.. Computer simulations. These inventions were the key to save the planet..prepared plan. There was no doubt that among others. 23 .htm Artistic preview THE_AVANT-GARDE_GOVERNMENT_EXPERT Ulysses arrived to earth with a well. He was equipped with the details of the 128 most significant inventions of planet progress that were yet unknown on earth.

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asking for an interview..base four remarkable scientific publications and printed them.Artistic_preview\Final_5.. These publications actually changed the course of the scientific history on planet progress.. 26 ... He mailed them to the chairman of the international EIII organization.htm Artistic preview THE_CONTAMINATION_OF_SCIENCE_AND_THE_DESTRUCTION_OF FINE_ARTS_DURING_THE_GCA Ulysses selected from his computerized data. The Engineering Institute of Imaginary Intelligence (EIII) was regarded as the ultimate scientific and engineering authority on earth.

which entirely weakened and discredited the scientific community during the GCA. Scientists. 28 . was established only by president Enlightenment during the Disaster Era. fostered by the new drug. played an important role in stabilizing the rapidly deteriorating state of planet progress. like yourself.It was this climate. “ “ So how do you like this sketch?" asked SmartAce and then displayed his work of art.

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30 . Blueblood.. Blueblood.Artistic_preview\Final_6. The Castle of Technology was the name of a multibillion High.. Ordinary people could not interact with Mr.. He was indeed a ruling lord.Tec corporation and Ulysses had a meeting with the company's owner. His name was Mr...htm Artistic preview THE_CASTLES_OF_TECHNOLOGY Ulysses took a deep breath and entered the Castle of Technology..

htm Artistic preview THE_RULING_LORDS "Tell me about the power of the ruling lords during the GCA. The blue. "There were two types of Ruling lords." said Ulysses. Thank God their ignorance is history in planet progress. the pleasure is all mine.blooded and the redblooded." And then SmartAce continued. the blue.Artistic_preview\Final_6. "Okay boss.blooded ruling lords were known to possess extraordinary 33 .

Click_Here\Fig_45A\Fig_45A.doc Click here to see The Glory the Shame of the GCA 35 .htm Artistic preview THE_GLORY_AND_THE_SHAME_OF_THE_GCA As the story of the human species on earth was unfolding. the contrast between the glory and the shame of the GCA kept intriguing Ulysses. He named his new illustration "The Glory the Shame of the GCA" and placed it in front of SmartAce’s cameras. "Sure my man.Artistic_preview\Final_7A. "Can you please explain this to me?" asked Ulysses. as long as you have the patience to listen….

htm Artistic preview THE_IDIOCY_OF_ENTERTAINMENT_DURING_THE_GCA Of all things. on planet progress..doc Click here to see The Idiocy of Entertainment during the GCA 37 . Click_Here\Fig_48A\Fig_48A.. Could it be that only 200 years ago. masses were subjected to such intellect paralyzing brutal forces? Is it possible that astronomical financial resources were wasted on provoking all the ugly animal instincts hidden in the root of the human brain? It seemed to Ulysses like a monstrous viper. perhaps the most astonishing experience of Ulysses on planet earth was the native’s forms of entertainment..Artistic_preview\Final_7.

a man dressed like a raven and acting as if a godly light was shinning on him. Ulysses looked up and there it stood.htm Artistic preview RELIGION_THE_PAINFUL_BACKBONE_OF_CIVILIZATION Ulysses stood in the middle of a magnificent dome that seemed to symbolize the nothingness of a human being... a prophetic voice pierced the silence and started preaching..Artistic_preview\Final_8. It was the tone of someone who believed that he was holding a monopoly on the absolute truth. Ulysses immediately recognized the tone of the voice. 40 . Suddenly. in the middle of the podium...

That is.. The plan's name was ‘Resurrection’. for a period of six months.aside for this mission. one fourth of planet progress computing power was set. to develop the rescue plan of planet..htm Artistic preview THE_FIRST_STEP_IN_THE_PLAN_OF_RESURRECTION A computing power of 40 Giga IQ was dedicated..Artistic_preview\Final_9.earth. Ulysses was commissioned to accomplish the first . 50 .

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. Ignorance was.. The ancient gods... "It was no coincidence that Adam and Eve were expelled from the old paradise as soon as they became knowledgeable. just like the modern ruling lords.Artistic_preview\Final_10A. had no intentions of sharing the world with the masses. Knowledge was reserved for the lords and to the gods.htm Artistic preview THE_THREE_LANED_HIGHWAY_TO_THE_NEW_HEAVENS And SmartAce continued. 55 .

Click_Here\Fig_81A\Fig_81A. World population of 37 billion people.. The ruling lords and their beneficiaries. an annual death toll of 15 million due to nuclear terror waged by religious fanatics.Artistic preview Artistic_preview\Final_10B..doc Click here to see ‘The crippled governments of the GCA 58 . and spreading diseases." said SmartAce and started his story. and annual average of 6 million people starving to death and. The remaining population became violently frustrated and their extremists were waging guerilla war against. poverty. owned 98 percent of the wealth. Material possessions became the exclusive merit of human beings. in addition. amounting to about 8 percent of the population. "The two centuries of the GCA were coming to a terrible ending. The poor nations were plagued with acute famine. The affluent nations were suffering from violent social unrest.htm REPLACING_THE_CRIPPLED_CAPTAINS "We are now entering step three of the plan..

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.Artistic preview Artistic_preview\Final_11.htm THE_EVOLUTION_OF_THE_GLOBAL_BRAIN We are now reaching the climax of the plan.. 61 . Hell on earth is already..

was not the machines but rather the standardization of human knowledge and the introduction of self. It harmonized all the intellectual powers of the human race since beginning of time.doc Click here to see ‘The Global brains and The destiny of earth’ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ To>> Table of content N_12 62 . Click_Here\Fig_86A\Fig_86A. in order to achieve a single.minded purpose.The marvel.learning computers that were fed by truth seeking enlightened scientists. but rather the question of the human race extinction. however." concluded SmartAce. as you can see in my sketch. The purpose was not a quest for power nor for glory nor for wealth nor for beauty and nor for any other human weaknesses. The purpose was simply to seek a respectful survival of humankind throughout the next millennium. The global brain was perhaps the most sophisticated creation of the human race ever. So…'to be or not to be'…was the ancient question that the global brain had to resolve. Except it was not the individuals survival dilemma.

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that is eternal? I am a scientist and I was searching all my life for a plausible ‘scientific’ explanation to the possibility of spiritual eternity.She looked into his eyes very innocently and asked:” Grandpa why are we here? Grandpa you are one of the most respected citizen on planet Progress. His Granddaughter was sitting next to him . it is certainly not our body. yes. Let assume for a moment that we indeed comprise of an eternal entity.Artistic preview Artistic_preview\Final_0. in us. I developed my interpretation . Searching for our eternity I had a strong urge to find out at least one possible link between science soul and eternity.htm Eternity To>>Table_of_content_N_0 Ulysses was 80 years old now . A simple explanation will say.. I wish you could tell me a story that can answer my question. our children and they carry it on to eternity. If there is such a part. Can we possibly find at least one ‘scientific’ explanation for the existence of a part. our soul is projected into our work. my interpretation of our universe has much more questions than answers .You will be the judge. The connection I found inspired me and gave me a strong sense of purpose.so here is my story”: “Is it possible that a part in us is eternal. our creation. I know that your stories are long winded but I am relaxed now and have all the time in the world “ “My dear child “ said Ulysses “great people before me already attempted to answer your question. But maybe there is more to it.He returned to planet Progress after his successful rescue mission on planet Earth. But I have to worn you. there many hypothetical answers none is proven so far. call it our soul.. 73 ..

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***13. stupidity is boundless. [-HEBREW SAYING ] He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir. ***13. ***13. ***13. ***13. in fact.HEBREW SAYING ] Genius has limitations. [-HEBREW SAYING ] Thinking is strenuous art-few practice it.Artistic preview [ 13] ABOUT STUPIDTY_WHY? ***13. ***13. ***13.REMY DE GOURMONT ] Don’t approach a goat from the front..BERTRAND RUSSELL] You can educate a fool but you can’t make him think. God Himself is helpless.BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ] There are two kinds of fools: those who can’t change their opinions and those who won’t. they do. [-WILL ROGERS ] If men talked about only what they understood.. all my life I have been searching for evidence to support this. and then only at rare times. . Against stupidity. ***13. ***13. only on different subjects. ***13. [-LEO ROSTEN ] The greatest of all sins is stupidity. [ -DAVID BEN-GURION ] Aristotle has said that man is a thinking animal. or a fool from any side. the silence would become ***13. he runs a risk every time he uses it. [. [-BERTRAND RUSSELL ] The average man's judgment is so poor. [. a horse from the back . ***13. [-OSCAR WILDE ] Man: The inventor of stupidity. [. The X Ray of his head shows nothing. ***13. ***13. [-EDGAR WATSON ("ED") HOWE ] Everybody is ignorant. [ JOHN BILLINGS ] Most people would die sooner than think. [.

[ PLATO ] It is not the facts that guide the conduct of men. What is matter? Never mind. [ WILL ROGERS ] Education: That which reveals to the wise. [-BERTRAND RUSSELL ] I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain’t so. ***13. ***13. ***13. ***13. [-MARK TWAIN ] What is mind? No matter. [-MAX LERNER ] ***13. and conceals from the stupid.FELIX COHEN ] A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants. ***13. [-ALBERT EINSTEIN ] ***13. .MART TWAIN ] A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. [ ALEXANDRE DUMAS ] Men are born ignorant. Wise men talk because they have something to say. [. the vast limits of their knowledge.Unbearable. ***13.BERTRAND RUSSELL ] The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. ***13. but their opinions about the facts. [MARK TWAIN ] The roots of education are bitter. ***13. ***13. they may well be mistaken. [. ***13. and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.LEO ROSTEN ] Even when the experts all agree. but the fruit is sweet. fools because they have to say something. ***13. they are made stupid by education. [ -NORMAN ANGELL] Generally the theories we believe we call facts. [. [ ARISTOTLE] It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubts. [. ***13. not stupid. [ THOMAS ALVA EDISON ] Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge in the field of truth and knowledge is ship wrecked by the laughter of the gods. [ -BISHOP ] How is that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. ***13.

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[ LEO ROSTEN ] Most men never mature. ***1. The masses are Asses. ***1. ***1. [ ADLAI E. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Where all think alike.until I met a man who had no feet. People mistake the pursuit of happiness with the narcotic pursuit of “fun”. STEVENSON ] If you can't love. ***1. If women didn't exist. drinks when he is not thirsty. they simply grow taller. [LEO ROSTEN] Nature has hardly formed a woman ugly enough to be disbelief flattery.Artistic preview [ 1] ABOUT THE ENCOUNTER ***1. [ THOMAS CARLYLE ] Man: A creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. [ WALTER LIPPMANN ] I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. ***1. ***1. [-HEBREW SAYING] The rich have heirs. [ HEBREW SAYING ] There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. [ HEBREW SAYING ] What a man does in youth darkens his face in old age. . not children. ***1. learn how to flatter. ***1. no one thinks much. ***1. [ -ARISTOTLE ONASSIS ] When people are free to do as they please. [-ERIC HOFFER ] I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes-. [-MARK TWAIN ] Man is the only animal that eats when he is not hungry. ***1.LORD CHESTERFIELD ] Flattery is all right if you don't inhale. they usually imitate each other. ***1. all the money in the world would have no meaning. ***1. ***1. ***1. [ . and makes love during all seasons. ***1.

ANGlE DlCKlNSON ] Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . ***1 ***1. [. all you have to do is stand still and look stupid. [ ANATOLE FRANCE ] A fashionable woman is always in love with herself. [-FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD ] Any girl can be glamorous. ***1. [ HEDY LAMARR/MARLENE DIETRICH/ELIZABETH TAYLOR ] She dresses for women-and I undress for men. Men who really like women never notice what they wear.[ HEBREW SAYING ] ***1.

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[ -GROUCHO MARX ] Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.CHAUNCEY DEPEW ] Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.SAMUEL JOHNSON ] A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. They're attracted by what I don't mind. What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ***2. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. An optimist is one who hopes they are. ***2. . ***2. [-Gypsy ROSE LEE] The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. ***2. in other parts of the world it is a fact. [-JOHN BARRYMORE ] Were it not for imagination. ***2. ***2. [. [ -EDWARD DAHLBERG] A man is as young as the women he feels. ***2.AMBROSE BIERCE ] Never eat at a place called Mom’s. [ -JOHN BARRYMORE ] Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. ***2.Artistic preview [ 2] About SEX BY THE SOAP ***2. [-MARLENE DIETRICH] When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation. ***2. a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess. Never play cards with a man named Doc. [ -SAMUEL JOHNSON] The most satisfactory technique in making love is to be in love with the one you making love to . [. ***2. [ -LEO ROSTEN ] In America sex is an obsession. ***2. ***2. [.

[ -OSCAR WILDE] When you see what some girls marry. [. ***2. [-THOMASAQUINAS ] One is very crazy when in love. [. ***2. [ BALTHASAR GRACIAN ] Bachelor: A man who tries to avoid issues. [ GEORGE ADE ] She was a vacuum with nipples. [. [ VOLTAIRE ] Her features didn’t seem to know the value of teamwork. ***2. [ -WILL ROGERS ] She wore far too much lipstick and not quite enough clothes. H.SIGMUND FREUD ] . that is I always a sign of despair in a woman. [-HELEN ROWLAND ] I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. yellow belly. Better that a girl has beauty than brains. and spotted back. because boys see better than they think. you realize how they must hate to work for a living. ***2. [ JEAN KERR ] Beauty is only sin deep. what is beauty? A female with two pop eyes. Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ***2. SOMERSET MAUGHAM ] Loves takes up where knowledge leaves off. a wide mouth.And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than your own. ***2. Love is what happens to a man and Woman who don’t know each other. MUNRO ("SAKI") ] To a toad. ***2. ***2.LEO ROSTEN ] ***2. [ H. ***2. ***2.W. [-NELSON ALGREN ] ***2. ***2. [ -OSCAR WILDE ] ***2. [ OTTO PREMINGER ] A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.

***2. [. ***2. we would not be here. ***2. ***2. ***2. ***2. ***2. but longer. [. [. [. [-JAPANESE PROVERB ] Love me a little less.LEO ROSTEN ] A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. [-OLIVER HERFORD] I like men who have a future and women who have a past. one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them . ***2. Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. [-JERRY RUBIN ] Beds are the poor man's opera. [ OGDEN NASH ] The trouble with marriage is that while every women is at heart a mother. ***2. . ***2. [-CHARLES KINGSLEY ] Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. [-GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] ***2. ***2. ***2.BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] Love: The only fire for which there is no insurance. ***2. [-THE CHOFETZ CHAIM ] Let us be grateful to our parents: Had they not been tempted. [-ITALIAN PROVERB ] A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. [-OSCAR WILDE ] Behind every successful man you’ll find a women who had nothing to wear and was a nag. [ JAMES STEWART ] Marriage is the alliance of two people. Temptation laughs at the fool who takes it seriously.HEBREW SAYING ] The backseat produced the sexual revolution. ***2. [-SAMUEL JOHNSON ] Love is sentimental measles.AMBROSE BIERCE] The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. ***2. every man is at heart a bachelor. [-LEO ROSTEN] The ideal love affair is one conducted by Email. ***2.

***2. [ . Christianity has done love a great service by making' it a sin. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here .[. [ JOHN BURROUGHS ] Scriptures: The sacred books of our holy religion. ***2. I regard it as a disease. ***2. [. LUCAS ] ***2. [ AMBROSE BIERCE] The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to them were fishermen. as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. V.HENRY MILLER] Religion is the opiate of the people. not taught. [-HEINRICH HEINE ] Religion is caught. ***2. and I hope that every kind of religious belief will die out. ***2.WILLIAM RALPH INGE ] Science has done more for the development of Western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years. [ ANATOLE FRANCE ] Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant. [ ARTHUR BINSTEAD ] I am myself a dissenter from all known religions. as belonging to the infancy of human reason and to a stage of development which we are now outgrowing.E. [ BERTRAND RUSSELL ] ***1. ***2.

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***3. ***3. . [ HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW ] It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. ***3. two thirds. [ H. the morning. ***3. but three lies become politics . poltroons. the fly said to the ox. [. One is a lie. ***3.LEO ROSTEN ] The folly and presumption of that insidious and crafty animal… a politician. ***3. and suppose you were a member of Congress: But I repeat myself. he is surprised when others believe him. more or less. [ -ADAM SMITH] And so we plough along. ***3. [. suppose you were an idiot.FRANK McKINNEY ("KIN") H UBBARD ] All politics are based on the indifference of the majority. Often that is a good thing for the candidate. ***3. [ MARK TWAIN ] Alcohol is a very necessary article… it enables the Legislator to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in . [ -MARK TWAIN ] Fleas can be taught nearly everything a congressman can. ***3. MENCKEN ] Reader. more or less. and three thirds. the politician poses as the servant. ***3. L. ***3. [ -MARK TWAIN ] Congress consists of one third. ***3. two are lies. [-CHARLES DE GAULLE] People will say a spot announcement does not give the audience a chance to get to know the candidate. idiots. more or less. [-JAMES RESTON ] In order to become the master.Artistic preview [ 3] ABOUT RENDEZVOUS_WITH_THE_LEGISLATOR ***3. [ GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] Since a politician never believes what he says. scoundrels. [-RICHARD NIXON ] Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

it is the worship of jackals by jackasses.KARL POPPER ] Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.LEARNED HAND ] Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. calculate on the support of Paul . [ -ARISTOTLE] ***3. ***3. When a crook kisses you. MENCKEN ] When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. but it is only effective if you can stop people talking. MORROW ] The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other. [ -CLEMENT ATTLEE ] What we call public opinion is generally public stupidity. L. ***3. count your teeth. ***3. [ H. ***3. ***3. ***3. ***3. ***3.H. ***3. A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. [ . [. [ -VOLTAIRE ] A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can. [-COMMON SAYING ] .CLARENCE DARROW ] Democracy means government by discussion. MENCKEN ] Democracy is also a form of religion. [ BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] The only political system that can endure is one that prevents the rich from impoverishing the poor (by talent or shrewdness) and the poor from robbing the rich-by votes or through violence. ***3. [ . ***3. [-JAMES RESTON ] I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first four hundred people listed in the telephone directory than the elected one? [ A known journalist ] Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything' but a hell.[ -CHARLES DE GAULLE ] ***3. as a rule. ***3. I'm beginning to believe it.[ GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] Liberty is so much latitude as the powerful choose to accord to the weak. [DWIGHT D. [ . L.

you know he is crooked. If he says yes.***3. ***3. [-JEROME K. but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. JEROME ] What he says he doesn't mean. [-SHALOM ALEICHEM ] I do not mind lying. [-HEBREW SAYING ] If you wish to strengthen a lie. but I hate inaccuracy. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . unless. lying is a profession. It's hard to rob a thief. [ OSCAR LEVANT ] It is always the best policy to tell the truth. of course. ***3. but cut the cards. [-HEBREW SAYING ] He only lies twice a year: in summer and in winter . [ -SAMUEl" BUTLER ] ***3. [. ***3. ***3. [-FINLEY PETER DUNNE ] There's one way to find out if a man is honest: Ask him. [-MOSES HAYYIM LUZZATTO ] Any fool can tell the truth. [-MARK TWAIN ] To some men. ***3. and what he means he doesn't say. [-SAMUEL BUTLER ] Trust everybody. ***3. mix a little truth in with it.LEO ROSTEN ] Under this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. ***3. ***3. ***3. you are an exceptionally good liar.

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***4. . PETER ] Some folks can look so busy doing nothing' that they seem indispensable. the tax rates were low and the revenues were high. ***4. [-JEAN-BAPTISTE COLBERT ] At the beginning of the empire. [ A WORLD LEADER ] The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing. [ LEO ROSTEN ] The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem. [ RONALD REGAN ] A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. and we have an increase of twelve thousand. and after four years we have taken a census of the government staff. [ -FRANK McKINNEY] I think the world is run by C students . ***4. ***4. [ MILTON FRIEDMAN ] We have pruned and pruned our bureaucracy. [ JAMES F. [ -IBN KHALDUN (1332-1400) ] There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: Your tax dollar will go farther.Artistic preview [ 4] ABOUT THE_ GOVERNMENT_EXPERT ***4.that’s someone who works for the government but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination . [ -WERNHER VON BRAUN ] The taxpayer. [ -BARRY GOLDWATER ] ***4. [ -LAURENCE J. [-MILTON FRIEDMAN ] The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau. ***4. useless work drives out useful work. the tax rates were high and the revenues were low. ***4. ***4. At the end of the empire. ***4. ***4. ***4. BYRNES ] In a bureaucratic system.

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. like morality. ***5. count your finger . CHESTERTON ] The revolutionary role of the artist is to liberate us from the prisons of the familiar.Artistic preview [ 5] ABOUT THE_CONTAMINATION_OF_SCIENCE_ AND_THE_DESTRUCTION_OF FINE_ ARTS_DURING_THE_GCA ***5. ***5. [ FEDERICO FELLINI ] Art does not render what is visible. [-CLAUDE BERNARD ] Art is a lie that enables us to realize the truth. K. [ AMBROSE BIERCE ] The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage. ***5. ***5. ***5. ***5. the pearl is the oyster's autobiography. [ PAUL KLEE ] Art is higher type of knowledge than experience. ***5. ***5. consists in drawing the line somewhere. Science is we. art makes visible. Why not try to understand the song of a bird? [ PABLO PICASSO ] All art is autobiographical. ***5. and poetry is painting with the gift of speech. [ PABLO PICASSO] Everyone wants to "understand" art. [ ARISTOTLE ] Art. ***5. ***5. [ -G. Art is I. [ -MARK RUSSELL] After shaking hands with a crook. [ SIMONIDES ] Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from weather and exposing them to the critic. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Painting is silent poetry.

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[ PLATO ] Perched on the loftiest throne in the world. the more you see of his ass. and every slave has had kings among his ancestors. Every king springs from a race of slaves. J. [ SAM HOUSTON ] The more I see men the more I admire dogs. ***6. the stone presses back. we are still sitting on our own behind. ***6. [-SAMUEL BUTLER ] Don't jump on a man unless he's down. ***6. ***6. . [ LORD BEAVERBROOK ] He objected to ideas only when others had them. ***6. [. [.Artistic preview [ 6] ABOUT THE_RULING_LORDS ***6. ***6. so long as he remained in the driver's seat. ***6. [-ISAAC NEWTON] ***6. [ JOHN MASEFIELD ] He did not care in which direction the car was traveling. [-"VINEGAR JOE" STILWELL] Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.FINLEY PETER DUNNE ] He could not see a belt without hitting below it.except loyalty. ***6. TAYLOR ] When you press a stone. ***6.MONTAIGNE ] The higher a monkey climbs. [ A. ***6. [ MARQUISE DE SEVIGNE ] His face was filled with broken commandments. [ MARGOT ASQUITH ] He has all the characteristics of a dog.

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A man who is not fool can rid himself of every folly but vanity. [-JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU ] When you turn proud, remember that a flea preceded you in the order of the divine creation. [ TOSEPHA ] The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hanger. [- SHALOM ALEICHEM ] The cynic puts all human actions into two classes: openly bad and secretly bad. [ HENRY W. BEECHER ] Cynic: A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. [ H. L. MENCKEN ] Don't steal. You’ll never compete successfully in business. Cheat. [ AMBROSE BIERCE] Never wrestle with a chimney sweep. [-H. H. ASQUITH ] One could not even dignify him with the name stuffed shirt. He was simply a hole in the air. [ GEORGE ORWELL ] Schizophrenia beats dining alone. [- OSCAL LEVANT ] He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. [ H.H. MUNRO ] The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. [ LEO ROSTEN ]

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not necessarily beautiful. The earth has a skin. [ -FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE ] If everyone sweeps in front of his door. every ten seconds. ***7A. [-LEO ROSTEN ] How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning? [-JONATHAN SWIFT ] Those who lie on the rails of history must expect to have their legs chopped off.RUDO PRAVO ] If it's good. ***7A. after all. [-FRANKLIN D.LEO ROSTEN ] When there is no middle class. [. ***7A. ***7A. She must be found and stopped. and that skin has diseases. and the state soon comes to an end.Artistic preview [ 7A] ABOUT THE_GLORY_AND_ THE_SHAME_OF_THE_GCA ***7A. ***7A. [ SAM LEVEKSON ] Birth control: Copulation without population. . one of its diseases is called man. ***7A. [ -GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] Fashion: That. and the poor greatly exceed in number . or inexpensive. the whole city will be clean. [. ***7A. there is a woman giving birth to a child. ***7A. foolish.HERBERT BLOCK ] Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. ***7A. troubles arise. [. [ -LEO ROSTEN ] Somewhere on this globe. which makes what preceded it look stodgy. are only induced epidemics. [ OSCAR WILDE ] Fashions. they'll stop making it. ROOSEVELT ] ***7A. [-ARISTOTLE ] A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air . ***7A.

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***7. ***7. Television is democracy at its ugliest.FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT ] Television: A medium. [ -ANN LANDERS ] Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. The most terrifying thing is what the people do want.Artistic preview [ 7] ABOUT THE_IDIOCY_OF_ENTERTAINMENT_ DURING_THE_GCA ***7. ***7. [. the culture of the lowbrow. the privilege of the underprivileged. [-ERNIE KOVACS ] Television: The literature of the illiterate. [-JAMES A. ***7. MENCKEN ] TV -chewing gum for the eyes. the wealth of the poor. [ EDMUND WILSON ] No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. . ***7. [ -LEO ROSTEN ] ***7. ***7. [ PADDY CHAYEVSKY ] Television is the first truly democratic culture-the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. ***7. [-RED SKELTON/DAVID FROST ] Wild animals never kill for sport. the exclusive club of the excluded masses. [ H. [. ***7. ***7. L. [-CLIVE BARNES] Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than at each other. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself. FROUDE ] The most immoral and disgraceful and dangerous thing that anybody can do in the entertainment is knowingly to feed back to the public its own ignorance-and cheap taste. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.LEE LOEVINGER] The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

***7. Television has taken that away from him. [ DANIEL J. [ OSCAR WILDE ] Professional football is getting very rough. [ -FRED ALLEN ] Television is for appearing on-not for looking at. or of press. ***7. ***7. ***7. is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. or of speech. [ ROBERT JACKSON ] ***7. and a hard helmet-and that's just to sit in the stands. Why should people pay good money to go out and see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing? [-SAMUEL GOLDWYN ] Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.***7. popularity an accident. ***7. [-LEO ROSTEN ] American motion pictures are written by the half educated for the half-witted.they stay bought. [ -NOEL COWARD ] A sign of celebrity is that his face is often worth more than his services. ***7. ***7. the only earthly certainty is oblivion. and able to sing like a bird. a face mask. all the poor man had left was his imagination. ***7. [ MARK TWAIN ] If you have money. . ***7. [ -FRED ALLEN] There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians. [-HEBREW SAYING ] A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known. You have to wear shoulder pads. then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ***7. handsome. men think you are wise. [FRED ALLEN ] There are moments when entertainment almost attains the dignity of manual Labor.JOHN ERVINE] The radio listener saw nothing. ***7. ***7. [ BILL MOYERS ] The price of freedom of religion. BOORSTIN] One of my chief regrets during my years in the theater is that I couldn’t sit in the audience and watch be [ JOHN BARRYMORE ] Fame is a vapor. he had to use his imagination…With the high cost of living and the many problems facing him in the modern world. [.

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[ . [--WILSON MIZNER ] We are not to expect to be translated from despotism to liberty in a feather bed. LEG ] I am in the prime of senility.Artistic preview [ 9] ABOUT THE_FIRST_STEP_IN_THE_ PLAN_OF_RESURRECTION ***9. [ -FRANK McKINNEY ] Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? [-STANISLAW J. ***9. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . [-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ] It is the weak who are cruel. [ LEO ROSTEN ] To give little with a smile is better than to give much with a frown. Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others. ***9. [ -THOMAS JEFFERSON ] ***9. ***9. ***9. this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.MARK TWAIN ] Always do right. ***9. ***9. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Virtue has never been as respectable as money. ***9. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. [-Mark TWAIN ] The longest road in the world is the one that leads from your pocket. ***9. kindness is to be expected only from the strong.

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it. [-MARKTWAIN ] Habit is…not to be flung out of the window. ***10. K. ***10. ***10. [ MARK TWAIN ] Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. [ . CHESTERTON ] ***10. and watch the basket. CHESTERTON ] There is a great difference between the eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read. ***10. [ BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ] Education: The path from cocky ignorance to painful uncertainty. ***10.Artistic preview [ 10] ABOUT THE_STOLEN_MINDS ***10. [ MARK TWAIN ] There are no uninteresting subjects. [-THOMAS ALVA EDISON ] No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen. [ G. [ G. your education. [ -JAMES HARVEY ROBINSON ] A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. K. which is the probable reason why so few engage in [ -HENRY FORD ] It is astonishing what an effort it seems to be for many people to put their brains definitely and systematically to work. ***10. ***10. ***10. . ***10. there are only uninterested people.MACHIAVELLI ] Thinking is the hardest work there is. but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. ***10. [ GEORGE MACAULAY TREVELYAN ] Put all your eggs in one basket. It is dangerous to free people who prefer to be slaves to their ignorance. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do.

***10. ***10. ***10. The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.DON MARQUIS ] Silence is the only good substitute for intelligence. humans will be burnt in the end. the middle-aged suspect everything. [ .***10. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . ***10. the young know everything. [. [-OSCAR WILDE ] I shut my eyes in order to see. [ HEINRICH HEINE ] The multitude of bad books and bad information is making us ignorant. ***10. [ VOLTAIRE ] The old believe everything. [ MARK TWAIN ] Where books are burnt.LEO ROSTEN ] ***10. [ PAUL GAUGUIN ] The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

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and therefore are most economical in its use. ***10A. HUXLEY ] Truths turn into dogmas the moment they are disputed. ***10A. afraid of fortune. [-MARK TWAIN ] We’re afraid of truth. When you tell the truth you don't have to remember what you said. [ RALPH WALDO EMERSON ] New truths begin as heresies and end as superstitions. but lies should be clothed. ***10A. [-FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE ] Reality is for people who can't face drugs. [ -MARTIN ESSLIN ] Truth may walk about naked. CHESTERTON ] Dogma: That terrible disease that nails a man so firmly to his own belief that he is unable to see that other men may believe otherwise. The human mind is our fundamental resource. Man's flaw is that he can deteriorate. afraid of death and afraid of each other. F. [ MONTAIGNE ] Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies. ***10A. K. [-JEWISH SAYING ] ***10A. [ -MARK TWAIN ] ***10A. their flaw is that they cannot improve. ***10A. [ -THOMAS H. but the principal one was that they escaped teething. [ G. Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession.Artistic preview [ 10A] ABOUT THE_THREE_LANED_HIGHWAY_ TO_THE_NEW_HEAVENS ***10A. ***10A. [-FROM THE HEBREW BOOKS OF WISDOM ] The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its senselessness. ***10A. [ J. KENNEDY ] The virtue of angels is that they cannot deteriorate. PETER ] Adam and Eve had many advantages. [-LAURENCE J. ***10A. ***10A. and his virtue is that he can improve. . **10A.

[ MARK TWAIN ] Never lose a holy curiosity. ***10A. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake.[.MARK TWAIN ] ***10A. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . [-ALBERT EINSTEIN ] ***10A. Adam was only human. he wanted it only because it was forbidden. knew that nobody had said it before him. [ -MARK TWAIN ] Adam was the only man who. when he said a good thing.

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[. It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon doctor. [ -ARTHUR C. CLARKE ] Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. I suppose you could never prove to the mind of the most ingenious mollusk that such a creature as a whale was possible. [ . ***10B. H. [ VERNER VON BRAUN ] The realization that our small planet is only one of many worlds gives mankind the perspective it needs to realize sooner that our own world belongs to all of its creatures. Four billion passengers. we want an uncommon admiral and an uncommon general. people.Artistic preview [ 10B] ABOUT REPLACING_THE _CRIPPLED_CAPTAINS _ ***10B. and the spaceship is called earth. ***10B.ABRAHAM LIMCOLN ] My deepest feeling about politicians is that they are dangerous lunatics to be avoided when possible and carefully humored. [ . [-RALPH WALDO EMERSON ] Nearly all men can stand adversity. to whom one must never tell the truth. give him power.ROBERT LOUIS STEVENESON ***10B. AUDEN ] No party is as bad as its leaders. We are all on a spaceship. we want an uncommon engineer. ***10B. but if you want to test a man’s character. above all. ***10B. When we get into a war. If we have a construction job. ***10B. .HERBERT HOOVER ] ***10B. that the moon landing marks the end of our childhood as a race and the beginning of a newer and better civilization. [ -W. Only when we get into politics are we content with the common man.and no skippers.

[-GEORGE BURNS ] Politics and the fate of mankind are shaped by men without ideals and without greatness. for in politics there is no honor. There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable. [-BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . Men who have greatness within them don't go in for politics.[-WILL ROGERS ] ***10B. ***10B. [-ALBERT CAMUS ] ***10B.

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KENNEDY ] The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts. [. he can recover. [-ERIC HOFFER ] Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. [-OMAR BRADLEY] Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable. it is an end. Power is not a means.Artistic preview [ 12] ABOUT THE_ETERNAL_WAR_ BETWEEN_LIGHT_AND_DARKNESS ***12. BYRNES ] Dictator: A self-madman. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. [ -GEORGE ORWELL ] Except by saints. ***12. ***12. but when intoxicated by power. the problem of power is finally insoluble. ***12. My first wish is to see this plague of mankind-war-banished from the earth. ***12.LEO ROSTEN] ***12. [ -GEORGE WASHINGTON ] Mankind must put an end to war. while weakness corrupts the many. [. ***12. or war will put an end to mankind. . ***12. ***12.ALDOUS HUXLEY ] Power corrupts the few. [-JOHN F. ***12. [-JAMES F. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol. [-OMAR BRADLEY ] Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. [-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE ] Power intoxicates men. ***12. ***12. but human stupidity will prevent this from happening. he seldom recovers. [-HENRY KISSINGER ] Power is my mistress.

[ -THOMAS FULLER ] There is no record in history of a nation that ever gained anything valuable by being unable to defend itself. So is a waste of time for a wolf to talk peace with the sheep. ***12. ***12. [. In war there is no substitute for victory. There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher.UPTON SINCLAIR ] People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them . ***12. [ -JOHN F. [ -JOHN F.[-JOHK F. ***12. [ HARRY TRUMAN ] Fascism is capitalism plus state sponsored murder. ***12. ***12.GEORGE CLEMENCEAU ] A war leaves the country with three armies: an army of cripples. ***12. ***12. [ ABBA EBAN ] ***12. [ THEODORE ROOSEVELT ] Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. KENNEDY ] The only thing that is ridiculous about collective security is that we have not got it. ***12. [ -OSCAR WILD ] History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ***12.DOUGLAS MACARTHUR ] War is a series of catastrophes that may result in a painful victory. [ H. [-FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE] Whenever you have too efficient government you have a dictatorship. MENCKEN ] I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head. It is an unfortunate fact that we can only secure peace by preparing for war. [. ***12. an army of . [ ERIC HOFFER ] A thing is not necessary true because a man dies for it. ***12. [. L. [-WINSTON CHURCHILL ] It is madness for a sheep to talk peace with a wolf. KENNEDY ] ***12. ***12. KENNEDY ] Only when arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain without doubt that they will never be employed.

ASQUITH ] You can't win through negotiations what you can't win on the battlefield. [ -ERIC HOFFER ] It’s characteristic of al movements and crusaders that the psychopatic element rises to the top. For we are all misfits when we have to adjust ourselves to the wholly new. ***12. H. [ . [ . [ . too is a tyrant in tendency. one to mislead the cabinet. they have only shifted it to another shoulder. ***12. [ -ALBERT CAMUS ] There is perhaps in all misfits a powerful secret craving to turn the whole of humanity into misfits. All modern revolutions have ended in a reinforcement of the power of the State. [ HONORE DE BALZAC ] Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible. [-SHIRLEY WILLIAMS ] Equality may perhaps be a right.FRANZ KAFKA ] ***12. Hence partly their passionate advocacy of a drastically new social order. and an army of thieves. [-GERMAN PROVERB ] ***12. . ENOCH POWELL ] Peace: Time out . but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact. [ -J. [-GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] The saddest illusion of revolutionary socialism is that revolution itself will transform the nature of human beings. and one to mislead themselves. because he would impose his ideas on others. ***12. ***12.HENRY KISSINGER ] History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen. ***12. ***12. ***12. ***12. [ -RAPPH WALDO EMERSN ] Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. [ REINHOLD NIEBUHR ] Each man .EVAN ESAR ] ***12. ***12. [.H.ROBERT LINDNER ] Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny. The War Office kept three sets of figures: one to mislead the public. ***12.mourners. [.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. ***12. but not before they are hanged. [-OTTO VON BISMARCK (A LA MACHIAVELLI) ] One should forgive one’s enemies. and to give an appearance of solidarity to pure wind. [ -GEORGE JEAN NATHAN ] Being a hero is about the shortest. ***12. [ ERIC HOFFER ] The gift of rhetoric has been responsible for more bloodshed on this earth than all the guns and explosives that were invented. L. [ HEINRICH HEINE] ***12. [.***12. [-BERTRAND RUSSELL ] Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. [ H. [. as distinguished ***12. ***12. [-STANLEY BALDWIN ] Propaganda is that branch of lying which often deceives your friends without ever deceiving your enemies. [ -GEORGE ORWELL ] Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils. MENCKEN ] Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.WILL ROGERS ] Political language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable. [ . ***12. MENCKEN] Nothing should be left to an invaded people except their eyes for weeping. otherwise even God can’t help you when they invade. Men never do evil so fully and so happily as when they do it for conscience's sake. ***12. . ***12. [ ALBOUS HUXLEY ] Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. ***12. ***12. L.WALTER LIPPMANN ] Demagogue: A man who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. ***12. [ PASCAL ] Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.lived profession on earth.H. [-GEORGE ORWELL ] Liberty doesn’t work as good in practice as it does in speeches. ***12. ***12. [ WILL ROGERS ] Liberal: A power-worshiper without power. ***12. ***12.

[ BERTRAND RUSSELL ] Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here .from the liberal. In Haiti. [-AMBROSE BIERCE ] ***12. when they make statues of Christ and Satan. who wishes to replace them with others. they make Christ black and Satan white .

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I am a great believer in luck. you need a lot of pessimism. [ THOMAS EDISON ] ***E1. ***E1. No one needs help to get into trouble. [ SOREN KIERKEGAARD ] Success is getting what you want. [ MARK TWAIN ] To make a lot of money. [ BENJAMIN DISRAELI] You can wash your hands. ***E1. [-BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] He who has butter on his bread should not go into the sun. a man who is not a conservative at sixty is either poor or has no head (and that’s why he is poor). they fetch a much higher price than old mistresses. and when he can. ***E1. What’s cheap is expensive. ***E1. [ -STEPHEN LEACOCK ] Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. ***E1. ***E1. Life is not a problem to be solved. and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. but not your conscience.Artistic preview [ E1] Tips for the wise ***E1. . but reality to be experienced. ***E1. ***E1. A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart. [ -HEBREW SAYING ] Buy Old Masters. ***E1. ***E1. and happiness is wanting what you get.DAVE GARDNER ] Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. [ . [ -MAORI SAYING ] There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: When he can’t afford it. you need a little optimism. To keep it. [-LORD BEAVERBROOK ] ***E1.

***E1. MOODY ] ***E1. If you want people to think you are wise. [ -ABRAHAM LINCOLN ] Ten excuses are less persuasive than one good reason.[ HEBREW SAYING ] ***E1. ***E1. [ -HEBREW SAYING ] If you have nothing to say. [-HEBREW SAYING ] Never speak ill of yourself. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Character is what you are in the dark. ***E1. [-LEO ROSTEN ] If you want to be popular. don’t think they don’t hate you. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Be the master of your will and the slave of your conscience. ***E1. just agree with them. ***E1. [-HEBREW SAYING ] Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined . ***E1. don’t take it. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Man lives freely only by his readiness to die. [ HEBREW SAYING ] It is easy to be brave from a safe distance [AESOF ] . ***E1. say nothing. ***E1. Just because you’re paranoid. just ask for it. [ DWIGHT L. K. your friends will always say enough on that subject. ***E1. ***E1. [-CHARLES-MAURICE DE TALLEYRAND ] The man or woman who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words . [ -ELBERT HUBBARD ] ***E1. ***E1. Conscience: the thing that acts bad when everything is feeling good. just ask people for advice. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Woe to the one nobody likes. GANDHI ] It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. [-MARK TWAIN No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar . but beware of the one everyone likes. ***E1. [ M. ***E1.

***E1. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . [. instead of measuring once and cutting ten times. ***E1. a coward about a war. at least be brave. and if you prophesy right. is only a strong secret hope of greater favors. and the man who thinks others can't live without him is more mistaken.HEBREW SAYING ] The test of good manners is to be patient with bad ones. ***E1. for if you prophesy wrong. nobody will remember it. ***E1.***E1. the one who yields first displays the nobler nature. [ ALDOUS HUXLEY ] ***E1. ***E1. in most men. [-COMMON SAYING] Gratitude. [-JOSH BILLINGS ] Better measure ten times and cut once. The man who believes he can live without others is mistaken. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Don't ever prophesy. [ BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] Remember: We were all geniuses up to the age of ten. nobody will forget it. ***E1. [-MANNY SCHLOTT ] When two men quarrel. [-JAMES MATTHEW BARRIE] Never consult a woman about her rival. [ FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD ] ***E1. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own. ***E1. or a merchant about a bargain.and no man. [-IBN GABIROL ] Every woman should marry. When you have no choice. ***E1.

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save my soul. ***0. ***0.HELEN HAYES ] It is easier to love humanity. ***0.than to love one's neighbor.JOSEPH ERNEST RENAN ] There is no logical way to the discovery of the elementary laws of nature. so this small earthly life keeps us from seeing the vast radiance that fills the core of the universe. ***0. [ PLINY THE YOUNGER ] Well-ordered self-love is right and natural.. held before the eye. [ -NACHMAN OF BRATSLAV ] We…live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people. ***0. ***0. ***0. if there is a soul.THOMAS AQUINAS] The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.ALBERT EINSTEIN ] Somewhere. ***0. Man is what he believes. ***0. [ -CARL SAGAN ] Take away love and our earth is a tomb. [-BERTRAND RUSSELL ] Life is a dream-but please don't wake me. and so is a woman. if there is a Lord. [-ROBERT BROWNING ] The story of a love is not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. ***0. there is only the way of intuition. [-MARK TWAIN ] ***0. [-CHEKHOV ] Good men need no monuments. [. ***0. [ . [-HEBREW SAYING ] God: The most popular scapegoat of our sins.. . [-CARL SAGAN ] O Lord. [. their acts remain their shrines. [-ERIC HOFFER ] Those who hate vice hate mankind. can hide the tallest mountain. ***0. [. [-HEBREW SAYING ] Just as your hand.Artistic preview [ 0] ABOUT ETERNITY ***0. ***0. something incredible is waiting to be known.

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If God lived on earth people would knock out all his windows. [-LEO ROSTEN ] Dear God: If you forgive us, we will forgive you . [ LEO ROSTED ] When God wants to break a man’s heart, he gives him a lot of sense. [-HEBREW SAYING ] If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. [THOMAS SZASZ ] God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. [ -AUSTIN O'MALLEY ] Those who set up to serve both God and Money soon discover that there is no God. [ LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH ] God looks at a man’s heart before He looks at a man’s brains. [ HEBREW SAYING ] The only thing that stops God sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless. [ NICHOLAS CHAMFORT ] I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. [WILLIAM RALPH INGE ] Our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. [ MARK TWAIN ] Man is the missing link between apes and human beings. [- KONRAD LORENZ] Conscience: The inner voices that tell you that someone may be watching. [ H. L. MENCKEN ] Fear only two: God, and the man who has no fear of God. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Faith: An illogical belief in the improbable. [ - H. L. MENCKEN ] With faith, there are no questions; without faith, there are no answers. [ HEBREW SAYING ] You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. [-SAMUEL BUTLER ] How many things that served us yesterday as articles of faith, today are fables. [ -MONTAIGNE ] When a woman gets too old to be attractive to man she turns to God, [ HONORE BALZAC ]

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Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open. [-THOMAS ROBERT DEWAR ] Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of great minds. [ REMY DE GOURMONT ] Seek simplicity and distrust it. [-ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD ] The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt [ BERTRAND RUSSELL ] There’s absolutely nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure. [- JACK E. LEONARD ] If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. [ -JAMES THURBER ] Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon . [ -SUSAN ERTZ ] The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. [-HERB CAEN ] Greater than the tread of mighty armies is an idea whose time has come. [ VICTOR HUGO ] To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards from men and women. [ -ABRAHAM LINCOLN ] The hottest places in Hell are preserved for those who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintained their neutrality. [- DANTE ] In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up. [ -MARTIN NIEMOLLER ] Whenever the shelves in the Library of Heaven are entirely full, and a new, worthy book appeared, all the books in the celestial collection pressed themselves closer together, and made room. [-HEBREW SAYING ]

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Artistic preview [ E2] About Human Nature…Philosophy

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Artistic preview [ E2] ABOUT Human Nature…Philosophy ***E2. [ . [-EDDIE CAKTOR ] There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it. [ BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ] Flatterer: One who says things to your face that he wouldn't say behind your back. ***E2. ***E2. [ LEO ROSTEN ] ***E2. [. ***E2. . ***E2. [-CICERO] It takes twenty years to make an overnight success. [ -HEBREW SAYING ] A man has free choice to the extent that he is rational. ***E2. [-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE ] Of all the ways of defining man. The eye is small but devours all. [-THOMAS AQUINAS ] When custom and reason are at odds. ***E2. ***E2.LEO ROSTEN ] There is no great genius without a little madness. ***E2. ***E2. and a church can’t reform a bad one. ***E2. [-ANATOLE FRANCE ] The only certainty is that nothing is certain.ALBERT CAMUS ] No one is so old as not to think he can live one more year. [ UNIVERSAL TRUTH ] A bar can’t corrupt a good man. the worst is the one that makes him out to be a rational animal. [ ARISTOTLE ] He that is good for making excuses is seldom god for anything else. ***E2. [ -MARK TWAIN ] Success is only a matter of luck. ***E2. custom always wins out. Ask any failure.

too. ***E2. [-ABRAHAM LINCOLN ] When you say that you agree to a thing in principle. you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. ***E2. I hate everyone equally.SAMUEL JOHNSON ] I am free of all prejudices. ***E2.HENRY ADAMS ] Instead of loving your enemies. [ -BENJAMIN DISRAELI ] .LEO RORTEN ] The world stands firm because of those who close their lips during a quarrel. [-CHINESE PROVERB ] The death of the rich is smelled far away. [ -LUTHER BURBANK ] The collection of prejudices called political philosophy is useful-provided it is not called philosophy. [ -NACHMAN OF BRATSLAV ] Quarreling is like cutting water with a sword. [-W. ***E2. ***E2. it's best to let him run. [. ***E2. *** E2. [-OTTO VON BISMARCK ] ***E2. treat your friends a little better. most men are good-natured. [. it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while. [ -HEBREW SAYING ] Prejudice not being founded on reason cannot be removed by argument. Many know how to flatter but few know how to praise. Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. [ -CHINESE PROVERB ] When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away. JOHNSON ] If you harden your heart with pride. [ -BERTRAND RUSSELL ] Pride: While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. FIELDS ] For those who do not think.EDGAR WATSON ] If you do not ask their help. ***E2. [ . ***E2. ***E2. ***E2. [. C. [ LEO ROSTEN ] A friend in power is a friend lost. ***E2. you will soften your brain with it. ***E2. ***E2. [-LYNDON B.***E2.

he can make her do anything she wants to. [-JOSEPH STALIN ] Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie” until you find a rock. [ FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD ] Criticism is never inhibited by ignorance. BUCKLEY. ***E2. Idealism is fine. Being certain of something you know nothing about. ***E2. ***E2. [ WILL ROGERS ] Diplomacy: Lying in state. [ OLIVER HEFORD ] ***E2. [ LEO HENDERSON ] Hypocrisy is the homage that the vice pays to virtue. ***E2. [. Few men and women have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. JR. ***E2. ***E2. When a woman really loves a man. ***E2. ] Liberty is the one thing you can't have unless you give it to others. Inflation is one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation. ***E2. [-LORD CHESTERFIELD] “For instance" is not proof. ***E2. Bigotry. Illusions are comforting. [-JEWISH SAYING] When a man seeks your advice he generally wants your praise. ***E2. but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive. [ LEO ROSTEN ] Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water. than to know what does work. ***E2. [-OLIVER HERFORD ] . ***E2.***E2. [-HEBREW SAYING ] ***E2. just don't act upon them. [ HARROLD MACMILLAN ] A half-truth is a whole lie.it keeps on growing.GEORGE WASHINGTON ] It is usually more costly to know what doesn’t work. ***E2. ***E2. [. [ MILTON FRIEDMAN ] A little inflation is like a little pregnancy. ***E2.WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE ] Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware Of it. [WILLIAM F.

***E2. After a time they judge them. both cry. ***E2. nobility. and one day’s suffering makes us forget all our past happiness.ABRAHAM LINCOLN ] Experience is the name people give their mistakes. [ OSCAR WILDE ] When a father helps a son. sacrifice? [-LEO ROSTEN ] Men can forget anything-except when to eat. [-LEO ROSTEN ] When there's a wind. knowledge. but that they try to make us do as they think. [-HEBREW SAYING ] The most sincere love of all is the love of food [. ***E2. Rarely. ***E2. [. ***E2. an open door in a car. ***E2. the leak in a gas line. [ OSCAR WILD ] It is the mistake of youth to think imagination a substitute for experience. garbage flies high. it's called a hobby. ***E2. ***E2. MENCKEN ] Folks who have no vices have very few virtues. L. [ -LYMAN BRYSON ] Children begin by loving their parents. both laugh. MENCKEN ] The only thing you get free in this life is garbage. ***E2. [ -RAYMOND ARON ] How can one deny that all our lives hang by threads of nothing more than luck? A vagrant microbe or an oil slick on the road. if ever. when a son must help his father. ***E2. [ HEBREW SAYING ] When a habit begins to cost money. [.H.***E2. [ -H. One day’s happiness makes us forget suffering. The objection to Conservatives is not that they try to make us think as they do. [-HEDREW SAYING] ***E2. it is the mistake of age to think experience a substitute for intelligence. [ -THE BIBLE ] Metapysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible. a madman encountered by chance-against these what matters all our painful accumulations of virtue.GEORGE BERNARD SHAW ] ***E2. ***E2. ***E2. [-HEBREW SAYING ] Racism is the snobbery of the poor. . do they forgive them. L.

Remember…Hitler’s mother was the mistress of a kind Jewish Gentleman. [ LEARNED HAND ] Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here . Being kind to the wrong kind of people is unkind to humankind.***E2. at least it is better than breaking them. Even though counting heads is not an ideal way to govern. ***E2.

Artistic preview [ E3] Just Funny

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Artistic preview [ E3] Just Funny
***E3. ***E3. My friend told me he made a little fortune in the stock market. I asked him how? He said: I started with a big fortune. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. [ -MARK TWAIN ] Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, and a tragedy for the poor. [-SHALOM ALEICHEM ] Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. [ -SOREN KIERKEGAARD] Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. [-MAURICE CHEVALIER ] People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer because of a very ordinary woman. This is like being surprised that anyone should be stricken with cholera because of a creature so insignificant as the common bacillus. [-MARCEL PROUST ] Nature abhors a virgin-a frozen asset. [-CLARE BOOTHE LUCE ] Women? You suffer before you get them, while you have them, and after you lose them. [-SHALOM ALEICHEM ] Women have a wonderful sense of right and wrong, but little sense of right and left. [-DON HEROLD ] Women would rather be right than reasonable. [-OGDEN NASH ] The most effective water power in the world-woman's tears. [-WILSON MIZNER ] The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. [- JOHN BARRYNORE ]

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go’ [ OSCAR WILD ] Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. [ -ZSA ZSA GABOR ] Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. [ AMBROSE BIERCE ] When a man brings his wife a gift for no reason, there's a reason. [-MOLLY MCGEE] Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. [ - SAMUEL GOLDWYN ] Divorces are made in heaven. [ OSCAR WILDE ] When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, four get into bed. [ HEBREW SAYING ] Rich widows: The only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices. [ BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ] Conversation: When three women stand on the corner talking. Gossip is when one of them leaves. [ HERB SHRINER ] Gossip: Nature’s telephone. [ SHALOME ALEICHEM ]

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One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. [ LEO ROSTED ] Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. [ SAM LEVENSON ] You don’t need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence. [ HEBREW SAYING ] We must believe in luck. For how else can, we explain the success of those we don't like ? [-JEAN COCTEAU] A schlemiel (chronically clumsy) is always spilling hot soup-down the neck of a schlimazel (chronically unlucky). [- HEBREW SAYING ] Happiness is good health plus bad memory. [ INGRID BERGMAN ]

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[ . you're an old man. [.OSCAR WILD ] In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. [ BOB HOPE ] I don't know who my grandfather was. [-JOHNNY CARSON]) Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. If you want to get rid of somebody.***E3. [-JEAN-PAUL RICHTER ] Men who really believe in themselves are all in the lunatic asylums. ***E3. ***E3. [-CHARLEY CONERLY ] You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ***E3. ***E3. [ SHALOM ALEICHEM ] All brides are beautiful-and all corpses look pious. ***E3. [-JOHN BARRYMORE ] When you win. you're an old pro. ***E3.but only between husband and wife. [-LEO ROSTEN ] The good die young-because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.LEO ROSTEN ] She got her good looks from her father. ***E3. ***E3. [ FROM THE JEWISH BOOKS OF WISDOME ] Of course a platonic relationship is possible. just tell 'em something for their own good. ***E3. ***E3. ***E3. [ GROUCHO MARX ] Youth is such a wonderful thing. ***E3. *** E3. [ ALDOUS HUXLEY ] Spring makes everything young again-except man. [ FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE ] Childhood: That happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep. ***E3. – [ CHANGING TIMES ] We are all geniuses up to the age of ten. What a shame to waste it on children. ***E3. [-FRANK MCKINNEY ("KIN") HUBBARD] You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. ***E3. ***E3. If you want to know how old a woman is. I am much more concerned with what his grandson will be. When you lose. ask her sister-in-law. He's a plastic surgeon. [ ABRAHAM LINCOLN ] . [-EDGAR WATSON] Bachelor: A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

***E3. and say the most injurious things against him. Grave: The last resort . we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead. ***E3. [ LOUIS D. ***E3. ***E3. You may die of a misprint. ***E3. [-JEWISH LEGEND from LEO ROSTEN ] Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. [ MARK TWAIN ] A best seller is a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well. [ -OSCAR WILDE ] Under certain circumstances. [ MARK TWIN ] Say what you will about the Ten Commandments. profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. you can't expect an apostle to look out. BRANDEIS ] Real faith is believing what you know ain’t so . L. [ GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG ] Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. . [ -MARK TWAIN ] Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. ***E3. ***E3. ***E3. [ DANIEL J. [ MARK TWAIN ] Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Heaven in its infinite mercy sends them a nice plump missionary. ***E3. [ H. [ OSCAR WILDE ] A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it. [ MARK TWAIN ] Don't you realize that missionaries are the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals? Whenever they are on the brink of starvation. you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. Books are well written or badly written. BOORSTIN ] There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. but we never hear his side.AMBROSE BIERCE ] Be careful about reading health books. [ BUDD SCHULBERG ] ***E3.LEO ROSTED ] If you take epitaphs seriously. ***E3. [. MENCKEN ] All religions issue Bibles against Satan. [.***E3. ***E3. ***E3. ***E3.

[ -ANDREW BONAR LAW. and then you can distort them as much as you please. [TOTIE FIELDS ] The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. PRIME MINISTER. ***E3. ***E3. [-JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH ] The reason that talk is as cheap as it is. ***E3. GREAT BRITAIN ] Boys. [ WILLIAM OSLER ] Wine has drowned more men than the sea. I may not know much. [ OSCAR WILDE ] Camel: A racing horse that was designed by a democratic committee. [. drugs are necessary. and smells like Cheetah. [. ***E3. ***E3. ***E3. [ LEO ROSTEN ] ***E3. but together can decide that nothing can be done. ***E3. [BUSTER CRABBE ] I’ve been on diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks. Murderer: One who is presumed to be innocent until he is proven insane. ***E3. walks like Jane. [ HEBREW SAYING ] A physician who treats himself has a fool for a patient.IMMANUEL RANT ] Where there is no wine. ***E3. ***E3. [. is that supply greatly exceeds demand. ***E3. ***E3. but I know chicken shit from chicken salad. JOHNSON ] Get your facts first. ***E3. [ -VOLTAIRE ] Physicians think they do a lot for a patient when they give his disease a name. [ LYNDON B.LEO ROSTEN ] I must follow them. ***E3. ***E3.FRED ALLEN ] Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.***E3. [ HEBREW SAYING ] A comity is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing. . [-MARK TWAIN ] The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down. [THOMAS FULLER ] The man who is destined to drown will drown in a glass of water. I am their leader. [-FRANK KENT ] A hippie wears his hair long like Tarzan.

[ HERBERT SPENCER ] A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.***E3. ***E3. [ TURKISH SAYING ] A toothache makes you forget a headache [-HEBREW SAYING ] By the way. ***E3. [. . did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left. I t makes all the difference whether you hear an insect in the bedroom or in the garden. ***E3. the Arabs would have had the sand? [ -GOLDA MEIR ] The past always looks better than it was. ***E3. ***E3. [-ROBERT LYND ] All are lunatics. Other men's misfortunes are not hard to bear. but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.FINLEY PETER DUNNE ("MR. [ HEBREW SAYING ] No sane barber cuts his own hair. [ LADY ASTOR ] Jury: Twelve man of average ignorance. they would catch no mice. ***E3. ***E3. [ -HINDU SAYING ] Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? [LEO ROSTEN ] ***E3. ***E3. ***E3. Never accept a drink from a urologist . we'd have had the oil. ***E3. ***E3. DOOLEY") ] A reformer is a guy who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat. [ ROBERT FROST ] Academic tenure encourages professors to become fossils.AMBROSE BIERCE ] The best antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. [. ***E3. [ LEO ROSTEN ] The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch [ LEO ROSTEN ] One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time . ***E3. [ -JIMMY WALKER ] ***E3. ***E3. [ LEO ROSTEN ] If cats wore gloves. it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella on a sunny day and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ***E3. ***E3.***E3.MARK TWAIN ] Perfection has one grave defect: It is apt to be dull.unless you’re serving it. [. it's people I can't stand. ***E3.FRANK MCKINNY ] There never is enough time.MALCOLM FORBES ] I love mankind. [-OSCAR WILDE] ***E3. [-W. ***E3. [ . [. somewhat overestimated his ability. SOMERSET MAUGHAM] It’s hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. in creating man. [-CHARLES ("PEANUTS") SCHULZ] I sometimes think that God. Back To The Story <<<<Click Here Back To Table of Content <<<<Click Here .

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