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Jokes

Jokes

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Jokes
Jokes

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Published by: maged_lamiy on Jan 10, 2013
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_Mother:_ "Hush! You two children are always quarrelling. Why can't you
agree once in a while?"

_Georgia:_ "We do agree, mamma. Edith wants the largest apple and so do
I."

* * *

_She:_ Jack is in love with you.

_Her:_ Nonsense!

_She:_ That's what I said when I heard it.

_Her:_ How dared you!

* * *

_Professor_ (_endeavoring to impress on class the definition of cynic_):
Young man, what would you call a man who pretends to know everything?

_Senior:_ A professor!

* * *

A young lady who was inspecting bicycles, said to the clerk:

"What's the name of this wheel?"

"That is the Belvedere," answered the salesman.

He was rewarded by a stony glance and the icy question:

"Can you recommend the Belva?"

* * *

"What this country needs is more production."

"What this country needs," replied Farmer Corntassel, with a slight
trace of irritation, "is less talk about what it needs and more
enthusiasm about deliverin' the goods."

* * *

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