The Donald Visits the Hairdresser

By Elton Camp Since his image has been taking a beating, With his barber, The Donald had a meeting “Since about Obama’s birth I dared to tell, Even my friends have been giving me hell” “Those comedians also have been baiting. Such publicity I simply have been hating” “So I want you to fix me up with a new doo That makes me look handsome and true” “In this life, a person’s image is everything So get busy and to mine, enhancement bring” The frightened stylist did his level best In a mirror, the result The Donald did test “I can see you’re a man I shouldn’t have hired. Get out of my sight, fellow, for you are fired”