Why I Plan to Skip My 55th Class Reunion

By Elton Camp We were “The Ones Who Really Rate” That is to say, “Senior Class of 58” At the 50th reunion, I got a bad surprise I found that I couldn’t believe my eyes It made me gasp and then almost choke To see all those ugly looking old folk Some too senile even to recognize me Five years later, I’ll just let them be I’m glad to say I’ve remained the same The way most of them aged is a shame Another reunion, why even try? I think I’ll just pass this one by

It’s useless when my classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize me

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