A Visit To Hooters

By Elton Camp Two wise owls went for a night to carouse The place they saw, their interest did arouse “Hooters” was flashing on a big neon sign Its offerings they thought would be fine So they both agreed as to what they’d do “Let’s go inside to meet a chick or two” The two went inside and took a seat They looked around to see who to meet But what they saw, they didn’t like a bit They both stalked out with an angry fit