To Idiots Who Spread Disease

By Elton Camp I can’t believe what I just heard from you “I hope you don’t mind that I have the flu” As if that’s not too disgusting to stand, Then you even dare to extend your hand Tell me what it is you think that I’ll do Reach out and shake hands with you? How can you pull such a stupid stunt Your very presence is a vile affront It’s at home in bed you ought to be And stay there until you’re virus free Is it a friendly reception that you expect For the health of others you’ve no respect Let me tell you just what I’d have to do To be in the presence of the likes of you If I could don an outfit for germ warfare Only then would you be possible to bear

In fact, I mind very much

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