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- That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. 2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil. 3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given. 43% of all statistics are worthless. 668: The Neighbour of the Beast. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it sta A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid m A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. Ability is what you're capable of doing... Motivation determines what you do... Attitude determines how well you do it. A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song. A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to d The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet." Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed w she felt that we must destroy our enemies. Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?" A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks. A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. A budget is something we go without to stay within. A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. (Henry Ford) A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb) A camel is a horse designed by a committee. A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpo A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each ot A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. A loving word may heal and bless. Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (Willia Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, th tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid bein A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse." A children's catechism class was learning the Apostles Creed. Each child had been assigned a sentence to repeat. The first one said, "I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth." The second child said, "I believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son.
"When he had completed his sentence, there was an embarrassing silence. Finally, one child piped up, "Teacher, the boy who believes in the Holy Spirit isn't here." A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. (Chinese Proverb) A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird." "He should," the host replied. "His oldest son just entered the ministry." A closed mind is a good thing to lose. A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese proverb) A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.." The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts." A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir Jo A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide th done. A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago. A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals. Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing". A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table! Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in th clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin." A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold," ........ At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait you called God, Harold? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name." Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and s about the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles) A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs. A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never loo A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet m of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet m of me... I must be a God! A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. (Harvey Mackay) A drop of ink may make a million think. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!" Adversity doesnt build character, it reveals it. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. (Erica Jong) A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. (Elbert Hubbard) A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever. A fall will always make a wise man wiser. (ancient Chinese) A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs. She asked what he was doing. He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife." A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace. The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President." A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wif city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?" Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Le A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He replied, "Mom we don't have to. We prayed over this last night." His mother had prepared leftovers from the day before. A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea "let us fly" said the fly" let us flee" so they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road. On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of hi "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked. "No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only." A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too," wheezed a second. "And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em too," said the third. Hearing just about enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the foursome at 87-years-old, pipe friends, just be thankful we're still on THIS side of the grass!" A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and st
to grow. A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room. A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln) A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten t A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. A friend to all is a friend to none. A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he al hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said, "You need to join the Army o said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Ch He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." After all is said and done, more is said than done. After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the pro all-new command structure. (Thoreau's First Theory of Adaptation) After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. H hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine." After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balanc A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from things! Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Satchel Paige) A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home! A giving church is a living church. A goal properly set is halfway reached. A goal without a plan is just a wish. A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you wh have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. (Charles H. Spurgeon) A good conscience is a soft pillow. A good example is the best sermon. A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. A good friend see the first tear, catches the second and stops the third. A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it. A good match blows fire... A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as children and not as future ad A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as poss A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own. A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you every A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. (William Jam A guilty conscience needs no accuser. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of att A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings. A hard thing about business is minding your own. A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. (Kenyan Proverb) A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, on teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teac replied. "I just prayed for more snow." A helping hand is no farther than at the end of your sleeve. A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track . . . an inch between wreck and smooth, r (Henry Ward Beecher) A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother.
L. Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. If anything happens to you. one size fits all. A leader is one who knows the way. Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10." A little boy opened the big family bible. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave (Abraham Lincoln." A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother: "Lord. we're gonna be in a big mess. Mom. the boy called out. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. "I think it's Adam's underwear!" A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and chang wine. Lewis) A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. "Oh. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in be "Mama. "Dear God. but it takes a woman to make a home. The m "Well. (John C. A lie has speed. GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!" Mom: "God's not deaf. "What have you got there. (ancient Egyptian proverb) A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. so the Bible. the congregation needs it. son?" asked the barber. God. please take care of yourself. "but three girls helped me catch him. (Edgar J. but a life without love will have no roses. That stand a thousand years. son. if he's a good minister. June 17. but truth has endurance. (Victor Hugo) A hug is a great gift." A little boy took the chair at the barbershop. A king's castle is his home. Boy: "I know. Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward. S." admitted the young lady. A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary. (H. "If you're having a wedding. he needs it. Aim at earth and you get neither. please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother a Oh. "How would you like your hair cut today." A house divided against itself cannot stand. Mencken) A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. son. Of piles and post and piers.. but Grandma's in the next room. bless Mommy and Daddy. with the big hole at the back. His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero flat. (Natasha Isabelle) A hundred men may make an encampment. dear"? With astonishment in the young boy's voice. and it's easy to exchange. Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on. do it like you do Daddy's. 1858) A HOUSE is built of logs and stone. Mohn) A life with love will have some thorns. make sure Jesus is there." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. He picked up the object and looked at it. look what I found". A HOME is built of loving deeds.. The boy thought for a moment and answered. Aim at heaven and you get earth thrown in. he answered." A little boy's prayer."It wasn't easy. Maxwell) A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. and God. Suddenly. (C. If he isn't. goes the way and shows the way. A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand. and she's hard of hearing! . A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
All sunshine makes a desert. she would book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. (Brian Tracy) Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. When they neared the pew where he sat. F "Grandpa. All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. (Wendell Johnson) Always buy good shoes. she observed. All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing.the airplane. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. "Don't pay for five. If unexpected guests arrive. but sadly. "God's getting better at it. "God made me a long time ago. A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity. those who are movable. All your dreams come true. except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock. Although the world is full of suffering. From time to time." she paused. isn't he?" A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. "Grandpa." he answered.A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. They knew the art of bandaging. then his again. If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism. All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen. sweetheart. (Edmund All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday. A long life may not be good enough. (Helen Keller) Although they had no first aid class. but we need the electricity. (Walt Disney) A long dispute means that both parties are wrong. All the treasure in the world is worthless. it is also full of the overcoming of it. All power corrupts. the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear. (Samuel Butler) All bicycles weigh 50 pounds. just like everyone else. All fingers are not alike. Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.down. Always leave loved ones with loving words. know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. the computer . did God make me too?" "Yes. Always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting. it may be the last time you see them. but a good life is long enough. A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know. indeed honey. but speaks volumes about his laziness. All of the biggest technological inventions created by man . unless you have someone to share it with. If you cut bigger ones to make all equal it is communism.. a lost moment of time never. She was alternately stroking her own cheek. did God make you?" "Yes. a 40 pound bicycle need a 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock. Always remember you're unique. If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. It pays no attention to criticism." A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story.say intelligence. you're in the other. just some are more creature than others. if you have the courage to pursue them." "Oh. All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner. (C. the automobile. they'll think you've been sick Always keep your words soft and sweet. except man.. (Benjamin Franklin) A lost ounce of gold may be found.S. only in one direction -. (Mark Kennedy) All of us are God's creatures. Egyptians were not dummies." he said. I never want to live in . They learned it from their Mummies. and those who m Franklin) All men can fly. and a good bed. All mothers are working mothers. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness. Because if you aren't in one. just in case you have to eat them. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable." Feeling their respective faces again. "God made you just a little while ago. Lewis) All animals.
" A man prayed. America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. the minister asked for a show of hands." The following Sunday. Than "When you fight with your mother. I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. and cried. (Soren Kierkegaard) A man's knowledge can never outweigh his experience. "The police car right behind us did the same thing. the hole stays. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. you drive a nail through her heart. Afterwards the father tells him to pull out the nail. A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. A man has nothing to loose in trying. "Daddy. stopped short. I will now p sermon on the sin of lying. has a very smart wife! A man who throws dirt loses ground. To help you understand m all to read Mark 17. If that ever happens. A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife. A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school. (Browning) A man was on his way home with a new car. "This is her husband!" A man's reach should exceed its grasp. "Aw. counted his parcels. Every hand went up. A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. is furnished by its owner. like a home. A man with two watches is never sure. as he prepared to deliver his sermon. (and now speak it out loud) "Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that? A mind. The minister smiled and said. and at first he thought that prayer was talking. (Monsieur Nana Adom) A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. when it struck him that he something. searched his pockets. which was absorbing all his attention. but where he loves. The attendant wo . you idiot!" the man shouted. Dad. America is a country where half the money is spent buying food. "Mark has only 16 chapters.dependent on some machine. (John Barrymore 1943) A man is not where he lives. and the other half is spent trying to lose we America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. but finally decided he had everythin feeling persisted. where's Mommy?" A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your phys A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. But he became more and more quiet until in t that prayer is listening. but he is surprised at the gross ignorance knowing what he does. A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion. it's okay" the son said. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost." A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) A minister told his congregation. however: he may loose if he fails to try. "Uh-oh. But look at how when you are forgiven nail. just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. After they finish fighting and make up the man calls his son and hammer and drive this nail into that peice of wood". (Latin Proverb) A man listens to his son yelling at his mother. "No. A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does." A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child. Twice he stopped. made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension. When he reached home his daughter ran out. He want had read Mark 17.
"I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets. ". (Zig Ziglar) A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. their hearts forever." said the clergyman approvingly. The mistake of the child led to her father's conversion. "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive. An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Having never married. yelling. I just can't get to sleep at night. a man walked over. first we have got to sin. "I am 90 years old. and I haven't an enemy in the world. "There are two words I don't allow in my class. having go desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.. so. and a grateful heart. But . bought a paper. will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep snooze button. "I am writing two books. (Mohandas Gandhi) . counting sheep?" "That's the problem . An English professor announced to the class. An agnostic lay dying." A mouse trap. An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "I know what you mean. "My business is to write upon the minds and hearts of my children the lesso forget. A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. calling out." The newsboy ignored him and went on. the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones. Finding nothing. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to trip. . and checked the front page. the more interested he is in h An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." A moment on the lips.I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it. A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his congregation.there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. "Read all about it. the ma nothing in here about fifty people being swindled. The note read gone to sea. God is now here. A mother holds her childrens hands for a while. In her handwri her memorial service. Phychotic is the man who lives in it. placed on top of your alarm clock. Finally." An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't tea a life. an onion a day keeps everyone away." "What are their titles?" " 'John' and 'Mary." was the answer. then Tommy made a logical contribution: "Well." said the young man." she repeated." A minister was talking to similar group of young children. Among the things you can give and still keep are your word." said the aged one. The little girl began to read: "G-O-D: God. his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. He called his weeping child to his bedside and asked her to read to him the one text th contained a summary of his life's philosophy: GOD IS NOWHERE. An angry person is seldom reasonable. what are the words?" An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it. It's the same in my business. "sorry about the delay. "Read people swindled!" An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise (Albert Einstein) An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult. a smile.. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher. One is gross and From the back of the room a voice called out. An elderly woman died last month.. an eternity on the hips." A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers. "Yes sir. "Who can tell me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?" There was a moment's pause.." she replied. a reasonable person is seldom angry. the attendant motioned him towar "Reverend.. she wrote. . "Doctor. Fifty people swindle swindled!" Curious. she requested no male pallbearers. sir.' " she answered. I-S R-E: here. I don't want them to take me An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.. "That is a beautiful thought." The minister chuckled. A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky. And a psychiatrist collects the rent. A mother was asked: "Do you do any literary work?" "Yes." Failing to observe the punctuation. sir.
I believe a member of your synagogue. Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.Anger.00 Tell me.. states on his tax return that he has donated $100. he will. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit. "Yes. (Mitchell's Law of Comm Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up. But to be angry with the right person. (Henry Ford) Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference. An obstinate man does not hold opinions. (Seneca) Anger is costly on the soul. Any car will last a lifetime . is this correct?" The Rabbi answers. An open mind does not always require an open mouth. (Woodrow Wilson) Anyone who stops learning is old. to the right degree. (Samuel Butler) An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story. An inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold. A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin. (Albert Einstein) Anyone who has time to look for a 4.Nolan's / Peter's Placebo Antiques are things one generation buys. "Well. is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it.leaf clover needs to find one. That is not easy. whether at twenty or eighty. But I'm not sure I'd me around all the time. He is shown to the rabbi's off seat. but cannot remember how many tim same person." An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because there is the vica A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm.. a pessimist forgets to laugh." An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart. and the following generation buys prices. Klutz. (Aristotles) Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.if you are careless enough. if not restrained. Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them. That is easy. goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life. Bach in a Minuet. Anyone can become angry. Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop. be carefull with what you choose to spend it on. (Chinese proverb) An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. the next generation gets rid off. Mr. have Liszt. for the right purpose and in the right way. An optimist laughs to forget. "Rabbi." answered Johnny. your visit yesterday." "What's wrong with that. Rabbi. He noticed that one of the little boys s the phrase "Surely. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. Johnny?" the pastor asked. . A pessimist fears this is true. An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. (Bohdan Chreptak) Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind. they hold him. but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. "I understand about having goodness and mercy. for God is good. has never been in bed with a mosquito. at the right time." . (Mignon McLaughin) A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the v just said a prayer and left.
he notices a large bowl of table. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the pool. (Frank Lloyd Wright) A police recruit was asked during the exam. he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts. I've been wearing a great n New Car Interior. A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. when they comp . generally makes nothing. he emptied most of the bowl. Who gossips to you will gossip of you. is a penny enjoyed. (Irish Proverb) A proud father phoned the newspaper and reported the birth of twins. (German proverb) A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating. to have lived. and who left it. (Miguel de Cervantes) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (Rita Rudner) "Why?" is the query of a skeptic.A penny saved is a penny earned." he replied. A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opi A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves. I really meant to just have a few. (Anon) A poor person isn't he who has little. "Not if I can help it." the woman replied. The girl at the desk didn't quite catch the message. I'll check it out. A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one A person who makes no mistakes. but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else. A person loves." Winning isn't everything. A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots. did get it. all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!" A promise is a debt. " No not at all. (Confucius) A person lives. As he sits on the couch." "Oh that's all right. "How?" is the question of a person who wants to believe.) Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. except office. and a penny spent. but he who needs a lot. A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. to be loved. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. "Will you repeat that?" she asked. A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything. A person can fail many times. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts. I have been doing nothing for years. Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. (J Tilse) Wife: "There's trouble with the car. A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for. A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities (Harry Truman) A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. is not a nice person. (Japanese Proverb. but losing isn't anything Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer. A person is only as big as the things that make them angry. "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He sa A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. (Slick's Second Universe Law) Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsow Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. but when they can take care of others. (Michael Crowgey) A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds. A physician can bury his mistakes. " Mind if I have a few?" he asks. did regret it. It has water in the carburetor." the woma lost my teeth. (Algerian proverb) Who says nothing is impossible. A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing s A person who is nice to you. (Turkish proverb) Who got it. They chat for an hour and as the p leave. but rude to the waiter.
Without me. (Sir Arthur Helps) With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in t Hercules. HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today. it's what you do with it. with thinking I can understand things. Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it. With peace of mind. They think they're listening. Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed. but as I've got no time now. use it! Yesterday is history. (Mark Twain) Write injuries in the sand. Without God. Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. (Corrie Ten Boom) Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe. tomorrow is a mystery. (Bill Keane) Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday. I can not. Win with humility. . (Rans With money I can buy things. You always find something in the last place you look." HER: "Well. men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!!! Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. (Irish proverb) Wisdom whispers . (Plato) Wise sayings often fall on barren ground. You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coa You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. (Marcel Archard) Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. it is not what you get that counts. Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald.heat." HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear. (Tom Hopkins) Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. With prayer as with other gifts from God. love like your heart has never been broken. God will not. but a kind word is never thrown away. (Bruce M. just give me the good news. Today is ready cash. today is a gift of God. it empties today of its strength. Tomorrow is a promised note. kindnesses in marble. (Aristotles) Women like silent men. given or forgiven. Wit is educated insolence.foolishness shouts. (Richard Brinsley Sheridan 1751-1816) Work like you don't need the money. You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes. and dance as if no one is wa Paige) Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. just as long as you don't have to go along." HIM: "OK darling. and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. 2) Not saying it." Women's faults are many. lose with grace. With drive you can make a comfortable living. you can be comfortable in living. Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. which is why we call it the present. the air bag works. Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine. Sandbrook) Wise men talk because they have something to say. With wealth you can live in comfort. Fools talk because they have to say something. Without risk there is no opportunity for gain. You are richer today if you have laughed.
(Rwandan Proverb) You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. (Peter Walstrom) You could better start giving me mouth to mouth. and sense into dollars. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track... the wind will blow it higher. you'd better know something! You can take a horse to water. if you believe you can't. you can't bomb the world into peace. If you don't hear it. You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head. you just become a classic. because you just took my breath away! You did touch me but didn't feel my pain. Then how is it that you are there and in my heart at the same time? You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. If we all acted a little bit more like him. for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. once the flame begins to catch.after that.. Robert Schuller) You are young only once. You don't get old. You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second. You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright. You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth! you could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say. You can't train a horse with shouts. Jesus came and touched me and I don't feel the pain any more. it feels so much bette stopped". but can prevent them from building their ne You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. but you must win their hearts to have them work with y You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross. yet it may take several years to move a simple inch of human skull. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You can't do anything. (Indira Gandhi) You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. th be a better place. You better think about the future. and expect it to obey a whisper.You are what you think about all day long. (Dale Carnegie) You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore. You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich. you mind. but you can't blow out a fire. You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you. though not dollars into sense.. You can turn dollars into cents. You can't do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. but you can be immature all your life. but you cannot make it drink.. (Colin Powell) You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's.. (Peter Gabriel) You can bomb the world into pieces. "gee. (L You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.. You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years people interested in you. You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes. You can blow out a candle. You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. Their glass is a keg. You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence. You can't be in two places at once. they say. You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. and over flowing with the values of true life. (Malcolm Fo You can employ men and hire hands to work for you. You can't make someone else's choices.. . You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom. You can't test courage cautiously. thanks. (Dr.
Young love is a flame. you pray it isn't for you. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. or you'll never get the advice you need. not your presents. (Loretta Lynn) You have a lifetime to work. You lose gold. but she is beautiful because you love her You don't marry someone you can live with. but only the Blood of Jesus Christ. (Henry Ward Beecher) You only have one chance to make a first impression. Your smile lights up a room like a candle in the dark. (Brian Kinsey) Your responsibility is your response to His ability. You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory. (Bob Hope) You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell yo going. You either have to be first.You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac. You don't lose if you get knocked down. I laugh because your all the same. Your talent is God's gift to you. (Richard Nixon You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams. your reaction to your problem is your problem. best. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose. or different. Your attitude is the librarian of your past. but you can always wind it up again. (Leo Buscaglia) Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have. Your manuscript is both good and original. You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. and the part that is origin Johnson) Your morality can keep you out of jail. accept or You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get. You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him. deep burning. unquenchable. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. and the prophet of your future! Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get in Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell yo Your children know you love them by your presence. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful. but you may not have grown up. You may only be one person in the world. (Teresa of Avila) Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying. but children are only young once. often very hot and fierce. (Michael Pritchard) You don't win silver. you grow old because you stop laughing. but the part that is good is not original. (Charles Noble) You never lose by loving. but still only light and flickering. for this thing we call failure is not the falling down. the sooner you choose. you lose if you stay down. but (Mary Pickford) You may have grown old. You may not be able to turn back the clock. the less stress you’ll feel: change. . You have three choices in any situation. but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more You may forget with whom you laughed. I can still hear the song of your laughter. (Gandhi) You must be tired. but you will never forget with whom you wept. because you've been running through my mind all day! You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. can keep you of hell! Your neighbour is the man who needs you. O-Rourke) You laugh because I'm different. J. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. (P. the speaker of your present. you marry the person with whom you cannot live without. you only lose by holding back. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coast You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head. very pretty. (Polish Proverb) You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night. Your problem is never really your problem. but to one person you may be the world. What you do with it is your gift back to God. Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
You should not confuse your career with your life.Your thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor. why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Death is hereditary. (Karen Crockett) You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat. when you criticize them. loved or unloved. You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do. C programmer quit. They'll choose your nursing home. Change is inevitable. happy or unhappy. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. You will face many defeats in your life. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Do not walk ahead of me. Chocolate: the OTHER major food group. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Assassins do it from behind. And your best days are never beyond the need of God's grace. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. You will come across hope and despair in almost every situation. but immaturity can last a lifetime. and that's hardly worth the effort. you're a mile away and you have their shoes. and I married their King. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. hate Kansas. (Jerry Bridges) Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. have you noticed how popular it remains? Did anyone see my lost carrier? Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Hate you. That way. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Auntie Em. C program crash.000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42. for I may not lead. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. . Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Before you criticize someone.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. night. All men are idiots. (Maya Angelou) You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Be nice to your kids. just like everyone else. they don't expect it back. O saving Lord. Do not walk behind me. Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures. (Norton Jus You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position. Always remember you're unique. Despite the cost of living. you should walk a mile in their shoes. Only one of them wins each time. the bread of life to eat. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. including this one. A day without sunshine is like. and middle age is when we can barely mow the one w Youth wastes away. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Dorothy. 100. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. attractive or unattractiv Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. except from a vending machine. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Borrow money from a pessimist. but never let yourself be defeated. You will never "win" an argument concerning religion. Now give to us. All generalizations are false. for I may not follow. Daddy. taking the dog. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! C program run.
I just got lost in thought. Honk if you want to see my finger. it'll be a great trade! Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. I need someone really bad. If at first you don't succeed. It was unfamiliar territory. Only used once. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Laziness pays off now. destroy all evidence that you tried. but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I used to have a handle on life. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. no keyboard. I won't rise to the occasion. Friends may come and go. skydiving is not for you. I tried sniffing Coke once. Now I'm not sure. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Just leave me alone.Do not walk beside me. and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. either. Press F1 to continue. but I'll slide over to it. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. small stain. why do you have to buy her friends? If ignorance is bliss. Forget world peace. and you had best do what you're told. If at first you don't succeed. Don't take life too seriously. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Are you really bad? I poured Spot remover on my dog. I don't suffer from insanity. Few women admit their age. Ever stop to think. I enjoy every minute of it. Some don't have film. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. He who laughs last thinks slowest. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I can slam on my brakes and sue you! . Delete Windows! Duct tape is like the force. Don't drink and drive. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. For Sale: Parachute. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. If Barbie is so popular. If you can read this. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How does Teflon stick to the pan? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. Don't be irreplaceable. Error. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I couldn't repair your brakes. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Real friends help you move bodies. but enemies tend to accumulate. Eagles may soar. Generally speaking. if you can't be replaced. and then it broke. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. you won't get out alive. Teach him how to fish. you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Get a new car for your spouse. I'm not a complete idiot. and forget to start again? Everyone has a photographic memory. you can't be promoted. Friends help you move. Visualize using your turn signal. I used to be indecisive. Hard work has a future payoff. I said I was going to blame you. so I made your horn louder. Now he's gone. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Few men act theirs. talent does what it can. some parts are missing! I'm writing a book. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Double your drive space. I've got the page numbers done. you must be orgasmic. never opened. Genius does what it must. I didn't say it was your fault.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. I must hurry. but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Remember half the people you know are below average. well there you jolly well are.If you can't convince them. not in your hand. My mind is like a steel trap. try missing a couple of car payments. No one is listening until you make a mistake. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Oh Lord. Montana: At least our cows are sane! More hay. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper. confuse them. tomorrow. and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! Okay. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. somewhere may be happy. My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. Smile. If you lend someone $20. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. for there go my people and I am their leader. It's always darkest before dawn. Join the Army. If you think nobody cares if you're alive. rusty and illegal in 37 states. Save the whales. what color does it turn? If you get to it and you can't do it. You'll need it to blow up your date! Sex is like air. that's the time to do it. and they ARE out to get you. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! . Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. It's lonely at the top. give me patience. Roy. I'm stuffed! Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. Collect the whole set Save your breath. some days you are the windshield. but you eat better. Others just gargle. Quickly. meet interesting people. Back in five minutes. you have different fingers. it's not important unless you aren't getting any. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Out of my mind. Oops. Never miss a good chance to shut up. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Trigger? No thanks. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. and never see that person again. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. Vanity is what others have. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I'm reloading. it was probably worth it. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Pentiums melt in your PC. and kill them. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Plan to be spontaneous. If you choke a smurf. Pride is what we have. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. Jesus loves you. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. who put a stop payment on my reality check? On the other hand. aren't you. Some days you are the bug. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. My brain just hit a bad sector. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Keep honking. It IS as bad as you think. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there. The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. It moved to Finland. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. We have enough youth. You have the right to remain silent. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? What's the speed of dark? When everything's coming your way. Very funny Scotty. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.Support bacteria. A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last. The shortest distance between two points is under construction. I want to be in it. you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. A relationship is like sand in your hand. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. now beam down my clothes. the more of your body is required on it. When there's a will. how about a fountain of smart? We were born naked. Neither one works. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. The colder the x-ray table. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Who stopped payment on my reality check? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. There are two theories to arguing with women. it is often necessary to rise above your principles. they're the only culture some people have. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. The more you complain. unfortunately it kills all of its students. the longer God makes you live. To succeed in politics. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. (Far A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. There's no future in time travel. but once you close your han slips through your fingers. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins. but as soon as tightly it slips through your fingers. do it neatly. wet and hungry. Then things got worse. The universe is a figment of its own imagination. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. to steal from many is research. Now Santa Claus is missing. When you don't know what you are doing. A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. Your kid may be an honors student. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. but you're still an idiot. . Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Time is the best teacher. The early bird may get the worm. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
you can own the dream. A smile is the lighting system of the face. (Prof. A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't. (Ali bin Abi Talib) As I said before. When it's hot. A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crow He answered: "Take up an offering. eat it. but it isn't good to anyone un A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks. but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow. A smile is a fortune. . A sad Texan once prayed. who and whatever it is will occupy rent-free space in your mind. And when it's cool. do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your proverb) Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic. As long as you don't forgive. I never repeat myself. Man's a fool. Preston Bottger) Are you living for the things you are praying for? (Austin Phelps) Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! A rich person is not the one who has the most. he begins to live more simply without. When the work stops. A praying man will stop sinning. Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes. Always wanting What is not. A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter. I find your faith in technology amusing. A smile is a curve that sets things straight. A single death is a tragedy. A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.. a million deaths is a statistic. (Benjamin Franklin) . but you can't sell it. (English Proverb "As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup" (today) "you proclaim my death" (yesterday) "until I come a Aspire to inspire before you expire. to sell it is art. As intelligence increases speach decreases. . "Lord. I wish you would make it rain . there will be prayer in schools. (Kathy Good) Art is work. That does it every time. He wants it hot. . A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head. the dream disappears. A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago. (John A. .but for my As a man begins to live more seriously within. A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food. (Rhonda Marlow) A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. (Jim Die A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it." A rose can say I Love You. As long as people keep killing people. A sinning man will stop praying. Shedd) A signature always reveals a man's character. even if your teeth are crooked. but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. A ship in harbour is safe. and sometimes even his name.. Are you fuel for your job or is your job fuel for you. I've seen it .A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. As a rule. to stop the killing of people. (Isabelle Hollan As long as you put in the work. orchids can enthrall. the killing will go on. As a computer. As long as there are tests.not so much for me. A retired husband is a wife's full time job. you can't buy it and you can't steal it. but the one who needs the least. A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher k more & more till he knows nothing about everything. . . but that is not what ships are built for. the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart A smile on your face can be felt on anothers heart. He wants it cool. OH MY that says it all! Artichokes are like humans: you have to go through so much to get to the heart.
"I think I'd be too polite to mention it. not peeing in your pants.but he just couldn't r After much practice. . and detail' in a sentence. She stopped him and said. ." A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly. having money. not peeing in your pants. I know!" she said. . having a drivers license. Rick stepped up to the microphone and said proudly." ." said the in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?" A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand. At 40 we don't care what they think of us. . having a drivers license. so sad.Our Father. "The Lo and that's all I need to know. and laid it upon the altar. " I know. . ." he announced triumphantly. . Little Rick was excited about the task ." A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. . "Johnny. ."Now. At age 50 success is . (Persian proverb) A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . At age 17 success is . . A status symbol is a symbol. "How could he. "Thou shall not kill.A stand can be made against invasion of an army. A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. not status. At age 75 success is . he can never tell where his influence stops. "Johnny." replied Johnny. A statesman shears the sheep. Then came the day that the kids were scheduled front of the congregation. . . your Dad! A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church. And then Elijah com of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. . . At age 80 success is . "and she turned into a tele A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. 30th President of the United States. . . At a party. having friends. . put wood upon it. A politician skins them. "And why is it ne church?" Annie replied." A Sunday school teacher asked. cut the steer in pieces. no stand can be made against invasion of an idea. no fun. . what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. At age 70 success is . A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter. "You lose. defense. At 60 we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge." A Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah. a character in the world's torrent. having friends. . It goes . "My husband three words out of you.. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Boys and girls. " A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the B gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. . the Prophet and the false prophets of Ba Elijah built the altar." A teacher affects eternity. A stone thrown at the right time is better than gold given at the wrong time. what do we know about God? A hand shot up in the air. "To make the gravy!" A Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. having money. so he answered with. do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No. Little Johnny was a smartly. send mon. please goodness." A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands." Coolidge replied. . "You know . At age 12 success is . he could barely get past the first line. (Henry Adams) A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat. " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail. He had them do this four times . "Because people are sleeping. . (Ann Landers) At age 4 success is . and said. too bad." she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our b Without missing a beat one little boy answered. your Son! Dad write back saying . when littl "My Mummy looked back once while she was driving. with just two worms?" A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. who does art in Heaven. When it was his turn. At age 35 success is .. A talent is formed in stillness. After explaini to "honour thy father and thy mother. At age 20 we worry about what others think of us.
A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. my own m recognize me!" A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. (Saadi. "Who am I?" Ready to play th don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child." Attend Church weekly NOT weakly. She said: "Son the wrong feet. and not a science because it can't be measured. and said. Little Johnny see when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. then pay a fortune to get well again." replied the girl." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said:"Don't kid me. A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. After a fruitless search. she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "Wow!" said her father. Undaunted. Avarice hoards itself poor. "We weren't looking for the same thing. (Baltasar Gracian) . A three year old put his shoes on by himself. I was look At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. What happened?" "Wrong number. and then she hung up. but it helps when you don't. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?" A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken. A true friend walks in when the world walks out. Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded. A loser says. "that's what the last one said before he left. "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do "Sure. I know they're my feet. A winner says. A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the c At work. I think I' wife. the teacher asked Little Johnny." A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty. The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway." A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune. "How did you manage to find it. "Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself. Autopsy is a dying practice. (German proverb) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. You usually talk for two hours. Later in the week his mother noticed him he were ill. charity gives itself rich. A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there." "Not necessarily. "That was short. he told his no where to be found. "I have a pain in my side. Attitude must be an art because it draws. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour. Mom?" the teenager asked. (Ann Landers) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. "They go out in back of the church yard. "This is the way it has always been done here". Availability is better than ability for God. the sermon topic will be "What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir prac Attitude might not catch fish." At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything. A truth spoken before its time is dangerous. Mom. he said "Don't w get a better man. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.. "There must be a better way to do it". A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother. At the evening service tonight. Persian poet) A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. they are usually married to each other. A wise enemy is still safer than a fool friend. The trouble is. including human beings. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic." replied the parishioner.. "Mrs. A vicar was preparing to leave his parish." she replied. At Sunday school. In order to avoid a particular parishioner being sad." Little Johnny replied.
Which ones you'll have to eat. Be careful about reading health books. (Thomas Fuller) A wise man sees as much as he should.. (Willie M. Sally. wise if you want to. so the twins and Roxie. was pleading his first case in South Carolina. good. (Ellen Palmer Allerton) Beautiful hands are those that do. but beautiful old people are works of art. . Kempis) Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. twenty-four pigs.A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. "It seems to me that we've b before. done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.. Baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. "Mom is in the hospital.. You may die of a misprint." A 'wish' changes nothing.. But be respected. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge. if you don't tend it often the flame will go out.. a fool has to say something. charm is when a woman notices Be beautiful if you can. (Anna Gould) Be bold in what you stand for. that is essential. Bad planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability." he said dubiously. (Mark Twain) Be careful of the words you say. Twice the number there A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his th prepared from countless refrigerator leftovers. don't torture me with lies. Imagine.. Before I got married. I had six theories about bringing up children. the youngster told h dejectedly. "I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish. Because you are someone special I send jou my love today For you are verry wonderful In each and every way Been there. twenty-four pigs.. A wise person has something to say. As his dad listened on. wiping it and turning it upside A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions. Beautiful young people are acts of nature. just out of Law School. not as much as he can." A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: "This is not a man's job!" "Oh. I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. Beauty is only skin deep. A 'decision' changes everything! A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.. Bacteria: the only culture some people have. A train had killed twenty young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury. and me and Dad are all home A young lawyer. And keep them soft and sweet. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. and careful what you fall for. A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.but ugly goes all the way to the bone! Beauty is quite different from charm. A young boy about five or six years was talking on the telephone. Be as friendly to the janitor as you are to the chairman of the board. Lawrence) A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it. (Thomas A. Billy. beauty is what you notice in a woman. Be careful of your thoughts. Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring peace to others. Beat me with the truth. "Yes. Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel. and true. she quoted from 2 Kings 21:13. A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address. deeds that are noble. For you never know from day to day. the dog. "I don't know. A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success. A woman's heart is like a campfire. A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe e says happens at school. they may become words at any moment.
Being cool. (Abraham Lincoln) Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.He will clean them. (Benjamin Franklin) Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?" B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth). Don't forget that. curry or a Turkish kebab on the way. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool. (Japenese proverb) Better an end with pain. Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean. but don't depend on them. Better a good heart than a fair face. Hufnagel Sr Be not afraid of growing slowly. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. and then travelling home. be good for something. Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't min Be ye fishers of men. (Richard Carlson) Being powerful is like being a lady. (F. (Goethe) Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Bosworth) Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it. than to curse the darkness. Rochefoucauld) Before you can break out of prison. (Chinese proverb) Be not simply good. For in your life you will be all of Be thankful for problems. someone with less ability might have your job. Be slow in choosing a friend. Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts. Being listened to and heard is one of the greatest desires of the human heart. let us examine how happy they are who already possess it. Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be. Be wary of strong drink. compassionate to the aged. Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. Be yourself. Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image.Now I have six children and no theories. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. Better to bend than to break. Big Ideas are so hard to recognize. Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. and miss. you must realize that you are locked up. Giblin II) Big doesn't necessarily mean better. be afraid only of standing still.. you catch them -. Be tender to the young. than pain with no end. (Indian proverb) Better to light a candle.sunflowers aren't better than violets. Believe in miracles. (Henry David Thoreau) Be of use.. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. Be good or be good at it! Be grateful for the gifts you have rather than lament those you have not.. because your character is what you rea reputation is merely what others think of you. slower in changing. but don't be used. (John Wilmot) Before we set our hearts too much upon anything.you aren't. If they were less difficult. is not trying to be cool. . than to speak and remove all doubt. so fragile. so easy to kill. Better untaught than ill-taught. all of you who don't have them BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS Idealism: Happy Birthday. (Fred A. to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.F. would it make a sound? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came. (Margaret Thatcher) Being right is highly overrated. tolerant with the weak. (Mr Sim York Soo) Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer.who else is better qualified? (Frank J. If you have to tell people you are .
Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter. Larry Lo Blessed are the flexible. It cannot conquer the spirit. Till could came along and whipped Can't butt. but don't wait to catch it from others. (Paula Poundstone) Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. now can't can do a lot. die twice. Boredom is a sign of unused potential. Boredom sets into boring minds. Can't never did anything but fail (Mr. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. . Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. Change your thoughts and you change your world. (Warren Buffet) Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. B positive is not my blood group. Be a "carrier". It cannot shatter hope. Borrow money from pessimists. Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost. It cannot silence courage. but instead.) Blessed are the young. (Orson Scott Card) By learning to obey. By trying we can easily endure adversity. No need for dismay. he has a son who thinks he's wrong. (Mark Twain) Cancer is so limited. there are 206 in the human body. Eaton) Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is sleep. (Michael McGriff. It's just a matter of how you view them. Children are natural mimics. I mean. 3) They call you dad. but fat cells live forever.. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. (Robert Quillen) Character is what a person is in the dark. die once. my desk has a workstation. reputation. By the time you learn the rules of life. Bones. they move the ends.D. (Herbert Hoover) Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves. Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manne Children go through four life stages with dads: 1) They call you da-da. It cannot cripp destroy peace. shows gratefulness over what is lef Blessed is he who. It cannot suppress memories. they will never cease to be amused. They don't expect it back. (Norman Vincent Peale) Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong. Brain cells come and brain cells go. refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.It cannot kill friendships. Birthdays are good for you. (Dwight Moody) Charity begins at home. by what you fall for. you're too old to play the game. (Italian Proverb) By the time a man realises that his father was right. still its in my blood. for they shall not be bent out of shape. Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. It cannot corrode faith. (Rev.Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. (Albert Camus) Cheerfulness is contagious. Buses stop at bus stations. Born once. M. Can't never could do anything. But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell. By the time you can make ends meet. Born twice. The shadow is what we think of it. Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. you will know how to command. having nothing to say. Another man's. however: two bones of the middle ear have nev skiing accident. 2) They call you daddy.. the tree is the real t Lincoln) Character is made by what you stand for. for they shall inherit the national debt. trains at train stations. Success begins at work.
there will b Baldwin) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. and the caterpillars just cra Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing. Consumers are statistics. where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house! Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents. Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes. Conditions are never just right. (Goethe) Choose your love. Count your laughs instead of your tears. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.. but until you confront the problem. and you will understand what little chance you have trying to cha Constant use will wear out anything.. they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Count your friends instead of your foes. (Irish Blessing) Count your rainbows. customers are people. especially friends. Working together is success.. work for the Lord. never comes from having all the answers. like art. Your choice is brief. (Thomas Carlyle) Copy from one its plagiarism. College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission Come. it comes from being open to all the questions Confrontation doesn't always bring a solution to the problem. the hours long and the pay is low. (Mark Twain) Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.. Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece. Count on God instead of yourself. Copy from two its research. and yet endless. they're just forgiven! Church is the only place I know. In fact. Count you gains instead of your losses.I'll try aga .. The work is hard. Clothes make the man. Count your health instead of your wealth. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess. but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. Consider how hard it is to change yourself. Chocolate covered raisins. Staying together is progress. especially when they do not deserve it. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says. orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit. so eat as many as you wan Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. cherries. Hulbert) Children seldom misquote you. (Harold S. not your thunderstorms. Count your full years instead of your lean.4) They call you collect. love your choice. Count your blessings instead of your crosses. Character is made by dint of mettle. Contentment is not to be found in having what you want. Count your joys instead of your woes. (Henry Ford) Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Coins are made by mint of metal. Count your courage instead of your fears. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing. but rather wanting what you have Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct. Confidence. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.(Confucius) Choose well. Children need love. (William F Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. (William Temple) Church members are either pillars or caterpillars. Christians aren't perfect. Courage doesn't always roar.the pillars hold up the church. Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. Naked people have little or no influence on society. But the retirement benefits are Coming together is a beginning.
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. I haven't gossiped. help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason me. (Winston Chur Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. it is a thing to be Jennings Bryan) . (Martin Luther King Jr) Dear God. nasty. I haven't lost my temper. it is what you can give to others. Cultivate money and you grow rich. Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come. I've done all right. Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped. selfish or overindulgent. But in a few minutes. (Stuart Appleby) Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.Courage is not the absence of fear. but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. grumpy. So far today. and near his heart to be loved. Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him. Courage is not the absence of fear. Dedication is not what others expect of you. Courage is the precence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it. I'm very thankful for that. it is not a thing to be waited for. Now it's up to the police. I haven't been greedy. Amen Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him. to know when to keep my mouth shut. Only love can do that. I'm going to get out of bed. And please God. (Winston Churchill) Creation of woman from the rib of Man: She was not made from his head to top him. Crime has already been organised. Please help Mommy and Daddy. it is a matter of choice. and from then on. Darkness cannot drive out darkness. it remains very popular. Take care of Brother and Me. and who is afraid his daughters will meet som Dance as if no one's watching. take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. I'm probably going to need a lot more help. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before! Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. Hate cannot drive out hate. Destiny is not a matter of chance. Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. but out of his side to be equal with him. God. too. Despite the high cost of living. love as if it's never going to hurt. Dear God. Amen Dear Jesus. Cultivate mind and you raise culture. under his arm to be protected. Only life can do that.
Dieting is wishful shrinking. Don't be afraid of the dark. Disappointments should be cremated." Doctor: "And you don't call that an accident?" Rancher: "No. Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right. Don't ever slam a door. Doing little things with a strong desire to please God makes them really great. for neither could you keep it to yourself. you won't be promoted. DisAppointments are often His Appointments. doctor. for God has already been there. you're not that great. because shadows disappear in darknes Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good. Don't be afraid to learn. not with the wind. make the days count. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under." Man: "Exactly what's my problem. Then just before going to bed. doctor. Francis de Sales) Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. Remember a kite rises against. Cats have staff. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. last spring I was out in the pasture and a bull tossed me over the fence. take the red pill with another glass of water. Don't be afraid of opposition. do good and forget.com. a treasure you can always carry easily. it is always behind you. my hair's coming out. Freedom without discipline is chaos..the art of letting someone have your own way. Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. I think the bull did it on purpose. they can train Americ very edge of the pool and throw them fish. Dogs have masters. don't point him at me. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. Don't be so humble. (Algerian proverb) Doctor. Diplomacy -. not all you could. Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth. Ask what you can do for your community. doc?" Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water. for a start. (Steve Andres) Don't attempt to run from the past." Do for others with no desire of returned favor. Don't be afraid of tomorrow. smile because it happened. The Legend Continues) Don't count the days. Do bad and remember.how about a paper bag? Doctor.if you can't be replaced. Don't ask what your community can do for you. . not embalmed. (Cullen Hightower) Do all you should. Discipline without freedom is tyranny. (St." Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. What shall I do? Well.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly . (Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu.you may want to go back. Don't believe them who say that they will follow you like your shadow. (Golda Meir) Don't borrow sorrow from tommorrow! Don't control. (Mohammed Ali) Don't cry because it's over. Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret. Doctor: "Ever had an accident?" Rancher: "No. (Confuciu Don't be irreplaceable -. be in control." Doctor: "Never had an accident in your whole life?" Rancher: "Well. my little boy's swallowed a bullet. (Sue M Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity. be afraid of what it hides. Knowledge is weightless..
and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. find a remedy. Leonardo DaVinci. listen to what I mean. Don't let you mind wander. measure it by how many times you get your breath ta Don't pray for easy lives. pray for pow tasks. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Pasteur. and don't pet the sweaty things. Don't take me for what I should be. Michelangelo. (The Vatican Sayings. They will only make you feel ugly. Every day you shall wonde richness of life which has come to you by the grace of God. I would". if it was perfect. Don't kill the dream . Don't read beauty magazines. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord) Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. Don't take life too seriously.challenge your limits. Don't love the things you own. (Hebrew proverb) Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not. but by the seeds you plant. Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. you'll never get out of it alive. (Mary Smich) Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been but also where you're going. Say instead "If I can. Take me for what I want to be. (Z. Don't get married only because of the money. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers.execute it! Don't learn the tricks of the trade. Take them rather for what they should be. you couldn't be a member. but remember that what you have now was once am only hoped for. The saddest summary of a life contains three de might have. You can borrow it cheaper. Z. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle. Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap. the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. (Gandhi) Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance. and Albert Einstein. but rather by your friends. Don't speak of secret matters in a field that is full of little hills. Do not write them on their tombstones. (Louis E. (Anna Cummins) Don't say" if I could. Don't listen to what I say. learn the trade. Epicurus) Don't stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. and should have. (Phillips Brooks) Don't protect yourself by a fence. Don't marry for money . Don't limit your challenges . Don't say you don't have enough time. Rejoice instead that your thorns have roses. (Basho) Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. Don't save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. (Arabic Proverb) Don't sweat the petty things. but you shall be a miracle. Don't let time take control of your destiny. It is too little to be left alone. lest they own you. Don't gripe about your church. (John Wooden) Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. Don't let anybody walk trough your mind with dirty feet. I will".you can borrow it cheaper. speak them rather now instead.Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. put something into it. pray to be stronger people. (Elbert Hubbard) Don't take people for what they are! Most people do not deserve this. Mother Teresa. Boone) Don't find fault. The quickest way to receive love is to give. Thomas Jefferson. Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take. . (Henry Ford) Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it. (Robert Louis Stevenson) Don't just get something out of church. Let your destiny take control of your time. Gabor) Don't grieve that your roses have thorns.
(E. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV. I may not lead. there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. asked: "Gary.. Dreams come true. Do what you love and love what you're doing.Yours friendly and faithfully! (Margarethe Strnad) Don't tell a man how to do a thing. Drive carefully. (James Dean) Dream but always with your eyes wide open. (Albert Camus) Don't wish to be anything but what you are. we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Dream as if you'll live forever. Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. And He just then did!" Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives. drink and be merry. and after church. Francis De Sales) Don't work for recognition. (Xavier Forneret) During the minister's prayer one Sunday." the new recruit replied. and try to be that perfectly. but do work worthy of recognition. Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm." Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched. we need every taxpayer we can get. Don't worry that children never listen to you. (Anamaniacs) Eat and drink with your relatives. but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Row out to meet it." the boss went on. wealthy and wise. I may not follow. (Malayan proverb) Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path.may that inspire. it's already tomorrow in Australia. do business with strangers. "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answere to teach me to whistle. Duty over desire . nature would not incite us to have them. Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. . Do one thing at time.tell your problems how big your God is. (Ge Patton) Don't tell God how big your problems are. " makes everything just fine. for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. "Yes. During a carnival. Early to bed and early to rise. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. (Brian Tracy) Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more abo finally he knows practically everything about nothing. Early to rise. matched and dispatched. men put masks over their masks. Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. worry that they are always watching you. Don't wait for your ship to come in. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's fun to see you. early to bed. without that possibility. Sir. Gary's mother w pinched him into silence. Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. for tomorrow you may diet. Eagles may soar. Walk beside me and be my friend. (St. and he'll surprise you with his ingenuity. Tell him what you want done. (NASA proverb) Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts. (Robert Fulghum) Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow. Drive carefully! Remember. Do you realize that in about 40 years. Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Live as if you'll die today. . (Greek Proverb) Eat. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. Don't walk behind me.. Don't walk in front of me. makes a man healthy. it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. Joseph Cossman) Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off. with supreme excellence. (Robert Brault) . Enjoy the little things. (John Updike) Drink wet cement and get really stoned. and you'll never work another day in your life. makes a man healthy but socially dead.
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. Some don't have film. . a flower will grow. . the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! Events are less important than our response to them.Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate. (Arabian Proverb) Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture. (Ronnie B. somewhere on this earth. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. except the amateur gardener. Every good friend once was a stranger. only on different subjects. Everyone hears what you say. Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. Best friends listen to what you don't say. not who speaks. Shake for 1 million years. yet no one wants to die. Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.. Every day there's sad news and bad news. and every open eye is not seeing. (Carl Gustav Jung) Every truth has two sides. not every man really lives. Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory. Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him. . Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. is a balanced diet. but nobody wants to die. (Edgar Watson Howe) Every ten seconds. especially when they do not deserve it. and then choose that way with all his stren Everyone wants to go to Heaven. don't be disappointed when t them to keep trying. Every closed eye is not sleeping. it is well to look at both. but each day itself is glad news. just not too probable. but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you w (Nicholas Sperling) Everyone needs to be loved . Everybody is ignorant. you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers) Even in a pile of manure. Friends listen to what you say. Everybody has a photographic memory. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Even if you are on the right track. Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count. Everyone leaves footprints in you memory.(Braveheart) Every man reaps what he sows. . Everybody wants to go to heaven. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.it helps them to become better. (Aesop) Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Even though a marriage is made in heaven. Every crown is made for a head. but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by th too much faith in science. Even if I'm not asleep. . (Christian Archives) Examine what is said. She must be found and Everything is possible. Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. there is a woman giving birth to a child. and not w year for better. . that doesn't mean I'm awake. and the hardest things to sell. (Spanish Proverb) Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them. Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work. but every head is not made for a crown. before we commit ourselves to either. (Peter Walstrom) Expect people to do better than they are. Every man dies. but. Expectations are for the unsure. Woods Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
. and I will not forget you. Those who thought about it but do nothing.Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. Fear knocked at the door.R. Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them. Flowers will not grow but die if they don't get rained on every once in a while. (William Arthur Ward) Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves. but that God will! Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to. Faith sees the invisible. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. it's Thursday. Tolkien. shame on me. Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet. but never private. you let fear overwhelm you. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Hope makes all things work. Fools rush in . Fear can hold you prisoner. Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. Lord of the Rings) Faith makes all things possible. Faults are thick when love is thin. and I may not like you.(J. Flatter me. (Napolean Hill) Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent. Faith answered and no one was there. wise men use tonight. but trust without reservations. Encourage me." First things first! But not necessarily in that order. Falling out of love is simply awfull. Fat people are harder to kidnap. and I may not believe you. fool me twice. Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you. Ignore me.R. Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities.. faith comes from what we do. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Fools learn from experience. shame on you. Flirtation. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Fool me once. Love makes all things easy. Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens. too. Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.Attention without intention. Criticize me. (George Washington) First old man: "You want to go for a walk?" Second old man: "Isn't it windy?" First old man: "No. Hope can set you free. Faith is personal. and I may not forgive you. Fear doesn't overwhelm you. (Henry Ford) Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. (Aldous Huxley) Failure comes in two ways: Those who do it without giving a thought. Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Falling in love is awfully simple. (Elton Trueblood) Faith is not believing that God can.. Fear grows from what we don't know. Faith is not belief without proof." Second old man: "Me. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark) Fools look to tomorrow. Failure is opportunity in disguise. Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death! Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder.and get all the best seats. Let's go get a soda.
Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee. (Paul Boese) Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on. but not by heart. (Peter Marshall) Goals are dreams with deadlines. For the want of a war. the spent arrow. and the neglected opportunity. For the child of God. Friendship is a golden chain. Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church. Freedom is not the right to do as you please. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Friends are like puzzle pieces. lest God will make your income like your giving. Just when you think you've got it. and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. For the want of a message. but it does enlarge the future. but the liberty to do as you ought. mired. And listen to pity's call. not what's left! Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire lif Give God what's right. Every time you open your mouth you let the people (Bruce Barton) For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. Fun is a good thing. the horseshoe was lost. never apart. death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up. the message was lost. He is with us. the links are friends so dear.. . (Kahlil Gibran. Generosity is giving more than you can. and pride is taking less than you need. but only when it spoils nothing better. For the want of a rider. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. the kingdom was lost. your conversation is your advertisement. If one goes away. Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear. fired. and so small when you take it to the store. the rider was lost. Don't think the little you give is great And the much you get is small. Four things come not back: the spoken word. For good or ill. poet) Getting older. because unless we stand for som for anything. Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. tired. the war was lost. For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost. maybe by distance. and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured mo Friendship is God 's special way of beautifully expressing the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing. the past. the battle was lost. Funny thing about humility. For the want of a battle. And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail.. (Oma Four-word story of failure: Hired. (George Santayana) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. O Lord. except forgetfulness. Give according to your income. (John Baillie) Give plenty of what is given to you. Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. Friends are like stars. Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado) For God is not against us because of our sin. that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle wil again. That gets better. For the want of a horse.Forgiveness does not change the past. You may not always see them but you know they are always there Friends forever. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871) Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries. everything gets worse. (Danish Pro Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for. For the want of a nail. against our sin. you've lost it.
Barrie) God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once. except those who are full of themselves. (Ben Franklin) God is God.. but one tongue.. He calls people who are willing. grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. give me courage to do what I can. God has given us two ears. too deep to explain Himself. God didn't promise us it would be easy or painless. but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination. God sends no one away empty.God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts. from near his heart to be loved by him. (Mahatma Gandhi) God answers knee-mail. but too much to leave us that way. God. From his side to be equal to him. .. Right now I am so far behind. to teach us to be wary that we offend (Thomas Watson) God had promised salvation to your repentance. God creates a worm for every bird . God's will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you. God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces. and I'm not. that we might have June roses in the December of our lives. and the difference. Holland) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. to show that we should be swift to hear. God gives us faces. (J. And life. Then His have just begun. God has set a double fence before the tongue. till my work is done. we create our own expressions. God created woman from the side of man. . (Mary Kay Ash) God doesn't call people who are qualified. Where I can see not one. and the Doctor takes the Fee. I will live forev God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility. (Max Lucado) God never said it would be easy .. till my life shall end. too wise to make a mistake. He asks only your availability. but slow to speak. only religions do. . and wisdom to know the difference. from under his arm to be protected by him. God gave us memories.. He just said He would go with me. He just promised us it would be worth it! God doesn't ask your ability or your inability. God heals. (Stephen Mansfield) God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him.but He does not throw it in the nest. but because of who He is. Some people say that's because He wanted us to spend twice a as talking. and then He qualifies them. When all my means have reached their end. God.G. (Rich God doesn't discriminate . (Dwight L. God loves us the way we are. God give me work. humility to admit what I can't. God tries our faith so that we may try His faithfulness. God gave us two ears but only one mouth . (James M. nor from his feet to be trampled by him. Moody) God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. God loves everyone. the courage to change the things I can. Not from his head to be above him. the teeth and the lips. not to enjoy privileges. (Winifred Holtby's epitaph) God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest. (Kelly Spa God is too kind to do anything cruel. (Reinhold Niebuhr) God has a thousand ways. but probably prefers "fruit of the Spirit" over "religious nuts!" God loves us not because of who we are. Others claim it's because He knew listening was twice as hard as talking.
discuss ideas. but good acts are like the seed planted in fer Good judgment comes from bad experience. 2. 3. Happiness depens on happenings but joy depends on Christ. Guests and fish start to stink after two days. not religious nuts. (Byrd Bagg Goodness is the only investment that never fails. Good leaders are like baseball umpires. If it's green or it wiggles. ... The other half comes from intelligence. Greed is a lasting slavery. Stuart Holden) Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance. best. If you remove B It still remains Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. (Mother Goose) Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind... discuss events. while bad taste knows no bounds. we spin a thread of it every day and at last we can not break it. Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains. who returns to greater power than ever. (Spanish Proverb) Habit is a cable. better. it is something you carry in you heart. it's physics. broken clouds to give rain. (Bonar Thompson) Handicapped is not helpless. Everyone can see it. . Happiness is a path. Small minds . but no one feels the warmth as you do. discuss people. J. (Thoreau) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly. Happiness is like peeing in your pants.. If it stinks. (J. weeping bitterly. . it is Peter. broken grain to give bread. Good works are the fruit of salvation not the root. (Kelly Nelson) Great minds . Average minds . If you remove A Bit remains.. It is the broken alabaster box that gives forth perfume . not a destination. Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your heart. It takes broken soil to produce a crop.God uses broken things. and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. If it doesn't work. broken bread to give strength. while bad people will find a way around the la Good taste is boundless. it's biology. Good. growing up is optional.’ You are not even a Christian until you have h responsibility in regard to the carrying of the Gospel to the ends of the earth.Tilse) Happiness is not something you have in your hands. it's chemistry. Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule. "’Go ye’ is as much a part of Christ's Gospel as ‘Come unto Me. but there ideas won't. (Vance Havner) God wants spiritual fruit. (Ali bin Abi Talib) Growing old is like watching a great river erode your property and knowing you are helpless to stop it. (Rober Growing old is mandatory. Handy Guide to Modern Science: 1. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Never rest Until good be better And better best. Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising t Great men may die.
the lovers Italian. He who dies with the most toys. (George Herbert) He who can take no interest in what is small. a the Italians! (Eliane Kirchner) He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. Heaven is where the police are British. is.. (Rita Rudner) Have less. Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest c Hard work doesn't harm anyone. but he's ready to lose his life in a minute. you can tell by the way he fights it. (Abraham Lincoln) He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Having someone to love is family. Hating hate does not mean you love love. Hell has no fire escapes. (Chinese proverb) He who blames others has a long way to go on his journey. He who fails to prepare. (Chinese proverb) He who breaks a thing to find out what it is. Hell is where the police are German. and some (Sam Ewing) Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die. Having the right to do it. Do less. (J.. some turn up their sleeves. the cooks are British. Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. He who blames himself is halfway there. (Albert He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. Having someplace to go to is home. He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. Herblock's Law: if it is good. He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. He who blames no one has arrived. (Richard Bach) Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree. (Danish proverb) He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end. the mechanics are French. Hard work has future payoff. the lovers are Swiss. but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.R. nonetheless. Be more. Heaven needs none. . but if we do I'll still love you. He who angers you controls you! He who asks is a fool for five minutes. Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. will take false interest in what is great. having two you are a referee. leaves the great undone behind him. You know where to apply. Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. Hard work spotlights the character of people. and Swiss. the cooks are French. some turn up their noses. still dead.R. doesn't mean it is right to do it. (Aesop) He that lets the small things bind him. they will stop making it. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive. Help Wanted: Telepath. (Yiddish Proverb) He that communicates his secret to another makes himself that other's slaves. (Aboodi Shaby) Have you ever noticed how the contents of a box are much more interesting before the box is opened? Having one child makes you a parent. his eyes are closed. (C. but I do not want to take chances. Having both is a blessing. (Baltasar Gracian) He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy in another. Woodbridge) Heroes and winners aren't the same thing. prepares to fail.Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy. the mechanics German. (Jim Elliot) He is not afraid of work. Hell has no exits. S. it isn't. has left the path of wisdom. Laziness pays off now. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Tolkien) He who builds to every man's advice will have a crooked house. He is not ready to lose a minute of his life.
bitterness to anger. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. or a stranger. when given everything they need. and tolerant with the weak and strong. travel too far that road and the way is lost(Terry Brooks) . Holding on to a hurt creates more hurt. (D. particularly from a relative. Hurt leads to bitterness. History repeats itself. (Arab Proverb) He who knows others is learned. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking? Hugs are not measured by quantity. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child. Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. (Shakespeare) How far you go in life is determined by how tender you are with the young. compassionate with the aged. Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. Humans are like tea bags. He who knows himself is wise. falls for anything. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! He who kneels the most stands best. Humans are interesting creatures. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss. Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine things must be loved to be known. sym striving. How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. they are measured by quality. and fifty cents for your soul. But when given very little they surpass every hardship. Teach him. (Frank Hope for the best. (Marilyn Honest criticism is hard to take. He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man. Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.L. a friend. He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. Hoffer's law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another. Faith is having the courage to dance to it today. He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had. History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors. (Lao Tse 604-531 BC) He who laughs last thinks slowest! He who receives a good turn should never forget it.even when you wish they were. Shun him. but miles from the next exit. He who hesitates is not only lost.He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort. Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. but each time the price goes up. How do you start your days? Good morning Lord or Good Lord. (Vaclav Havel) Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future. Memory is the same thing on an individual scale. morning. Follow him. Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. re turns out. he who does one should never remember it. prepare for the worst. (Arabian Proverb) He who slings mud looses ground. He who stands for nothing. because some day in life you will have been all of them. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water. He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light. an acquaintance. Moody) He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -. History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power. Wake him. they can't live through hardships.
but then I just don't count it. but I never knew that looking ba would someday make me cry. and not just a snapshot of where I am now. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities.I should have lied."There Is a Green Hill Far Away" Politician's Hymn -. Dentist's Hymn -.. I always win. (Louisa May Alcott) I am not an organ donor. "Precious Memories" I almost had a psychic girlfriend. I am not religious. "This World is Not My Home" at 95 mph.. I am sorry I offended you . as a sign of their great respect. I make a rhyme every time. "Lord. I am the master of my unspoken words.. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. Instead.."Showers of Blessing" Contractor's Hymn -."Crown Him with Many Crowns" TV Weatherman's Hymn -. I'm Coming Home" at 100 mph."Standing on the Promises" IRS Hymn -. I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. I am a great believer in luck. I asked for everything so I could enjoy life.. I have lost 15 days."Pass it On" Electrician's Hymn -. (Anon) I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion. I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh.. I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help.Hurt people hurt people. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it."The Church's One Foundation" Tailor's Hymn -. Hymns appropriate to the occasion.."All to Thee" Gossiper's Hymn -... (Bill Cosby) I am on a thirty day diet.. But I've seen the boss's job. I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life."Holy.. I always try to go the extra mile at work. I am not the boss of my house. I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome. I don't know when I lost it.. (Dave Bar I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. they don't even invite me. Except when I lose. but my boss always finds me and brings me back. and I don't want it. "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.. but I never knew looking back on th would make me cry. "Nearer Still Nearer" at 85 mph. I argue very well. "Guide me. Ask any of my remaining friends. . I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh. Often. and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken. but she left me before we met.. but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.. I don't think I ever had it.. I don't know how I lost it. I asked for patience God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait. Holy. (Thomas Jefferson) I am a poet and did not know it. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work. O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph. He gave me life so I could enjoy everything.... I just love the Lord. sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.. and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Holy" Golfer's Hymn -. I can win an argument on any topic.. "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph."Sweet By and By" If you MUST speed on the highway."Send the Light" Shopper's Hymn -. So far. against any opponent and steer clear of me at parties. Whole people heal people.
love?" Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb! Soon our benefactor returned. I'd be irresponsible too. and asked.. but I care very much about what I think of what I do. I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile. and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats patients who had not wanted to eat them. (Galileo Galilei) I don't have an attitude problem. which way did you come in? I'd love to make up my mind. gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. but I know who holds tomorrow. twisted. (Smith Wigglesw I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink. but I can't understand it for you.I received nothing I wanted I received everything I needed. I don't feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense. they won't work unless you do. England. I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. and intellect has in their use. I believe that every right implies a responsibility. I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night. That is charac Roosevelt) I climbed up the door Opened the stairs I said my pajamas And put on my prayers I switched off the bed And climbed in the light All because he kissed me goodnight. (Bill Cosby) I don't know what tomorrow holds. but in world war four people will use sticks and s Einstein) . the class was over. an obligation. I don't know the key to success. I couldn't repair your brakes. My prayer has been answered. every opportunity. so I made your horn louder. If I had $600 billion. You have a perception problem. I decided to take an aerobics class. "Would you eat this up. but because by it I see e Lewis) I believe in the Big Bang theory. a duty.. by the leotards on. I don't believe you can do today's job with yesterday's methods and be in business tomorrow. There's no 11 on my phone. I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers. Will you forgive me?' (Kevin Leman) I can calculate trajectories. (Voltaire) I'd like to help you out. I can analyze chemical compositions so why can't I figure out where the other so dryer? (Karl Reinhard pyrotechnician) I can explain it to you. (Nelson Jackson I don't blame Congress. Not only because I see it.she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me. Ideas are funny little things. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. (Lillian Hellman) I can not dial 911. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. I can not and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. but I can't remember where I left it.) I believe the time we really look big in a child's eyes is when we go to them and apologize for our mistakes an wrong. But. "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet. I bent. however. dearie?" I disapprove of what you say. God spoke and BANG! It was. every possession. I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! I care not what others think of what I do. I close my eyes in order to see. reason. but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Jr. I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool. My fellow students and I had little money for mea awful food provided at the hospital complex.
is that a balanced diet? If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in stora If I had my life to live over I would have cried and laughed less while watching television . the first woodpecker to come along would de If danger's a step away. If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty.or exude some of the purity. Work is X. that so freely flows from my little girls eyes learned something about being her father. mothers would have more than two hands. and everything in life that's worth doing involves a willingne Hugh Franklin) If I can only be with you in my dreams. read the directions. (Anne Frank) I don't think so. therefore I'm probably not. everything looks like a nail. (Alan Smithee) I don't understand Christianity. If a church wants a better pastor. I'm not free to take risks.and more while wa Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less ab someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. (Socrates) If all you have is a hammer. A his friendship in constant repair. (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. Robert E. If I am not free to fail. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause great street-sweeper who did his job well. (Rev. Whenever your eyes look into mine. (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would g pattern if I weren't there for the day. lobster or wine. he'd be going in reverse. some people must really love church. it can get one by praying for the one it has. If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. ( . and Z is keeping your mouth shut.I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for r it. safety's step away. it flies with the wind. If God is your co-pilot. in ord higher. (Corrie Ten Boom) If absence makes the heart grow fonder. then I want to sleep forever. Harris) If A is a success in life. he will soon find himself left alone. (A If all else fails. then A equals X plus Y plus Z. I don't need music. a sandwich and you! I don't need your attitude I have one of my own. but of all the beauty that still remains. If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.(Erma Bombeck) I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. does that not indicate something about your size? (Sydney J If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs.) If a small thing has the power to make you angry. or Beethove Shakespeare wrote poetry. but if it meets danger it turns and faces the wind. Y is play. I should die. but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do! I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I don't think of all the misery. he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted. nor do I understand electricity. most peop contented to take their own and depart." (Martin Luther King Jr. I want to have lived the wi (Diane Ackerman) I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed! If a bird is flying for pleasure. The things I long for are simple and few: A cup of coffee. (Brandon for Kyla) If I did not laugh. (Samuel Johnson 1709-1784) If a man is called to be a street-sweeper. If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life. switch seats with Him! If he was any slower. If evolution was true. If I could grasp a hint of innocence . (Abraham Lincoln) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate.
If failure. If someone says something unkind about me.it must be all the fertiliser they are using! (Kevin If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand. then dead would mark the end of the first chapter. If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you. If life deals you a lemon. give it more thought. it only needs to pray for the one it has.. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you. oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas Carson) If the road you travel. I must live so that no one will believe it. (African proverb) If there was any justice in this world. then you don't live in a small town. If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener. how come the belly button stays the same? If there are no tears in the eyes. If there is harmony in the house. then it would be boring. If there is order in the nation.. (David Livingstone) If suffering brings wisdom. it would say goodbye. I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. maybe yours needs a little more tending. If raindrops were kisses. (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day becaus been teased and sprayed. ( If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence. resignation to Thy will. make lemonade. leave one of your own. then you my darling are quite simply priceless. Yeats) If the church wants a better pastor. the enemy out side can do us no harm. There will be harmony in the house. (Chinese Proverb) If there is no enemy within. there will be no rainbow in the soul. . (Jim Rohn) If I never had a bad day. I would send you a storm. If someone is too tired to give you a smile.. guess who's closer to God. There will be peace in the world. because no one needs a smile as much as to give. we tend to beat people over the head with them. (Erma Bombeck) If I had never met you. If there is beauty in the person. I wouldn't like you. If there is light in the soul. has no obstacles. it is worth overdoing! (Stacey Brown) If I try to be like him. If it is to be. I would wish to be less wise. grant me humility. (Natasha Isabelle) If someone is standing between you and God..If I had my life to live over I would have talked less and listened more. If life were a novel. (Charles Beck) If love was a raindrop I would send you a shower If hope was a minute I would send you an hour If happiness was a leaf I would send you a tree If you need a friend you will always have me! If money could talk. row! (Polish proverb) If time heals all wounds. There will be beauty in the person. who will be like me? (Yiddish proverb) If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind.. If the wind stops. Perhaps that is because escape is easier than change. If our gifts are not surrendered to God. If the desire to need is measured by the value of something.B. There will be order in the nation. how would I know whether I was having a good day? (Lee) If innocence can leave guilt can come. If success attend me. But I did. I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacations with better care than they plan their lives. it is up to me! (10 most important 2 letter words) If it is worth doing. (W. If nobody knows the troubles you've seen. (Dennis Roch) If I want your opinion. If things get any worse. I do and I will.. It leads nowhere. I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.(Kelly Nelson) If life were easy.
it will control us. If you can't convince them. If you can smile when things go wrong. please bring me some tea. you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. you may be missing the joke of the century. it means you never take chances. If you can't control the wind. accept it. then what you are undergoes a transform Krishnamurti 1895-1986) If you believe everything you read. If you are never scared. (Dolly Parton) If you don't like the way you were born. pave another one. If you can't change it. then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. (Ashleigh Brilliant) If you don't have time to do it right. you come in and the TV is on. then what is the use (Shantideva) If you can't be a good example. If you don't do it.. If you don't like something about yourself. then you will be fired with enthusiasm. If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you . change it. but here you are. torture. If we don't control our money. (Vince Lombardi) If you are not part of the solution..you are more bles people in the world. then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning. If we are walking in joy. If health is lost something is lost If character/reputation is lost everything is lost. we are doomed to live it. you wouldn't be able to sit If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice! If you depend on others to make you happy. I'm fast. (Abraham Lincoln) If voting could really change things. or trying to sell them all ki kick him right out of the house.perhaps you have underest seriousness of the situation. and you don't think twice ab If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment. If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it. If you can't sleep. If you always do what you always did. or change your job. It's the worry that gets you. I'm approaching magnificent! If this is coffee. you must have time to do it over.. If wealth is lost nothing is lost. God allows U-turns. please bring me some coffee. (Ted Shackelford) If you don't like the road you're walking. don't read (chinese proverb) If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other. If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win. If we don't know our own history. If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality. confuse them. If we are what we eat. (Chinese Proverb) If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong. Truman) If you can't laugh at yourself. you are all right. (Hannah Arendt) If weak in prayer we are weak everywhere. If you can't be content with what you have received. If you are patient in one moment of anger. be thankful for what you have escaped.If things get better with age. or death. (Leo Tolstoy) If you are not fired with enthusiasm. (Leonard Ravenhill) If we preach what we live. we are trusting God.. arrest. If you can't say something nice. If you don't know where you are going. embarrassed or hurt. (Henry Kissinger) If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there. but if this is tea. every road will get you nowhere. you should either change your attitude. you'll hit it every time.We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach! If you aim at nothing. (Dale Carnegie) If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside. you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it. Talk to the Shepherd. cheap and easy. it would be illegal. you'll always get what you always got. you are part of the precipitate. you have someone in mind to blame. (Harry S. If you can solve your problem. then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it. try being born again. If you can't sleep. If you are not enjoying your work. adjust your sail.. become a reporter. If you are headed in the wrong direction. you will be endlessly disappointed. don't count sheep. .
Shaw 1856-1950) If you have food in the refrigerator. If you laugh a lot. wh was for extinguishing oil well fires after the Gulf war. If you gave me something I need more than you do. If you have money in the bank. If you look like your passport picture. If you pay peanuts. you will have no time to love them..) If you think nobody cares if you're alive. give of your wealth.. a roof overhead. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. If you still have the courage after loosing all . you have time to pray. don't blame the puddle. I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. don't mind the rest. give of your heart. you've given me a gift.. If you only have the Spirit. (Bette Reeves) If you treat a man as he is. If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying. you have never been a parent. (Andrew Mason) If you lend someone $20. you will go up and grow up. If you receive something that says "Send this to all your friends". and spare change in a dish someplace. and a place to sleep. it was probably worth it. If you go out to be a friend. wait until you hire an amateur.. and never see that person again. he will remain as he is.If it comes back to you it is yours. If you have the desire. when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. you can't love. (Mark Twain) If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job. If you think you are getting too much government these days.you are among the top wealthy. But if you you have t Spirit. you will blow up. you really mean it. God will make up the difference! If you go out looking for friends. (Goethe) . If you give 100%. try missing a couple of payments. in your wallet. you prepare to fail. there is one at the end of your arm. If your vision doesn't scare you. If you ever need a helping hand. just sit down and look comfortable. Rooney) If you step in a puddle. you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything. you have never been in bed with a mosquito. If you do your best. (E. if you don't live. If you have trouble getting your children's attention. If you fail to prepare. you'll fall for anything. you will dry up.. If you've given me something you you've gifted me with love. please consider me not your friend. If you live to be a hundred. If you judge people. (Brother Andrew) If you set the example. If you love something set it free. pretend you're speaking directly to them. (Arab proverb) If you have never been hated by your child. you probably need the trip. clothes on your back. be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't w If you haven't much education you must use your brain. it means you have entirely too much time on your hands. the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey. if you have little. he will be be and could be.. if it doesn't than it was never meant to If you need time alone. (Mama Zigler) If you smile when no one else is around. then both your vision and your God are too small. If you only have the Word. (Andrew A. you are halfway there. If you find a four-leaf clover. if you treat him as he ought to be and could be. you won't need to set many rules. ( Red Adair. you can't live. If you have much. (Jason Benson) If you don't stand for something. you're going to find they are very scarce. try cleaning the house. Crique) If you have time to worry. try orderin' somebody else's dog around. you'll (Zig Zigler) If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have on But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas. (Irish Proverb) If you drop a white glove into the mud.you are rich world.If you don't love. (Bette Davis) If you haven't all the things that you want. just be happy that you're not getting all you ar If you think you are too small to be effective. then each of us will have two ideas. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence. If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind. you get monkeys..
practice. FORTRAN. (Albert Einstein) I have no problem keeping secrets. I have all the money I'll ever need . It's the people I tell. I haven't lost my mind. (Oriental Proverb) If you woke up this morning with more health than illness. and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.. who would you call and what wou And why are you waiting? (Stephen Levine) If you will always insist that you are right. .. PASCAL. (Chinese proverb) If you want something done. they love in a cat. I am merely extremely inquisitive. I know UNIX. Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain. Most of us work 5 days a week. and nineteen other high-tech words.. take a nap. they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you m that. And how and when and where. ask someone who is busy! If you want to be a leader with a large following.and several other Japanese words. I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done. In other words. help somebody. (Robert Marlowe) If you want to play. (D I have faith in fools.if I die by 4 today. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say. but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams. regardless o (James Rhinehart) I have learned that no matter how good a friend is.. I do and I understand. it must be obsolete. . I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon) If you want breakfast in bed. . If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make. talk in your sleep.If you treat every situation like a life or death matter. people will think that there is something wrong with you. Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak. I know Karate! . put some responsibility on their shoulders. What makes me think I can? I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. I just want to turn on the light and have it work. (James Rhinehart) I have learned that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. If you want happiness for a year.. be prepared to die a lot of times. and be careful when telling the truth about others. I see and I remember. my friends call it self-confidence. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground. you probably never will. If you wait to have kids until you can afford them. (Henny Youngman) I have changed my mind a dozen times. they don't come in w to stay out all night. to whom you speak. If you want happiness for a lifetime. every qualit a man.I don't want to know where the electricity comes from. (Cha If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself.. Cats are independent. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams. two-lane road. C. I have no particular talent. I hear and I forget. (Melchor If you wish your merit to be known. they don't listen. I know you know what I think I said. I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. If you understand something today.you are more blessed than the million who will no If you your lips would keep from slips. do it yourself. (James I have never understood why women love cats. acknowledge that of other people. If you want a thing well done. go fishing. . If you want to feel rich. just obey the speed limit on a winding.. then start sleeping in the kitchen. but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. practice harder. just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. (Euripides) I had dreams and I've had nightmares. If you want to win. (Chinese proverb) I just got lost in thought.. and the governm I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses I have had dreams and I have had nightmares. inherit a fortune. COBOL. If you want happiness for a day. I know exactly where I left it. (Abigail Van If you want happiness for an hour. It seems to work better now. It was unfamiliar territory.
Yard by yard life is hard. I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care. I love you 2 morrow. When you touch my skin. I need you because I love you." . (Winston Churchill) I loathe people who keep dogs. the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for because passing civilisation along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honour and the hig anyone could have. effectiveness is d Ink drys. (Antonio Porchia Inch by inch life's a cinch. man oppresses man. and in an empty heart there is room for nothing. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. (Melanchthon) Information is giving out. in all things.. what happens to you isn't as important as what happens in you. in nonessentials. it was a joke. Imagination is more important than knowledge. . I was in England at the time. (Monsieur Nana Adom) I'm serious. but rather by our response to the event." Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean. In cities no one is quiet but many are lonely. "No. In the country. Impossibility simply means I'm possibility. Indian build small fire stand real close." Immature love: I love you because I need you. I love you 4 ever. (Augus I long to accomplish a great and noble task. Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right. Imagination is intelligence having fun. I must say that I find television very educational. Just think of how nice our friendship could be! (Poem by Forrest Campbell) I like pigs better than cat and dogs. something else must beco Freeman's Extension: ". paper burns.I laugh just like you.but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean. But if you were blind and I couldn't see. liberty. but what is written in the soul will last an eternity. Fisher) In communism. In essentials. In capitalism. and a sense of humour to console him for Walpole) "I'm a lawyer. but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were g (Helen Keller) I lost twenty pounds. Incontinence Hot line. Dogs are subservient and look up to man.Can you hold please. and see his equal. Communication is getting through. I go to the library and rea Marx) In a completely rational society.. But you were born black and I was born white.. Unfortunately. we feel just the same. Mature love. (Anon) In many cases stress is caused. "Honest?".. The minute somebody turns it on. it's the other way around. I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting system through which God speaks to us every hour. (Geoffrey F. Cats are aloof and look down o will look you in the eye. unity. (Albert Einstein) Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. not by the event itself. Our prejudice formed because of our sight.. White man build BIG fire stand way back.... the usual kind. charity. I cry and feel pain.. people are quiet but few are lonely. In life. if w (George Washington Carver) I love you 2 day.(Lee Iacocca) In a full heart there is room for everything..
than my life in a second. I pray my Dear Father that in some small way You will feel my love as I hug you today.) It is a poor workman who blames his tools. said my pajamas. (Richard Wimer) It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. This light is fuelled with love. Now the world is weird. it's always room-temperature." a little girl sang instead. Integrity is the cornerstone of trust. (C. It is a small world. I rather lose a second in my life. I ran up the door. what you think. Integrity is when what you say. humiliating to need it. I cherish the hug from my son or daughter. (Deng Xiaoping) It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers. I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. there are no clocks. just as they were leaving. (Frank Bettger) In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance." It made sense to her because everybody sang it at the end of the service. turned off the bed. everyone has it but you don't have to show it off. (Sheldon Kopp) In the pasture of life. because he surely would not have afterwards. don't be a cowpie. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. Haynie) Intelligence is like underwear. Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbour on our knees. Spurgeon) It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least. swim with the current. stand like a rock. And through lifes most fier burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again. and normal to ignore it. In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving. (Michael Arlen) It is a pleasure to give advice. than there are to g It is a good thing God chose me before I was born. Instead of singing the Doxology phrase "Praise all creatures here below. and yet so few want to grow old. people take prozac to make it In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can fin again. then you will get married and wish you had. I simply try to be a good listener. I thank you God that I can be a father. Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economi It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white. but I wouldn't like to have to paint it. In places of delight. I notice that peo usually welcome wherever they go. I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. closed the stairs. and who you are all come from the same place. (Thomas Jefferson) I no longer worry about being a brilliant conversationalist.In matters of style.H. I think that until about lunch I think I've found the trouble with our economy. jumped in my li kissed me goodnight. so long as it catches mice. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. in matters of principle. and I don I only work to enjoy when I am not working. In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. There are far more ways to get into debt. (John Bunyan) In spite of the cost of living. what you do. put on my prayers. It is amazing how many people want to live a long life. it's still quite popular. everyone should have a dog that will worship him an ignore him. If I "had" any loose fitting clothin signed up in the first place! "Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care". it goes on. In life the same light burns. faith. . (Dereke Bruce) In our search for truth let us not be influenced by what is easiest to believe. It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. "Praise all p go. (Charles Brent) In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them. and hope.
than to remember and be sad. but why you are busy. (Benjamin Disraeli) It is never easy being a mother. but it is stupid to be against the law. when the problem is your face. (Herman Melville) It is better to forget and smile. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done. It is not always easy to... It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all. What is true is that honesty is incompatib of a large fortune. If it were easy. (John Leighton) It is better to be hated for what you are. than to be always right by having no ideas at It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness. It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. It is better to be 5 minutes late than dead for 5 minutes. Just forget your troubles as easily as you do your blessings.. that He be known more. It is better to live day by day for you might not be here tomorrow. It is not how busy you are. It is funny how we can see this outside world using our eyes.. and we can see someone's inside world looking i It is good to be a Christian and you know it. but be sure to not get frostbite. and take It is my hearts desire that I must be no more. (Mark Twain) It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. (Richard Hamilton) It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. but it usually pays. understood. it's a war on people. as it was for Christ to die. It is better to regret something you did. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Olalekan) It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees. It is important to stay cool. (Saheed B. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living. but it's more important to be nice. fathers would do it. rather than to regret something you didn't do. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. but it is better to be a Christian and show it! It is hard to face the problem. the mosquito is swatted. It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. then to be loved for what you're not! It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.. (Anatole France) It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. It is far better to be alone. than to wish you were. but the gratefulness that makes us happy. It is not happiness that makes us grateful. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. (Epictetus) It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to. . It is nice to be important. (Mahatma Gandhi) It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream. apologize begin over take advise be unselfish keep trying be considerate think and then act profit by mistakes forgive and forget . It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.the bee is praised. It is not against the law to be stupid.It is as necessary for men to hear the Gospel.. It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless! It is easy to have a balanced personality. It is not a war on drugs.
(Diane Lahaie) It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven. It is risky not to take risk.. but the listener. it's your disposition. (Dale Carnegie) It is not what you would do with your millions should riches ness be your lot. if He gets all the pieces. but the relationship that is important! It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. but the life in your years that count. (Mother Teresa) It is not. (Zig Zigler) It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. I tried sniffing Coke once. risk will take you. it is just that I'm not in full accord. It is strange how an earthquake 4. more than anything else. It takes less time to do the thing right. It is not 'seeing' the light that impacts one's life. or where you are. not ourselves that we should take seriously.It is not how much of your money you are going to give to God. It's how he found out.he only handles the money.. it's the way you carry it.It is the product that pays wages. It is not that we don't know the right answers. it is never 'ceasing' to see the light that impresses one's life. and started blaming them on people in the After all.It is making the best use of what you know ! It is not raining. It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world. but it keeps finding me. how much you know.. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is one's attitude at the beginning of a task which will. It is not the years in your life. it's what they whisper. (Denis Waitley) It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived. (Samuel Chadwick) It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. (Adlai Stevenson) It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. it's the grain of sand in my shoe. people in the future have time travel. (Lena Horne) It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that moves the ship. It is OK to let your mind go blank. It is not the load that breaks you down. but how much love we put into giving.. or what you are doing that makes you happy or un It is what you think about. It is not the moutain ahead that's wearing me out. It is not the speaker who controls communication. It is okay to visit your past just don't bring any luggage with you. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose I try to lose weight.it's the ones who tell It is not the relation which is important. The sky leaks. Idahosa . than it does to explain why you did it wrong.Nigeria) It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy. It is not your position that makes you happy or unhappy. (Rene Coty) It is the wounded oyster that mends its shell with the pearl. It is not the employer who pays wages. (Archbishop Benson A. It is not how much we give. It is what you are doing at present with the dollar and quarter you've got. but how much love we put into doing it. or who you are. It is time to quit playing church and start being the church. (Tony Robbins) It is not the difference between people that is the difficulty. Why aren't they coming back to help us? It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered. . If you don't take risk. It is not what you have. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. but how much of God's money you are going t It is not how much we do. It is our responsibility. it is just that we don't ask the right questions. it's about what's left. It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart. It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents. (Keith Green) It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past. (Matthew Henry) It is not that I disagree with you. but please turn off the sound. It is not what's right about war. determine its outcome. It is not what you are that holds you back. It is not what they say about you. it is the indifference. it is what you think you are not.000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your n It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything.
. but I can't read music. it is hard. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car . My name is I am. I used to want to pack as much as I could into my life. maybe I wrote Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe. It was all so different before everything changed. monsieur. I think "Hey. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.. but now I'm not so sure." "When you live in the future. and only seconds to destroy it. it is hard. Dykes) Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay. with its mistakes and regrets." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. I am not there. My name is not I was. My name is not I will be. but now I realize it's more about quality of life than qu I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. with its problems and fears. Jesus is the man God intended all humans to be. Instead of leaving him in peace to work alone. (Jayson Feinburg) I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time. I looked into the soul of the boy next to m I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.but I drifted. I used to have a photographic memory. I stuck around and tried to help with ways that were my own. I used to be lost in the shuffle. The judge asked him if he had anything to "They should not put up such misleading notices". Just as children bring their broken toys for us to mend. I've learned to pick my battles. but Jesus recycled me. "I'd like a cup of coffee. "Do I click the square?" I said. Suddenly God was speaking: "My name is I am. "Yes. I used to be indecisive. Most of them never happened. "When you live in this moment.." (Helen Mellincost) I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.." I waited and "When you live in the past. "Single click or double click?" I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam." The waitress replies. I am here.L. How about with no milk?" Jesus accepts you the way you are. (D. I am not there. I ask myself. I was regretting the past and fearing the future.. Being broke is a temporary situation. She asked.. Being poor is a frame of mind. only broke. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . I was going to waste." Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. please. . (John Wesley) I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me. but loves you too much to leave you that way. I must live so that no one will believe it. "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One I've never been poor. (Lee Venden) Jesus did not come to make God's love possible. revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. but we're out of cream. Every time I hear a new song on the radio. He says to the waitress. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. (Mark Twain) I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best. it is not hard. but it was never developed. "It said. I brought my broken dreams to God because he was my friend." She asked me. but to make God's love visible..It takes years to build up trust... Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. I wrote a song. (Mae West) I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet. "I'm sorry. FINE FOR PARKING HERE. said Joe. with no cream. I used to be Snow White.
and it's easier to see the silver lining. but their echoes are truly endless. than zeal. Just because a person grows older. and darkness is the absence of light. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. children. eloquence or learning. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chance Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician. you never did let go". (Cowper) Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning. And with kindly grace. Small people always do that. had made a lot of it . and makes it easier t Laws are like sausages. (Erma Bombeck) Killing time murders opportunities. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. and heaven's gates flung wide. (Blaise Pascal) "Just think. can become great. but the really great you too. (Johnson) Last night I dreamed my life was done. (William Temple 1881-1944) Knowledge speaks. Kindness has converted more sinners. Faber) Kind words can be short and easy to speak. Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. or we know where we can find information upon it. W. a ne absence of a positive one. he said. Justice without force is powerless. (Goethe) Knowing what to say is not always necessary. Kindness: a language the deaf can hear. but thoughts on one. And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean. just the presence of a caring friend can make a world of differe Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing. Keep your head in the clouds. A great love? Send real roses preserved in 24kt gold! Click Here Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl.. Willing is not enough. wisdom is humble that she knows no more. it doesn't mean he necessarily grows up. Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. (Mark Twain) Keep eye on many. wisdom listens. never in a doctrine. Knowing is not enough.At last I snatched them back and cried "how could you be so slow?" "My child". Keep your eyes wide open before marriage. It doesn't permanently solve any problems. . (Benjamin Franklin) Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. but personal fellowship with the living God. instead of writing a lot about capital. the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back. Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. keeps it from becoming too dry. Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves. it adds flavour." said the missionary. you're the first to know when it rains. Now.. (Mother Teresa) Kisses are like tears. (F. Just as war is more the absence of love than the presence of hate. We must Do. Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart. but give your heart to one. an angel ushered me inside. Faith is not the holding of correct doctrine. but never were set free. Shake hands with many. Language is the dress of thought. On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.. what should we all strive to save money for?" "To go to Africa!" Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today. "in Africa there are six million square miles where little boys and g School. and the mute can speak. the blind can see. Knowledge is proud she knows so much. Indignant words rose to my lips. It's better not to see them being made. Force without justice is tyrannical. "What could I do. We must Apply. half shut afterwards. it would have been Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it? Knowledge of God can be fully given to man only in a Person. but it makes thing more awhile.
Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. Life is mostly froth and bubble. Life is full of surprises. Life is like a grammar lesson. Learn to listen. Life is like an onion. Life is like a box of chocolates. life isn't long enough to make them all yourself. depends upon what you're made of. (Nico . it returns the greeting. Life is a waste of time. no one makes it out alive. It may be the last time you see them. Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow Take a nap this afternoon Learning history is easy. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.. but by the moments that take our breath away. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. Two things stand like stone: Kindness in another's trouble. You find the past perfect and the present tense. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855) Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it. (James Maverick Cook) Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism. (Mark Twain) Life can only be understood backwards. but it must be lived forwards. Learning its lessons is almost impossible. Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.you get. Life is fragile .you get back. Life is a roller coaster.Laziness is the mother of all vice. Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like it. if you smile..) Lets face it. the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. the player who serves well seldom loses. Courage in our own. If we were free to do or say it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry. (Erin Templet) Leadership is an opportunity to serve. Life is like a game of cards. but life is not fair for everyone. Thinking is foraging a head. Life is like a ladder. so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life. Learning is forging a head.. you never know when you'll find a nut. but. the more expansive your view is. Life is a grindstone. the way you play it is free wi Life is like a game of tennis. the higher you climb. opportunity often knocks softly. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. (H. that love of work is succes Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Dean C Let nature take its course and hope it passes. Learn to say no. if you frown at it. (Sir Winston Churchill) Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel. What you give . Truman) Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take. It is not a trumpet call to self importance. (Taimi Megivern) Life is like a mirror. That makes life fair. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon) Leave loved ones always with loving words. handle with prayer.. What you send out . Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. Just say "never" and you'll see. Jackson Brown Jr. (Gabe Suico) Life is not fair. it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom) Leaders help others to succeed. (Adam Lindsay Gordon 18331870) Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for you soon be filled with words that can never be erased. it frowns back. Life is hard. Life is an echo. (Harry S. time is a waste of life. that power to work is a blessing.
greedy.Life is really a bed of roses. grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. Lord. I'm really pleased about tha minutes now. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Lord give me an answer. Looking inward. And your story will touch and heal people's souls. but learn from each day as if you will live forever. (John Lennon) Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one. may I be filled with hope. "Heaven." After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back. it's up to you to fill it. (Will Rogers) Live without pretending. Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly! Little differences . Johnny. love is the second. (Melo Live your own life. Love without depending. I did not say so. or give me the patience to wait for one. Looking upward. Life itself cannot give you joy unless you really will it. may I find peace. (Michelangelo) Lord. selfish. Lord. Personality captures the heart. where we are right. envious. proud... Live each day as if it were your last. He came from heaven. Share from your heart. Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth. Looking back. make us willing to change. not by what you fear. Give without ending.like a letter in a word make all the difference in the world. so far today I've not been grumpy. (David Grayson) Looking back. that too often when I loved. shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words. for you will die your own death. Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section. but what you want is someone who will take the bus with yo breaks down. Life just gives you time & space. Build without rending. Speak without offending. and the wisdom to Lord. Life just gives you time and space. (Latin proverb) Look at life through the windshield. not the rear-view mirror. Listening and hearing are two different senses.. Lord. (American Indian Proverb) Little birdie in the sky. P Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo. He asked his mom.. (Nina Roberta Baker) Live your life from your heart. (Rev. (Oprah Winfrey) . may I be aware of strength. the serenity to accept the things I can't.. I'm going to get up and from then on. I have this to regret. Life is too short to long for money. be merciful. where we are wrong. may I be filled with gratitude. and understanding the third. dropped a poopie in my eye I didn't scream.. I'll probably need a lot more help. and I remember more than I have seen. Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. Pointless. Its up to you to fill it. "Where'd baby bro His mother replied. I didn't cry. "WOW! I can see why t Live by what you trust. Life is the first gift. I have seen more than I remember. make us easy to live with. Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. just do it now please! Lord grant me the courage to do the things I can.. may others treat me tomorrow as I have treated them today. Listen without defending.. Looking forward. Looks capture the eyes. make my words soft and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them. or angry. (Rowan Atkinson) Like all great travelers. others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Lord.
Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. trust few. and the one word that words cannot define. (Anna K. (Will Rogers) Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Kennedy) Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times. (Robert Heinlein) Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly. can make things beautiful when you spread it. like paint. Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Make crime pay. it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly. But because it sees more. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. the passion. Love the sinner but hate the sin. "LSD melts your mind. Make no judgments where you have no compassion. Love is not a game. not in your hand" Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position! Lust is pure passion. Love is when you take away the feeling. not an intermission. but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one! . become a lawyer. Love is the one word that we use every day. it is willing to see less. Love is the only fire hot enough to melt the iron obstinacy of a creature's will.Love and Time: The only two things in all of life and all the world that cannot be bought. grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. (Rabbi Julius Gord Love is not finding a perfect person. Rae: Who asked you? Mae: Mom and Dad. Love is the unity of two hearts beating together as one. (Nancy Pettit) Love is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.. Love sought is good. Man blames fate for other accidents. Love makes a house a home. Love many. (John Dryden) Love sees no colour. (Arnold Glasgow) Man and the turtle are very much alike. but spent. (Helen Hayes) Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own. Love is not love until you give it away. Love is not about who you live with. Love begins with a smile. Love tempers passion with reason. (Robert Frost) Love is blind. but it simply dries up when you don't use it.. Marriage is the eye-opener. Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction. Lots of times. and always paddle your own canoe. and every little absence is an age. but given unsought is better. it sees more. Schwartz) Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend. Neither makes any progress without sticking his neck out. (Anne McCaffrey) Make your life a mission. and find out you stil Love. Love is not paid back only passed on. (Mahatma Gandhi) Love was not put in your heart to stay. Love is not blind. and days for years. (William Shakespeare) Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. not less. Love reckons hours for months. It's about who you can't live without. and the romance in a relationship. (John W. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. so don't be a player. Love God more than you fear hell.
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore. Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best. God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it. Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then e Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope! Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. (Maurice Che Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it. (Benjamin Franklin) Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the worl devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be. Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health. (Mikey) Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Many years ago, a large American shoe company sent two sales representatives out to different parts of the A see if they could drum up some business among the Aborigines. Some time later, the company received teleg agents. The first said, "No business here . . . natives don't wear shoes." The second one said, "Great opportunity here . . . natives don't wear shoes!" (John M. Capozzi) Marital problems? You don't need a new wife, you need a new life! Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. (Erma Bombeck) Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter. Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and le many birthdays you've celebrated. Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and without wanting to get even. (Ann Flanders) Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say WHOOPEE! Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. (Ashleigh Brilliant) May every day of your life together be worse than the next. (Old Irish wedding blessing) May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. (An Irish friendship wish) May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead. (Irish proverb) May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts. May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper. May your love be filled with life and may your life be filled with love. (old wedding toast) May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between. Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a ma Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. (Lord Chesterfield Men moet altijd het vergeetboekje bij zich dragen, anders houd je geen enkele vriend over. Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth! Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how all womens probIems begin with men? Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. (Mike M Methods are many,
Principles are few. Methods change often, Principles never do. Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor. Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open. Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it. Money comes and goes, but people last for a lifetime. (Rob Shan) Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines. Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread. Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.
Money talks. I'll not deny. I heard it once. It said good-bye. Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Moral rules are directions for running the human machine. Every moral rule is there to prevent a breakdown, friction, in the running of that machine. (C.S. Lewis) More doors are opened with "please" than with keys. Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter." Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty. Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move. Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose on is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. (Charles A. Cerami) Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves. Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. (T.S. Elliot) Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves. (La Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails. "Great idea, honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box." Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. (Ben Irwin) Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. (Abraham Lincoln) Most people want to serve God -- but only in an advisory capacity. Most would rather be ruined by praise than saved by critisism. Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a dia emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Squiffy. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry, and I want hi looking for the jewelry." Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing wh
Allen) Murphy's Law isn't recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. (Robert Fripp) My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher. My aim is that when my hands will work no longer, that the works of my hands will still continue to keep on w My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself. My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly My children need love the most when they deserve it the least. (Erma Bombeck) My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already. My dog is very obedient, he does what he is bid. A sign said 'wet paint', and that's just what he did. My eyes may be closed, but my mind is not asleep. My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely, And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mo My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am. My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who tak He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. (Indira Gandhi) My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. (Charles F. Keetering) My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded f Bombeck) My love is like a cabbage, divided into two, The leaves I give to others but the heart I give to you. My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Ashleigh Brilliant) My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy. My pastor-husband has a sweet tooth, so I knew the chocolate chip cookies I'd just baked might disappear be running errands. To discourage him, I taped a verse on the wrapped goodies: "'Everything is permissible for m is beneficial." - 1 Cor. 6:12. When I returned I found half the cookies gone and another verse attached: "The righteous eat to their heart's stomach of the wicked goes hungry" - Prov. 13:25. My Sunday school class of kindergartners was studying the creation story. After several weeks, we were ready to review. "What did God make the first day?" I quizzed. "The second day?" They answered both questions correctly. "And what happened on the third day?" I asked. One little child, face shining with enthusiasm, exclaimed, "He rose from the dead!" My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, le Why should you? (Erma Bombeck) My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said. Our d
head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work. Nature's laws are the invisible government of the earth. (Alfred Armand Montapert) Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. (Abraham Linco Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes! Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. (Benjamin Disraeli) Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with expe Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Never confuse having a career with having a life. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Never fear shadows... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never let a problem become an excuse! Never mistake motion with action. (Albert Einstein) Never overlook wallflower at dance; may be dandelion in grass. (Confucious) Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight. Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true. Never seek the wind in the field. It is useless to try and find what is gone. (Polish proverb) Never stand between a dog and a tree. Never take counsel of your fears. (Andrew Jackson) Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. (Gen Jr) Never try to make anyone like yourself. You know, and God knows, that one of you is enough. (Ralph Waldo E Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new. New friends are silver, old friends are gold. Always make new friends but don't forget the old. Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. (Emerson) Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israe When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved. "No Joey, is that really what the teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!" No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Fables Aesop) No amount of darkness can hide a spark of light. No answer is also an answer. Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. (Tallulah Bankhead) Nobody is perfect.... I am Nobody!!! Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Aesop) No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace. No happy time is really gone, if it leaves a special memory. No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him. No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood. No Jesus - No Love. Know Jesus - Know Love. No life without the sun, no Life without the Son. No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. (Hannah Moore) No man is a failure who has friends. (Clarence)
one size fits all. It uses little energy. do not dilute. (Turkish proverb) No matter how good a friend is. Relieves your tension and your stress. but he is responsible for the way he acts when th No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.but many men are too little. You must remember that. (Ralph W. won't pollute. Morley) Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is. The handicap to overcome. No monthly payments and no fees. non-taxable. there's always something else that has to be done first. yet who can withstand the raging flood? (Lao Ma) Nothing is as strong as gentleness: nothing so gentle as real strength. . if not back by five. May I prescribe. No one is listening until you make a mistake. invigorates your happiness. . No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm. with money we do not have. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Sockman) Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them fo No matter what happens Today. and Tomorrow will Satjapot) No matter what you want to do.No man is rich enough to buy back his past. and not everything that can be counted counts. . makes you beam and elevates your self esteem. my friend. (Ernest Hemin . (Goethe) Nothing tastes as good as slim feels. (Czech Proverb) Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.. the hug! Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. the perfect drug. Inflation proof. Not being beautiful was the true blessing. . Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. (James Baldwin) Nothing is as soft as water. No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him. It can't be stolen. Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one. Not everything that counts can be counted. (Golda Meir) Note on a door: Out to lunch. (Matt Maguire) No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. (Margaret No prayer is spoken too softly to be heard. Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. It wouldn't work anyway. Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him! Nowadays we are consumed by desires to buy things we do not need. It is. (Rodin) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. in fact it's quite reliable. to impress like. (Natasha Isabelle) No sense being pessimistic. (Oscar Wilde) No man is too big to be kind. Combats depression. (Sign hanging in A at Princeton) Not everything that is faced can be changed. No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road. No moving parts. No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. He had money as well. but yields results enormously. (Patrick M.Today will be Tomorrow's past. out for dinner also. Your circulation it corrects without complicated side effects. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.. no batteries. Nothing seems expensive on credit. . but nothing can be changed until it is faced. turn back.. (Eleanor Roosevelt) No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.. I think.
(Natasha Isabelle) On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. Moody's reply was "I agree with you. they just surrender to society." Moody responded "I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it. The p guess we won't have a service today. how do you do it?" The lady replied. self-pity. where is the ark?" One can resist an intrusion of armies but not an idea whose time has come. It is joy. guilt. One half of the world will never understand the other half. Tell me. Of course. (Italian Proverb) One afternoon after a rainstorm." One day. (Stephe) Old love letters are like souvenirs from the past. On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. The non-users are slowly being killed off. (Victor Hugo) One day a lady criticized D. Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven. I miss my mind the most. One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a "battle" that goes on inside people. One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said. envy. (Merle Shain) One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile. it is the beating of a loving heart. "M between 2 "wolves" inside us all. serenity. "But. fa and ego. sorrow. love. Moody for his methods of evangelism in attempting to win people to the Lord. (Stephen R. The other is Good. inferiority. One man with courage is a majority. Battista) One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves.Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. I noticed one of the most beautiful rainbows I had ever seen.. (O. your life will flash in front of your eyes. On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past. On a very cold. A.." The farmer replied: "Heavens!. "I don't do it. (Malcolm S. I don't like the way I do it either. Covey) One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely whether he knows it or not. the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there. is your word. help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about. (Jim Backus) Often. there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. (Peter Drucker) One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present.. Oh. lies.. With wide eyes she carefully studied it unt me and said. (Mexican Proverb) One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. Don't just throw them away. greed. L. kindness. (Hannah More) Of all sad words of tongue or pen. but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to Luther King Jr. (Henry Ward Beecher) Of all the things I've lost. if even only one cow shows up at feedin Once the game is over. to the door so we could go outside and look at it together. the worst of all tragedies is not to die young. Forbes) One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Mommy. In doing so. One is Evil. One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. hope. but better never forget the present. benevolence.) Old hippies never die. resentment. (Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826) One must learn how to lose before learning how to play. humility. generosit and faith. empathy. I called my 3Ashley." One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. Oh Lord." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied. snowy Sunday in February. peace. the king and the pawn go back into the same box. Make it worth watching. the saddest of these is: "It might have been". . we build the trust of those who are present. regret. Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot. It is anger. "The one you feed. and it doesn't matter which half you're in. (Ellen One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the pho One thing you can give and still keep. He said. arrogance.
(Kristen Stendahl) Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. Opportunities are like sunrises.." my husband reassured me. he began to use the back of our new sofa as a sc worry. but they can't refuse your love. and a diet coke." he said." I watched for several days as my husband our new pet. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Billy Graham) One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. To my distress. One unable to dance blames the unevenness of the floor. Overheard during a particular long sermon.. Jones) Others may argue your beliefs. he grew bored. (Mary Stavros) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. If you wait too long. Originality is the art of concealing your source. Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for.. "It's like watching the school burn do catcher's mitt is in your desk. Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are.Bolen) One with God is a majority. (Sam Leven Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. "If we give him the money now. For the next 16 years. but we are responsible for who we bec Our character is shaped as much by our failures as it is by our successes. T. (C. In fear his little ship of dreams may be dashed against the rocks. It has two settings: too soon or too late. One will never reach distant shores. he scratched the back of the sofa!! Outer agitation reveals inner instability. If anyone has to go to the bathroom. so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speake After a while.50. it will soon be past. my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.. (Gary Willis) Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. (Robin Beyer) Only in America do people order double cheese burgers. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'. a woman's voice rang out.. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and jun garage. the Kindergarten teacher said. Only what's done for Christ will last. (F. "However. (Oliver Goldsmith) Our marriage was a love match pure and simple.One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket. hold up two fi from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?" On the other hand. He got restless. you miss them. (John Gray) Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back. but in rising every time we fall.. (Thomas Edison) Opportunity is often inconvenient. if he chooses to remain upon the dock. (William Arthur Ward) Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming. whenever he wanted to go outside. Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth . "Would you like to listen for a different word?" "Yes." Our greatest glory consists not in never falling.a sense of humor. a large fries. (Malaysian proverb) One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. open your heart to God's love and all three forever. Only one life. Studd) Only the winners decide what were war crimes. you've come to the right place. but not on bread. Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "the price will be only $5. you have different fingers.. "I'll have him trained in no time. Mommy. Only boring people get bored. (Sicilian Proverb) On the first day of school. Whenever the cat scratched. (Franklin P. and I asked. Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.. open your soul to God's peace. but you can' t catch him going.." From the back of the congregation.. she was pure and I was simple. Open your mind to God's wisdom." he whispered. if said. The cat learned quickly. "Do you really think I'd give you that informatio Our toaster works on either AC or DC. will he let us go?" .
( People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. that they hardly have time t doing the right things. A young child is a noise with dirt on it. People want the front of the bus. Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children. "What's with the books?" The chimp replies. People do not care how much you know.. People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do. but the presence of God. live long enough to be a problem to your children. of Species". There is much chaos in this world because thin people are being used. I laugh because they're all the same.. Curious. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) People forget how fast you did a job.. People do not quit playing because they grow old.. People forget what you said. People love flowers but they hate the rain. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. People may not always believe what you say.. People are like tea bags . People in power need the power of prayer. People travel to wonder at the height of mountains. and they pass by themselves without wondering. looking first at one and then at the other. and the back of the church. (Joyce Meyer) Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue. (Stephen R. They grow old because they quit playing. till they know how much you care! (Brett Watson) People do not plan to fail. or my keeper's brother. when they're winning. (Andrew Edgerton) Passion: there are many things in life that will catch your eye.PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. Covey) People are funny.pursue t Patience accomplishes its object.. but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle. like how much patience you have. is because its got to rain. middle of the road. Avenge yourself. a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with a hand. Upon closer examination. They want the front of the bus. People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic. If you have trouble getting your children's attention.. A child will not spill on a dirty floor. for they are the first to discover your mistakes. back of the church and centre of attention.You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are! People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges (J. Newton) People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. . he asks the chimp. The things that bring joy come from that which brings pain. People never say. but then they spend the next 17 year down and shut up. at the long courses of rive compass of the ocean. People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good thing People say walking on water is a miracle. People forget what you did. But people never forget how you made them feel. People laugh because I'm different. at the huge waves of the sea. but they will believe what you do. while hurry speeds to its ruin. "I'm trying to decide whe keeper. So this should leave a stain on your brain. they just fail to plan. (Steve Dow) People and their managers are working so hard to be sure things are done right. You can learn many things from children. Persian poet) Patience is how you act while you're waiting. Passing by the primate area one day. but only a few will catch your heart. the reason why you have fields of grain. (Thich N People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.but they remember how well you did it. when in most cases they are simply inefficient. he identifies the books: the Bible." Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before. (Antisthenes) Peace is not the absence of trouble. "It's only a game". just sit down and look comfortable. Pay attention to your enemies. F. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. at the circular motion of the stars. (Saadi.
but prosperity often does. (St. use words. Personal ad from newspaper: Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan. once they got what they wanted. (Rowan Swan) Power works best in the hands of those who don't want it. it comes from with the soul. Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. (Gloria Copeland) Prayer is the key to Heaven. but try by the inch. Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime. If your absence doesn't make any difference. Gouthey) Perseverance is not a long race. Philosophy can not be attained from text on a page.. People would enjoy life more if. should be kicked by the foot ! People will believe most anything that is whispered to another. Veterinarian: That's perfectly normal. (Mosie Lister) Praying is hard. Hope some day. Promises are like babies. if necessary. faith causes prayer to work." Promises are meant to be kept. it doesn't take much to improve your lot. living without it is harder. People with true character show it when nobody else is present. (Henry J. People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were. Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience. Poverty never spoils a good man. Perhaps the dominant force in the average life is possessions.. asking a shadow to dance. Praise your children openly. You'll be old and weak someday. they could remember how much they want People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do. To be your Mrs. Professor to noisey students: "Every time I open my mouth some fool speaks. P.. say I don't. it is many short races one after another.People who have heard me sing. (Mark Twain) People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made. Poetry is an echo. Poverty within is as dangerous as poverty without. Poverty is a condition with but one advantage. reprove them secretly. too! Plenty of love. he's a boxer. Life becomes a scramble for gain instead of a m are so busy making a living that we forget to make a life. Mostly easy to make bit hard to deliver. Kaiser) Professionals built the Titanic. for they are like precious pearls in an ocean. Cecil) Pray as if everything depended on GOD. . (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Pride is something we have. Presence is more than just being there. Francis of Assisi) Precious is the parrot who is trained by a clean tongue. amateurs built the ark. People who value their privileges above their principles. (A. Tons of kisses. People who want by the yard. (Russ Kolibas) Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark! Please do not complain about the coffee. Preach the Gospel at all times . your presence won't eit Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.. their value is high and quality g once they are made they can never be broken. soon lose both. but faith unlocks the door. Act as if everything depended on yourself! Prayer does not cause faith to work. (W. Vanity is something others have. (Carl Sandburg) Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites) Positive anything is better than negative nothing.... Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself. Write POB 74 Pet owner: Every time a bell rings my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.. see it my way. Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one.. You are a human being. (Frank Frye) Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake. in utensils you don't the dog won't eat.not for getting caught. Raise your voice and your dignity is lowered. Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls. Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't Rules without relationship equals rebellion. Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions. You may never get to it. Remember that failure is an event . Quieting the chattering mind promotes directed action. Recipe. your relatives had no choice in the matter either. please be sure to lower your head and watch your s so. Reach for the moon. (General Taylor) Remember... Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules. It will cos not of God in us. Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime. Relationships can be boring . (Thomas Paine Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.. but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.. try being the right person. (Oswald Chambers) Save time . If you get to it. (Cindy Clabough) Respect cannot be learned. And don't do it. Remember.it can only be earned.. you may fall on a star. (Melchor F. Quoting one is plagiarism." Put your creed in your deed. Cichon) Rather than trying to find the right person. a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy. I think I've forgotten this before. don't put it off.. You are not a human doing.not people! Remember boys. if you don't respect others viewpoints. Quoting many is research. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle. Again. flies spread disease so keep yours closed. Remember. and it seems like a minute. Sanctification means being made one with Jesus so that the disposition that ruled Him will rule us. character is what God and angels know of us. worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do. than salt water has on thirst. Thank you. and it seems like an hour. To do it.. please lower your voice and watch your language. purchased or acquired. chances are they won't acknowledge yours. (Marvin the Martian) Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing. smart learn...not a person.. If you miss. Go ahead and do it. Reputation is what men and women think of us. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute. Quality rather than quantity determines your success. Repentance is never something to be ashamed of. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour. Repentance is sorrow for the deed... Rich earn. . Respect is mutual.
You aren't good enough to stay out. never true. she keeps the house. I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. mean what you say. and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do bi Show me a man with both feet on the ground.Saying remain meaningless until they are embodied in actions.000 flies can't be wrong) Silence is frequently misinterpreted." Shoot for the moon. Education without character. Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten. Sign on a church bulletin board: Planning to go to Heaven? Get your flight training here. Seven sins of life: Politics without principle. . Silence is golden.. Science without humanity. Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted! Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. . I see thousands of stars. Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50.Pray Globally Seven days without prayer makes one weak. or is a silent teacher a golden example? Silence is golden but shouting is fun.. Pleasure without conscience. but it is never miss quoted. (Margaret Banning) Serve Locally . (Kahlil Gibran) Say what you mean. Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will. Science without religion is lame. Seen it all. and example is the best teacher. Share love and it grows. look up. Holmes?" "To me. Even if you miss you will land among the stars. Share your smile with everyone. What does it mean to you. share sorrow and it lessens." And what does that mean to you?" "Well. She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced. Worship without sacrifice. What do you see? "Well. it means someone has stolen our tent." Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this. Commerce without morality. but don't say it mean. (Mahatma Gandhi) Sex is like nose picking. Pay less. but it's disgusting watching someone else Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does. Seen on a T shirt in Australia: "My wife says that I don't listen (and then in smaller print below) At least I think that's what she said. can't remember most of it. religion without science is blind. Sign at animal shelter. Holmes said. "Watson. Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things. Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself. (Albert Einstein) Second place is the first loser. Sentences that begin with "all women" are never. so is a silent example a golden teacher. (Charles de Gaulle) Silence is wise if we are foolish. my wife fell off. done it all. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. (Les Brown) Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day.. Wealth without work. Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.. and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants. but save your kiss for only one. but foolish if we are wise.
(Saint Augustine of Hippo) Sing like you know the words. others have no contents. throw not away an hour. and whe Some people change when they see the light. but sometimes it is letting go. but those who leave foot prints are true friends. (Euripides 480-406 B. and some are otherwise. while aiming at what's far." (Charlie Brown) . (A. Since thou art not sure of a minute. one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them. some sour. Some people think holding on makes them strong. I enjoy it. Sin wouldn't be so attractive. Some open minds should be closed for repairs. Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour. Some succeed because they are destined to. and I ask. it's glorious even to fail. and thinking of yourself. Others give thanks because the thorns have roses. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute. Most have the wisdom of youth. by the accidents of time.. sometimes its letting go. while some others only gargle. Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments. Others whenever they go. Some people are wise. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.C. Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair. it seems like a minute.. others are sweet. when they're matched.Since I have smashed my denominational glasses. But most succeed because they are determined to. if the wages were paid immediately. Some persons don't know the difference between thinking for yourself. Einstein) Skier. Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission. So many people will walk in and out of your life. Some people are bitter. I have a better vision of who Christ is. dance like no one's watching. others when they feel the heat. Some people grumble because roses have thorns. Some people are about as helpful as a porcupine in a balloon factory. but just look what they can do when they stick together. "This is going to take more than one night. it makes others wonder what you're thinking. Sometimes I lie awake at night.. all mixed up and permanently set. (Melchor F. (Mark Twain) Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched. Some books have table of contents. "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me. (Lou Holtz) Some people just don't take advice. and the energy o Some minds are like concrete. Some goals are so worthy. (Carlton Pearson) Sometimes I know that there is intelligent life on other planets because they haven't tried to contact us. (Caroline Schoeder) Some people complain because the roses have thorns. "Snowflakes are one of natures most fragile things. you are to pay special regard to those who. Smile. Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Be thankful instead that thorns have roses. (Benjamin Franklin) Since you cannot do good to all. Cichon) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Slight not what's near. Sometimes God doesn't tell us His plan because we wouldn't believe it anyway. Some have the wisdom of old age and the energy of youth. I do it three or four times a day. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were imposs Some of us think holding on makes us strong.. Some people grin and bear it. or plac are brought into closer connection with you. Some people take too much of vitamin "I". (Donna Early) Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.) Smile! It increases your face value. Others smile and change it.. and love like it's never going to hurt. Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. it seems like relativity. they have to hit their own head off the wall to believe it will hurt!! Some people reach the top of the ladder of success only to find it is leaning against the wrong wall. Who you hang out with depends on your taste.
You have got to set your self on fire for it. Success is not forever. striving for perfection is demoralising. Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. (Chinese proverb) Sometimes providences. Stride and strut goeth before a fall.the more success. Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed. (Harriet Braiker) Strong expressions create deep impressions. you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. lower your voice. Strip us of our skin and we are all the same within. not can't s. what is revealed is suggestive. (Coach Don Scula) Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. Soul-winning and missions is the life blood of the church.. Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous. like Hebrew letters. (St. It's becoming the right person. but what is concealed is vital.especially if it's between your ears! Speak softly. and failure is not fatal. (Bob Faravoni) Sometimes we all have days where we are 386's in a P4 world. But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweat depends entire perceives them. the more relatives. (Winston Churchill) Success: its an never ending improvement in what you do. but words can shatter my soul. If you really want to be heard. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child. worry looks around." Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! Suburbia is where the bulldozers have knocked down all the trees and the planners rename the roads after th Success always occurs in private... firm push. tried and true goeth before a raise. Surely it's no coincidence that the word "listen" is an anagram of the word "silent". then the possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.. Kennedy) Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. faith looks up. (Joann Thomas) Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. and failure in full view.. Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down. (Anon) Success is relative . is to be brain-weak. y keep it interesting. Sorrow looks back. Sometimes life can be as bitter as dragon tears. Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. Sticks and stones can break my bones.Sometimes it costs more to do nothing than to do something. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet..long enough to cover the subject. Other times I let her sleep. (John F. Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile. Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Space is a dangerous place. Success hinges on a passion for excellence. (John Flavel) Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good. Sterilise: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on i 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Success comes in cans. must be read backward. (Skip Ernst) Student: "How long do you want this report to be?" Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress . Striving for excellence motivates you. . Sometimes to be headstrong. remember it's true.. (Marg Start by doing the necessary. So when your lonely. (Terri Levine) Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speach you'll ever regret. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. (Lawrence J Peter) Spotted on a desk: Of course I don't look busy . I did it right the first time. Success of today resulted from the failure of yesterday. And finds it in your presence that life is worth while. Sometimes it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. Francis of Ass Statistics is like a Bikini.
or of discussion. (Joseph Joubert) The answer to having a better life is not about getting a better life. Take time to deliberate. Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike. Television ruins more minds than drugs. they have a tale to tell. B . it possesses you.Behold the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the world C ." Teacher: "It depends on what?" Billy: "It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. we've eaten very well.. While others may go hungry." Tears are the baptism of the soul.." Television is bubble gum for the eyes. God's been very good to us..' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. (Yogi Berra) That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility. Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%. Involve me.showing him is worth 96%.. but the tree always remembers.. (Andrew Jackson) Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it. "I'll help. you will be wise. (Louis Dega) Thank God for dirty dishes. Teachers open the door. Sweat will get you results. (chinese proverb) Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. but from dragging me everywhere they go. baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way. (Sydney J Harris) Talent hits the target which no one else can hit. With home. Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.I will forget. (Glenn Kittler) The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile! Tell me. Show me. The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. barbers give it away free with haircuts. (Chinese proverb) Teacher to a third grade student: "Billy. ( The aim of argument. Teenager with nose rings. "I'm sorry. Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself. Take risks: if you win. stop thinking and go for it. You may as well be fif the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television. but you must enter by yourself. The good news is you're the pilot. That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember. it's just about changing how we see the o (Angel Kyodo Williams) The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without. but when the time for action arrives. The axe soon forgets. A . Talk is cheap.All have sinned. nobody goes there anymore.Sweet is the remembrance of troubles when you are in safety. should not be victory. you don't possess.. (Michael Althsuler) The balding middle-aged man asked his barber. and eternal life. if you lose.Come to Christ for peace. there's a 90% probability you The ABC of salvation. . By the stack of evidence. health & happiness. That place is so crowded." Compassion sees and says. you will be happy. Tears will get you sympathy. if both of your parents were born in 1967. pardon. but progress.I will understand. Last Week." act is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. (Shona saying) The bad news is time flies. (Frank Lloyd Wright) Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. how old are they now?" Billy: "It depends. That which you cannot give away. genius hits the target which no one else can see. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right. (Euripides) Sympathy sees and says..I might remember. I shouldn't want to fuss.
(Guatemalan Proverb) The definition of a recession is when your neighbor loses his job. The church is looking for better methods. The deepest waters make the least noise. (Rabindranath Tagore) The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness.. At the head of the table was a larg nun made a note. The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor. and the man agreed. The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathwa The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis. and self-restra from meddling with them while they do it. (Art Buchwald) The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago. and also to love our enemies. God is looking for better men. . the next best time is right now! The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness.. He began. The Bible tells us to love our neighbours. let us thank God. and has time enough. One of the "Take all you want. "There is no clergyman present. Persian poet) The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep. The contented person is never poor.there's so little of it."Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair. The best way to have the last word is to apologize. (Theodore Roosevelt) The best revenge is a vow to never be like the one who hurt you. "Take only one. The best things in life aren't things. He asked the main speaker if he would oblige. and the poor who have the magn (Saadi. (Gabe Suico) The collapse of character begins with compromise. while removing them greatly decrease The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable. The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done. The discontented is never rich. The beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety. The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it." The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits." Moving through the line. "said the barber. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given The best of battles are won on our knees. (Bob Kerry) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. The butterfly counts not months but moments. God is watching the apples. God is watching. What you're paying for is my searching for The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to unable to attend. nobody listens. The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit. "actually I make little charge for cutting it. probably generally they are the same Chesterton) The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby. The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. and it is the best. The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith." "Well. One of them means "opportunity". and then everyone disagrees lungs. was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak. The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation. to the other end of the table. The cold absolute truth is much more preferred than a kind and uncertain lie." The Chinese word for "crisis" contains two characters.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.. (Einstein) The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.A depression is when you loose yours. is the price of their toys. like the thirst of riches. You closed your eyes and. .' 'Everybody does it. because he has no table! The early bird gets the worm. The first duty of love is to listen. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. (Oswald Chambers) The desire of knowledge. loved for ourselves. The definition of virtue: Insufficient temptation. (US President Truman) The definition of luck is when opportunity meets preparation. The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. but the second mouse gets the cheese. The difference between men and boys .. The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself....'" (Sherman A. Nagel) The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week... The desire of lust is to get. (Hadia Bejar) The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.. The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss. (Winston Churchill) The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it. The doctor is not able to operate the notable. I closed my eyes. (Evan Esar) The glass is not half-empty. The funny thing about common sense.. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this wo telling those you loved that you love them. The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?" The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed. (Tillich) The first time we kissed. We missed! The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches. "The devil has four chief servants: 'There's no danger. but to reveal to him his own. (Leo Buscaglia) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. (Benj The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. (Native American proverb) The farther backwards you can look.. loved in spit . (George Bernard Shaw) The degree of panic is the degree of the lack of personal spiritual experience with God. increases ever with the acquisition of it. The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. The eyes of men speak words the tongue cannot pronounce. (Eleanor Roosevelt) The gap between advice and help is very wide.. or rather. it ain't all that common. (Laurence Sterne) The desire of love is to give. the farther forward you are likely to see. it’s just twice as big as it needs to be. The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power..' and 'By and by. The fellow who has no money is poor.' 'Only this once. The easiest thing to be in the world is you. the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still. The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time.. Don't let them put you in that position.
The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it like that before". The law is a rule to the fool. Scolavino) The heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight. Richardson) The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. the sane create cages. (William F. She called on him and said." she asked. (Kappa Mak The Iron Rule: Don't do for others what. The insane create worlds. they wouldn't do for themselves. The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now! The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. The lesson is what you read in the fine print. (Walter Bagehut) The greatest strength a champion can hold is humility. the better the date. The great lie of the news media: "I am the public". the insane live in them. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The heart has reasons which reason does not understand. (Edward Phelps) The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause. (Pastor Clay Peck) The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic! The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed. The little boy replied. "What trick is that my dear. Love isn't love till you give it away. The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. Its in how much discouragement it takes to s . (Myriad Sky) The Lord loves a cheerful giver. "I heard daddy t would climb the walls if you came to visit us again. A saint is not a man without faults. while their companions slept. T.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot. but consecration. Monson) The higher we soar. The heart that loves is always young. (Holmes) The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died. They just make the best of everything that comes along their way. given the chance.and the main thing is Christ.. He also accepts from a grouch. as in what direction we are moving. (W. HBO and the Cartoon Network. "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe da The grandmother was curious. "Johnn and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied: "CBS. (John Hoh) The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. while the mark of the mature man i humbly for one. The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. but a man who ha without reserve to God. translated in English as "It is finished" were the sa of sale and meant "paid in full." The longer you wait. the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. NBC. The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems. (Geo The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. (Robert Bloch The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. but that he cannot believe anyone else. The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the l The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing . (Thomas S. The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand. but an event to be experienced.." The meaning of life is not a question to be answered. (Wilhelm Steckel) The mark of a saint is not perfection. The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. The experience is what you get when you don't. but the number of people he serves. but a guide to the wise. the sane live in them. (Vince Lombardi) The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. (Greek proverb) The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions. were toiling upward in the night. The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has. But they.
Martin Luther King. it's no good unless it's open! The mind of a poet begins with an H and ends with a T. The only new thing in this world. but then discovered he didn't have any money w invite you to hear me preach in return. they automatically be The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices. listening with an EAR in between. The optimist says. The noblest revenge is to forgive. The old rule of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. The only place you can lose it is in your head. Everything else is just optional. (Lori Herber) The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store. The older I get. The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children. (Sir. never knows that he' A coffin. "My cup runneth over. The most important thing in the application development is the name. You cannot hate someone you don't care about. The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. the less you bleed in war. (Chinese Proverb) ." suggested the clerk. you have lost. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. (George Schultz) The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Ma Adams) The next time the devil reminds you of your past. remind him of his future. needy and handicapped. the older old is. there are so many to choose from. The nice thing about standards is. Jr) The one who makes it. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. (Se Humphrey) The more I know the more I know I don't know.(Dr. (Egyptian proverb) The opposite of love is not hate. "My cup runneth over. The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is. the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. sick. The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. (Jesse Jackson) The only limitations to God are in our mind. The pessimist fears it is true. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe. The mind is like a parachute. sells it. The one that uses it. but the illusion of knowledge. but apathy. The more you sweat in peace. Winston C The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. An application will not succeed withou recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application. never uses it. elderly. (Thomas Fuller) The obstacle to discovery is not ignorance. The palest ink is better than the strongest memory. The only thing you have to do is breathe. The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant. once I pass across them. "I could come twice. what a m The optimist sees opportunity in every danger. (Jackie Kennedy) The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cen "Perhaps. The only stupid question is the question you don't ask. The one who buys it. The mind can only stand what the butt can endure." he said jokingly to the clerk. (Harry Truman) The only place you can win a football game is on the field. what a blessing. (Jason Benson) The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it. The most beautiful discovery two friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose. All the winners are from Earth. (Da The only routine with me is no routine at all. is the history you did not know. The one thing you can give and still keep is your word. The only way to be free is to limit yourself." The pessimist says. The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him. (Rob Kalnitsky) The only justification for ever looking down on someone is to lift them up.
4) When you look like Santa. into . That's why we call it the present. There are people that watch things happen. Want proof? Make it stop. Anything else is a bonus. In add keep love is to give it wings. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for. . (Bernard Meltzer) The real problem concerning your leisure is how to keep other people from using it. . The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly." "Waiting for what?" "Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer. The quest for beauty is a quest for love. There are 400 hundred words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow". . (Thomas Jefferson) The priest is repairing the church fence. . . but in seeing with new eyes. . pulpit. McClure) The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action. the . . the . (Catherine Marshall) The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one. "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give. There are people that make things happen. . . (Russian proverb) There are 4 Santa Claus stages: 1) When you believe in Santa. . 3) When you are Santa." The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. I'm just waiting. Today is a gift. . There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. my son?" "No. is . the .The past is history. .only people who are hopeless about them. The purpose of prayer is not to get answers. There are 10 types of people in the country. . . . Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch. The price of greatness is responsibility. . . things or anything . sometimes . There are people that wonder what happened. (Alfred C. . . (Winston Churchill) The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. (Marcel Proust) The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time. But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment. ." The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. The person who says he trusts no one should include himself. so he published this item in the church bullet This . Tomorrow's a mystery. . to .not even holiness. The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind. but th adjusts the sails! The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be handed to the people who holler "All pow The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance. The purpose of all prayer is to find God's will and to make that will our prayer. (Nancy Astor) The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. . The real act of discovery is not in finding new lands. the . . and I've got a 10 minut and generosity. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. There are no hopeless situations -. church . then out into a sweat. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. way . Valuable though they are. The Pastor said. effects.we are all the crew. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me. And there are people that don't know anything happened. preacher . . . A boy is standing nearby for a long while. . (Dinah Shore) There are no passengers on spaceship Earth. (Robert Orben) There are four types of people in this world. . . There are 2 fools in every market: one asks too little. . looks . those who understand binary and those who don't. the optimist expects the direction to change. 2) When you don't believe in Santa. The purpose of prayer is to get acquainted with God. . one asks too much.
There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm. "Good Lord. "Good there are those who wake up in the morning and say. Stupidity isn't willing to be cured. There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. I am thinking. There cannot be a crisis today. There are three kinds of people: those who can count. The other is as though everything is a miracle. There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering. and others who just leave a stain. luck. That magnet is unselfishness. There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed.. There are no substitutes for fresh air. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself. or forbid your kids to do it. which can last a life time. There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper a you dearly. There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. There is no future in spending the present worrying about the past. It's called your checkbook. and that of regret. . There are three secrets to success: The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open. There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny. There are three ways to obtain wealth: inheritance. a diamond and to know ones self." The second is "Don't tell everything you know. There are three things extremely hard.. hire someone. There are two types of pain in this life. Love shouldn't be one of them. and the other is doing what you like. There are three dimensions to credit cards. (Ashley Brilliant) There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. and a bill for every pill. warm day which follows two rainy days. thinking of other to live for others. which lasts a short while. and hard work. There are two theories about arguing with women. There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark. And other days I'm not positive. my schedule is already full. that of discipline. The reason why people do not obtain success is because it is disguised as hard work. It's called a "Mo There is never a right way to do the wrong thing. None is guaranteed. his side and the truth. width and debt. when what they really need is them. Ignorance can be cured by learning and reading." There are three sides to any story.there are those who wake up in the morning and say. you can be thankful you are not one McKenzie) There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. and those who can't. and even more difficult. If you can't pay your bills. just friends we've never met. length. steel. it's morning. There are two ways to live your life.There are no strangers in this world. There are three billion women who don't look like super models and ONLY eight who do. One is as though nothing is a miracle. sunshine and exercise. my side. but you have n first two.and most people think they are it. There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! (Morpheous) There is always something to be thankful for. There is a pill for every ill. they will live for you. (Albert Einstein) The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy". Neither one works. (Paramahansa Yogananda) There is an “exception to every rule” . There are two ways to be contented: one is liking what you do. There are only two kinds of people in the world . There are too many mediocre things to deal with." There are some days I practice positive thinking.
but it is not meant for that. we have enough money to pay for our new building program." And the gentleman replied. (native Indian saying) There is no such thing as a 'self-made' person. The same sun that melts butter hardens clay. Mom. (Ralph W. There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. stuff that people emotional level. the smart investigate. The bad news is. "She said. "But it ended came crawling to me on her hands and knees. stuff that will make them scream.. An ex-fortune teller. There is only one thing that feels better than to be loved. There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news a good news is. There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. and many in asleep. The secret of true greatness is simplicity. 'Come out from under that bed. but there is a "ME". tracking mud all over the house. There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. to love! (Derek Prince in 'Caring for widows and o There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true.. Everyone who has eve us. Sockman) There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance. The wrong comes when riches possess people." The richest person in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar they ever earned. (Robert Alden) There is only one real failure in life that is possible. We are made up of thousands of others. writing error messages.There is no future in time travel. (Donald Meyer) The secret of happiness is to admire without desire. but not humor in truth. The road to success is always under construction.1949) The rich invest. nobody's blaming you. or spoken one word of encouragement to us." "What did she say?" asked the friend. howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft. When asked to define "great" he said. described as being short with dark hair. There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice. in his youth. (George Matthew Adams) There is no such thing as government money. I'm glad it's done too!!" "There you go. There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "You're not the only one ma'am. (Albert Einstein) The ship is safer in the harbour. and that is not to be true to the best we know. you cow There was once a young man who. There is no "I" in team. There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say. "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read. (Frederic There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience. The sermon seemed to go on forever. The shortest books: 1) A guide to arab democracies 2) Everything men know about women . ( Billy G There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle. professed his desire to become a great writer. (French proverb) There is no such thing as a hole on your side of the canoe. extended her hand in gree I'm Gladys Dunn. only taxpayer money. to be social. has entered into the make-up of our character and of our th success. unless you insist on saying it. The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands. The husband replied. she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman. After the service. You did all you could. it's still out ther There is truth in humor. cry.neither have your nightma There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us t of us. (Martha Mason 1864 . (William Weld) There is nothing as strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength. but there must never be a time when we fa Wiesel) There was a break at the prison yesterday. Didn't I tell you to wipe your feet before you came in!" "Oh. It's the person w friend. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. broke public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. but where h challenge and controversy. (Benjam The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live. The truth is like ice water. Faith brings the man to God. you gotta put up with the rain. he cannot learn truths which are too complicated. (Mahatma Gandhi) The weakest Christians are those who know that they need to pray . (Lord Chest The wages of sin is death. The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. Von Goeth) The weak can never Forgive." commented father! The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago." The teenage daughter. "All right. if you want the rainbow." "That's easy to explain. The way I see it. Repent before payday.. "Don't you want to go to Heaven?" asked th ma'am." Everybody in the class had a hand raised. all those who want to go to H hands." The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. and yet you alwa to give. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. he forgets truths which The trouble with work is .. My mom wants me to come straight home. The teacher smiled at her Sunday school group and exclaimed. The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.. Dad. The story is told of a farmer who was known for his generous giving. class. it will make you miserable. and whose friends could not understand much and yet remain so prosperous. "I keep shoveling into God's bin. but no one's ever died from it. (Martin Luther) The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.but first. Cathy.C. whereas well-bred people often smile. but never smile. And the way you treat them is what they become. "My Mummy looked back once while she was DRIVING. (Dolly Parton) The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months. . reflecting upon the mud of strands and shores.it's so daily. the more time you'll have to catch up.Taylor) The taste of low quality lingers long after the satisfaction of low price. You give far more than any of the rest of us. (Albert Einstein) The trouble is. . "and she turned into a tel The sun. (Daniel O. The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease." the farmer said. except one boy. The way you see people is the way you treat them. and God keeps shoveling back into bigger shovel. is unpolluted in his beam. Forgiveness is the attribute of the Strong. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. love brings him to men. when li interrupted. (Johann W. (J. The trouble with man is two-fold.." he announced triumphantly.) The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion. by the time you have money to burn. The truth will set you free. but seldom laugh. One day a friend said: "We can't understand it. (Arab proverb) The whole being of any Christian is faith and love.) The vulgar only laugh. . and yet don't pray.sometimes it gets replaced. (Confucius) The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.3) The Amish phonebook The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys! The small print takes away what the big print grants! The sooner you fall behind. it shocks you when it hits you." "Then I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car. One Friday night she returned home next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frown At 11:30 AM Cathy sleepily walked into the kitchen to face the question "What time did you get in last night?" "Not too late. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. (Martin Luther King Jr. had just been given family car privileges. the fire has gone out.
(Garrison Keillor) They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. of which those who never travel read only one page. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start. The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent. or sin will keep you from the word of God. The ones who learn by observation. Habits lead to character.. but the will to prepare is vital. but the old man knows the exceptions.the takers may eat better.. it was lent to us by our children! The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance. Some willing to work. The woods are always empty if you're a poor hunter. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. (Mary Howitt) They have all sorts of new services today. (Robert Frost) The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in different cells.. Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves. anyone can start from now and make a brand new e Thoughts lead to acts. the rest willing to let them. Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most... Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest. (Golda Meir) Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway. The world was not given to us by our parents. and the life of the candle will not be shortened. (Sean O'Casey) The world is composed of givers and takers. Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness. . The will to win is important. The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the perso The world may be your oyster.The willow knows what the storm does not. which is probably the reason so few engage in it. The young man knows the rules... But she is more often left. They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a flower. but the givers sleep better. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy fee disease. Three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. those who know don't talk. The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right. You call a num answers. H decreases by being shared.. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to mis days. The world is full of willing people. I don't wanna know 'em! The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings. (Darrel Hunsbedt) Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Those who race through life finish first. Those with the best advice usually offer no advice. Those who have accepted Christ in their life don't need to ask for more of Christ. (Henry Ford) Think like a man of action. Those who talk don't know.. The world is a great big book. Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart. act like a man of thought. The word of God will keep you from sin. And our character will determine our eternal destiny. Those who want to learn listen. those who know it all interrupt. the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it. The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists. (Goethe) Thinking is the hardest work there is. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim. Acts lead to habits. Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. they need to let Christ have Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance. but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl. Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle. don't know how to laugh either. (Augustine) The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
all of which have the potential to turn a life around. to love and lose. To be or not to be.. To melt a cold attitude. To realize the value of ONE HOUR Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet or . To accomplish something. unfortunately it kills all its students! Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once. .. and it is wrong! To find out a girl's faults. and the other half don't know. look no further than the nearest mirror. (Marcus Tullius Cicero) To hate a person is a waste. apply nice. and word Time is the best teacher. To every complex problem there is an easy answer. I think its a trick question. To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To be content with little is hard. experience without danger. (Marie Ebner-Eschenbach) To belittle is to be little. To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.P. To love is to risk getting hurt. ( To love for the sake of being loved is human. To get profit without risk. and to sing it to them when they have forgotten.. To live your life to the fullest. To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE DAY Ask a daily wage labourer who has ten kids to feed. (Sholem Asch) To err is human. To cool a hot attitude. or invest! Time is relative. a listening ear. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the train. To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart. you've got to be a master of economics. (Prophet Mohammed) To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed his final exam. waste. one has to open the book of her past.. our friends make it worth while. to be content with much is impossible. Do be do be do -.to forget calls upon our strength. half the people you hate don't care. To realize the value of ONE SECOND Ask a person who has survived an accident. Not to risk loving is the greatest risk of all. (Gary Numan) Time is a great healer. Rizal) To forgive calls upon our love-. praise her to her girlfriends.And the rest of them who have to touch the fire themselves to learn if it's really hot.Marx. (Benjamin Franklin) To find the person you can truly trust. Time is like money: you can either spend. To let a kiss fool you is worse. a smile.. To foretell the destiny of a nation. a kind word. To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND . time's demand is always far (Andy McIntosh) To love and win is the best thing. the heart makes it fast. To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. address warmly. to blame it on someone else is more human. Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium.Sinatra. Too often we underestimate the power of a touch. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond. Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories. and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live (A. Time heals nothing. the first person you have to defeat is yourself. To do two things at once is to do neither.after all. . To light a candle is to cast a shadow. the next best. and honest complime act of caring. but it's also a lousy beautician.. Jose P. it merely re-arranges our memory. (Buscaglia) To overcome evil with good is good. to resist evil by evil is evil. (Dr. To do is to be -. Gouthey) To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. The mind makes it slow. to love for the sake of loving is angelic.
hit the ball. Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two sodas. but to one person you may be the world. True love can not be found where it does not truly exist. looked at each other. and then swapped their sandwiches. knowing they wil care. (Carl S. True happiness may be sought. The two men stopped. Triumph is "umph" added to try. special enough to have your time. Treat your friends as you do your pictures. Somerset Maugham) Traveler there is no trail you blaze the trail as you travel. Trust but verify. T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. and sometimes you get robbed. "Now I'll take MY practice swing. The other man said. To truly hear you must quiet the mind. often becomes its undoing. (chinese proverb) Tradition is a guide not a jailer. you will meet some and help make some. True love is not based on what you have. To the world you may be just one person. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. The 8-year-old asked: "How did Adam and Eve die?" And the 4-year-old said: "They ate bad fruit. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you Share it with someone special . or caught -. but because you Treat people as if they were what they should be. Spend it wisely or not at all. The first man stepped up to the tee.. To reform a man. even those who are rude to you. . (Xochitl Garza) Treat anger like gold. True power is when what you say is only the tip of the iceberg of what you really know. you lend it." Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and . To think too long about doing a thing. you spend it. Two men looked out of prison bars. To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ones destination. Trouble is a part of your life. you save it. the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. (Doug Gwyn) Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it cannot be changed. scattered everywhere True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. (Shana Alexander) Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. place them in their best light. It is like saying a musician needs more than same piece of music. not because they are nice. True friendship is like sound health.. (old Moslem proverb) Trust is like money. . and if you don't share it. and you help them become what they are capable of beco Treat people like angels. . (Russian proverb) Trust enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of your partner’s hand. took sandwiches out of the eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in complained. you must begin with his grandmother. Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve. (W. Truth is not determined by majority vote." Two friends were beginning a game of golf. Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. you don't give the person who loves you a chance to lo Shore) True friends are like diamonds. Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times. The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. but tie your camel. to steal from many is research. and scored a hole-in-one. Avery) Trust in God. . . (Victor Hugo) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. False friends are like autumn leaves. thought. . To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. .but never bought. precious and rare. nor can it be hidden where it does. (Grandfather) Treat everyone with politeness. (Mike Murdock) Truth needs no flower of speech.and so do my credit cards! Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone with God. but it is based on who you really are.Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. One saw mud and the other saw stars. and then we'll start the game.
I should never have flight school. When I die. and you answer. remember the airplane takes off against the wind. I've often heard it said. she worried about her seven-year-old daughte walking the three blocks from school to home. author and Holocaust survivor) When a woman is speaking to you. I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left. When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 When asking a question of someone your not sure of. When I pray.. I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. it doesn't take much to convince them. wrongs don't make a right. tell the truth.people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. they want the strength of an eagle. he was surprised to find only five people in the congregation. he is required to make a statement of the pilot summed up his mishap thus: "I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. people look. When in doubt.. the youngster repli to it. and when I don't pray. things are sure in life: There is a God. When God sends us on hard paths. When I was a boy of fourteen. You sit sti engineer. Seeing her mother." The vicar replied "No. Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. mumble. explaining happily. listen to what she says with her eyes. then look. it's because they adore being with you. Deciding to meet her. they don't. wrongs don't make a right. then. they expect the pastor to live on When a friend asked his six-year-old brother why babies are spanked when they are born. and the night hours of an owl. if they lik listen. it's because they adore your bed." (Erma Bombeck) When I walk backwards. When God closes a door He opens a window. When a woman gets up. "All the way taking my picture!" When an old man dies. Don't tell people everything you know. (Corrie Ten Boom. When God takes measure of a man. which way do you respond: "He's too big to hit" or like David. When I'm right no-one remembers. He always measures 'round the heart. Two Two Two Two Two Two . coincidences happen. Linco When everything seems to be going against you. (Maori proverb) When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes. But never 'round the head. there will be no one there. . he provides strong shoes. people shorten a road. when I'm wrong no-one forgets. but Heaven help the person who did!" When a church seeks a pastor. (William Temple) When I stand before God at the end of my life. (Mark Twain) When in doubt. And when they catch that bird. only ask if you know half the answer. I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. the little girl ran to her. it feels like I'm helping everyone else move forward faster. the grace of a swan. "He's to big to miss"? When dogs leap onto your bed. (Victor Hugo) When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem. the mother saw her walking nonchalant smile whenever lightning flashed. (Irish Proverb) rules to success in life: 1. and you are not him. the gentleness of a d of a sparrow. When God allows a burden to be put upon you. everything You gave me. not with When fear knocks at the door. (African proverb) When a person wants to believe something. but three rights make a left. (Mark Twain) When I was a child I could remember anything. He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it. When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark. but two Wrights made an airplane. "Did you tell the people I was coming?. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. people listen. (Pauline Frederick) When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon. When cats leap onto your bed. you don't throw away the ticket and jump off.. I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. . (Alisha Everett) Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident. Bu twenty-one." Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery. (Doug Belknap & Chad Goodwin) When a man gets up to speak. my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. (A. a library burns down.
When they say Doctors are practicing. it is worse than the foot. mix well. (Mark Twain) When love and skill work together. (John Ruskin) When my grandson asked me how old I was. When someone says." "Look in your underwear. When the tide of life turns against you. they are never talking about themselves. and let it bake someplace hot. "I'm not sure. they change the questions. "I'm surprised at you. When the congregation falls asleep it is time for the minister to wake up. "When we get home. And you can never tell hoe close you are.it's always a negative one. "I remember. When speaking to your children: say what you mean. When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are. When one door of happiness closes. . "do you want my opinion"?. but don't you quit. But poor m dad. The silver tint on the clouds of doubt. another opens: but often we look so long at the closed door that we do n has been opened for us." I lectured my three young sons in the backseat of the car. Success is failure turned inside out. and I want it to look tidy. When satan reminds you of your past. remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Don't waste time on what might have been. The result is something sweet. they aren't kidding. mean what you say. I teasingly replied. Grand "Mine says I'm four. pray. they found they were only stuffed with atoms. just lie on your back and float. When seeking a companion." When no one is watching. When the devil starts messing. something dry. "I have my own room." When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother. something we leaven. It may be near when it seems afar. stick to the fight when your hardest hit It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit. become the type of person you would like to attract! When signing a contract." My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence. When the bosses talk about improving productivity.W. (Helen Keller) When placed in God's hands. (Ethiopian proverb) When tempted to fight fire with fire. and Jamie has her own room. He's never been to our house before. When there's nothing on TV. Mike has his own room. When the funds are low and the debts are high. and the current upsets your boat.. And you want to smile but you have to sigh. (West African Proverb) When there's a will. (R." he said. be silent. remind him of his future. But when they broke open them stuffed with explosions. He and headed for the nearest sink. When they broke open molecules. I turned to Mom and said. it helps to remember "the big-type gives. When the going still gets tough. they can tie up a lion. most people will watch it anyway. he discovered a water pistol. Schambach) When the going gets tough. expect a masterpiece. life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter. live as if someone is. . When the Jones family moved into their new house. So. When things go wrong as they sometimes will. Don't y used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied . ." (Tim Earl When someone is having a bad day. When the road your trudging seems all uphill. sit close by and nuzzle them gently. When spider webs unite. "I want you all to clean your Ed is coming over. the tough get going. I tell them: "I think all of the meat around a pig's ass is pork. there's a way. there isn't. but don't be mean when you say it.when there's a won't. a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he like "It's terrific. When someone asks me what I think. "But isn't that kind of like lying?" When we learn all the answers. I was not so pleased." When the mouth stumbles. and the small-type takes away". the tough. When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must. God starts blessing.Whether it happened or not.
"Maybe we shouldn't water it so much. you wish you were at school. remember this . When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. (Henry Ford) Which dreams indeed are ambition. tell her so. dip its point in honey. Where there are compassion and concern. Where there are prayer and forgiveness. Where there are friends." . and they say no and then start explaining why. (Jim Elliot) Where God guides. He replied. When your Mom is mad at your dad. Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. you are right." When you can't trace God's hand.you haven't. (Chinese proverb) When you put somebody down. When you reach the end of light in your life and you find yourself standing before a dark abyss. When you live in the past. Hamlet) Which Eternity do you prefer? Smoking or Non-Smoking. you cried and the world rejoiced. When you ask someone to go somewhere with you. (Old Indian Saying) Where there are love and generosity. Where there are sincerity and sacrifice. don't lose the lesson. but not our hearts. it costs you the present. there is God. there is peace. When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling. When your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall. Where there are harmony and simplicity. When your heart speaks. (Henry J. home that our feet may leave. Where there are moderation and patience. When you lose. don't interrupt. Where there are conflicts and crises. You could soar high otherwise. (Larry Reed) Wherever you are . (William Arthur Wa When written in Chinese. Kaiser) When you shoot an arrow of truth. you wish you where old enough to work. there is friendship. When you don't know what to do. the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. faith is know the next step there will be something solid to walk on or you will be taught to fly. While men talk of killing time. there is wealth. "J don't tell me how the watch works.be all there. don't let her brush your hair. When you are arguing with an idiot. there is beauty. walk fast and look worried. When you are at school. trust His heart. (An old Arab proverb) When you were born. Where there are wonder and adventure. make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. Where there are adoration and confession. When you forgive it takes you from the place of the victim to that of a victor. there is spring. you have to be down there to hold him down. While shampooing our son. slowly time kills men. you say. (Grandfather) When you are trying to convince yourself something is right. Where there are faith and hope. 4. there is growth. When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress. (Thomas Edison) When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend. there is opportunity. Whether you think you can or think you can't.When we seek to discover the best in others. for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream Shakespeare. (Titus Maccius Plautus 250-184 BC) Where we love is home. When you are old enough to work. When your work speaks for itself. there is wisdom. He provides. But if you give and expect a return it's an investme When you have exhausted all possibilities. I noted his hair was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. it is usually wrong. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the rejoice. When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target. there is joy. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking? Where you're going is more important than where you stand. there is worship. One represents danger. take good notes. and the oth opportunity. we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.
While we try to teach our children all about life. With harmony in the home there will be order in the nation. . With righteousness in the heart there will be beauty in the character. With order in the nation there will be peace in the world. With beauty in the character there will be harmony in the home. our children teach us what life is all about.
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