A Complaint At the Sperm Bank

By Elton Camp Zelda never found a man good enough for her That her biological clock was ticking did occur She decided that getting married was old hat And found a way to get around all of that Zelda went down to the local sperm bank to buy A certain set of traits in the man, she did specify A baby was born after she had been impregnated But the child’s appearance she so intensely hated The doctor in charge began to angrily protest “To supply what you requested, we did our best.”