JYOTISHI - "EK SUNDARI BAR-BAR TUMHARE MARG ME AYEGI PAR AP USASE SAVDHAN RAHIYEGA.

" MOTOR DRIVER- "MUJE SAVADHAN HONE KI KYA AVASHYAKATA HAI, SAVADHAN TO USE RAHANA CHAHIYE." ***************************************************** EK LADKA AUR EK LADAKI KI CYCLE TAKRA JATI HAI. GUSSE ME LADKA PUCHHTA HAI - "WRONG SIDE KYO CHAL RAHI THI." LADAKI (SUNKAR)- "KYA YAH TUMHARE BAP KI SADAK HAI?' LADAKA- "MERE BAP KI TO NAHI HAI. YAH TO APAKE BAP KI HAI. PARANTU MUJE TO DAHEJ ME MILI HAI." ***************************************************** CYCLE PAR SAVAR EK VYAKIT AGE JANE WALE CYCLE SAVAR KO – "MAI KITANI DER SE DEKH RAHA HU KI TUMHARA BACHCHA ROTA HUA JA RAHA HAI, PARANTU TUM USE CHUP KYO NAHI KARATE?" AGE JANE WALA SAVAR - "ASAL ME MERI CYCLE ME GHANTI NAHI HAI." ***************************************************** SHIKSHAK, DIPU SE -"VITAMIN "C" KIS VASTU ME SABASE ADHIK HOTA HAI?" DIPU- "JI, HARI HARI MIRCH ME." SHIKSHAK- "SHABASH, TUMANE KAISE PATA LAGAYA?" DIPU- "JI, HARI MIRCH KHATE HI MUNH SE SI-SI KI AWAJE JO NIKALATI HAI." ***************************************************** JYADA BOLANE WALI BIVI KO EK DIN PATIDEV NE KAHA"YADI TUM PANCH MINUTE BHI CHUP BAITH JAO AUR BATACHIT NA KARO TO MAI TUMHE PANCH RUPAYE DUNGA." PATNI- "THIK HAI." PATNI KUCHH DER CHUP BAITHI. TABHI MUSHKIL SE DO MINUTE HI HUE HONGE KI BOL PADI- "JARA GHADI ME DEKHNA PANCH MINUTE NAHI HUE KYA?" ***************************************************** YUVAK (BUDHE KO CHHEDATE HUE)- "BHAI KYA BAT HAI? MAI BAHUT CHHOTA HOTE HUE BHI APAKI AYU KA LAGANE LAGA HU." BUDHA (MUSKURATE HUE) - "ADAMI BIS SAL KI UMRA TAK HI BUDHA HO JATA HAI, PARANTU GADHA SATH SAL TAK JAWAN RAHETA HAI." ***************************************************** "MERE PET ME DARD HO RAHA HAI, KRUPAYA DAVAI DE DIJIE

DONO PIYE HUE THE. "MAA.'APANE TO MERI NASBANDI KA OPERATION KIYA THA.."TUM FIR YAHA AA GAYE. AAP ANDAR TO AIYE KAL HAMARE YAHA BHI EK JAL JAYEGI. APAKE GHAR ME ANDHERA KYO HAI?" MANJALE HAKIM NE UTTAR DIYA. "PRUTHVI SE SURYA TAK KI KITANI DURI HAI?" EK UMMIDAVAR NE UTTAR ME LIKHA." "KYA KAHAKAR CHILLA RAHA HAI?" MA NE PUCHHA..." DAROGA ." DOCTOR. BAKI GHARO ME TO MOMABATTIYA JAL RAHI HAI. HA. SARAKAR.. KAUN LAYA TUMHE?" APARADHI.(BAT BICH ME KATKAR) – "BHAI OPERATION TO MAINE APAKA KIYA HAI APAKE PADOSIYO KA NAHI KIYA." ***************************************************** GHAR ME GHUSATE HI MUNNE NE JOR SE AWAJ LAGAI. GALI ME GARIB ADAMI KAB SE CHILLA RAHA HAI."ISME MERI KYA GALATI?" YUVAK. "WAH KIS ADHAR PAR?' RAMESH NE PUCHHA." DOCTOR." ***************************************************** DAROGA." ***************************************************** MAINE TO SAMAJA THA KI APAKI MRUTYU HO GAI. MUNNA NE BATAYA."KUCHH BATAO BHI TO KYA HO GAYA?" YUVAK. MUJE DO RUPAYE DE DO. ITANA MUJE AVASHY MALUM HAI KI KAFI DUR . "YAH TO MAI THIK-THIK NAHI JANATA KI SURYA PRUTHVI SE KITANI DURRI PAR HAI. "BAT YAH HUI KI KAL APAKA PADOSI APAKI PRASHANSA KAR RAHA THA." ***************************************************** DOCTOR . ICE CREAM MALAIBARAF..."APAKI HI TO GALATI HAI."HA. "JO HAKIM JITANE MARIJ MARTA HAI UTANI MOMABATTIYA JALA LETA HAI." RAMESH KO DEKHAKAR MOHAN NE ASHCHARYA SE KAHA.AUR DAVAI DENE SE PAHALE EK BAT BATA DIJIE. PARANTU MERI PATNI FIR SE GARBHAVATI HO GAI.."FIR PI HOGI?" APARADHI . "KAH RAHA HAI. !" ***************************************************** CLERK GRADE KI PARIKSHA ME EK PRASHN THA.."JI YE DONO SIPAHI. ICE CREAM MALAI BARAF.

" PITA . MUJE 10000 RUPAYE DIJIYE."HO SAKATA HAI SHARAB KI WAJAH SE HO."MAINE JO KHARCH APAKO BATAYA HAI USAME MAINE USAKI AMADANI PAHALE HI SHAMIL KAR LI HAI."PITAJI." ***************************************************** EK SAINIK NE ROTI ME MITTI MILI HONE KI SHIKAYAT KI." ROGI." PITA." ***************************************************** DOCTOR. "TUM YAHA MATRUBHUMI KI SEVA KARANE KE LIYE BHARTI HUE HO YA ROTI KI SHIKAYAT KARANE KE LIYE?" "JI SAR."TUMHE SURESH KE SATH VIVAH KARANE ME AKHIR AITRAJ KYA HAI?" ." ***************************************************** PREMIKA KA PITA."MUJE PURN VISHVAS HAI KI TUM SARALA KO JALDI HI BHUL JAOGE AUR FIR TUMHARA JIVAN CHAIN SE BITEGA."THIK HAI. SUBEDAR NE USE DANTATE HUE KAHA." PREMI.HAI AUR AGAR MERA CHUNAV HO JAYE TO WAH MERE KAM ME KOI BADHA NAHI DAL SAKEGA. TUMHARI BIMARI KA KOI THIK KARAN SAMAJ ME NAHI AA RAHA HAI."SHADI KE BAD TUM KITANI AMADANI ME GUJARA KAR SAKATE HO?" PREMI." ***************************************************** RAKESH. IS TARAH BINA MEHANAT TUMHE TUMHARA LABH MIL GAYA AUR MERE 10000 RUPAYE BHI BACH JAYENGE. MAI ITANI JALDI USE KAISE BHUL SAKATA HU."1500 RUPAYE MAHINA KAFI HOGA. YAH LO 300 RUPAYE AUR TUM APANE VYAPAR KO HUA SAMAJO.(KARODPATI BAP SE). TAB TAK APAKA NASHA UTTAR JAYEGA." SUDHIR. MAI UNKA VYAPAR KARUMGA TO MUJE 300 RUPAYE KA LABH HOGA."BETA."TUMHARA SOCHANA BILKUL GALAT HAI DOST."KOI BAT NAHI." PREMIKA KA PITA . PAR MAI MATRUBHUMI KI SEVA KARANE KE LIYE BHARTI HUA HU NA KI USE KHANE KE LIYE. MAINE USE ANEK UPAHAR DIYE THE UNAKI KIMAT MUJE KAFI APATE TAK KISTO ME CHUKANI PADEGI. ***************************************************** LADAKA. ISKE ALAVA MERI LADAKI BHI 1500 RUPAYE MAHINA KAMATI HAI. MAI GHANTE-DO GHANTE GHUMKAR ATA HU.

" PATHAK."JI." PITA.***************************************************** LADAKI ."APASI PHUT SE NUKASAN HI NUKASAN HAI. MAI EK AISE VYAKIT KI TALAS ME HU JO JIVAN KO ACHCHHI TARAH SAMAJATA HO AUR USAKE DUKHO SE VAKIF HO." ***************************************************** ADHAYAPAK ."MAI SAMAJ GAYA. TUM KISI VIDHUR KI TALAS ME HO." ."KYOKI YAHA LIKHA HAI ."TUM MERI RACHANA PADHAKAR BHI NAHI HANSE." ***************************************************** LEKHAK . TABHI TO AYE DIN HAMAME SE KOI NA KOI PITATA RAHATA HAI."AP NAHI SAMAJATE PITAJI." CHHATRA."HANSANA MANA HAI.