JYOTISHI - "EK SUNDARI BAR-BAR TUMHARE MARG ME AYEGI PAR AP USASE SAVDHAN RAHIYEGA.

" MOTOR DRIVER- "MUJE SAVADHAN HONE KI KYA AVASHYAKATA HAI, SAVADHAN TO USE RAHANA CHAHIYE." ***************************************************** EK LADKA AUR EK LADAKI KI CYCLE TAKRA JATI HAI. GUSSE ME LADKA PUCHHTA HAI - "WRONG SIDE KYO CHAL RAHI THI." LADAKI (SUNKAR)- "KYA YAH TUMHARE BAP KI SADAK HAI?' LADAKA- "MERE BAP KI TO NAHI HAI. YAH TO APAKE BAP KI HAI. PARANTU MUJE TO DAHEJ ME MILI HAI." ***************************************************** CYCLE PAR SAVAR EK VYAKIT AGE JANE WALE CYCLE SAVAR KO – "MAI KITANI DER SE DEKH RAHA HU KI TUMHARA BACHCHA ROTA HUA JA RAHA HAI, PARANTU TUM USE CHUP KYO NAHI KARATE?" AGE JANE WALA SAVAR - "ASAL ME MERI CYCLE ME GHANTI NAHI HAI." ***************************************************** SHIKSHAK, DIPU SE -"VITAMIN "C" KIS VASTU ME SABASE ADHIK HOTA HAI?" DIPU- "JI, HARI HARI MIRCH ME." SHIKSHAK- "SHABASH, TUMANE KAISE PATA LAGAYA?" DIPU- "JI, HARI MIRCH KHATE HI MUNH SE SI-SI KI AWAJE JO NIKALATI HAI." ***************************************************** JYADA BOLANE WALI BIVI KO EK DIN PATIDEV NE KAHA"YADI TUM PANCH MINUTE BHI CHUP BAITH JAO AUR BATACHIT NA KARO TO MAI TUMHE PANCH RUPAYE DUNGA." PATNI- "THIK HAI." PATNI KUCHH DER CHUP BAITHI. TABHI MUSHKIL SE DO MINUTE HI HUE HONGE KI BOL PADI- "JARA GHADI ME DEKHNA PANCH MINUTE NAHI HUE KYA?" ***************************************************** YUVAK (BUDHE KO CHHEDATE HUE)- "BHAI KYA BAT HAI? MAI BAHUT CHHOTA HOTE HUE BHI APAKI AYU KA LAGANE LAGA HU." BUDHA (MUSKURATE HUE) - "ADAMI BIS SAL KI UMRA TAK HI BUDHA HO JATA HAI, PARANTU GADHA SATH SAL TAK JAWAN RAHETA HAI." ***************************************************** "MERE PET ME DARD HO RAHA HAI, KRUPAYA DAVAI DE DIJIE

" RAMESH KO DEKHAKAR MOHAN NE ASHCHARYA SE KAHA. "PRUTHVI SE SURYA TAK KI KITANI DURI HAI?" EK UMMIDAVAR NE UTTAR ME LIKHA." ***************************************************** DOCTOR . GALI ME GARIB ADAMI KAB SE CHILLA RAHA HAI." ***************************************************** MAINE TO SAMAJA THA KI APAKI MRUTYU HO GAI... !" ***************************************************** CLERK GRADE KI PARIKSHA ME EK PRASHN THA."APAKI HI TO GALATI HAI. "JO HAKIM JITANE MARIJ MARTA HAI UTANI MOMABATTIYA JALA LETA HAI."HA.AUR DAVAI DENE SE PAHALE EK BAT BATA DIJIE."TUM FIR YAHA AA GAYE. KAUN LAYA TUMHE?" APARADHI."JI YE DONO SIPAHI. HA."ISME MERI KYA GALATI?" YUVAK. ITANA MUJE AVASHY MALUM HAI KI KAFI DUR . APAKE GHAR ME ANDHERA KYO HAI?" MANJALE HAKIM NE UTTAR DIYA.. SARAKAR. DONO PIYE HUE THE.." DAROGA . ICE CREAM MALAI BARAF...'APANE TO MERI NASBANDI KA OPERATION KIYA THA. BAKI GHARO ME TO MOMABATTIYA JAL RAHI HAI. AAP ANDAR TO AIYE KAL HAMARE YAHA BHI EK JAL JAYEGI." DOCTOR. "BAT YAH HUI KI KAL APAKA PADOSI APAKI PRASHANSA KAR RAHA THA. "KAH RAHA HAI.." "KYA KAHAKAR CHILLA RAHA HAI?" MA NE PUCHHA."FIR PI HOGI?" APARADHI . "WAH KIS ADHAR PAR?' RAMESH NE PUCHHA.(BAT BICH ME KATKAR) – "BHAI OPERATION TO MAINE APAKA KIYA HAI APAKE PADOSIYO KA NAHI KIYA." ***************************************************** DAROGA."KUCHH BATAO BHI TO KYA HO GAYA?" YUVAK. "MAA.. "YAH TO MAI THIK-THIK NAHI JANATA KI SURYA PRUTHVI SE KITANI DURRI PAR HAI. MUNNA NE BATAYA. ICE CREAM MALAIBARAF. MUJE DO RUPAYE DE DO." DOCTOR. PARANTU MERI PATNI FIR SE GARBHAVATI HO GAI." ***************************************************** GHAR ME GHUSATE HI MUNNE NE JOR SE AWAJ LAGAI.

"MUJE PURN VISHVAS HAI KI TUM SARALA KO JALDI HI BHUL JAOGE AUR FIR TUMHARA JIVAN CHAIN SE BITEGA." PITA. ***************************************************** LADAKA. IS TARAH BINA MEHANAT TUMHE TUMHARA LABH MIL GAYA AUR MERE 10000 RUPAYE BHI BACH JAYENGE." ROGI. MAI GHANTE-DO GHANTE GHUMKAR ATA HU." ***************************************************** RAKESH."TUMHARA SOCHANA BILKUL GALAT HAI DOST. SUBEDAR NE USE DANTATE HUE KAHA."KOI BAT NAHI."1500 RUPAYE MAHINA KAFI HOGA. MUJE 10000 RUPAYE DIJIYE. ISKE ALAVA MERI LADAKI BHI 1500 RUPAYE MAHINA KAMATI HAI."THIK HAI.HAI AUR AGAR MERA CHUNAV HO JAYE TO WAH MERE KAM ME KOI BADHA NAHI DAL SAKEGA." PREMIKA KA PITA . MAI UNKA VYAPAR KARUMGA TO MUJE 300 RUPAYE KA LABH HOGA."TUMHE SURESH KE SATH VIVAH KARANE ME AKHIR AITRAJ KYA HAI?" . TUMHARI BIMARI KA KOI THIK KARAN SAMAJ ME NAHI AA RAHA HAI."PITAJI.(KARODPATI BAP SE)."MAINE JO KHARCH APAKO BATAYA HAI USAME MAINE USAKI AMADANI PAHALE HI SHAMIL KAR LI HAI. MAI ITANI JALDI USE KAISE BHUL SAKATA HU." PITA ." PREMI." ***************************************************** DOCTOR. TAB TAK APAKA NASHA UTTAR JAYEGA."BETA. PAR MAI MATRUBHUMI KI SEVA KARANE KE LIYE BHARTI HUA HU NA KI USE KHANE KE LIYE. YAH LO 300 RUPAYE AUR TUM APANE VYAPAR KO HUA SAMAJO." ***************************************************** EK SAINIK NE ROTI ME MITTI MILI HONE KI SHIKAYAT KI." ***************************************************** PREMIKA KA PITA."HO SAKATA HAI SHARAB KI WAJAH SE HO. "TUM YAHA MATRUBHUMI KI SEVA KARANE KE LIYE BHARTI HUE HO YA ROTI KI SHIKAYAT KARANE KE LIYE?" "JI SAR." SUDHIR."SHADI KE BAD TUM KITANI AMADANI ME GUJARA KAR SAKATE HO?" PREMI. MAINE USE ANEK UPAHAR DIYE THE UNAKI KIMAT MUJE KAFI APATE TAK KISTO ME CHUKANI PADEGI.

MAI EK AISE VYAKIT KI TALAS ME HU JO JIVAN KO ACHCHHI TARAH SAMAJATA HO AUR USAKE DUKHO SE VAKIF HO."TUM MERI RACHANA PADHAKAR BHI NAHI HANSE."MAI SAMAJ GAYA." PATHAK." ***************************************************** LEKHAK . TABHI TO AYE DIN HAMAME SE KOI NA KOI PITATA RAHATA HAI."JI."HANSANA MANA HAI."AP NAHI SAMAJATE PITAJI. TUM KISI VIDHUR KI TALAS ME HO." ." PITA." CHHATRA." ***************************************************** ADHAYAPAK ."APASI PHUT SE NUKASAN HI NUKASAN HAI.***************************************************** LADAKI ."KYOKI YAHA LIKHA HAI .

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