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JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST a short film by Brian J. Prisco INT.

THE MAGDALENE'S HOME -- DAY The door to the hut. knock on the door. We hear loud grunting and moaning. A

JOHN Jesus! C'mon! We've got work to do! What the hell is-JOHN comes in through the door. He pauses, mouth agape.

In the bedroll, we see JESUS straddling MARY MAGDALENE's chest, his penis rubbing between her naked breasts, thrusting in to her mouth. MARY MAGDALENE gasps, JESUS stops. JOHN (CONT'D) Whaaaaaaaaatt?! JESUS Tell no one about this. JOHN No way. JESUS If my mom finds out I'm having sex, she's going to guilt trip me to death. You can't tell anyone. JOHN I get the church. JESUS What? JOHN When you're gone, I get to be leader. Make me the leader of your church? JESUS Fine. Whatever. Now get out. want to finish. JOHN holds up his hands and walks out. thrusting in to MARY. Oh, me. You. JESUS (CONT'D) Oh, me. Oh, me. MARY MAGDALENE YOU! JESUS MEEEEEE! I

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