Characters: Wilmar – hipster guy JR –YOLO guy Altarah – Call Me Maybe diva girl Coach C – Twilight girl PD – Perks

guy Miggy – Internet guy Jed– identity guy BG Music : One Direction – Live While We’re Young
(Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do, just pretending that we're cool, so tonight Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun! I know we only met but let's pretend it's love…and never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young)

Wilmar is in set, playing with his smart phone, wearing “hipster get-up”. JR comes in with Beats™ on his head, swaying to the music. Wilmar: Uy Kuya JR! Ayos Beats mo ah! Bago? Pa-kinig naman! JR: Oo syempre bago. Sige trade muna. (puts earphones on JR, gets iPhone) Music playing on earphones: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa – Young, Wild, and Free
(So what we get drunk, so what we don't sleep (smoke weed)…We're just having fun! We don't care who sees, so what we go out. That's how it’s supposed to be, living young and wild and free)

Wilmar: Niiiiice… JR: Oh, sama ka ba samin mag-Zipline sa Antipolo sa Friday? Alis na kami after class. Wilmar: Uy ano ka ba, may exam kaya sa Monday! JR: Ha! Ano ba, YOLO’s the thing now! You only live once. Kaya i-enjoy mo na lahat ng pwedeng i-enjoy! Friday lang free yung iba this week e. Wilmar: Sa bagay. Sige tingnan ko sked ko. May gagawin sana ako sa Saturday. I wanna shoot photos. JR: Sus, the hipster lifestyle. Eh di ka rin naman pala mag-aaral eh! Sama ka na samin! BG Music changes to Beyonce - Diva Altarah enters, wearing “conyo” clothes. Bumps into JR. JR: Uy sorry. Altarah: Whatever! Ano ka ba naman, you’re in the way! Kasi naman like so early… OMG He’s so guwapo!!! Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe plays in the BG, Altarah sings with it.

Altarah remains and Charisse comes in with PD. BG Music: Ke$ha – Die Young (I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums. because it’s happening. and I’m reading a lot of self-help and identity books. Charisse: Whatever! PD: Mali yang Twilight no. – We are Young (Now I know that I'm not all that you got. it’s my current favorite book. So while you're here in my arms. wala silang pakialam sa outside world. “and in this moment. let me check urbandictionary. maybe we could find new ways to fall apart…But our friends are back. Twihards. BG Music: fun. Twihards pa! Jed: Yeah.Altarah: Hey I just met you. Miggy checks that and uses her iPad. the cutest guy ever today! By this time. Charisse and PD stay and make small talk. Jed: Of course! I’m trying to find myself right now. I swear we were infinite”. I saw like. I just thought. leaving Miggy and Jed to talk loudly. Altarah: OMG You wouldn’t know what happened to me. Tonight. it would be about you”…I died!!! Nakakainggit. Ganda kaya nung. Charisse and PD chat while tinkering with their gadgets. Kasi we can only accept the love we think we deserve. shows on the screen. and this is crazy. so let's raise the cup 'Cause I found someone to carry me home. we are young. Pang-yearbook di ba? Altarah: Eh ang na-remember ko lang from there is “Enjoy it. . but here’s my number. Miggy: Wow nosebleed ka naman pala eh. this is creepy! Wilmar and JR leave the scene. Oh what a shame that you came here with someone. so call me maybe? JR: Sure? Wilmar: Tara na. Do you deserve it? Charisse: lol Perks of Being a Wallflower yan ah! PD: Yeah.” PD: Tama naman di ba? So much better than Twilight! Altarah. Charisse: Talaga? Wow he’s like your Edward Cullen! Grabe nung sinabi nya kay Bella na “If I could dream at all. let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young ) Charisse: Hey Alty! Sabay na tayo papunta sa class. I guess that I. Pano na yung kawawang monoculture sa labas? Miggy: Ano yun? Wait. Charisse and Jed enter the scene then listen to Altarah. so let's the set the world on fire we can burn brighter than the sun) Miggy: Pathetic university students. I want my Edward Cullen too nooooow! Altarah: Yeah exactly! I was so dazzled! Yung mga type na “You’re my brand of heroin” OMGGGG!!! PD: Kadiri kayo.

but I can't hear a word you say. not saying much. fire away. I don’t want to be branded as according to whoever. Miggy: Postmodernism ka naman ngayon.Miggy: Nice! So what are you into now? BG Music: David Guetta ft. Like queer culture. -END- . I’ve opened so many pages already about postmodernism. nothing to lose…fire away. but I won't fall. fire away. I'm bulletproof. but all your bullets ricochet. but I won't fall. You shoot me down. Actually I think cosmopolitan ako eh. I'm talking loud. We’re gonna take over the world. but I get up. Ricochet. move. Basta. Sia – Titanium (You shout it loud. I'm criticized. Cavite. I can be who and what I want! Wala nang absolute truth ngayon. Or so according to Wiki. you take your aim. Cool pala ito eh! No objective reality pa! Jed: Yes! That’s the world today! Miggy: Grabe oh. don’t take it at face value. Nasa Google Maps pa nga kita eh.) Jed: I’m exploring all kinds of culture. we can do whatever we want! Jed: Yesss! So let’s go na! People. I am titanium…you shoot me down. Cosmopolitanism ganun. Jed: Ano ka ba. I wanna learn about this! Oo nga no…and with the power of the internet. I’m a citizen of the world! My home is the world! I’m not just Filipino no! Miggy: Really? Eh sabi sa FB mo Hometown: Bacoor. you shoot me down. fire away.