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Weird and Funny Song Lines/Quotes

Weird and Funny Song Lines/Quotes

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Some lines that will knock you out! Really weird, funny, and crazy.
Some lines that will knock you out! Really weird, funny, and crazy.

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Published by: Alta D. on Mar 11, 2009
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Weird and Funny

Well, you can knock me down, step on my face Slander my name all over the place And do anything that you want to do But, ah honey, lay off my shoes Don't you step on my blue suede shoes! Blue Suede Shoes Elvis Presley

You can burn my house, steal my car Steal my liquor from my ol' fruit jar You can do anything that you want to do But, ah honey. lay off my shoes Don't you step on my blue suede shoes! Blue Suede Shoes Elvis Presley

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia up in my bedroom I got up to wash my face, When I came back to bed, someone's taken my place! Cecilia Simon & Garfunkel

Any man of mine better disagree When I say another woman's lookin' better than me And when I cook him dinner and turned it black He better say, mmm I like it that way Any Man Of Mine Shania Twain You know I even think it's kind'a cute the way poison my coffee just a little every day I still remember the day that you laughed When you pushed me down that elevator shaft! Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra doing in my underwear drawer? You don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al YanKovic

I know she's not the best I've known But she's sure not the worst I've had It really didn't matter when she said it was over The thing that hurt is when she looked at me And said I'll never be as good as my father! Morgana Jones Kenny Rogers

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight C'mon baby, tell me-- you're jokin', right? That Don't Impress Me Much Shania Twain

The postcard that you wrote with a stupid note Something wasn't quite right about it... "I wish You were her"--- you left out the "E" You left "WITH ME" ! Everything Back But You Avril Lavigne

If you drive a car-- I'll tax the street If you try to sit--- I'll tax the seat If you get too cold-- I'll tax the heat If you take a walk---I'll tax your feet 'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah I'm the tax man Tax Man The Beatles

I remember how I found you there, alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You May Be Right Billy Joel

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