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Observations From Walking Dead Episode 314 "Prey"

Observations From Walking Dead Episode 314 "Prey"

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Published by Anthony Ventarola
My commentary on episode 314, but we're trying something new this week!!
My commentary on episode 314, but we're trying something new this week!!

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Published by: Anthony Ventarola on Mar 22, 2013
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Weekly WALKING DEAD Commentary Episode #314 “Prey” Aired on March 17, 2013 . . . .

aaah screw it, I’m writing what I want this week
Screw commentary, let’s speculate and get kinky! Writing this as a service to my fellow Walking Dead fans, I have decided, in one lazy essay, to dump all our crazy sexual fantasies that may have arisen while we were watching TWD. And don’t say you don’t think about this stuff because you all do! To wit:

1) Carl is subvertively nailing Beth behind Herschel’s back. You know those cowboy boots that Beth wears? Well, Carl's knocking them. The fact that Carl is 12 and Beth is 17 should not impede your enjoyment of this fantasy at all. When Beth turns 18? Well I guess the law will come and… wait a second there ain’t no law left! 2) Some of you have indicated that there just might be a little more to Michonne and Andrea's relationship than we can see at the surface! I mean, here's two hot chicks, alone together, under duress. What could be more natural to do than … well, each other? Now you know why Michonne is so pissed off when Andrea starts doing it with the Governor. There’s two episodes left for them to engage in a hot-chick battle royale! Heck, Woodbury’s already got an arena….

3) You think Merle lost his hand cutting it off on the roof in Atlanta? Nooooo! Heck, Merle quoted the Bible when he sat with Herschel. Thus he obviously had a super-deep relationship with his right hand and that's why he had to cut it off, because it “offendeth” him. Everyone who's read the Bible knows that. 4) Rick's also obviously been humping Beth on the sly. But he doesn't want Carl to know, because, you know, he's done that whole three-way thing before with Lori and Shane and look how that turned out. I predict drama ahead. Battle-royale 2? Arena? 5) The Governor? I think he might have actually raped Maggie. I mean we didn’t see did we? Could this definitively lead to Glenn raping Andrea as payback? Take that in your remaining eye Guv! 6) I suspect that the Governor, Martinez, Shupert and the other Woodbury guy that never talks have all nailed (perhaps multiple times) Karen, or as we should call her, Hot WallGuarding Girl. If peace is made with Woodbury, HWGG will be a good ambassador and nail one or more of the Prison-Crew. My money’s on Rick.

7) Michonne nailed Oscar during the 20 minute intermission they had between the hermit bunker and invading Woodbury. That’s plenty of time. She was eyein him steady!

8) Daryl and Carol had been doing it big time. That's why Daryl tried to leave the prison with his brother. He fears commitment and only came back because he wished to realize his one true love: RICK. 9) But I’d be a happy man if Michonne tries to replace Andrea with Carol. Axel suspected as much! As a result, I predict a Daryl and Michonne throw-down. The Sword vs. The Arrow. They are truly going to get medieval on each other's arses, for the crime of coveting their opposing loved one’s arse! I welcome you all to solicit your own theories as well!!

Until next week, during the apocalypse, F*** it!!!

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