THE HUMBLE WIENER

here it is, friends. the humble wiener. one might think that such a quintessentially...

...american culinary treat would find its roots in the united states, but nay! history dictates that the wiener was first created in vienna, austria, and was therefore named for its place of birth.

...american culinary treat would find its roots in the united states, but nay! history dictates that the wiener was first created in vienna, austria, and was therefore named for its place of birth.

Vancouver - THE TERIMAYO. beef hot dog topped with seaweed, teriyaki sauce, Japanese mayonnaise and fried onion.

mexico: SONORAN. bacon-wrapped & grilled, topped with beans, grilled onions, fresh onions, tomatoes, mayo, cream sauce, mustard, & jalapeño salsa

Chicago—CHICAGO STYLE steamed all-beef hot dog topped with yellow mustard, white onions, fresh tomatoes, dill pickle spear, neon sweet relish, pickled sport peppers, celery salt, POPPYSEED BUN

New York - THE SPICY REDNECK bacon-wrapped dog, topped with chili, cole slaw and jalapeños.

Chile - THE COMPLETO absurd amount of mayonnaise, topped usually with chopped avocado and tomato. from there, there’s a possibility of relish, mustard, ketchup and green chiles.

Brazil - THE CACHORRO QUENTE shoestring potatoes/sticks, quail eggs, mashed potatoes, corn, peas, cheese and marinara

Iceland - THE PYLSUR icelandic brown mustard, remoulade (rem-oo-lawd)

France - THE CHEESE BAGUETTE HOT DOG served on half of a baguette, then topped and grilled with gruyere cheese.

italy: THE BRIOCHE DOG cut up hot dog inside brioche bun, weird stuff on top?

Sweden - THE TUNNBRODSRULLE mashed potatoes, onions, mustard, lettuce, wrapped funnel style in thin, soft bread

Germany - CURRYWURST cut up hot dog served with a slightly spicy, curry-infused ketchup, and fries with heaps of mayo.

Moscow - PLAIN just ketchup and mustard, those boring idiots.

China - DUMPLING DOG hot dog wrapped in dumpling dough with sesame seeds

South Korea - FRENCH FRY-WRAPPED DOG battered, fried, and wrapped in french fries...served on a stick.

New Zealand - THE BATTERED HOT DOG like a corndog without a stick.

DANKE FÜR DIE ERINNERUNGEN, KIDWELL!
[THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, KIDWELL!]

DAS ENDE

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