Prince k 60 feet k hole se nikalne k baad usse pucha gaya "andar dar lag raha tha?

" to usne kaha "ye to kuch bhi nahi 6 saal pahle to isse bhi chhote hole se nikla tha". 3 Fact of Life -1.Garib aur boobs hamesha 2.Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khada ho 3.Kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. Lady 2 Maid: Tu Bai: Bister mein Lady: Tujhe Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha! saare to sab kaam aap ne mein se dabte sakta hai. hai. hai! hoon! kya?

bekaar aachi bola

Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai? Nahin. To kya Behan lagti hai? Nahin. To phir chadne kyun nahin deta? Santa: Murge kaise Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 Santa: Rs 10, itna Sir ise AIDS Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai! n sasta Rs diye? 10 kyon? hai. lage! tak!

Mirinda condomjor ka jhatka dheere se Mrf condomextra rubber extra mileage! Moov condomah se ahaa Pep c condom- yeh Dil mange more! Coke condom- enjoying... PAK wicket keeper His wife asked y the media She said he stood "AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI" MOIN how Moin was behind the

got married, on wedding night. bed & said lagega!! hai! him " ?"

Conductor: Bachche ka full ticket Village Lady: Yeh to abhi choochi peeway Conductor: Choochi to iska Baap bhi peeway hai, uska bhi adha legi!!! Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !" Jab Gabbar paida hua Gabbar's Father: Mother: Kambakht KITNE AADMI THE.....! Namskar Mai Amitab KBC aap ki Girl agali awaz aaa uuu uuuu aaaaa uuu uski maan Kya paida hote to ne usko 3-4 thappad baat ho hi pooch raha

lagaye. gayi? tha !

Bacchan Friend aap mere uu k

bol hot sit Girl aaa

raha

hu

par baithi Friend aau

se, hai, ki..... u

Sardarni"meri bra Sardar"ye Sardarni"ab panty bhi Sardar"ye bhi Sardarni- "khabardar agar aage se mere undergarments pahne to"! Pappu sees his parents having Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe Santa: Petrol bhar raha Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain. Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata hai." Ladki wale :"Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."

utaro". le". utaro". le". SX. ho? hoon.

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: ok, to Kaun sa utaroon? Rocket & Plane says: " yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se Rocket: "yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho...." kaise udh jate Plane ho?"

Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai, Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other styles? Lady: I know, but my dog doesn't….!!! Wife:"Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi Dr.: "oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. ! Nan: Dr. mere urine report Dr.: u r Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!! Suhagrat k baad Santa ne apni wife se pucha Kaisa laga? uski Wife boli: 5% Dard, 5% Maza aur 90% Purani yaade Maa Beti se: "Agar koi tere Bra ko touch kare to kehna Don't, aur agar Penty ko touch kare to kehna Stop." Dusre Din Beti maa se kehti hai: aaj ek ladke ne mere Bra aur Penty ko ek sath touch kiya to maine kaha "Don't Stop". Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki Girls: Hum tumko Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. team antakshari haraakar khelne k liye banidikhayenge..... hoon. dijiye. me ne kata hai" hai kaya?" kya hai. Pregnant.

Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya Maid: Aap hi pehna Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata

Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya. Pandit mudkar bola ab ghanta bhi baja lo.

Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina chahte hai to turant 100 par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe "M*d*rch#d" 1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya 2006 ki girl: Mom mini skirt pehen lon Mom; pehen beti kuch to pehen. kahenge.

Rape case : Vakil -bhenji kya hua tha? 1st time isne mujhe giraya . Fir bhenji? Fir blouse fada. Fir bhenji? Fir petikot fada. Fir bhenji? Fir aapki bhen chud gayi..</B
Define BREASTp o dabao zor laga k... Breast? Beautiful Shaped Equipment Amazingly with Milk k

Round Soft Tasty sir

utha

After first Night Abhishek to Aish: "aaj mujhe koi aisi baat batao jisse mujhe bahut khushi bhi mile aur bahut gussa bhi aaye" Aish: "Tumhara lu#d salman or vivek se bara or hard hai". Mom to Kid: "jo bachhe angutha chuste hain unka pet fool jata hai" Ek din bachhe ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur bola: "mujhe pata hai aapne kya chusa hai". Raju- "Papa aaj se school me ek period SX EDUCATION ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai." Papa"Very Good lekin tum hila kyu rahe ho." Raju- "Teacher ne Home Work diya hai." PapaBeta tumhe kaisi Beta- chand jaisi Biwi, jo raat me aaye Papa- Beta use chand nahi Raand kahte hai. aur Biwi subah chali chahiye? jaye... fresh...

Jab Laila ko kana hai impress to Majnu ne khai minto lekin jab Majnu ko karna hai impress to Laila ko utarni padegi apni dress.

Yaar, kal akhbar me padha kisi ne tumhare sar par banduk rakh kar do option diye... JAAN DOGE YA GA#D tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar achcha laga. santamujhse panga na le mai sher da puttar hu..!! Banta- yaar santa ek baat to bata... sher ghar aaya tha ki aunty jungle gai thi. suna hai ki kal app ki kan Patti pe gun rakh kar do option diye " jaan doge ya ga#d"

tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar badi khushi ho rahi hai. - sarfaraz Ladkibhaiya 12 kele fruit walaye Ladkiye to naram hai thode fruit wala- kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!! Always start your day with S-mile E-nergy X-citement so S_X a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! Sirf utni piyo ki kyunki Galib ne arz kiya hai : raat Subah jab hisaab kiya, ga#d Phat gai ! ..." a lot of dedo, lo, do, E X make hosh qaayam bhar sharab pi, Raat rahe, gai,

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Feelings of Girls after Exam & SX r same lile- kitna lamba tha, kash thoda time aur mil jata, pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na..baad me pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya, mera to chhoot gaya tha thoda, 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aai, aage ka to thik tha, piche ka kitna mushkil tha. On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan Jeeto: He shows his tiny 1 inch penis & says: Jeeto: Ji Hubby: Ab pareshan Jeeto: Santa: Yeh erect (tana hua) hai! karoon Kyun ya Pareshan? Dono. hairani hui? Hui. karoon? Ji.

Girl:-bra dikhao. salesmen:-36 chalegi? Girl:- choti do. salesmen:-32? Girl:-aur choti. salesmen:-28? Girl:-thodi aur. salesmen:-20? Girl:-nahi todi aur. salesmen:- Madam BAND-AID laga lo, Pimple hua hoga. - Sandy ek ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke beech mein ye kya hai. mein ne kaha ye lakir. mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya hai. us ne kaha ye usi lakir ka faqeer hai. -Saima In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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