P. 1
Relationship Advice

Relationship Advice

4.67

|Views: 217|Likes:
Published by jydee033
a perfect system analyst
a perfect system analyst

More info:

Published by: jydee033 on Apr 25, 2009
Copyright:Attribution Non-commercial

Availability:

Read on Scribd mobile: iPhone, iPad and Android.
download as PPT, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
See more
See less

05/11/2014

pdf

text

original

THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST…

Dear System Department,

I recently upgrade my program from “Galfriend 7.0” to “Wifey 1.0” and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition “Wifey 1.0” install itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization and then it monitors all system activities.

Application such as “Boys Night Out 2”, “Funky Freakin Friday Party 6.0” and “Late Arrival from Work 11” cannot be selected. Attempting to operate selected icons like “Saturday Premier League 6.1.5” with “Friend @ Joint 8.0” on the desktop interface proves abortive.

I cannot seem to keep “Wifey 1.0” into the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to “Galfriend 7.0”, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help!

AND THIS IS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the “Wifey 1.0” program.

Many customers upgrade from “Galfriend 7.0” to “Wifey 1.0” thinking that “Wifey 1.0” is merely a UTILITY and ENTERTAINMENT program. Actually, “Wifey 1.0” is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it’s creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge “Wifey 1.0” and still convert back to “Galfriend 7.0”, as “Wifey 1.0” wasn’t designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install “Galfriend 8.0” or “Wifey 2.0” but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support & Solicitor’s fees)

Having “Wifey 1.0” installed, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any fault or problem occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the program…

C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME

And avoid attempting to use the *Esc key for it will freeze the entire system. So be careful!

It may be necessary to run, C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

“Wifey 1.0” although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as…

“Flowers 2.0” and “Chocolates 5.0’ or “HUG\KISSES 600.0” or “TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0x”, or even “Eating Out without the Kids 7.2.1” (if child processing has already started).

Do not under any circumstance install “Secretary 2.1” (Short Skirt Version) or “One Nightstand 3.2” (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported application for “Wifey 1.0” and the system will almost certainly…

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!

BEST OF LUCK! ...Your System Analyst.

You're Reading a Free Preview

Download
scribd
/*********** DO NOT ALTER ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE ! ************/ var s_code=s.t();if(s_code)document.write(s_code)//-->