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. The only and the most effective tip I would like to give you so that your able to burn your calories faster is watch and practice the yoga taught by Bipasha Basu instead of Ramdev baba's because even Ramdev baba watches her video to keep himself fit. Is there any way i can get bieber out of her head? Ans2.infact she loves gay's. Whenever we are together she keeps singing bieberʼs songs and it irritates me a lot. My weight is 120 kg. I do Ramdev babaʼs yoga every morning but it isnʼt helping. I am a 20-year old boy. Girls!! Why do you'll behave so badly with this poor guy?? Very bad.Am good looking but because of my weight no girl even looks at me. I felt really sorry for you after listening to your problem. Follow my suggestion and better dump her before its too late. I really feel hurt because of it. With a heavy heart I would like to tell you that your girlfriend doesn't love guys. 2.Can you please suggest how do i reduce my weight? Ans1.The look of her sexy body would make you do something that would reduce make your weight from 120kgs to 70 within a few months.My friend if your girlfriend is a big fan of justin bieber and if she keeps singing bieber's song even when you are with her then I think something is terribly wrong with her.Samsyaon ka Samdhan 1.My girlfriend is a big fan of justin bieber but I hate him like anything.

3. . After i saw the trailer of the upcoming movie Ranjhana. Take it as a compliment and be happy about the fact that they refer to you as Chunky pandey and not bobby darling.I am glad to know that people are still passionate about getting into bollywood even after knowing the level to which the quality of bollywood movies have fallen down to. And you never know. I am cent percent sure that you would get an opportunity to work as an actor in bollywood because if Dhanush can.I am a 18-year old college student. Whenever thereʼs any festival in my college.what can even ur college students do about it. 4. Coming back to you. What do you think about it? Ans. I am all the more motivated and confident that even i do stand a chance in bollywood. I really want to get rid of this “Chunky Pandey” tag can you please suggest how do i go about it? Ans. I am very passionate towards becoming a bollywood actor. I work as a clerk in my office.Don't feel bad because they refer to you as Chunky pandey. the host always make fun of me by referring to me as the Chunky pandey of my college.this tag might even help you meet the dream girl of your life. even you can or should I say even the sweeper of my building can. Now if god has blessed you with features similar to as that of Chunky Pandey's. I am a 32-year old man.

Not doggie style. you just need to find someone who'll find your OCD symptoms cute. Shortly after that you contemplate the most efficient way of biting off the human finger. . There. Bitches they come. I said it.Horrorscopes Something will be entering Uranus this week. Clearly. you perv: You are pointed at today. they gooo!" won't get you any female attention. No. he has no idea who your ex was. Your dentist asks you to "prepare for the worst five minutes of your life". yo. Simply put. This week is buzzing with activity. No. You'll find a honeycomb under your window. rapping to "Saturday to Sunday. You're not Barney Stinson.

the more punchable their faces will become. equally. So it's only fair to hate everybody. . You should probably come up with a new name for your pet. aquarius You don't want to single out anyone today. Bad luck follows you everywhere this week. The more time you spend with people. You won't get lucky. You will be up all Saturday night to get lucky. Fuck it.Don't hide your copy of Fifty Shades of Grey under the pillow.

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