Biff Gets His Fill

By Elton Camp Sue, Biff’s wife, simply loved her cat Nothing necessarily wrong with that When she thought she saw a mouse, She moved Felix right into the house He sharpened his claws on the chair, However, Mrs. Sue really didn’t care Then he began to craw into their bed And try to sleep atop Biff’s head The litter box, Felix didn’t use Excreted wherever he did choose When a mouse the cat did spy To destroy it, he didn’t even try Because Felix and Sue were so crude, Biff found hair on his clothes and food Reasoning with his wife did no good So Biff finally did what he should He gave Felix a hard kick on his rear And sternly shouted, “Get out of here!”