The Lunatic Fringe Vindicated?

By Elton Camp From the lunatic fringe all sorts of beliefs arise Nothing is too fantastic to give ‘em a surprise Facts of history and science they gladly deny Claim the truth is hidden by conspiracy and lie Stonehenge by enormous giants was erected Now their remains archaeologists have detected He’s a photograph that proves it, they say “Now you must come to believe it our way.” The lunatic fringe now is utterly thrilled “These giants the pyramids did build.” “The Colossus of Rhodes was a real man, One who the harbor easily could span.” How gullible and ignorant they have to be To ask us to believe everything that we see However, their foolishness will be hard to stop As long as there is access to good old Photoshop

“See? Didn’t we tell you it was true!”