A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful” mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR Ladke Mandir kyo jate he? kyuki waha Aarti H pooja H Archna H shanti H mahima H bhavna H vandna H aaradhna H sadhna H upasna H BHAKT LOGO KO OR KYA CHAHIYE.. Smile To Old Means Respect Smile To Child Means Innocenc Smile To Friend Means Care Smile In Front Of Mobile Means "Chakkar hai Koi Dost.... Smile To Old Means Respect Smile To Child Means Innocenc Smile To Friend Means Care Smile In Front Of Mobile Means "Chakkar hai Koi Dost....

Do ankhain khuli rakhti hai ladkon ko pataane k Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Mägär Ye Kämbäkht Dosti Hamain Yäad Ää Gäi… Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye.. tume MERI yaad bahut aati hogi.uska mobile us me dub jaaye. kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye... Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye. Na rahega phone.. Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye..Chand ko akele me sharam ati hogi. na bajegi tone!! .. jo SMS na karte ho. Jab b zikr hota hai SMART logon ka. baat kuch tumhari bhi b samajh me ati hogi.

What is diffrence between problem & talent? 2 boys love 1 girl= problem! 1 boy love 2 girls= talent. Send .

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