A Question for the Beauty Queen

By Elton Camp In an evening gown or swim suit, There’s no doubt she looks cute It’s much easier to nod and smile Than, by a question, be under trial When one doesn’t know what to do It’s worse to bluff your way through Some presidential candidates do the same In both cases, it is exceptionally lame There is a far preferable way to go Simply, honestly reply, “I don’t know.”

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