A middle-aged Son's old-age retired parents had finally just learned how to send and receive an email on their

freshly-purchased computer system. His Father ch ose the largest LCD monitor and his Mother chose the Desktop with the sleekest c urves. The Son, being a savvy guru and living in another state, decided that he would s end his parents an email to get them to exercise their novice and freshly acquir ed PC skills. He emailed the following text: After After After sed. After After you have slept, reply with a typed message about your dream. you have laughed, reply with a picture attached of you happy. you have eaten, reply with a text file attached of the recipe that you u you have drunk, reply with an audio file attached of you sipping. you have cried, reply with a video file attached of your sorrow.

The parents, being old-fashioned sort of folks, replied back: We think that the computer is infected with a virus because we keep getting ad s popping up from naked women. Please advise. Signed, your mother.