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August/September 2013 Vol.

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50 in Palookaville St. Thomas - Race Boats CSCS - Eurokracy - Truck & Tuner EXPO
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Turning 50 in Palookaville

Maxim Lemoines LS-Powered Drift Truck

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t looks like summer has finally arrived after a number of stops and starts. Who remembers snow and sleet on May 12!? This issue we are not fighting any government legislation detrimental to the car hobby. Instead, we are promoting getting your cars out onto the streets and highways for the pure enjoyment of driving or attending events. WOW what a spring and early summer! It was either too hot, you had no power or it was too wet; those who have cruise nights were getting rained out almost 50% of the time as were the drag race series. It took three tries for the TNT racers to get off one of their events. So we will forget those early months and concentrate on the rest of the season.

No matter what day of the week, you can find a cruise night near you. Get out your favourite specialty car and support the cruises, car events, races and anything else car related. Here are a few of the dozens of events to go to that have caught our eye. P.I. will be having a seminar on Edelbrocks E-Force Superchargers on Monday, Sept. 16, get all your questions answered by Edelbrocks Cary Redmond!

EVENTS
Car Shows Aug. 9-10 Aug. 9-11 Aug. 17-18 Aug. 17-18 Aug. 23-25 Aug. 31 Sept. 6-8 Bothwell, ON - 22nd Old Autos car show & swap meet Ameliasburgh, ON - 39th S. Eastern Ontario Street Meet Arthur, ON - 19th Ford and Mercury Truck Nationals New Hamburg, ON - Moparfest Oshawa, ON - Motor City Car Clubs Autofest Etobicoke, ON - Roadmates Corn Roast Blyth, ON - 52nd Reunion of the Huron Pioneer Threshers Drag Races Aug 10-11 Toronto Motorsports Park, OSCA Hot Summer Brawl Aug 23 Elegant Builders Raceway, Lancaster, NY - TNT Aug 24-25 Toronto Motorsports Park, Canadian Street Car Nationals Aug 24 Empire Dragway, Leicester, NY - TNT Aug. 30-31 Toronto Motorsports Park, Canadian Funny Car Nationals Aug. 31 Grand Band Motorplex, Night of Nitro Sept. 7 Toronto Motorsports Park, Northern Nostalgia Nationals Sept. 7-8 Grand Band Motorplex, OSCA Round 5 Sept. 28-29 Toronto Motorsports Park, OSCA Championship Finals Sprint Car Races Sept 14 Oshwekan Speedway, Canadian Sprint Car Nationals Oct. 19 Brockville Speedway, 358 Modified Super Dirt Series & 360 Sprint Car challenge Road Course Aug 18 CSCS Race #4, Toronto Motorsports Park Aug. 30-31 Canadian Tire Motorsports Park, Bowmanville, ON., NASCAR Camping World Truck Series CSCS Race #5, Toronto Motorsports Park Sept 7
See more events on page 15. Check the tracks web site to see their complete schedules. Enjoy the driving

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_HISTORY
Carl Edwards Drives Historic 1901 Sweepstakes Race Car in Advance of Henry Fords 150 Birthday Celebration

Photos courtesy of Ford Racing Story By: Matt Fancett & Kevin Kennedy

The coolest car I have ever driven.

ow is that for a car review? Was the driver experiencing a new Ferrari or the latest exotic sports car? Nope. In this case, the car was the 1901 Henry Ford Sweepstakes race car, and the driver who gave it that review after driving it recently was none other than NASCAR

superstar Carl Edwards. How can a man who has driven some of the best race cars in the world, at speeds that most of us cant imagine, be so fascinated with a car that would seem crude and rudimentary to the average car buyer today? Its simple, really. Carl, and the lucky

few who have driven Sweepstakes in the last decade, have all been fascinated by the car itself, the innovative technology (for 1901) put together by Mr. Ford and his three assistants, using what they knew, along with what they felt would help make the car competitive in the Grosse Pointe race. Think about it in terms of a modern race car: it sat lower than the competition, and thus probably more aerodynamic. It was lighter than the competition, and thus competitive with less horsepower. And it used early forms of fuel injection and featured the first use of ceramic-encased spark coils (precursor of the modern spark plug), so it was ahead of its time in engine development. But Carl and the others also understood Sweepstakes place in automotive history: how Mr. Ford had failed in his previous automotive ventures, and was swinging for the fences by entering a race against someone, Alexander Winton, who truly was the greatest racer in America at that time. What that upset victory on Oct. 10, 1901 meant to Mr. Ford, and eventually the automotive industry itself, cannot be understated.

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Photograph by W.D. Benham, Detroit, 1918 Ten Mile Race between Henry Ford (in No.4) and Alexander Winton at Old Blue Ribbon Race Track, East Jefferson Avenue opposite present site of Hudson Motor Car Company. October 10th 1901. Time 13 minutes, 23 4/5 seconds, 45.33 miles per hour. Ford won. Lee Cuson, mechanic. 999 built 2 years later. Uncredited in the photo is Spider Huff, his riding mechanic, sitting low on Mr. Fords left side.

Fords win changed everything for him, and ultimately, the history of the auto industry. Several people watching that day came forward with offers of financial support, which set him on the road to establishing Ford Motor Company in June 1903. Ford went on to prove his belief in low-cost production with the Model T, the car that put the world on wheels. To think that this car is what started this whole thing is just amazing. Edwards reflected. If it werent for this, there might not be a Ford Motor Company, there might not be a Ford Racing, and a lot of peoples, including my own, paths would be very different. On a side note, Ive been lucky to have been there when both Carl and NASCAR Hall of Famer Dale Jarrett drove the car. These are both men who have won championships and races at the highest level of the sport. But, after experiencing a drive of Sweepstakes, both men reached one other conclusion: that Mr. Ford was indeed a very

brave man to drive that car, in that race, at that speed. It may not look like much standing here, or on video, but I am telling you that is one of the scariest things I have ever done, said Edwards on the grounds of Greenfield Village at The Henry Ford. Coming around that turn back there, there are no brakes. I dont know how those guys did that because we were only going what, eight miles per hour? They drove this thing near 70 mph back in 1901. That is just insane. Its perhaps why Mr. Ford said never again after the race, and hired professionals to drive his race cars from then on. Both Edwards and Jarrett had great respect for Henry Ford, the automotive icon, but they also gained great respect for Henry Ford, the race car driver, and Spider Huff, his riding mechanic, after sitting up high in the seat of Sweepstakes.

It may not look like much standing here, but I am telling you that is one of the scariest things I have ever done.
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he instant the door hit old man winter as he reluctantly trundled on, the event season began to heat up from Southern Ontario all the way to Quebec. Just --just being relative to your fuel economy of course-- outside of Toronto the sport compact season was ushered in by the first round of the Canadian Sport Compact Series (CSCS) held at Toronto Motorsports Park Cayuga. There eager drifters, time attackers, and 1/4 mile junkies could shake the rust off from a particularly long off season slumber and prove it on the track. With drag, drift, and time attack getting increasingly more competitive year after year drivers were pushing their limits to prove they were the best out and set the correct tone for the season. This lead to several broken track records in round one and that momentum transferred over into round two where records were more were broken still with competitors jockeying to prove they are number one. These friendly rivalries which carry over from one event to another are what make the Canadian Sport Compact Series very exciting from a spectators point of view. At every CSCS event a stones throw away

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from the track, show and shine participants get together to showcase their latest modifications and catch up with friends they may not have seen since season end the year before. Several cars received both visual and mechanical makeovers while some projects were scraped entirely in favor of new ones. As I walked around the vast show fields at both the season opener and second round I

couldnt help but be thankful that I was just there to take photos and not judge. As the only local compact car series its great to see CSCS continue to do well year after year, and thats a direct result of the hard work the organizers put in day in and day out. If you ever get the chance to attend a CSCS event I can guarantee you wont be disappointed.

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exhaust contest actually was. He simply blew away the competition, something to be said for the power of an open header. At three years young its impressive how much this show has grown and some have begun to call it the replacement to the much loved, and now deceased, Scrape By The Lake. While I never got a chance to attend Scrape in its infancy Im told that show started off very similar to TNT. It may be putting the cart a bit ahead of the horse in hoping this show grows to that level but the potential is certainly there. Only good things can be on the horizon for TNT Expo.

hortly after the first round of CSCS Nine-O-Five Rides, a longstanding local car club, had their third annual Truck & Tuner expo. On the day of the TNT Expo the weatherman called for the worst but after a few morning showers the dark clouds parted and by mid afternoon those who made the trek to Firemans park were rewarded for their resilience with awesome weather. With its sprawling grassy fields dotted with trees Firemans park is a great venue to have a car show and a welcome change from the more standard typical parking venue. Event wise the vehicle limbo was easy enough to capture through photos but sadly theres no way for me to convey through print just how loud the Ford that won the

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_Eurokracy

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outside of the city in the land of Poutine and cheap alcohol, Eurokracy 2013 took place at Naiper Dragway in Montreal. This event brought out some of the lowest, fastest and cleanest euros Canada and the surrounding area has to offer, as well as a few notable outcasts (that is non European) as well. After hearing nothing but good things

about Eurokracy for two straight years, I decided 2013 was the year to make the voyage from Toronto to Montreal to check things out first-hand. Being a terrible navigator, I opted to join the Scraped Crusaders for their cruise down and as the convoy got larger stop after stop, I knew I wouldnt be disappointed in the show the following day. With a turnout large enough to create

a serious impact on highway traffic, Eurokracy 2013 certainly lived up to its Canadas Finest European Automotive Event moniker. It is easily one of the best and well organized events Ive ever attended. A noteworthy stand out attribute of Eurokracy is the fact the owners of the venue were 100% behind everything the organizers had planned and were often

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the push people needed to go all out in the crowd pleasing burnout competition. Another big benefit to the Napierville Dragway is that the mile was viewable from nearly any location in the facility. This meant that if you were looking at a car in the show field and heard something angry revving up you could turn around and catch the tail end of the pass no problem.

This is something Ive yet to experience at any local GTA venues and it really helped everything feel like one event as opposed to a show and shine event that just happened to be happening at the same time as a drag event. The underdog story of the day was a small CRX managing to edge out an Audi R8 in the quarter mile proving once again its not the size of the dog in the fight that

matters, its the size dog the fight in the dog. With so many cars in attendance I kept telling myself to take more photos in order to somewhat accurately portray the scale of the show but as soon as I got home the first thing I asked myself was why did I take so many photos?, funny how that always seems to be the case. Mountain of editing aside the entire

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Eurokracy 2013 experience was great and I encourage everyone with even the smallest interest in European cars (or low cars in general) to check out one of these events sometime in the future.

Plenty more events to come before the cold hits again so dont sit back and let the summer pass you by check out the event calendar side bar and check something out near you!

About the Photographer: Dave Thomas is a front-end web developer by trade, a BMX rider by passion and a blogger by addiction. An automotive enthusiast at heart, he blogs about the Ontario scene at stanceiseverything.com.

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All events are subject to change, be sure to check the websites before hitting the road. - Enjoy the driving.

Gerry Judah Sculpture for Porsche Reaches New Heights

rtist and designer Gerry Judah has created a gravitydefying sculpture that holds three iconic Porsche sports cars 35 metres high in the sky. The sculpture was the centrepiece at the recent Goodwood Festival of Speed in West Sussex, England. Judah was commissioned by Porsche GB to create the sculpture as a celebration of 50 years of the Porsche 911. The sculpture has three futuristic white, steel arrows that race upwards, each with an example of the 911 at its apex. The models incorporated in the sculpture are: the 1963 Original 911, the 1973 911 Carrera RS 2.7 and the 2013 911. Weighing over 22 tonnes, each leg of the sculpture is a monocoque made of steel plate welded together with no internal structure. It balances on points at the base that are extremely narrow. The sculpture is finished in a clean white coating, giving it an elegant simplicity. Gerry Judah said: I had to create a sculpture that personifies the energy and excitement not only of these beautiful cars, but also the Festival of Speed. The 911 is a fantastic shape that cant be deconstructed or embellished, so in this context, the sculpture had to provide the right platform for the car to soar up and shine in the sky. The concept was that each car is shooting into the sky, supporting one another, racing each other, captured in a perfect moment. Like the cars it displays, the sculpture is superbly engineered, lightweight and reflective of the Porsche 911 itself: simple, pure and built for the job.

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WHO TURNED 50?


egendary Canadian artist Jeff Norwell, thats who. If you read any of the current Hot Rod magazines, you have seen Jeffs work, If you are involved in the advertising business, you have also seen his work. Jeff creates story boards for film companies, advertising renderings for agencies representing brands like Oh Henry, Coca Cola, and many others. Jeffs work is in demand from all over North America.

All roads lead to Palookaville!

So, when it was time to celebrate his milestone, Jeff did it like he does everything, TO THE MAX. Invitations were sent out to join him at his home on June 29 for The Palookaville 50. Rockabilly band The Millwinders were hired and caterers brought in. Jeffs goal was to fill his property with interesting hot rods and lots of friends. Goal achieved. Happy Birthday, Jeff, keep up the good work!

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Was $49 Clearance $25 GR464 13.5 BLACK 4-SPOKE

$24
$25

SAVE

Big Summer Savings

Ignition & Electrical 1.5 Oil Filled 0-15 psi Black / Stainless 1.5 Oil Filled 0-15 psi Comp White

$20
AA6220

SAVE

$20
$ 20 Ea.
AA6230

SAVE

20% 50% 1/2 s e g u a G Price


off Select TKO Items
$ 20 Ea.
1.5 0-15 psi Black / Chrome 1.5 0-100 psi Black / Chrome

Big Savings!

1.5 Oil Filled 0-100 psi Black / Stainless

1.5 Oil Filled 0-100 psi Comp White

$20
AA6221

SAVE

$20
$ 20 Ea.
AA6231

SAVE

$ 20 Ea.

$10
AA6210

SAVE

$10
$ 10 Ea.
AA6211

SAVE

Polished Aluminum PCV Valve

SAVE UP TO

$ 10 Ea.

AA4190

$15 $20

Ea.

Finned Aluminum Air Cleaner

Block Hugger Headers

Drop Base Spun-Look Aluminum Air Cleaner

$20
AA1120

SAVE UP TO
12x2 Flat Base Paper Filter

$79

Lets go retro! Vintage finned air cleaners are back!

Black or Chrome!

$40

SAVE UP TO

Drop base utilizes radius air flow technology to smooth the transition into the throat of the carburetor making more power.
Base and lid only, finished in clear anodize for durability while retaining the high tech spun aluminum look. The base drops 1-5/8 below the throat of the carb and the overall height is only 2-5/8 above the throat. Uses 14 diameter filter, sold separately. AA1131 14 Aluminum Air Cleaner Base & Lid

$20
AA1155 12x2 Flat Base Paper Filter

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UP TO

Perfect for street rods! Easy Installation with Max ground clearance. Add a set of Hugger Tubes for easy exhaust hook up. AA2111 AA2110 SBC - Black Block Hugger SBC - Chrome Block Hugger

$79

$109 $129

$29.95

Small Scoop
A cool look in a compact size!

Polished Billet Battery Mount


Available for most Optima Batteries

Fits 34/78 Dual Terminal Batteries

Heater Hose Fitting 3/4 Long

Heater Hose Fitting 5/8 Short

$30
AA3120

SAVE

SAVE

$5

SAVE

$4

$ 99 Ea.

AA2780

$ 10 Ea.

AA2781

A baby sized scoop that performs! Only 13.5 long and 4.5 tall, this scoop will fit where others wont. Polished Aluminum with your choice of a smooth top or raised fins, fits most 4bbl carbs. AA1167 AA1168

Fits 25/75 Dual Terminal Batteries

Fits 35 Top Post Batteries

3/8 NPT Pipe Plug

$ 6 Ea.

1/2 NPT Pipe Plug

Small Hilborn Scoop (1x4BBL) Small 6 Fin Scoop (1x4BBL)

$40

SAVE UP TO
$129 $129

$30
AA3130

SAVE

$30
$ 99 Ea.
AA3140

SAVE

SAVE

$2

SAVE

$2

$ 99 Ea.

AA2785

$ 3 Ea.

AA2786

$ 3 Ea.
5

Big Summer Savings

Ignition & Electrical

mmer Big Su Savings!

Street Comp StreetThunder HEI Performance Distributor


50,000 volt high performance coil and 50 amp module means this distributor is misfire free to 6500 RPM! An attractive polished housing and red cap finish it off with style.

The Ultimate UHP Tire For American Muscle

$95
SAVE $32 TC640000 StreetThunder HEI Distributor

Now

$30
$95

SAVE UP TO

$80 - $100 a Set!

Built for ultra high performance applications, provides incredible traction, crisp handling, and high speed cornering ability with the outstanding appearance youd expect from Mickey Thompson. Compounded for both dry and wet traction. KE001579 245/45R17 Street Comp KE001600 275/40R17 Street Comp KE001601 235/55R17 Street Comp KE001602 235/40R18 Street Comp KE001603 225/40R18 Street Comp KE001605 245/40R18 Street Comp KE001606 275/35R18 Street Comp KE001607 235/50R18 Street Comp KE001608 245/45R18 Street Comp KE001609 255/45R18 Street Comp KE001615 255/35R20 Street Comp KE001616 275/35R20 Street Comp KE001617 245/45R20 Street Comp KE001618 275/40R20 Street Comp KE001620 275/40R18 Street Comp KE001621 245/40R19 Street Comp KE001622 255/40R19 Street Comp KE001623 285/35R19 Street Comp

Convert to Fuel Injection FAST


- Kit includes mini ECU, wideband O2 sensor, wiring harness, injectors, fuel pump kit & 4150 throttle body - 4150 throttle body works with original carb-style linkage - Bolts on to any engine under 600 HP - Perfect choice for street rods & muscle cars - Easy-to-use setup Wizard system tunes itself

$350
CC30226-KIT EZ-EFI Base Kit CC30227-KIT EZ-EFI Master Kit In-line Pump

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- No factory ECU/Harness required - No Tuning Experience Necessary - Plug & Play

$1649 $1999

No laptop or tuning experience needed it does the work for you!

$159 $189 $195 $195 $189 $195 $240 $205 $205 $230 $224 $230 $224 $244 $244 $244 $255 $279

Satin Finish Stainless Steel

TH400 package

TH350 package

And a great Sound too!


MF11225 MF11226 MF11235 MF11236 2.25 - Oset In / Centre Out 2.50 - Oset In / Centre Out 2.25 - Oset In / Oset Out 2.50 - Oset In / Oset Out

$20

SAVE UP TO

SAVE $168 over individual prices

SAVE $138 over individual prices

$79 $79 $79 $79

Package Price

$1250
$1199 $219

Package Price

$1150
$1099 $189

BM112002 S/S TRANS TH400 BM20404 TORK MASTER 2000 CONVERTER

BM113001 S/S TRANS TH350 BM20400 TORK MASTER 2400 CONVERTER

Big Summer Savings

Dress Up & Car Care

Max Clean

Royal Purple MaxClean is a 3-in-1 high performance synthetic cleaner that maximizes the performance of your fuel system. Formulated with state-of-the-art detergents to deeply penetrate and clean injectors, carburetors, intake valves and combustion chambers. Max-Clean is EPA/ CARB Compliant. Safe for gasoline and diesel engines.

5 Quarts of Synthetic Oil

SingleQuad Intake Manifold and Carb Kit


Everything you need to upgrade your induction system

New 5 quart size, works out to $9 /qt!

RP51020 RP51130 RP51520

0W20 Five Quart Jug 10W30 Five Quart Jug 5W20 Five Quart Jug 5w30 Five Quart Jug

RP11722

Max Clean

SAVE

$3

$15

RP51530

$45

Includes an Edelbrock Performer Air-Gap aluminum intake manifold that is coated with Edelbrocks EnduraShine finish, an intake gasket set, intake manifold bolts, a carburetor stud kit, and an Edelbrock Performer Series 600 cfm electric choke carburetor. ED20244 Air-Gap Single Kit Endurashine

$260
$899

SAVE UP TO

Tuf Bubble Shield

Tuf Combo

Dual Quad Intake Manifold Kit


Convert your small block Chevy to a Dual Carb

The novelty plate shield is an unbreakable polycarbonate with a UV resistant stabilizer to prevent discoloration. CZ73100 Tuf Bubble Shield CLEAR $8 CZ73200 CZ73400 Tuf Bubble Shield SMOKE Tuf Bubble Shield BLUE

$8 $8
Many styles available!

A chrome frame with a Tuf Bubble Novelty Plate Shield to protect your license plate. The novelty plate shield has a lifetime guarantee against cracks and breaks. Includes two sets of S/S Locking Fasteners CZ62310 CZ62320 CZ62520 Tuf Combo, Chrome/Clear Tuf Combo, Chrome/Smoke Tuf Combo, Chrome/Blue

$295
Includes the new Edelbrock RPM Air-Gap Dual-Quad intake manifold and two 500 cfm Thunder Series AVS carburetors (one manual choke, one electric choke). To make the installation simple, these kits also include a high-tech progressive throttle linkage, Russell fuel line and highquality Edelbrock intake gaskets. ED20254 Air-Gap Dual-Quad Kit Endurashine

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Licence Plate Frames from

$8

$16 $16 $16

$1299

Plasti Dip

Multi Purpose Rubber Coating!


It sticks to just about anything clean, but easily peels off. Great for temporary colour changes of wheels, body panels, valve covers and much much more!

Plasti Dip Blaze


Eye-catching looks for any application
Create a one-of-a-kind look! The Blaze collection is electric, eye-catching neon-bright colour and still creates a protective easy-grip surface coating to shield against abrasion, corrosion, mild impact, and the elements. If you decide to change the look itll peel off easily leaving the material underneath in its original, pre-Dipped condition. PD11218 Blaze Orange Blaze Blue Blaze Yellow Blaze Pink Blaze Green Blaze Purple

Power Package Top End Kit

$438
Edelbrock has taken the guesswork out of top-end component selection by actually placing the power package components together in complete kits. These kits include almost everything you need to make serious horsepower. ED2098 Power Package Kit 410HP

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PD11201 PD11203 PD11207 PD11209 PD11221

RED (11oz) BLACK (11oz) WHITE (11oz) CLEAR (11oz) GUNMETAL (11oz)

PD11219

SAVE

$2

$18

PD11222 PD11223 PD11224 PD11225

SAVE

$3

$22

$1749
7

Big Summer Savings

Roadster Leather Jacket in Cream and Black


This beautifully embroidered and affordably priced jacket is constructed of light weight materials yielding year round comfort. Each jacket is built to exacting specications featuring medium grain black leather outer shell, cream leather sleeves, gun metal gray polyester liner, two slash outer pockets, brass zipper, inside zippered pocket, solid black knitted cuffs/waistband, and leather gusseted upper inner sleeves. A must for any serious car guy. SC4015M: $299.00 Ea.
Front Chest Logo

Front Chest Logo

SO-CAL Speed Shop Embroidered Varsity Jacket:

Embroidered Black on Black Varsity Jacket. Featuring fully embroidered SO-CAL logo on back and embroidered SOCAL Script on the front left chest. 100% leather sleeves and wool body. Nylon lined. SC4018XL $168.99 XL - 2X

Hats
Adjustable Cotton Hat
Brushed light weight Cotton Cap with traditional adjustable fabric strap. SC6006A SO-CAL Logo Khaki 19.95 Adjustable hat SC6001 SO-CAL Script 19.95 Adjustable hat SC6020 Classic Snap Back Script Hat 20.95 Adjustable hat

Flext So-Cal Script Flat Visors:

Premium Fitted 210 pro-baseball on-eld shape with at visor, matching fabric sweatband, 210 taping on inside seams, hard buckram, 3 3/4" crown and moisture absorbent pro headband. Bottom stitched for durability, with matching color undervisor. SC6019L Grey Script Hat Flex-Fit 24.95 Flext S/M, L/XL SC6011L Brown Script Hat Flex-Fit 24.95 Flext S/M, L/XL SC6010S Black Script Hat Flex-Fit 24.95 Flext S/M, L/XL

Stickers
Each SO-CAL vinyl sticker sheet comes with a variation of designs and sizes. Grab a sheet of each and plaster your garage, tool box or car windows.

SO-CAL Tool Box Decal SC91033 2.99 Ea. (11 x 3.5)

SO-CAL Logo sheet SC91111 9.99 Ea.

Dare Devil Decal Sheet SC93171 9.99 Ea.

Vicious & Wolf Decal Sheet SC93172 9.99 Ea.

Shine Decal Sheet SC98015 9.99 Ea.

SO-CAL Vinyl Sticker Sheet SC93197 9.99 Ea.

SO-CAL SPEEDSHOP EASTERN CANADA 1-877-471-6700

Ts $24.99
Most
Genuine So-Cal Speed Shop Since 1946. Ask Your Dealer. SC7017OM Short Sleeve Olive 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X Truck Door T-shirt - Double-sided Print 24.99 SC1007LM Short Sleeve Navy SC1007NM Short Sleeve Brown 24.99 24.99 SC1007RM Short Sleeve Red Lots of other Shirt Styles available! S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X
SO-CAL Shirts are available from Small, all the way up to 2XL: and prices vary accordingly. Most S-L Ts are $24.99, 2XL-3XL $26.99; with Long Sleeves ranging from $38.99 to $41.99. Add the size to the end of the part number when ordering. Prices subject to change without notice.

EST. 1946 TEE SC7025BM Short Sleeve Black 21.99 S - XL $24.99 2X - 3X

Your superior auto supply store SC7018LM Short Sleeve Navy 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

SO-CAL Speed Shop Guaranteed Excellence SC7022BM Short Sleeve Black 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

SO-CAL Speed Shop Hot Rod Service SC7024BM Short Sleeve Black 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

SO-CAL Speed Shop Safety Fast SC7031WM Short Sleeve White 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

SO-CAL Firerite T-Shirt SC7032BM Short Sleeve Black 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

Pinstripe Long Sleeve Shirt SC1020LWM Long Sleeve White 38.99 S - XL $41.99 2X - 3X

SO-CAL Speed Shop California Tank SC7023WM Short Sleeve White 24.99 S - XL $26.99 2X - 3X

SC1053

SC1035

SC1052

SC1049

SC1007

SC1032

SC1018

SC7015

SC1043

SC1031

SC1020

SC7016

SC1042

SC1014

SC1012

SO-CAL Logo Lapel Pin SC90601 $6.95 Measures 1"x 1/4"

87 ADVANCE ROAD, TORONTO, ONTARIO 1-877-471-6700

Ignition & Electrical

60 LED Light Bar w/Turn Signal Function

LED Light Bar

Turn night into day with the flip of a switch!


These lights are a great addition to any off-road vehicle. Choose from various bar lengths and three unique beam patterns. Built strong to handle most terrain. Solid housing construction with deep heat sinks to dissipate heat and a powerful, dual row of LED bulbs. Bars are equipped with stainless steel mounting brackets, allowing for versatile installation. Outstanding light output for a fraction of most competitors.

Tailgate Light Bar

$30

SAVE UP TO
Installs in minutes using supplied 3M tape or mounting screws for a secure installation! PU90009-48 48 LED Light Bar w/Turn PU90009-60 60 LED Light Bar w/Turn

$99 $129

8 & 14 Choose from Spot or Flood


HIHLED LED Light Bar Relay Harness

HIMBD12F 8 LED FLOOD LIGHT HIMBD24F 14 LED FLOOD LIGHT HIMBD84C 26 LED COMBO LIGHT

$29.95

$149 $275 $899

5-Function LED Tailgate Spoiler

Strut Extension
Keep Your Factory Ride Will never wear, break or fail Toughest nish Safest way to mild lift Does not require permanent modications No Cutting or Drilling Required CNC Machined from aluminum Will align back to factory specications No spring compression required Installs in about 1-2 hours KE662059 2 Strut Extension - Ford F150 04-13 KE663085 2.25 Strut Extension GM P/U 07-14

Forged Torsion Key SAVE

$25
$239 $239

was $264 Now $239 ReadyLift torsion keys are designed to grab the FLAT of the torsion bar for a tighter, sturdier fit. CNC machined adjuster bolt pockets and 10.9 grade metric hardware allow for proper bolt seating, ensuring an accurate and safe adjustment. Only ReadyLift torsion keys are forged, making them 25% stronger than OEM and designed to last the life of your vehicle. KE663000 1.5 - 2.5 Keys - GM P/U 88-07 4WD KE663050 2.5 Keys - GM HD P/U 01-10

These Anzo tailgate spoiler LED light bars mount on your trucks tailgate and provide super-bright LED lighting for brake, turn signal, or parking lights. Their 5-function design allows you to use them for additional turn indicators, drive lights, brake lights, and more. KE861125 LED Tailgate Spoiler

Coil Spacers Great Price on Westin Bars!

Provides up to 2 of lift for clearance to add up to 35 wheels and tires.

$299

KE661090 2 Coil Spacers - Dodge Ram 94-01

$239

$239 $239

3rd Generation side bars oer style and functionality! Direct bolt on design all Hardware is included.

Look good without breaking the bank! SAVE

$55
Westin Mail-In Rebate
WA23-0505 bars start @ SAVE
Black E-Series Side

SAVE

$90 $210
$299
Pr. Pr.

Was $438.99 From $349 Tough looking 3 tube and skid plate design is made from polished stainless for lasting shine. Easy bolt on installation, a license plate relocation kit may be required. WA31-5170 Polished E-Series Bull Bar WA32-0055 License Plate relocation kit

$35

$75

Polished Stainless WA23-0500 E-Series bars start @

$349 $34

10 Big Summer Savings

Air & Fuel

Edelbrock E-Force Supercharger systems deliver excellent horsepower and torque in a complete, street-legal kit that fits under the factory hood. The core of each system is the Eaton Gen VI 2300 TVS Supercharger rotating assembly. Eatons assembly features a four lobe design with 160 of twist for maximum flow, minimum temperature rise and quiet operation for excellent drivability.

Special Features: Bolt-on install - ts under stock hood Everything ts right out of the box Eaton 2300 TVS Rotor assembly Self contained oil system Electronic PCM programming module High Flow Mass Air Flow Sensor (MAFS) Little to no decrease in fuel economy Individual runners for maximum torque

Performance Seminar on Edelbrock Superchargers September 16!


Get all your E-Force questions answered by Edelbrocks Cary Redman at 87 Advance - see store for details!

Does your 5.7 HEMI need more power?

Most efficient supercharger for your 6.1 HEMI

Boost the power in your GM truck

All Edelbrock E-Force supercharger kits feature Eatons Gen VI Twin Vortices Series TVS rotor group - the same internals used on the new Corvette ZR-1. The most ecient supercharger on the market for the popular Chrysler 5.7L and 6.1L HEMI engines.

This complete Edelbrock E-Force supercharger system includes everything you need to bolt it on under the hood, including supercharger/manifold assembly, fuel injectors, air-to-water intercooler and a handheld flash programmer to properly tune the factory ECU for the added power.

Turn your truck into a true work horse! Towing and off-road applications will see a tremendous benefit created from the twelve inch long intake runners that are designed to increase low end torque. You will also feel the boost in horsepower throughout the entire RPM curve!

506 HP & 501 TQ


ED1532 2009-10 5.7L HEMI

556 HP & 501 TQ

334 HP & 380 TQ

SAVE NOW! $7695

ED1536

2005-10 6.1L HEMI

SAVE NOW! $7395

ED1578

2007-12 4.8 & 5.3L GM

SAVE NOW! $6995

Supercharge your 5.0L Pony and stay legal!

Take your Camaro to the next Level


Up To

in Rebates!

$1,000

Instant, reliable and safe HP AND maximum low end torque for your Mustang 5.0L. Edelbrock superchargers provide the most power at the lowest amount of boost, resulting in performance that is safe for a completely stock engine.

This supercharger kit for the 2010-12 Camaro SS features 12 long intake runners for maximum low end torque. Its compact design fits under the stock hood and compliments the clean look of the engine compartment.

$500 US Mail In Rebate from Edelbrock on all Superchargers! $500 CDN Rebate from PI on in-stock Superchargers only Full details in Store.

559 HP & 503 TQ


ED1588 2011-13 5.0L Mustang

599 HP & 547 TQ

SAVE NOW! $6495

ED1598

2010-13 CAMARO

SAVE NOW! $7195


Big Summer Savings 11

Chassis

Tan Exhaust Wrap


HT Silicone Coating spray is highly recommended
Reduces Under Hood Temperature up to 50%! Increases Exhaust Flow Improves Horsepower Convenient Installation Guidelines DN010102 2x 50 - Tan DN010108 2x 50 - Black DN010127 2x 50 - Titanium

Spiro Pro 8mm Ignition Wires

20%
SAVE UP TO

SAVE

Billet Wheel Adaptors

$15

Available in Blue, Red and Black $45 $48 $51


Stainless Steel Spiro Wound Core ProBoot Low Prole Spark Plug Boot TC74202 All SPIRO PRO Custom wires on sale!

$35
$35

From

$19

SAVE

UP TO

These can be used as spacers to move your existing wheels out 1.25 or can be had with different bolt patterns allowing you to adapt different wheels to your vehicle! TO54505450 1.25 Billet Wheel Adaptors

$20%

XTREME WHITE PLUS Headlight Bulbs


SAVE UP TO

Original look with up to date performance


With an as cast nish and a gold zinc pulley & fan, these alternators look stock but have enough power to SAVE support heavy electrical loads.

Manual Boost Controller


A Manual Boost Controller is one of the easiest and most cost eective ways to squeeze more horsepower and torque from your turbocharged vehicle. Adjustment key included.

$12
PI15224

$71
$71

From

$37 $99

TU7127D

As Cast 100 amp 1 or 3 wire

VP16900

Manual Boost Controller

$15 $74

SAVE

Chrome that will get you home


Like all Tu Stu products, these 100% USA alternators are smoothed, bued, polished and plated for the ultimate shine. High quality internals keep your battery charged. TU7127ND Chrome 100amp 1-wire

The Xtreme White Series of bulbs have a cool white light output that gives the driver better color recognition on depth perception and better contrast than stock halogen lamps. The blue top coat on this series of bulbs adds a slight blue tint to a lamp with no loss of performance. H4 XTREME WHITE+

Air to Air Intercooler SAVE UP TO

$75

VP12800

2.5 Intercooler 18x6.5x3.25 2.5 Intercooler 22x9x3.25 3 Intercooler 25x12x3.5

$36 $125

SAVE

VP12810 VP12815

$175 $245 $375

Ignitor
Never Change Points Again!

FlameThrower

U-Fit Dual Exhaust Kit


The universal kit that will help you to install a dual exhaust system on your car with a crossover pipe.

Its higher voltage allows larger spark plug gaps for added power, smoother response and better fuel economy. These coils are internally resisted so they are compatible with many ignition systems.

Delivers twice the voltage to the spark plugs, increasing horsepower, fuel economy, and spark plug life. PT1181 PT1281 PT1381A IGNITOR KIT DELCO 8cyl

$25

SAVE UP TO

SAVE UP TO

$11

JUST ADD MUFFLERS!


FE15935 FE15936 FE15937

$16
$269 $289 $309

SAVE

2.25 U-FIT DUAL KIT 2.50 U-FIT DUAL KIT 3.00 U-FIT DUAL KIT

$75 $75 $80

PT40011 PT40111 PT40001

COIL (1.5ohm) OIL-FILLED (BLACK) COIL (1.5ohm) EPOXY (BLACK) COIL (1.5ohm) OIL-FILLED (CHROME)

$35 $39 $39

Does not include hardware

Upgrade to S/S only $60 more!

12 Big Summer Savings

Ignition & Electrical

Chrome Ford Air Cleaner


Includes special diecast Ford Oval nut

ARP Head Bolts


SAVE

AEM Wide band 02


Wickedly accurate, these gauges work as a gauge or with standalone EMS. Includes Bosch 5v sensor. Analog gauges also available AW304100

$20

PR302350 Ford Racing 13 A/C Chrome

$59

ARP High Performance series head bolt kits are tough!

$50

SAVE UP TO

$24 $225 Wide band Digital O2 Gauge

SAVE

Ford Mustang 13 A/C Chrome

Ford Racing 13 A/C Black

They are rated at 170,000 psi--15 percent stronger than Grade 8 fasteners. They come available with hex heads or reduced wrenching 12-point heads that eliminate the need for valve train removal when re-torquing cylinder heads. AP154-3601 ARP Head Bolts SBF AP134-3601 ARP Head Bolts SBC

AEM TruBoost Controller


Gauge and Boost Controller all in one!

$29
PR302361

SAVE

$29
$ 75 Ea.
PR302352

SAVE

$ 69 Ea.

AP250-4202 ARP Head Bolts 6.0L Powerstroke

$55 $83 $515

AW304350 Boost Controller/Gauge

$24 $315

SAVE

12 Circuit Wiring Harness SAVE

Multi US 4.3
Battery Chargers

CLEARANCE

$40
PW10101 PW10102

$10

SAVE UP TO

Lokar Automatic Shifter!

Was $399 Now $359 This harness is ready to install with colour coded, pre-printed high quality wire. Modern blade type fuse block with preterminated wire. Painless wiring kits are guaranteed for life. Including GM column plug w/o GM column plug

$359 $359

Fully automatic charging and maintenance 8 steps process maximizes battery life and performance Water-resistant so that the solution could be taken to the problem even if it rains or snows Reconditions deep discharged batteries Desulphation step extends battery life Water resistant, short-circuit proof and polarity protected for untroubled use CT56-864 Multi US 4.3 for all batteries

$127
Red Top

SAVE UP TO

in-Stock only
$239

Tranny mount design makes for an easy installation! Display model Clearout - This Shifter ONLY! LOATS6350AM TH350-23 Shifter w/knob

$79

Powerforce Street Dampers


Withstands the demands of todays street performance enthusiasts!
PQ80000 PQ80001 PQ80002 PQ80003 SBC 6.75 INT BALANCER SBC 6.75 EXT BALANCER SBC 8 INT BALANCER SBC 8 EXT BALANCER

Quick Kits for Holley Carburetors


Top quality components to restore your carb!

SAVE
SAVE

$27

SAVE UP TO
$69 $96 $99 $105

The most common parts you need to bring your Holley carb back to as-new condition. WF11419R Quick kit for 4160 Carbs WF11485R Quick kit for 4150 Carbs WF15152B Complete kit for 4160 Carbs WF15413 Complete kit for larger 4160 Carbs WF15456B Complete kit for 4150 DP

$21
OBSC34U OBSC78S

$5

Was $179.99 Now $159 Maximum Starting Power Strongest 5 second starting burst Completely spill-proof Mountable in many positions OBSC75U RED TOP (75/35) 720CCA $159 RED TOP (34/78) 800CCA RED TOP CLASS 78 BATTERY

Many other applications available!

$25 $35 $29 $39 $39

$189 $189

Big Summer Savings 13

Air & Fuel

Value Priced Gauges from AutoMeter


3-3/4 Tachs
TACH 8000 BLACK TACH 8000 CHROME

Universal Air Filter

Universal Air Filter

Universal Air Filter

Cone Air Filter


SAVE UP TO

$9

KNRU3130 Inlet 3.5 length 7

$ 35

KNRU4450 Inlet 2.75 length 5

$ 42

KNRE0930 Inlet 3 Length 6

$ 45

$10
AU2300 AU2303 AU2301 AU2302 AU2309

SAVE

$16
$ 69 Ea.
TACH 8000 BLK/WHT TACH 8000 CHRM/BLK TACH 8000 W/SHFTLTE TACH 8000 CHROME AU2304 SAVE $12 SAVE $16 SAVE $26 SAVE $35

SAVE

$ 79 Ea. Now $69 Now $79 Now $149 Now $169

K&N makes a dizzying assortment of high performance reusable air lters, but these ones are by far the most popular. Even if these arent right for you, chances are K&Ns got the one you need!

Universal Air Filter

Universal Air Filter

Universal Air Filter

KNRU2590 Inlet 4 length 7

$ 45

KNRU4950 Inlet 2.5 length 5.5

$ 45

KNRE0950 Inlet 3.5 Length 6

$ 48

Coil Kits for Modern Muscle

Pro Fab Air Intakes

$82
MD82488 MD82428 MSD Coil Kits - (8) Ford 5.0L from MSD Coil Kits - (8) Ford 4.6L from MSD Coil Kits - (8) 05+ Ford 4.6L from MSD Coil Kits - (8) Hemi 5.7/6.1 from MSD Coil Kits - (8) GM LS1/6 from MSD Coil Kits - (8) GM LS2/7 from

SAVE UP TO
Intakes That Add HP!
Horsepower and CFM rated Intake Systems for Pickups, SUVs and Muscle Cars SR9900

Blaster Coil kits come 8 to a package, perfect for an easy upgrade! They are a direct bolt in with improved high rpm operation!

MD82438 MD82558 MD82858 MD82878

$312 $385 $385 $465 $719 $767

$20

SAVE

All Spectre Pro Fab Intakes

$149
$16
SAVE

Holley HP Inline Fuel Pumps


A heavy duty fuel pump for the street

Holley Dominator In-Line Fuel Pumps

Holley HP Billet F/P Bypass Regulator


Use in Return-Style Fuel Systems -8AN O-Ring Inlet/Outlet -6AN O-Ring Return 1/4NPT Gauge Port

100,000+ Mile Durability Georotor technology -8AN O-Ring inlet/outlet Return Style Regulator Required HO12-700 up to 700HP HO12-890 up to 900HP

1st stage for street duty 2nd Stage for BIG POWER! -10AN O-Ring inlet/outlet Return Style Regulator Required

Two Stage Fuel HO12-846 EFI 40-70 psi pump for street/ Holley HP Inline strip action! Fuel Filters

HO12-845 Carb 4.5-9 psi

$149 $149

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14 Big Summer Savings

September Sale

September SAVE Sale! 25%


WEEK 1 September 1 - 8

UP TO

5 Brands a Week for 4 Weeks


Deep deals on select Brands for one week only - come to the store to take advantage of these savings!

WEEK 2 September 9 - 15

WEEK 3 September 16 - 22

WEEK 4 September 23 - 30

5 Different Brands each week for 4 weeks 15

Amount Purchased: $200 - $499

Amount Purchased: $500+

Cash Rebate:

Cash Rebate:

$25 $50
Buy an MSD product before September 30, 2013. All MSD products are eligible. Check should arrive in 4-6 weeks.

Kipling Ave.

New Location!
Advance Road Norseman St.

Rutherford Rd.

Silvercreek Pkwy.

HWY. 400

HWY. 410

422 Dunlop St. W 705-735-1274

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Queen St. E

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12 Rutherford Rd. S 905-453-9901

567 Silvercreek Parkway 519-821-6740

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Dunlop St. W

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Clark Blvd.

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Upper Ottawa Lincoln Alexander Pkwy
Upper Gage Ave

P.I. OSHAWA
Boul St Charles
Simcoe St. N

P.I. PIERREFONDS
Boul Pierrefonds

NEW Location
Stone Church Rd. E

1487 Simcoe St. N 905-725-3533


Taunton Rd.

4909 Boul St Charles 514-626-1866

1515 Upper Ottawa 905-574-6940

HWY40

Sale Flyer is effective until September 30, 2013. P.I. No Hassle Return Policy: If youre not completely happy with your purchase, simply return it with its undamaged packaging and original receipt to any P.I. Store within 30 days of purchase. We will either replace it, refund your money or give you a credit note. Special Order items excluded. P.I. Fair Purchase Policy: We reserve the right to limit quantities. Some items may already reflect P.I. Every Day Low Price. Accessories not included unless stated. Cheaper Than Mail Order comparisons were made against Summit Racings website on 08/16/2013 using Fed Ex Ground shipping option, adding Duty, Brokerage, Freight & their handling charge. Exchange rate used for comparison was $1CDN=$1.04USD. CLEARANCE: No substitutions on limited quantity items advertised as Clearance, While they last, or Special Deal - when theyre gone, theyre gone. Clearance items may not be available at all stores. Some Clearance items may have been sold before the flyer made it into your hot little hands. All prices in Canadian Dollars, applicable taxes, are extra. While we try our best to make the most accurate flyer possible, we are not obligated to sell items based on errors or misprints in typography or photography we reserve the right to correct the pricing at the point of sale. Cover photo of Gerry Judah Sculpture for Porsche by David Barbour. Thanks for reading the fine print!

Boul St Jean

Islington Ave.

87 Advance Road 416-259-9656

P.I. TORONTO

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Performance Directory
Supercharger Seminar
Learn more about Edelbrocks E-Force Superchargers on Monday, September 16, at 87 Advance Road.

See store for Seminar details and to save your seat!

DIGGERS, FUNNIES, GASSERS and ALTEREDS


Just in time to coincide with our story on the ONDR, Car Tech has released their book about the golden age of drag racing in paperback Featuring a forward by the legendary John Force. There was a time in drag racing when creativity ran rampant, and innovation was the name of the game. Every class had its own rules, every car had its own look, every team had its own agenda, and every driver had his own style. From the 1960s through the 1970s, the sport grew and changed dramatically, and it all happened in front of Bob McClurgs camera. McClurg is an accomplished magazine writer and photographer, but hes best known for his drag racing images of the 1960s and 1970s. His lens captured all of the exciting action of the Roadsters, Gassers, Altereds, Top Fuel, Funny Cars, Pro Stocks, and even the modern age of nostalgia drag racing. Follow each of the classes as they evolve, each year bringing more speed and lower elapsed times. Follow the exciting careers of Big Daddy Don Garlits, Don the Snake Prudhomme, TV Tommy Ivo, Big John Mazmanian, and many more. Now available in paperback for the first time, McClurgs best drag racing photos are brought together in one volumea book that is a necessary addition to any drag racing fans library.

Diggers, Funnies, Gassers and Altereds Author: Bob McClurg 204 So bound pages 200 Colour and 150 B/W photos SACT521 $29.95
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Story & Photos by Jover Papag Action Photos by Jeremy Alan Glover
axim Lemoine, 21, likes to ride BMX bikes and skateboards. Like any other young man his age looking to find his identity in this world of high expectations, he might not care now, but these days hes a big deal. As 2012 Drift Mania (DMCC) Pro-Am Champ, Maxim is well on his way to having a successful 2013 PRO season. He would probably like you to know that he is still the same kid who likes to ride bikes and go around with a huge smile on his face. Lately, hes taken to having his hair cut in a mullet, to which his English-

MAX
A product of great parenting, Maxims parents took him to racing events such as drag racing, mud drags, stock car racing, Grand Prix Trois-Rivieres, and boat racing at Valleyfield Regatta. All of which had shaped the young man to become a tireslayer at just 21 years old. Although not a competitive extreme sportsman, Maxim is an avid skateboarder and BMX rider, all of which give him an adrenaline-fed natural instinct for winning. In 2012, he captured the DMCC Pro-Am Championship title, and at this time of writing, he is the current points

speaking friends stated, Business in the front/Party in the back, just like his Chevy S10 pickup truck. Pickup trucks have always been mans best vehicular companion. Everyone knows how useful and how enjoyable it can be to drive a pickup and customize it to suit particular needs. From lifted monster trucks to slammed-down mini-trucks, pickups have saved some of the automakers from going completely bankrupt. As the most accessorized vehicles out there today, they keep our performance aftermarket industry thriving.

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leader in the Pro DMCC Championship. Impressing peers and fans alike, he cites Patrick Cyr as a great influence to his program, the two competitors are #teamfriendship, often seen hanging out and sharing laughs both in and outside the racetrack. The senior Pat Cyr found instant rapport and took well to the thenunknown Maxim Lemoine in 2011 when Max had cut his teeth in competition and took several podiums on his run to a ProAm championship. Why would anyone ever decide to use a pickup truck as a competition vehicle? To Maxim, he didnt really have a choice at the time, as this Chevy S10 was his only automobile. Early on, he worked in a

cramped garage with barely enough room to work on one side at a time. Through hard work and perseverance he earned enough money by working at a speed shop in Quebec City where he hashed out a plan to put in the best motor available a LSX 454 from GM Performance. For those who dont know, this is essentially a modern 21st century 454, utilizing a tall-deck LSX Bowtie Block and occupying the same space of a LS motor. With a forged rotating assembly and six bolt heads that hold down over 600 ponies, you cannot miss hearing this engine. The custom 5-inch exhaust terminates right behind the cab just below ear-level. To say this truck is loud is like saying all the heavy metal bands in the

world playing at the same time with like 600 amplifiers in the same venue would be loud. To those who are easily afraid, we like to say, hide your kids and cover their ears. What you dont see is the development that Maxim and his best pal, JP have put into the fabrication of this seriously competitive S10 Pickup. From the custom fabricated dashboard with AutoMeter gauges, fuse panel and switches, to the roll cage and the custom-welded frame, this truck is a monster on its own. Putting the power to the pavement is achieved with QA1 Proma Star coilovers from strengthened and boxed suspension pickup points. When more traction is needed, Maxim uses weights to ballast the rear

Max sliding with his idol & friend Pat Cyr

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Bro, do you even lift?

Legendary LSX 454

TECH SPECS

1999 Chevrolet S10 Pickup Owner: Maxim Lemoine 2012 Drift Mania (DMCC) Pro-Am Champ
ENGINE: GM Performance Parts tall-deck LSX 454 Forged rotating assembly 6-bolt cylinder heads deep breathing GM Performance Parts LSX/LS7 4-bbl manifold Holley 4150 Street Avenger 870 CFM 4 barrel carb MSD 6LS 2 igntion Headman Hustler Headers with 1- primary tubes Estimated horsepower: 600+HP CHASSIS and SUSPENSION: Spot-welded frame and chassis Fabrication by Maxim and JP Partly boxed & reinforced suspension pickup points QA1 front and rear custom coilovers with QA1 Proma Star double adjustable shocks DRIVETRAIN: TKO 600 Transmission Welded rear-end with 3.42:1 gears Procomp Series 52 steel wheels with 225/45/17 front and 255/45/17 rear INTERIOR: Custom steel dash AutoMeter Sport Comp gauges Custom side-brake handle Sparco Sprint 5 seats Sparco steering wheel Custom switch and fuse panels Safety roll cage custom built by Maxim and JP at Lloyd Transport EXTERIOR: 2-tone red and black paint and bodywork done by Leblanc Autocentre SPECIAL THANKS: KSK Drift Team, Family and Friends especially: JP, Matjul, ced, Camille, Oliwood and Pakbo

suspension for more traction. Contrary to what most people think, drifting is as much traction as it is losing traction. You must go sideways, but you must also propel forward and leave your competitor in a huge plume of tire smoke to win. This humble truck subtly hides a few secrets up its sleeve and often leaves losing competitors in its wake, wondering where they can gain on Maxim and his trusty Chevy. For every normal enthusiast, theres always a rare outlier someone who has to go completely against the grain. For Drift Mania Drifting Championship (DMCC) driver, Maxim Lemoine, he couldnt have picked a better ride. In a sea of imports some of which are running modern domestic V8 power, Maxims truck definitely sticks out and makes a bold statement, while obliterating rubber in a very dramatic way. Really, whats not to like?

Nice & Tidy Dash

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About the Author: When Jover Papags not drifting his F20C-powered AE86, hes handling social media for Performance Improvements. Give us a like on facebook.com/PIspeedshops #TruckTuesday

About the Photographer: All the drifting photos of Maxims truck were taken by Jeremy Alan Glover, based out of Montreal. See more of Jeremys awesome work at: jagimaging.com.

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Story by Bob McJannett Photos: Jim Madigan


you have been around drag racing in Southern Ontario for a while, you experienced it during what is now referred to as the golden years. Years when, if you went to the track, you never knew just what you might see. No matter if you were at Cayuga, St. Thomas, or Niagara, the numbers and types of cars were amazing. Racers from that era built their cars to suit themselves, as well as the rule book. Those were the days before big

If

money sponsors and cloned cars. In those days, all cars did not look alike, with the only difference being the colour and the lettering. NHRA referred to that era as Ingenuity in Action. If those days appeal to you, you can relive them right here at St. Thomas Raceway in Sparta, Ontario. St. Thomas was opened over 50 years ago by Bob and Helen Harvey and was for years run by the family. Unfortunately, the Harveys have passed

away, but the track is still operating. There have been a few name changes originally St. Thomas Dragway then London Motorsports Park, and now St. Thomas Raceway, but the venue remains one of the nicest places to see races. The track features pits with grass, trees and a wonderful family attitude, plus good food at the concessions. Racing today closely matches those days in the 60s especially when the ONDR show is in town.

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The ONDR (Ontario Nostalgia Drag Racers) was started in 2002 by Rick Proctor who, while sitting in the stands at St. Thomas, wondered why all the old style cars in the area were running against all the new cars. Rick felt there were enough cars from 1974 back that would make a fun oriented nostalgia drag club. Shortly after that, the ONDR was born. Rules were created and classes set.

However, the first and most important rule was to have fun. Eleven years later, there are 300+ members all having fun, while reliving the golden days of drag racing. Look over Jim Madigans photos from their last event at St. Thomas and check the web site for their next outing. What a fun variety of cars, who says you cant go back?

For more info on Rick Proctor and the ONDR visit: www.fastpast.ca.

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_ACBS2013
The greatest race boat show in Canadian history Story & Photos: Len Sly
or the last 33 years, the Antique and Classic Boat Society - Toronto has held one of the largest boat shows in Canada. Each year, there is a feature boat builder with as many of that particular genre on display as possible. Over time famous builders such as Ditchburn, Greavette, Seabird, Chris Craft, and many others have all been recognized. For the last 21 years, the show has been held at the Muskoka Wharf in scenic Gravenhurst, Ontario. This is home port for the Muskoka Steamship Fleet consisting of the RMS Segwun, the SS

Wenonah ll and the SS Wanda lll. This years event, held on July 6 took a different turn, billed as The Greatest Race Boat Show in Canadian History. The 2013 event featured a wide variety of racing water craft. Everything from genuine antique wooden racers, to modern fibreglass versions with a nice mix of unlimited hydroplanes and sea fleas were all on display. The docks were filled with all types of speed boats with a great turnout of Gentlemans Racers. Certainly one of the highlights was the freshly restored 64-year-

old Miss Canada lV, the varnish was barely dry when it hit the water. Miss Canada lV is powered by a 3,000 HP Rolls Royce Griffin engine. At 34-feett-long, we are talking impressive. One of the other interesting parts of the day was to watch these great boats demonstrating their prowess on the water on a closed course set up in front of the boat docks, the sounds of power would make your heart pound. All in all, it was a great day. Hats off to the ACBS for putting on an amazing show. I cant wait till next year.

The 42 Team Apache, owned by Lorne Libel, was powered by not one, but two Entec 3151 blown big block engines.

One highlight of the show was the unveiling of Bob Genoveses freshly restored 1948 Miss Canada IV Greavette, powered with a 12-cylinder Rolls Royce engine.

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The RMS Segwun and The SS Wenona ll wait to load passengers going out for the lunch cruise.

Ramblin Rose, 18 homebuilt with a 400HP Chev V8 owned by Randy Milligan.

How about 1,370 HP of GE Turbine power? Mark Nyes Squirt 2 had it.

There was an interesting display of early race outboard engines

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n addition to their Friday Night cruise at East Side Marios on Argentia in Mississauga, the Mississauga Classic Car Club combine with Skyway Jacks Restaurant for two Sunday mornings to bring you breakfast with the cars. This years events were held on June 9 and July 14. The sun shone and lots of great cars turned out for the good food, music and just plain fun. Watch the MCCC web site for your next chance to have an excellent breakfast and to see some great cars.

Mississauga Classic Car Morning I

www.mississaugaclassiccarclub.com www.skywayjacks.com

Dashboard Confessional
Decoding what drivers and passengers are really saying

fter so many journeys down the road, drivers and passengers alike develop a unique way of communicating. Some refer to it as The Code, which is only shared with those who know the secret handshake, while others treat it like a trip to Vegaswhat happens in the garage, stays in the garage. Whether broadcast at full volume or as quietly as a group of angry mimes, a driver or passengers message wont mean anything if you cant crack the code. Weve eliminated the need to call in MacGyver, interpretive dancers or the dudes from Counting Cars by creating this handy decoder. Ill be done in ten minutes. This is when many people discover that their loved one is a time lord. What the speaker thinks is only ten minutes can turn out to be hours or days. Unfortunately, those not inside the TARDIS (or the garage or the walk-in closet) know exactly how much time has passed and must use a bullhorn or cut the power supply to get said time lords attention. It was on sale. If you have yet to understand the importance of reacting to this statement with praise and admiration instead of suspicion, you have a dark and lonely future ahead of you. It came that way. This sentenceusually uttered at a cruise night or other vehiclegawking event by a chap who claims the Mustang engine in his Honda Civic is stockshould not be taken as an invitation to share your knowledge of how a particular make and model left the factory floor.

For some car nuts, all they have left is their belief. What you can do is point them in the right direction if they need parts or service for their unique-yet-stock automobile. It only needs a bit of work. If this is said while a driver is acting like a young owner of an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, you have a lost cause on your hands. If, by chance, you are able to inspect the vehicle before purchase, take a magnet with you to help determine how much of the rides body is still metal. Think of it as an investment. And this last statement is the one that rings true for most of us. The time spent fixing up, souping up or simply driving around in the cars we love is an investment that pays off. Maybe it wont be in copious amounts of cash, but it will be in overall enjoyment. Theres something magical that happens when the engine purrs, the road beckons and theres still fuel in the tank. Heck, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a driver proudly and excitedly explain how he or she fixed that faulty whatchamacallit or grinding doohickey, Id have that beach house in Belize. In the meantime, we can use our road-worthy common sense whenever those code phrases are uttered.

Enjoy the ride

About the Author: Bonnie Staring is a comedic triple-threat (writer, performer, coupon user), and she appreciates the road of life a lot more than she might let on. Bonnie has plans to master social media one day, right after she learns how to machine rotors. www.bonniestaring.com
Image Credit: Ryan McMartin

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