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Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages

One day, A Chini was in hospital


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him Chini said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..

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anta: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call kar rahi thi
Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call

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Waiter- Ur Bill Sir.


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.

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Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao Kiya Karun? Banta: Message Sending Fail likh ke send kar de.

Santa ne aisa he kiya Aur reply aaya Ok

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health


Category: Doctor's Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.

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Santa calls WHITE HOUSE


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?

Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??

Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the. Santa yaar jaldi se koi paad mar kar Rajai ko garam kar do. Banta: Jor lagane lagta hai, Jor lagate-2 uski potti nikal padi aur, Bola le ab taap le maine aag laga di!

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya Santa: ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise hogaya? Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua? Santa: 3 mahine Biwi: aur meri shaadi ko? Santa: 3 mahina. Biwi: aur bachha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: ohh terii!vakai 9 mahine ho gaye, time ka pata hi nahi laga

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya
Category: Funny Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.

Preeto: Theres trouble with the car


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Preeto: Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? Thats ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You dont even know what a carburetor is. Ill check it out. Wheres the car? Preeto: In the pool.

Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!

Santa: Samundr mein Nimbu ka Ped ho to TumKaise Todoge?


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Samundr mein Nimbu ka Ped ho to Tum Kaise Todoge? Banta: Chidiya Ban ke. Santa: Admi ko Chidiya Tera baap Banayega kya? Banta: Samundar mein Ped Teri maa Lagayegi kya?

Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga


Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

Santa Want To Get Married


Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Want To Get Married. He Gave A Ad in Newspaper. *WIFE WANTED* Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE

Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao


Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!!

Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!

Man is a simple Animal


Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Man is a simple Animal. His daily needs are just ? ? Rosy & Roti !!

Santa 1 Barat mein gaya


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa 1 Barat mein gaya. Waha use bar-bar PAANI PAROSA ja raha tha. Paresan hokar Santa chillaya: Gale mein pani fans gaya he, thoda DAAL-CHAWAL de do..

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad Yahin pey dikha!!

Santa in art gallery


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa in art gallery: Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai? Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja ye aaina hai..!!

Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha


Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.

Shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!


Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai. Santa: maine kha to tha ki shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua? Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se Police: Wo kaise? uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS Maine daba dia!!

80 years ki Age mein Sex!!!


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

80 years ki Age mein SEX pe kuchh bolne ke liye Santa ko kaha gaya.. ? ? Santa: Ye Bahut hi Mushkil hai., Bilkul Waisa, Jaise RASSI se BILLIARDS Khelna!

Plastic Surgery
Category: Doctor's Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi..

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

Santa to God
Category: Flirt Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal

Santa ne underwear dho ke


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz diBhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.

Wait Loss
Category: Doctor's Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 sal bad santa phone pe:

Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillayaPuttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai! Meri ungli chhod..!

Santa apni Biwi se


Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa apni Biwi seAaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

Santa after looking a slim girl


Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa after looking a slim girlChehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi

1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bolaBhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai, Agle janam Fir NURSERY toh hi shuru karna payega

Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..?


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai..? Banta: Tu ek dum ullu hai, dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai..!! MBA bole toh- MAI BHI ANNA

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..

Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa- Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya. Banta- Fir kya hua? Santa- Bewkoof kal rat se apni hi behen ko romantic MSG bhej rha hai

Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time


Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boliMein to 1100 Lungi 2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi piche se Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he

Anna Hazare Sms


Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena 51 rupees ka bhog apke chorono me rakh rha hu!! God- Pagal marwayega kya? ANNA HAZARE Dekha raha hai

Titanic was sinking


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Titanic was sinking, Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here? Banta- 1kmetr Santa jumped into d sea n asked again in which direction..? Banta- DOWNWARD

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya!


Category: Flirt Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes, Kiss Sms, Naughty Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

Tags: Cricket

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya


Category: Santa-Banta Sms, Story Sms.

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!

Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga :p

Santa ne challenge kiya


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh k emumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu
Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai

IIT exam, Santa got 1 question


Category: College-School Sms, Exam Sms, Funny Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

IIT exam, Santa got 1 question. Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled n from both the sides. Then six=6 &

wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht!


Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai.

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai

Santa apni biwi ke sath train me safar kar raha tha


Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai.. Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain

Baaju ke ghar se IODEX maang ke la


Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la. Wife: Wo log nhi denge. Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

Nurse Mubarak Ho
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Nurse Mubarak Ho Ap k Ghr Beta Peda Hua He Santa-Wah G Wah Kia Technology He BV Meri Hospital Me He Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

Interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night Santa- it doesnt go anywer.

Intrvr- superb pls continue. Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa Watching Star TV
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Watching Star TV Break me advertise aya aap dekh rahe he Star TV Santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha, Our Has Bhi Raha Tha. Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai? Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

Sir- Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye Santa: Par Madam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai.

Santa- bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise Taximan: 40rs

Santa: 2rs me chalega? taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega? Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu

SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER


Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai, ghar me kya ho jata he? BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu, bas DURGA sawar ho jati hai.

Santa- Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai

Santa Translation
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Translation: 1. Main aam Admi nahi hu i am not a mango man. 2. Muje bhi English aati hai English comes to me also.

Teacher- what do u call a person


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho? SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah


Category: Funny Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

Santa film Director


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft..

Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: dont worry there iS no water..

Daku- Tera Naam


Category: Hindi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Daku- Tera Naam? Lady- Rita Daku- Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He, Ja Tuje Maaf Kia. Aur Tera? Santa- Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He

Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe. Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae.. Santa Rokar- Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta..!

Santa Banta wathcing match


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai

Santa Apne sabse purane Dost ko


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Apne sabse purane Dost ko Milne gaya.. Papu- A,B;A,B;A,B;AB Santa- Oye! Ye Kya bol raha hai Papu- Long time hogaye Not C.

Name an animal which


Category: College-School Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Sir: Name an animal which lives in land & water Santa: Frog Sir: Good! Now name 3 such animals Santa: Frogs mom, frogs dad & his son.

SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

Santa:Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa:Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rhe The Banta:Ab kaise hai? Santa:Thik honge,kalse kuwense koi awaz nahi ayi

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


Tum to bas apne kam me
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Gal to Banta
Category: Girls-Boys Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Santa went to see a gal


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Whats difference between


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Whats difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Whats the difference between


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Banta: Whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Congrats Santa ji
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

WHat is another
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

When did George


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Tell me five FERROUCIOUS


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Zebra Crossing
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the, Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

Santa-Banta Sms Jokes & Messages


SANTA kadhai leke bich
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.

Santa ji pulled out


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house still he was in jail.why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Santa asks banta


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Banta apna mobile


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai, Aja, upar aja. His friend asked, Pani me se upar kaise ayega?. banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

Santa had called


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didnt know English, he said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight

Santa is so rich
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for people who cant swim!

Will this bus


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

A Girl Romantically
Category: Girls-Boys Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

BANTA KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD


Category: Santa-Banta Sms.

SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI. KOOD JA!

MAN to santa
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa: WOW! thats an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.