An Out-of-the-box Solution to President Obama's Syrian Conundrum

1 President Obama's address to the world on Tuesday, 10 September 2013, should not be longer than five minutes. 2 It will be announced, by the president, that he will go on a retreat. For three days. He will reflect and pray for guidance from the Almighty. He will be isolated and undisturbed. The vice-president will be in charge for these three days. 3 During this withdrawal, the president will reflect enthusiastically upon the Middle East trauma. He will demonstrate his sincerity for finding a resolution to this brain-teaser within the confines of a silent atmosphere. 4 In closing this brief address to the world, the president will declare that he will pray for all of us, including the Syrians and their allies the Russians, Chinese and Iranians. Then he will say that he will particularly plead to the Almighty asking help if it should happen that the Syrians, Russians,

Chinese and Iranians control the gas and petroleum flows from the Middle East to the Americas and all European nations, and thus threaten all of us with augments in fuel prices.
Authored by Anthony St. John 9 September MMXIII Calenzano, Italy www.scribd.com/thewordwarrior

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