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- That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. 2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil. 3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given. 43% of all statistics are worthless. 668: The Neighbour of the Beast. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it sta A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid m A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. Ability is what you're capable of doing... Motivation determines what you do... Attitude determines how well you do it. A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song. A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to d The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet." Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed w she felt that we must destroy our enemies. Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?" A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks. A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. A budget is something we go without to stay within. A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. (Henry Ford) A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb) A camel is a horse designed by a committee. A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpo A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each ot A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. A loving word may heal and bless. Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. (Willia Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, th tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid bein A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse." A children's catechism class was learning the Apostles Creed. Each child had been assigned a sentence to repeat. The first one said, "I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth." The second child said, "I believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son.
"When he had completed his sentence, there was an embarrassing silence. Finally, one child piped up, "Teacher, the boy who believes in the Holy Spirit isn't here." A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. (Chinese Proverb) A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird." "He should," the host replied. "His oldest son just entered the ministry." A closed mind is a good thing to lose. A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese proverb) A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I. One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.." The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts." A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir Jo A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide th done. A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago. A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals. Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing". A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table! Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in th clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish." Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin." A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold," ........ At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait you called God, Harold? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name." Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and s about the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles) A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs. A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never loo A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet m of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet m of me... I must be a God! A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. (Harvey Mackay) A drop of ink may make a million think. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them." The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!" Adversity doesnt build character, it reveals it. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. (Erica Jong) A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. (Elbert Hubbard) A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever. A fall will always make a wise man wiser. (ancient Chinese) A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve. The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs. She asked what he was doing. He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife." A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace. The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President." A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wif city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?" Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Le A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He replied, "Mom we don't have to. We prayed over this last night." His mother had prepared leftovers from the day before. A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea "let us fly" said the fly" let us flee" so they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road. On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of hi "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked. "No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only." A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too," wheezed a second. "And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em too," said the third. Hearing just about enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the foursome at 87-years-old, pipe friends, just be thankful we're still on THIS side of the grass!" A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and st
to grow. A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room. A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln) A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten t A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. A friend to all is a friend to none. A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he al hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said, "You need to join the Army o said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Ch He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." After all is said and done, more is said than done. After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history. After months of training and you finally understand all of a program's commands, a revised version of the pro all-new command structure. (Thoreau's First Theory of Adaptation) After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. H hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine." After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balanc A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from things! Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Satchel Paige) A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home! A giving church is a living church. A goal properly set is halfway reached. A goal without a plan is just a wish. A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you wh have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. (Charles H. Spurgeon) A good conscience is a soft pillow. A good example is the best sermon. A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up. A good friend see the first tear, catches the second and stops the third. A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it. A good match blows fire... A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as children and not as future ad A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as poss A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own. A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you every A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. (William Jam A guilty conscience needs no accuser. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of att A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings. A hard thing about business is minding your own. A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. (Kenyan Proverb) A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, on teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teac replied. "I just prayed for more snow." A helping hand is no farther than at the end of your sleeve. A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track . . . an inch between wreck and smooth, r (Henry Ward Beecher) A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it. A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother.
please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother a Oh. Lewis) A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step." A little boy opened the big family bible." A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother: "Lord. son. A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood. (Natasha Isabelle) A hundred men may make an encampment. (H. make sure Jesus is there. (Victor Hugo) A hug is a great gift. and God. "Oh. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward.L. Suddenly. "but three girls helped me catch him. Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity. please take care of yourself. Mencken) A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. we're gonna be in a big mess. son. 1858) A HOUSE is built of logs and stone. he answered. Aim at earth and you get neither. so the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. look what I found". "Dear God. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave (Abraham Lincoln. "How would you like your hair cut today. A king's castle is his home. do it like you do Daddy's. (ancient Egyptian proverb) A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. Maxwell) A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. Boy: "I know. one size fits all. June 17. "I think it's Adam's underwear!" A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and chang wine. Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10. bless Mommy and Daddy. (C. (John C. That stand a thousand years. Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on. Mohn) A life with love will have some thorns. the boy called out. A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks." A little boy took the chair at the barbershop. but it takes a woman to make a home. Mom. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!" Mom: "God's not deaf. A leader is one who knows the way. he needs it. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary. and it's easy to exchange. and she's hard of hearing! . if he's a good minister. The m "Well. S."It wasn't easy. "If you're having a wedding.. but truth has endurance.." A house divided against itself cannot stand. The boy thought for a moment and answered. with the big hole at the back. (Edgar J. the congregation needs it. God. but a life without love will have no roses. If he isn't." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. son?" asked the barber. dear"? With astonishment in the young boy's voice. A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand. Aim at heaven and you get earth thrown in. If anything happens to you. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages." A little boy's prayer. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in be "Mama. Of piles and post and piers. His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero flat. but Grandma's in the next room. A HOME is built of loving deeds. goes the way and shows the way. A lie has speed." admitted the young lady. "What have you got there.
When they neared the pew where he sat. All of the biggest technological inventions created by man . did God make you?" "Yes.. it may be the last time you see them. except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock. All fingers are not alike. sweetheart. (Wendell Johnson) Always buy good shoes. From time to time. Always leave loved ones with loving words. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable.. "God made me a long time ago. unless you have someone to share it with. F "Grandpa. the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear. If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism. then his again. A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.the airplane. you're in the other. "God made you just a little while ago. just in case you have to eat them. (Benjamin Franklin) A lost ounce of gold may be found. except man. If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism.say intelligence. she would book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek." Feeling their respective faces again. If you cut bigger ones to make all equal it is communism. they'll think you've been sick Always keep your words soft and sweet. All power corrupts. but speaks volumes about his laziness. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. but sadly. All mothers are working mothers. All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.down. (Edmund All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday. (Walt Disney) A long dispute means that both parties are wrong. indeed honey. They knew the art of bandaging. Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names. and those who m Franklin) All men can fly. (C. Always remember you're unique. if you have the courage to pursue them. did God make me too?" "Yes. just like everyone else. (Brian Tracy) Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. (Mark Kennedy) All of us are God's creatures. Lewis) All animals. a 40 pound bicycle need a 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock. but a good life is long enough. isn't he?" A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. (Samuel Butler) All bicycles weigh 50 pounds. those who are movable. "Grandpa. All your dreams come true. All sunshine makes a desert. know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen." he said." she paused. A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity. and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one." he answered. "God's getting better at it. If unexpected guests arrive. only in one direction -. "Don't pay for five. the automobile. but we need the electricity. Although the world is full of suffering. They learned it from their Mummies. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. All the treasure in the world is worthless. All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness. it is also full of the overcoming of it. she observed.A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. (Helen Keller) Although they had no first aid class. A long life may not be good enough.S. Egyptians were not dummies. It pays no attention to criticism. just some are more creature than others. All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing. I never want to live in . the computer . a lost moment of time never. Always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting. She was alternately stroking her own cheek." A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story." "Oh.
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does. A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion. After they finish fighting and make up the man calls his son and hammer and drive this nail into that peice of wood". A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (Latin Proverb) A man listens to his son yelling at his mother." A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. (Monsieur Nana Adom) A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. the minister asked for a show of hands. but finally decided he had everythin feeling persisted. He want had read Mark 17. but where he loves. searched his pockets. "Daddy. stopped short. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) A minister told his congregation. however: he may loose if he fails to try. (Browning) A man was on his way home with a new car. To help you understand m all to read Mark 17. which was absorbing all his attention. and the other half is spent trying to lose we America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans. A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. as he prepared to deliver his sermon. it's okay" the son said." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. is furnished by its owner. just pull the plug.dependent on some machine. America is a country where half the money is spent buying food. "No. (John Barrymore 1943) A man is not where he lives. But he became more and more quiet until in t that prayer is listening. "This is her husband!" A man's reach should exceed its grasp. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. Than "When you fight with your mother. A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school. when it struck him that he something. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. Afterwards the father tells him to pull out the nail. you drive a nail through her heart. and at first he thought that prayer was talking." A man prayed. "The police car right behind us did the same thing. "Mark has only 16 chapters. I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. you idiot!" the man shouted. Twice he stopped." The following Sunday. A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife. has a very smart wife! A man who throws dirt loses ground. A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. Every hand went up. Dad." A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child. I will now p sermon on the sin of lying. But look at how when you are forgiven nail. the hole stays. so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension. America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem. When he reached home his daughter ran out. A man has nothing to loose in trying. The minister smiled and said. where's Mommy?" A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your phys A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement. but he is surprised at the gross ignorance knowing what he does. counted his parcels. The attendant wo . "Uh-oh. "Aw. (Soren Kierkegaard) A man's knowledge can never outweigh his experience. and cried. (and now speak it out loud) "Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that? A mind. If that ever happens. made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. like a home. A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
placed on top of your alarm clock." Failing to observe the punctuation.." An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." she repeated. But . It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to trip. "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive. "I know what you mean." said the clergyman approvingly. One is gross and From the back of the room a voice called out. God is now here. Finally. (Mohandas Gandhi) . "There are two words I don't allow in my class. I just can't get to sleep at night. their hearts forever. a smile. A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his congregation. and a grateful heart. Among the things you can give and still keep are your word. An angry person is seldom reasonable. an eternity on the hips. what are the words?" An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it." was the answer. "Yes sir." The minister chuckled. and I haven't an enemy in the world." A mouse trap. Fifty people swindle swindled!" Curious. (Zig Ziglar) A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. . and checked the front page. A mother holds her childrens hands for a while. a reasonable person is seldom angry. she wrote. The little girl began to read: "G-O-D: God. "I am 90 years old. "Doctor. Finding nothing. so. An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "My business is to write upon the minds and hearts of my children the lesso forget. The mistake of the child led to her father's conversion. I don't want them to take me An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. first we have got to sin. sir. his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. "Read all about it." said the aged one." said the young man. ". having go desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety. will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep snooze button.." A moment on the lips. An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. the more interested he is in h An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. . It's the same in my business." The newsboy ignored him and went on. the attendant motioned him towar "Reverend. bought a paper." A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers. yelling. "I am writing two books. then Tommy made a logical contribution: "Well.. "Who can tell me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?" There was a moment's pause.' " she answered. A mother was asked: "Do you do any literary work?" "Yes. "sorry about the delay. Having never married. The note read gone to sea. sir. she requested no male pallbearers.. I-S R-E: here. An English professor announced to the class." "What are their titles?" " 'John' and 'Mary." An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't tea a life. "That is a beautiful thought. a man walked over. "Read people swindled!" An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise (Albert Einstein) An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.. In her handwri her memorial service.there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station.. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher. A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky. And a psychiatrist collects the rent. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all. the ma nothing in here about fifty people being swindled. He called his weeping child to his bedside and asked her to read to him the one text th contained a summary of his life's philosophy: GOD IS NOWHERE." A minister was talking to similar group of young children. An elderly woman died last month. the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones. calling out. A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Phychotic is the man who lives in it. An agnostic lay dying. counting sheep?" "That's the problem ." she replied. an onion a day keeps everyone away. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets.I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.
Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart. your visit yesterday.." .if you are careless enough. The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up. and the following generation buys prices. (Aristotles) Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt. He noticed that one of the little boys s the phrase "Surely. (Mignon McLaughin) A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the v just said a prayer and left. Johnny?" the pastor asked." An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. . (Samuel Butler) An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story. a pessimist forgets to laugh." answered Johnny. "I understand about having goodness and mercy. An inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold. if not restrained. Rabbi. but cannot remember how many tim same person. Klutz. for God is good. the next generation gets rid off. at the right time. An open mind does not always require an open mouth. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.Nolan's / Peter's Placebo Antiques are things one generation buys. (Mitchell's Law of Comm Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up. is this correct?" The Rabbi answers. (Albert Einstein) Anyone who has time to look for a 4. An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. I believe a member of your synagogue. for the right purpose and in the right way.00 Tell me." "What's wrong with that. A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin. but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. An obstinate man does not hold opinions. be carefull with what you choose to spend it on. (Bohdan Chreptak) Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind. An optimist laughs to forget. they hold him. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. "Well. (Woodrow Wilson) Anyone who stops learning is old. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because there is the vica A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit.Anger. Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. (Chinese proverb) An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life. (Henry Ford) Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference. Bach in a Minuet.. Anyone can become angry. But I'm not sure I'd me around all the time." An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. to the right degree.leaf clover needs to find one. he will. He is shown to the rabbi's off seat. states on his tax return that he has donated $100. Mr. A pessimist fears this is true. have Liszt. has never been in bed with a mosquito. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. But to be angry with the right person. Any car will last a lifetime . whether at twenty or eighty. That is not easy. "Rabbi. (Seneca) Anger is costly on the soul. Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop. "Yes. Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them. That is easy.
except office. A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. generally makes nothing. I really meant to just have a few. to be loved. (German proverb) A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating." Winning isn't everything. did get it. did regret it. As he sits on the couch. Who gossips to you will gossip of you. (Frank Lloyd Wright) A police recruit was asked during the exam. I'll check it out. Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!" A promise is a debt. I have been doing nothing for years. but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He sa A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. (Japanese Proverb. (Confucius) A person lives. when they comp . (Algerian proverb) Who says nothing is impossible. and a penny spent. It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. but he who needs a lot. but losing isn't anything Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer. but rude to the waiter. (Slick's Second Universe Law) Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsow Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd. (Anon) A poor person isn't he who has little. A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything. A person can fail many times. A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for. A person is only as big as the things that make them angry. "How?" is the question of a person who wants to believe. "Will you repeat that?" she asked. A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opi A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves. A physician can bury his mistakes. A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities (Harry Truman) A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. he emptied most of the bowl. " No not at all. The girl at the desk didn't quite catch the message. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts." the woma lost my teeth. but when they can take care of others. an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the p leave. (Turkish proverb) Who got it. " Mind if I have a few?" he asks. is a penny enjoyed." he replied. A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. A person loves." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.A penny saved is a penny earned." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous. I've been wearing a great n New Car Interior. A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots. he notices a large bowl of table. (Miguel de Cervantes) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. (Michael Crowgey) A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds." "Oh that's all right.) Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like flowers. "Not if I can help it. he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts. (J Tilse) Wife: "There's trouble with the car. A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing s A person who is nice to you. (Irish Proverb) A proud father phoned the newspaper and reported the birth of twins. to have lived. is not a nice person. (Rita Rudner) "Why?" is the query of a skeptic. and who left it. A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the pool. A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one A person who makes no mistakes.
" HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear. Tomorrow is a promised note. (Bill Keane) Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday." Women's faults are many. the air bag works. Wisdom will keep you from getting into situations where you need it. (Plato) Wise sayings often fall on barren ground. it is not what you get that counts. (Marcel Archard) Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. given or forgiven.foolishness shouts. (Irish proverb) Wisdom whispers . (Tom Hopkins) Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. They think they're listening. Win with humility. (Aristotles) Women like silent men. Fools talk because they have to say something. Without God. 2) Not saying it." HER: "Well. With drive you can make a comfortable living. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. just as long as you don't have to go along. use it! Yesterday is history.heat. With peace of mind. Without me. which is why we call it the present. (Rans With money I can buy things. (Mark Twain) Write injuries in the sand. (Richard Brinsley Sheridan 1751-1816) Work like you don't need the money. it empties today of its strength. Sandbrook) Wise men talk because they have something to say. and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. love like your heart has never been broken. God will not. (Bruce M. With prayer as with other gifts from God. and dance as if no one is wa Paige) Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. You are richer today if you have laughed. Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Without risk there is no opportunity for gain. Today is ready cash. You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coa You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. I can not. men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!!! Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. but as I've got no time now. kindnesses in marble. Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine. today is a gift of God. it's what you do with it. With wealth you can live in comfort. you can be comfortable in living." HIM: "OK darling. Wit is educated insolence. . but a kind word is never thrown away. Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes. tomorrow is a mystery. Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed. with thinking I can understand things. just give me the good news. (Sir Arthur Helps) With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in t Hercules. HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today. You always find something in the last place you look. lose with grace. (Corrie Ten Boom) Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
but you can't blow out a fire. (Malcolm Fo You can employ men and hire hands to work for you. You can blow out a candle. yet it may take several years to move a simple inch of human skull. If we all acted a little bit more like him. th be a better place. and expect it to obey a whisper.You are what you think about all day long. You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second. but can prevent them from building their ne You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. Then how is it that you are there and in my heart at the same time? You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. You can't train a horse with shouts. You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth! you could hit someone over the head with a hammer and they would say. If you don't hear it. for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes. you'd better know something! You can take a horse to water. Their glass is a keg. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. (Colin Powell) You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's. You can't make someone else's choices. but you can be immature all your life.. the wind will blow it higher. because you just took my breath away! You did touch me but didn't feel my pain. once the flame begins to catch. you mind.. . you just become a classic. (Dr. You can turn dollars into cents. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. (Peter Walstrom) You could better start giving me mouth to mouth. You don't get old. You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich. thanks. (Peter Gabriel) You can bomb the world into pieces. You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years people interested in you. You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross. Jesus came and touched me and I don't feel the pain any more. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. though not dollars into sense. "gee. You can't do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late... and sense into dollars. You don't have to blow out anothers candle to make yours shine bright. You better think about the future.after that. but you cannot make it drink. You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. you can't bomb the world into peace. You can outdistance that which is running after you but not what is running inside you.. You can't be in two places at once. (L You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.. You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence. (Indira Gandhi) You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.. if you believe you can't. You can't test courage cautiously. Robert Schuller) You are young only once. but you must win their hearts to have them work with y You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. (Dale Carnegie) You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) You can't do anything. You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head. and over flowing with the values of true life. You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. (Rwandan Proverb) You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.. they say. You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom. it feels so much bette stopped".
What you do with it is your gift back to God. Young love is a flame. Your smile lights up a room like a candle in the dark. but still only light and flickering. Your problem is never really your problem. but you can always wind it up again. best. You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him. You have three choices in any situation. (Loretta Lynn) You have a lifetime to work. (Bob Hope) You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell yo going. or you'll never get the advice you need. (Teresa of Avila) Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying. I can still hear the song of your laughter. Your manuscript is both good and original. You may not be able to turn back the clock.You don't look at a picture of a Chevy when you drive a Cadillac. (Charles Noble) You never lose by loving. but the part that is good is not original. your reaction to your problem is your problem. Your attitude is the librarian of your past. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coast You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. and the prophet of your future! Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get in Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell yo Your children know you love them by your presence. (Michael Pritchard) You don't win silver. and the part that is origin Johnson) Your morality can keep you out of jail. (P. You may only be one person in the world. (Polish Proverb) You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night. O-Rourke) You laugh because I'm different. but you need gold-hearted people to make your life more You may forget with whom you laughed. very pretty. You may pass violets looking for roses and contentment looking for victory. I laugh because your all the same. because you've been running through my mind all day! You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals. but you may not have grown up. J. Your talent is God's gift to you. deep burning. the less stress you’ll feel: change. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. accept or You have to protect the privacy of the advice you get. you marry the person with whom you cannot live without. You may be born with a silver spoon in your mouth. but children are only young once. (Leo Buscaglia) Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have. but only the Blood of Jesus Christ. often very hot and fierce. . Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful. (Brian Kinsey) Your responsibility is your response to His ability. but you will never forget with whom you wept. you grow old because you stop laughing. unquenchable. You either have to be first. You don't lose if you get knocked down. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. but (Mary Pickford) You may have grown old. not your presents. (Henry Ward Beecher) You only have one chance to make a first impression. you only lose by holding back. (Richard Nixon You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams. the speaker of your present. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. You lose gold. you pray it isn't for you. can keep you of hell! Your neighbour is the man who needs you. (Gandhi) You must be tired. but to one person you may be the world. or different. but she is beautiful because you love her You don't marry someone you can live with. you lose if you stay down. the sooner you choose. for this thing we call failure is not the falling down.
Hate you. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (Karen Crockett) You satisfy the hungry heart with gift of finest wheat. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! C program run. and middle age is when we can barely mow the one w Youth wastes away. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. All men are idiots.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42. when you criticize them. Be nice to your kids. C program crash. for I may not lead. 100. They'll choose your nursing home. Before you criticize someone. you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Now give to us. Chocolate: the OTHER major food group. Auntie Em. That way. except from a vending machine. and that's hardly worth the effort. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.Your thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor. You will face many defeats in your life. Do not walk behind me. (Jerry Bridges) Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment. happy or unhappy. hate Kansas. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable. the bread of life to eat. but immaturity can last a lifetime. attractive or unattractiv Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. (Maya Angelou) You will find that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong. they don't expect it back. All generalizations are false. You will come across hope and despair in almost every situation. C programmer quit. Dorothy. And your best days are never beyond the need of God's grace. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. O saving Lord. including this one. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. have you noticed how popular it remains? Did anyone see my lost carrier? Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Only one of them wins each time. you should walk a mile in their shoes. A day without sunshine is like. You will never "win" an argument concerning religion. just like everyone else. Do not walk ahead of me. You should not confuse your career with your life. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. but never let yourself be defeated. for I may not follow. Assassins do it from behind. loved or unloved. Despite the cost of living. night. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Death is hereditary. Daddy. You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do. Always remember you're unique. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. A closed mouth gathers no foot. (Norton Jus You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position. . 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. taking the dog. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks Borrow money from a pessimist. and I married their King. Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures.
I'm not a complete idiot. I didn't say it was your fault. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Few women admit their age. Honk if you love peace and quiet. but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. why do you have to buy her friends? If ignorance is bliss. Only used once. Laziness pays off now. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How does Teflon stick to the pan? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. I've got the page numbers done. If at first you don't succeed. and you had best do what you're told. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. If you can read this. Eagles may soar. so I made your horn louder. Real friends help you move bodies. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. He who laughs last thinks slowest. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. you won't get out alive. Don't drink and drive. some parts are missing! I'm writing a book. Don't take life too seriously. If Barbie is so popular. Double your drive space. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Few men act theirs. but I'll slide over to it. Delete Windows! Duct tape is like the force. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. Don't be irreplaceable. Now he's gone. I tried sniffing Coke once. Generally speaking. Get a new car for your spouse. Honk if you want to see my finger. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. but enemies tend to accumulate. I said I was going to blame you. Forget world peace. Press F1 to continue. Error. Now I'm not sure. I just got lost in thought. Hard work has a future payoff. Visualize using your turn signal. either.Do not walk beside me. no keyboard. it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Genius does what it must. you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. I couldn't repair your brakes. I used to have a handle on life. Ever stop to think. skydiving is not for you. I enjoy every minute of it. and forget to start again? Everyone has a photographic memory. Friends may come and go. If at first you don't succeed. Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery. and then it broke. I used to be indecisive. small stain. you must be orgasmic. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I won't rise to the occasion. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. destroy all evidence that you tried. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I poured Spot remover on my dog. you can't be promoted. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. never opened. Some don't have film. Friends help you move. It was unfamiliar territory. For Sale: Parachute. it'll be a great trade! Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. I can slam on my brakes and sue you! . if you can't be replaced. and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Teach him how to fish. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. Just leave me alone. talent does what it can. I don't suffer from insanity.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. My mind is like a steel trap. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! Okay. for there go my people and I am their leader. Back in five minutes. Plan to be spontaneous. Join the Army. Pride is what we have. Roy. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. You'll need it to blow up your date! Sex is like air. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper. tomorrow. but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. give me patience. and never see that person again. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. rusty and illegal in 37 states. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. If you lend someone $20. I must hurry. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Trigger? No thanks. but you eat better. it was probably worth it. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. It IS as bad as you think. you have different fingers. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Montana: At least our cows are sane! More hay. If you choke a smurf. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. Oops. Collect the whole set Save your breath. Quickly. It's always darkest before dawn. somewhere may be happy. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. it's not important unless you aren't getting any. My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. If you think nobody cares if you're alive. well there you jolly well are. Keep honking. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. aren't you. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. what color does it turn? If you get to it and you can't do it. I'm stuffed! Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. Save the whales. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Vanity is what others have. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.If you can't convince them. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. that's the time to do it. It's lonely at the top. Some days you are the bug. some days you are the windshield. I'm reloading. confuse them. Smile. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! . It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Out of my mind. and they ARE out to get you. meet interesting people. My brain just hit a bad sector. not in your hand. who put a stop payment on my reality check? On the other hand. try missing a couple of car payments. Remember half the people you know are below average. Pentiums melt in your PC. Others just gargle. Jesus loves you. and kill them. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Oh Lord. Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
Time is the best teacher. There are two theories to arguing with women. A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last. but as soon as tightly it slips through your fingers. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. it is often necessary to rise above your principles. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.Support bacteria. . The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there. Then things got worse. There's no future in time travel. but the second mouse gets the cheese. When there's a will. To succeed in politics. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Very funny Scotty. the longer God makes you live. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. You have the right to remain silent. The universe is a figment of its own imagination. to steal from many is research. Neither one works. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. wet and hungry. Your kid may be an honors student. We have enough youth. The shortest distance between two points is under construction. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. (Far A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. unfortunately it kills all of its students. you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. When you don't know what you are doing. A relationship is like sand in your hand. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Now Santa Claus is missing. It moved to Finland. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. The early bird may get the worm. the more of your body is required on it. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. now beam down my clothes. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Who stopped payment on my reality check? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. The more you complain. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. The colder the x-ray table. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. but once you close your han slips through your fingers. they're the only culture some people have. Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins. do it neatly. I want to be in it. but you're still an idiot. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? What's the speed of dark? When everything's coming your way. how about a fountain of smart? We were born naked. A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. As a rule. A ship in harbour is safe.but for my As a man begins to live more seriously within. and sometimes even his name. . you can own the dream. A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs. A retired husband is a wife's full time job. (Ali bin Abi Talib) As I said before. A smile is a fortune. but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow. (Prof. the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart A smile on your face can be felt on anothers heart. And when it's cool. but it isn't good to anyone un A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks. but that is not what ships are built for. (English Proverb "As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup" (today) "you proclaim my death" (yesterday) "until I come a Aspire to inspire before you expire. . Always wanting What is not. but the one who needs the least. (Isabelle Hollan As long as you put in the work. (John A. Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes. A praying man will stop sinning. As a computer. A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food. As long as people keep killing people. OH MY that says it all! Artichokes are like humans: you have to go through so much to get to the heart. He wants it hot. a million deaths is a statistic. but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. even if your teeth are crooked. the dream disappears. (Benjamin Franklin) . he begins to live more simply without. eat it. Man's a fool. the killing will go on. . . to stop the killing of people. As intelligence increases speach decreases. you can't buy it and you can't steal it. orchids can enthrall." A rose can say I Love You. That does it every time. He wants it cool. Preston Bottger) Are you living for the things you are praying for? (Austin Phelps) Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! A rich person is not the one who has the most. (Kathy Good) Art is work. A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crow He answered: "Take up an offering. .. A sinning man will stop praying. A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter. I wish you would make it rain . there will be prayer in schools. A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't. A smile is a curve that sets things straight. do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your proverb) Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic. Are you fuel for your job or is your job fuel for you. (Rhonda Marlow) A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. Shedd) A signature always reveals a man's character. When the work stops. When it's hot. "Lord. to sell it is art.not so much for me. A single death is a tragedy. As long as you don't forgive. A smile is the lighting system of the face. I've seen it . (Jim Die A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it. . A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher k more & more till he knows nothing about everything. A sad Texan once prayed. As long as there are tests. I find your faith in technology amusing. who and whatever it is will occupy rent-free space in your mind. I never repeat myself.. A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago. but you can't sell it.
" A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You lose. . . he can never tell where his influence stops."Now. .A stand can be made against invasion of an army. "You know ." she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our b Without missing a beat one little boy answered. At a party. "And why is it ne church?" Annie replied. no stand can be made against invasion of an idea. A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell. A stone thrown at the right time is better than gold given at the wrong time. When it was his turn. . . send mon." . Little Rick was excited about the task . At age 70 success is . At age 50 success is . defense. . . At age 75 success is . too bad. what do we know about God? A hand shot up in the air. Rick stepped up to the microphone and said proudly." said the in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?" A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand. He had them do this four times . A politician skins them. . "Thou shall not kill. "Because people are sleeping. " A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the B gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. when littl "My Mummy looked back once while she was driving. . . . . At age 80 success is . the Prophet and the false prophets of Ba Elijah built the altar. . no fun. "How could he. . having friends. At age 35 success is .. And then Elijah com of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. (Ann Landers) At age 4 success is . who does art in Heaven.Our Father. . At 40 we don't care what they think of us. . and detail' in a sentence. At age 17 success is . Then came the day that the kids were scheduled front of the congregation. (Henry Adams) A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat. (Persian proverb) A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . A statesman shears the sheep. please goodness. Little Johnny was a smartly. . ." he announced triumphantly. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter. your Dad! A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church. . having a drivers license. having money. so sad. 30th President of the United States. put wood upon it." A Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah. "My husband three words out of you. After explaini to "honour thy father and thy mother. with just two worms?" A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. he could barely get past the first line. "Boys and girls. do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No. your Son! Dad write back saying . "Johnny. A status symbol is a symbol. It goes . a character in the world's torrent. so he answered with." A teacher affects eternity. " I know. " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail. "I think I'd be too polite to mention it. and laid it upon the altar." A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. . At age 20 we worry about what others think of us. having friends. having money. I know!" she said." replied Johnny." A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly. A talent is formed in stillness. . "and she turned into a tele A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. having a drivers license. what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied." A Sunday school teacher asked. At 60 we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge. not status. cut the steer in pieces. She stopped him and said. "The Lo and that's all I need to know.but he just couldn't r After much practice. "Johnny. At age 12 success is . not peeing in your pants. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.. "To make the gravy!" A Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt." Coolidge replied. not peeing in your pants. and said. .
but it helps when you don't." replied the parishioner. and not a science because it can't be measured." A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. the teacher asked Little Johnny. the sermon topic will be "What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir prac Attitude might not catch fish. Availability is better than ability for God. Avarice hoards itself poor. You usually talk for two hours. She said: "Son the wrong feet. Undaunted. At the evening service tonight. The trouble is. A vicar was preparing to leave his parish. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?" A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken. and said. "We weren't looking for the same thing. the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. Later in the week his mother noticed him he were ill. Mom. A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour. and then she hung up. "I have a pain in my side. A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. I know they're my feet. A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the c At work. then pay a fortune to get well again. "Mrs. "Who am I?" Ready to play th don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child." Little Johnny replied. (Ann Landers) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there. they are usually married to each other. he said "Don't w get a better man. "that's what the last one said before he left." At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything. In order to avoid a particular parishioner being sad. I think I' wife.. "There must be a better way to do it". His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. Mom?" the teenager asked. I was look At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty.. my own m recognize me!" A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do "Sure. charity gives itself rich. Autopsy is a dying practice. A three year old put his shoes on by himself. (Baltasar Gracian) . "How did you manage to find it. A loser says. she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart." replied the girl." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said:"Don't kid me. Attitude must be an art because it draws. (German proverb) A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. he told his no where to be found. A winner says." she replied. "Wow!" said her father. "That was short. Persian poet) A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. (Saadi. Little Johnny see when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. A true friend walks in when the world walks out. A truth spoken before its time is dangerous." A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune. "This is the way it has always been done here". including human beings. "Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself. At Sunday school." "Not necessarily. A wise enemy is still safer than a fool friend. Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded. The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway." Attend Church weekly NOT weakly. After a fruitless search. A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother. What happened?" "Wrong number. "They go out in back of the church yard.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.. not as much as he can. Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring peace to others. "I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish. so the twins and Roxie. For you never know from day to day. A woman's heart is like a campfire. just out of Law School. don't torture me with lies. wise if you want to. twenty-four pigs. (Mark Twain) Be careful of the words you say. and true. Beautiful young people are acts of nature.." A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: "This is not a man's job!" "Oh. Twice the number there A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his th prepared from countless refrigerator leftovers. and careful what you fall for. A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address. Before I got married. I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.. A young boy about five or six years was talking on the telephone. As his dad listened on. Beat me with the truth. Bacteria: the only culture some people have. was pleading his first case in South Carolina. a fool has to say something. (Thomas Fuller) A wise man sees as much as he should. A 'decision' changes everything! A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes. A train had killed twenty young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury. "I don't know." A 'wish' changes nothing. And keep them soft and sweet. and me and Dad are all home A young lawyer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge. A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. But be respected.but ugly goes all the way to the bone! Beauty is quite different from charm. Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel. Beauty is only skin deep. Be careful about reading health books. I had six theories about bringing up children.. that is essential. You may die of a misprint. Billy." he said dubiously. twenty-four pigs. beauty is what you notice in a woman. Which ones you'll have to eat. Kempis) Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. Bad planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. Be careful of your thoughts.. "It seems to me that we've b before. but beautiful old people are works of art. Imagine.A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. (Anna Gould) Be bold in what you stand for. "Mom is in the hospital. "Yes. the youngster told h dejectedly. A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success. Be as friendly to the janitor as you are to the chairman of the board.. she quoted from 2 Kings 21:13. A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe e says happens at school. good.. they may become words at any moment. Because you are someone special I send jou my love today For you are verry wonderful In each and every way Been there. . deeds that are noble. A wise person has something to say. Sally. Baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. (Ellen Palmer Allerton) Beautiful hands are those that do. wiping it and turning it upside A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions. (Willie M.. A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability. the dog. Lawrence) A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it. (Thomas A. charm is when a woman notices Be beautiful if you can. if you don't tend it often the flame will go out. done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.
He will clean them. all of you who don't have them BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS Idealism: Happy Birthday. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be. Better untaught than ill-taught. compassionate to the aged. (F. Be good or be good at it! Be grateful for the gifts you have rather than lament those you have not. If you have to tell people you are . Believe in miracles. . is not trying to be cool. (Henry David Thoreau) Be of use. Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts. slower in changing. Be tender to the young. (Benjamin Franklin) Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?" Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?" B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth)..you aren't. Be wary of strong drink. (Richard Carlson) Being powerful is like being a lady. Rochefoucauld) Before you can break out of prison.sunflowers aren't better than violets. Giblin II) Big doesn't necessarily mean better. you catch them -. Big Ideas are so hard to recognize. Being cool. If they were less difficult.who else is better qualified? (Frank J. and then travelling home. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Hufnagel Sr Be not afraid of growing slowly. but don't depend on them. (Abraham Lincoln) Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. Be who you are and say what you feel: because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't min Be ye fishers of men. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool. Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. than pain with no end. Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean. Don't forget that. (Indian proverb) Better to light a candle. to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. curry or a Turkish kebab on the way. but don't be used. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Fred A.F. be good for something. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation. Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. (John Wilmot) Before we set our hearts too much upon anything. Be slow in choosing a friend. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came. (Mr Sim York Soo) Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer. Better a good heart than a fair face. would it make a sound? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. tolerant with the weak. than to curse the darkness. and miss.Now I have six children and no theories. because your character is what you rea reputation is merely what others think of you. Be yourself. Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. be afraid only of standing still. Being listened to and heard is one of the greatest desires of the human heart. Better to bend than to break. so easy to kill. (Margaret Thatcher) Being right is highly overrated. you must realize that you are locked up. someone with less ability might have your job. (Chinese proverb) Be not simply good. than to speak and remove all doubt. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. (Goethe) Behind every successful man is his woman. so fragile. Bosworth) Be like the flower that perfumes the very hand that crushes it. (Japenese proverb) Better an end with pain. Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. let us examine how happy they are who already possess it. For in your life you will be all of Be thankful for problems.
Born once. Children are natural mimics. now can't can do a lot. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manne Children go through four life stages with dads: 1) They call you da-da. Success begins at work. Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.D. they will never cease to be amused. die once. Boredom sets into boring minds. But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell. Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.It cannot kill friendships. It cannot corrode faith.. Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. (Albert Camus) Cheerfulness is contagious. die twice. It cannot shatter hope. Till could came along and whipped Can't butt. No need for dismay. (Paula Poundstone) Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. B positive is not my blood group. Be a "carrier". Eaton) Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is sleep. Borrow money from pessimists. but don't wait to catch it from others. By trying we can easily endure adversity. By the time you can make ends meet. having nothing to say. my desk has a workstation. Buses stop at bus stations. (Herbert Hoover) Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves. Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter. they move the ends. (Robert Quillen) Character is what a person is in the dark. 2) They call you daddy. Can't never did anything but fail (Mr. It cannot silence courage. It's just a matter of how you view them. Bones. shows gratefulness over what is lef Blessed is he who. Boredom is a sign of unused potential. Change your thoughts and you change your world. still its in my blood. (Italian Proverb) By the time a man realises that his father was right. Another man's.. Born twice. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. It cannot conquer the spirit. Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. By the time you learn the rules of life. Brain cells come and brain cells go. Birthdays are good for you.) Blessed are the young. (Rev. the tree is the real t Lincoln) Character is made by what you stand for. (Dwight Moody) Charity begins at home. but instead.Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. you will know how to command. Larry Lo Blessed are the flexible. you're too old to play the game. (Michael McGriff. for they shall inherit the national debt. I mean. They don't expect it back. however: two bones of the middle ear have nev skiing accident. Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. (Mark Twain) Cancer is so limited. It cannot cripp destroy peace. (Norman Vincent Peale) Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong. reputation. but fat cells live forever. It cannot suppress memories. The shadow is what we think of it. . trains at train stations. M. 3) They call you dad. there are 206 in the human body. Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost. Can't never could do anything. (Warren Buffet) Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. (Orson Scott Card) By learning to obey. refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact. by what you fall for. for they shall not be bent out of shape. he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
(Confucius) Choose well. Count your courage instead of your fears.4) They call you collect. Conditions are never just right. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess. In fact. (Henry Ford) Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Hulbert) Children seldom misquote you. they're just forgiven! Church is the only place I know. Copy from two its research. (Thomas Carlyle) Copy from one its plagiarism. Count you gains instead of your losses. Children need love. Count on God instead of yourself. Staying together is progress. Your choice is brief. Count your laughs instead of your tears. Working together is success. work for the Lord. Chocolate covered raisins. customers are people. Confidence. Contentment is not to be found in having what you want. but until you confront the problem. Count your blessings instead of your crosses. but rather wanting what you have Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct. where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house! Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.the pillars hold up the church.I'll try aga . Clothes make the man. and yet endless. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says. especially friends. love your choice. (Irish Blessing) Count your rainbows. Courage doesn't always roar. Count your full years instead of your lean. (Goethe) Choose your love. (William Temple) Church members are either pillars or caterpillars. (William F Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. Count your kind deeds instead of your mean. especially when they do not deserve it. Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece. but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.. Consumers are statistics. it comes from being open to all the questions Confrontation doesn't always bring a solution to the problem. Naked people have little or no influence on society. not your thunderstorms. they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Christians aren't perfect.. orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit. like art. Coins are made by mint of metal. Count your joys instead of your woes. the hours long and the pay is low. there will b Baldwin) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes. Count your health instead of your wealth. (Mark Twain) Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous... But the retirement benefits are Coming together is a beginning. The work is hard. Consider how hard it is to change yourself. Count your friends instead of your foes. never comes from having all the answers. Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents. (Harold S. Character is made by dint of mettle. so eat as many as you wan Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission Come.. and you will understand what little chance you have trying to cha Constant use will wear out anything. and the caterpillars just cra Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing. cherries.
and near his heart to be loved. it is a matter of choice. it remains very popular. Despite the high cost of living. Amen Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. But in a few minutes. I haven't gossiped. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. too. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that. love as if it's never going to hurt. Courage is the precence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it. Take care of Brother and Me. help me to guard my tongue and learn to say the right thing at the right time for the right reason me. it is a thing to be Jennings Bryan) . grumpy. and who is afraid his daughters will meet som Dance as if no one's watching. it is what you can give to others. Dear God. (Martin Luther King Jr) Dear God. (Winston Churchill) Creation of woman from the rib of Man: She was not made from his head to top him. and from then on. but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. Amen Dear Jesus. I haven't lost my temper. Now it's up to the police. Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. but out of his side to be equal with him. Please help Mommy and Daddy. And please God. Courage is not the absence of fear. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before! Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. Cultivate money and you grow rich. Cultivate mind and you raise culture. I've done all right. Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him. (Stuart Appleby) Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Destiny is not a matter of chance. take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped. I'm going to get out of bed. I'm very thankful for that. I'm probably going to need a lot more help. So far today. Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. Dedication is not what others expect of you. Darkness cannot drive out darkness.Courage is not the absence of fear. I haven't been greedy. Crime has already been organised. God. under his arm to be protected. (Winston Chur Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper. Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. Only life can do that. Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him. selfish or overindulgent. nasty. it is not a thing to be waited for. to know when to keep my mouth shut.
Don't ask what your community can do for you.you may want to go back. not all you could." Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. doctor. Remember a kite rises against." Man: "Exactly what's my problem. Don't be afraid of tomorrow. Don't be so humble. (Golda Meir) Don't borrow sorrow from tommorrow! Don't control. Dieting is wishful shrinking. last spring I was out in the pasture and a bull tossed me over the fence. Diplomacy -. Doing little things with a strong desire to please God makes them really great. Don't believe them who say that they will follow you like your shadow. for neither could you keep it to yourself.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. a treasure you can always carry easily. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. take the red pill with another glass of water. (Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu. be afraid of what it hides. (Steve Andres) Don't attempt to run from the past." Do for others with no desire of returned favor. smile because it happened. Discipline without freedom is tyranny. Freedom without discipline is chaos. DisAppointments are often His Appointments. Don't be afraid of opposition. do good and forget. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under. my hair's coming out. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. . Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. for a start. you won't be promoted. Knowledge is weightless. (St. (Mohammed Ali) Don't cry because it's over. Ask what you can do for your community. Dogs have masters. Disappointments should be cremated. don't point him at me. you're not that great. Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right. I think the bull did it on purpose. Then just before going to bed. (Confuciu Don't be irreplaceable -.com. Francis de Sales) Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. be in control.if you can't be replaced. Doctor: "Ever had an accident?" Rancher: "No. it is always behind you. (Algerian proverb) Doctor. (Sue M Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity. Do bad and remember. Don't be afraid of the dark. Don't be afraid to learn.how about a paper bag? Doctor. they can train Americ very edge of the pool and throw them fish. (Cullen Hightower) Do all you should. make the days count. Cats have staff. doc?" Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water. not with the wind. Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly . Don't ever slam a door... for God has already been there. What shall I do? Well. doctor. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. The Legend Continues) Don't count the days. Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth. because shadows disappear in darknes Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good." Doctor: "Never had an accident in your whole life?" Rancher: "Well." Doctor: "And you don't call that an accident?" Rancher: "No. my little boy's swallowed a bullet.the art of letting someone have your own way. Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret. not embalmed.
but remember that what you have now was once am only hoped for. Let your destiny take control of your time. Don't take life too seriously. speak them rather now instead. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle. Don't get married only because of the money. (Henry Ford) Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it. Take them rather for what they should be. Don't read beauty magazines. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord) Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.you can borrow it cheaper. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap. find a remedy. but you shall be a miracle. (John Wooden) Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. Don't save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. (Mary Smich) Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been but also where you're going. Don't let time take control of your destiny. (Basho) Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. Boone) Don't find fault. you'll never get out of it alive. Rejoice instead that your thorns have roses. (Phillips Brooks) Don't protect yourself by a fence. Don't marry for money . Don't love the things you own. (Louis E. I would". Michelangelo.Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The quickest way to receive love is to give. pray to be stronger people. Don't kill the dream . Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you. measure it by how many times you get your breath ta Don't pray for easy lives. Don't limit your challenges . pray for pow tasks. I will". and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. and Albert Einstein. Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take. (Robert Louis Stevenson) Don't just get something out of church. put something into it. Don't take me for what I should be. You can borrow it cheaper. (Arabic Proverb) Don't sweat the petty things. It is too little to be left alone. and should have. (Hebrew proverb) Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not. Gabor) Don't grieve that your roses have thorns. lest they own you. Don't listen to what I say. Epicurus) Don't stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. listen to what I mean. They will only make you feel ugly. Mother Teresa. (Elbert Hubbard) Don't take people for what they are! Most people do not deserve this. (The Vatican Sayings. Don't gripe about your church. Do not write them on their tombstones. Z. . but rather by your friends. (Z. but by the seeds you plant. Don't let anybody walk trough your mind with dirty feet. Leonardo DaVinci. Say instead "If I can. Don't seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. Don't speak of secret matters in a field that is full of little hills. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Thomas Jefferson. and don't pet the sweaty things. Don't say you don't have enough time. (Anna Cummins) Don't say" if I could.execute it! Don't learn the tricks of the trade. Don't let you mind wander. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Pasteur. you couldn't be a member. if it was perfect. Every day you shall wonde richness of life which has come to you by the grace of God. Take me for what I want to be. (Gandhi) Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance.challenge your limits. The saddest summary of a life contains three de might have. learn the trade.
Do one thing at time. Don't worry that children never listen to you. worry that they are always watching you. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's fun to see you. Sir. do business with strangers. (Albert Camus) Don't wish to be anything but what you are. but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. During a carnival. I may not follow. Row out to meet it. Don't wait for your ship to come in. Joseph Cossman) Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off. "Yes. (Anamaniacs) Eat and drink with your relatives. Walk beside me and be my friend. " makes everything just fine. Do you realize that in about 40 years. there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. and he'll surprise you with his ingenuity. (John Updike) Drink wet cement and get really stoned. nature would not incite us to have them. Live as if you'll die today. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.. (Malayan proverb) Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path. And He just then did!" Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives. Education and intelligence aren't the same thing! Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. matched and dispatched.Yours friendly and faithfully! (Margarethe Strnad) Don't tell a man how to do a thing.may that inspire. Eagles may soar. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV. Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. Early to rise. Enjoy the little things. "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. and after church. (NASA proverb) Do's and don'ts influence wills and won'ts. men put masks over their masks. we need every taxpayer we can get. makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Ge Patton) Don't tell God how big your problems are. Don't walk in front of me. wealthy and wise. Gary's mother w pinched him into silence. Tell him what you want done. (Robert Fulghum) Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow. (James Dean) Dream but always with your eyes wide open." the boss went on. for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. Francis De Sales) Don't work for recognition. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Do what you love and love what you're doing." Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched. Drive-In banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. (Robert Brault) . with supreme excellence. we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Dream as if you'll live forever. makes a man healthy. (St. it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. Drive carefully. and you'll never work another day in your life. . (Greek Proverb) Eat. without that possibility. Duty over desire . Drive carefully! Remember. early to bed. Early to bed and early to rise. asked: "Gary. Dreams come true. . and try to be that perfectly. whatever made you do such a thing?" Gary answere to teach me to whistle. drink and be merry.tell your problems how big your God is. Don't walk behind me. it's already tomorrow in Australia. I may not lead. but do work worthy of recognition. (Xavier Forneret) During the minister's prayer one Sunday." the new recruit replied. (E.. for tomorrow you may diet. (Brian Tracy) Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more abo finally he knows practically everything about nothing. Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Every crown is made for a head. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. Everybody has a photographic memory. is a balanced diet.Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate. (Christian Archives) Examine what is said. (Aesop) Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking Evolution or Creation? Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work. that doesn't mean I'm awake. it is well to look at both. and the hardest things to sell. . not every man really lives. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. Even if I'm not asleep. (Carl Gustav Jung) Every truth has two sides. just not too probable. the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! Events are less important than our response to them. before we commit ourselves to either. everything that counts can't necessarily be counted Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. Shake for 1 million years. yet no one wants to die. and then choose that way with all his stren Everyone wants to go to Heaven. a flower will grow. She must be found and Everything is possible. . especially when they do not deserve it. (Edgar Watson Howe) Every ten seconds. . and every open eye is not seeing. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. (Spanish Proverb) Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them. Everybody is ignorant. and not w year for better. Every man dies. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to. (Peter Walstrom) Expect people to do better than they are. Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count. (Ronnie B. Some don't have film.(Braveheart) Every man reaps what he sows. Everyone leaves footprints in you memory. Everybody wants to go to heaven. Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. somewhere on this earth. Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. don't be disappointed when t them to keep trying. Even though a marriage is made in heaven. not who speaks. . but nobody wants to die. there is a woman giving birth to a child. Expectations are for the unsure. If you don't have a running car by then just accept God. but every head is not made for a crown.. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Every closed eye is not sleeping. Even if you are on the right track. you'll get run over if you just sit there! (Will Rogers) Even in a pile of manure. Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.it helps them to become better. Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him. but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you w (Nicholas Sperling) Everyone needs to be loved . Everyone hears what you say. but. (Arabian Proverb) Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture. but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by th too much faith in science. only on different subjects. except the amateur gardener. Every day there's sad news and bad news. Every good friend once was a stranger. . Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. . Woods Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away. but each day itself is glad news.
Hope can set you free. Fool me once. Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you. Fools rush in . (Aldous Huxley) Failure comes in two ways: Those who do it without giving a thought. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Falling out of love is simply awfull. Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary. Fear can hold you prisoner. Faith is not belief without proof. Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. Lord of the Rings) Faith makes all things possible. faith comes from what we do. and I may not believe you. shame on me. Fools learn from experience.R. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Hope makes all things work. and I may not forgive you. Love makes all things easy.R. Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet. Faults are thick when love is thin. Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (George Washington) First old man: "You want to go for a walk?" Second old man: "Isn't it windy?" First old man: "No. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. wise men use tonight.Attention without intention. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Flatter me.(J. too. it's Thursday.. (Elton Trueblood) Faith is not believing that God can. Criticize me. (Napolean Hill) Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent. fool me twice. Ignore me.and get all the best seats. Fear knocked at the door." Second old man: "Me. Those who thought about it but do nothing." First things first! But not necessarily in that order. Fear grows from what we don't know. Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death! Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. shame on you.. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them. Flirtation. you let fear overwhelm you. (Henry Ford) Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. Encourage me. Faith sees the invisible. Flowers will not grow but die if they don't get rained on every once in a while. but that God will! Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Tolkien. Let's go get a soda. Faith is personal. Failure is opportunity in disguise. (William Arthur Ward) Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves. believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Falling in love is awfully simple. .Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens. but never private. and I may not like you. and I will not forget you. Fear doesn't overwhelm you. Faith answered and no one was there. but trust without reservations. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark) Fools look to tomorrow.
death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up. the past. your conversation is your advertisement. Funny thing about humility. Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears. Freedom is not the right to do as you please. but the liberty to do as you ought. For the want of a message. He is with us. the rider was lost. Friends are like stars. If one goes away. For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost. Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear. O Lord. For the want of a nail. Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury. Give a man a fish and he won't starve for a day. but it does enlarge the future. . the battle was lost. For the want of a battle. Every time you open your mouth you let the people (Bruce Barton) For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord. and so small when you take it to the store. Four things come not back: the spoken word. the spent arrow.Forgiveness does not change the past. Friendship is a golden chain. And listen to pity's call. the kingdom was lost. everything gets worse. For the want of a rider. against our sin. Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church. Give according to your income. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. tired. you've lost it. maybe by distance. not what's left! Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. the links are friends so dear. For good or ill. Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner! (Max Lucado) For God is not against us because of our sin. that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle wil again. For the want of a war. That gets better. (Danish Pro Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for. (George Santayana) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail. You may not always see them but you know they are always there Friends forever. mired. lest God will make your income like your giving. (Peter Marshall) Goals are dreams with deadlines. (Phoebe Cary 1824-1871) Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries. For the want of a horse. because unless we stand for som for anything. and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured mo Friendship is God 's special way of beautifully expressing the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing. but only when it spoils nothing better. Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee. Teach a man how to fish and he won't starve for his entire lif Give God what's right... (Kahlil Gibran. Just when you think you've got it. For the child of God. (John Baillie) Give plenty of what is given to you. (Paul Boese) Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it's been stepped on. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Friends are like puzzle pieces. and pride is taking less than you need. (Oma Four-word story of failure: Hired. Fun is a good thing. the horseshoe was lost. the war was lost. never apart. Generosity is giving more than you can. Don't think the little you give is great And the much you get is small. except forgetfulness. but not by heart. fired. the message was lost. poet) Getting older. and the neglected opportunity.
Some people say that's because He wanted us to spend twice a as talking. He just said He would go with me. but because of who He is. (Dwight L. Not from his head to be above him. (J. God heals. God loves everyone. (Reinhold Niebuhr) God has a thousand ways.God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men's hearts. not to enjoy privileges. from under his arm to be protected by him. .. God tries our faith so that we may try His faithfulness. grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.but He does not throw it in the nest. God gives us faces. When all my means have reached their end.. and wisdom to know the difference. Holland) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. and I'm not. too deep to explain Himself. He asks only your availability. He calls people who are willing. (Winifred Holtby's epitaph) God gives every bird its food but he doesn't throw it to its nest. God gave us memories. till my work is done. (Rich God doesn't discriminate . Where I can see not one. God loves us the way we are. (Max Lucado) God never said it would be easy . and then He qualifies them. God has set a double fence before the tongue. God's will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you. and the difference. but slow to speak. God has given us two ears. (Stephen Mansfield) God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. Then His have just begun. God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. to show that we should be swift to hear. the courage to change the things I can. Barrie) God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once. and the Doctor takes the Fee. nor from his feet to be trampled by him. (Mahatma Gandhi) God answers knee-mail. I will live forev God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility. From his side to be equal to him. to teach us to be wary that we offend (Thomas Watson) God had promised salvation to your repentance.G. God creates a worm for every bird . God created woman from the side of man.. (Ben Franklin) God is God. too wise to make a mistake. Right now I am so far behind. that we might have June roses in the December of our lives. from near his heart to be loved by him. . Others claim it's because He knew listening was twice as hard as talking. (Kelly Spa God is too kind to do anything cruel.. And life. but too much to leave us that way. Moody) God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. only religions do. He just promised us it would be worth it! God doesn't ask your ability or your inability. God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces. God. give me courage to do what I can. the teeth and the lips. (Mary Kay Ash) God doesn't call people who are qualified. (James M. but probably prefers "fruit of the Spirit" over "religious nuts!" God loves us not because of who we are. God gave us two ears but only one mouth . humility to admit what I can't.. God sends no one away empty. God give me work. we create our own expressions. God. till my life shall end. but one tongue. God didn't promise us it would be easy or painless. except those who are full of themselves. . but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.. discuss ideas. Average minds .. Guests and fish start to stink after two days. Good works are the fruit of salvation not the root. Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule. (Mother Goose) Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind. who returns to greater power than ever. (Byrd Bagg Goodness is the only investment that never fails. Stuart Holden) Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance. they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your heart. it's chemistry. The other half comes from intelligence. Happiness is a path. .Tilse) Happiness is not something you have in your hands.’ You are not even a Christian until you have h responsibility in regard to the carrying of the Gospel to the ends of the earth.. better. it is Peter. (Kelly Nelson) Great minds . Good. (Spanish Proverb) Habit is a cable. broken grain to give bread. (Bonar Thompson) Handicapped is not helpless. Handy Guide to Modern Science: 1.God uses broken things. (Vance Havner) God wants spiritual fruit. 2. 3. discuss events. but no one feels the warmth as you do. (Rober Growing old is mandatory. not religious nuts. best. Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains. If it's green or it wiggles.. "’Go ye’ is as much a part of Christ's Gospel as ‘Come unto Me.. Greed is a lasting slavery. Happiness depens on happenings but joy depends on Christ. Good leaders are like baseball umpires. discuss people. . Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising t Great men may die. J. growing up is optional. not a destination. we spin a thread of it every day and at last we can not break it. broken clouds to give rain. It is the broken alabaster box that gives forth perfume . broken bread to give strength. it's physics. Small minds .. (Ali bin Abi Talib) Growing old is like watching a great river erode your property and knowing you are helpless to stop it. If it doesn't work. If you remove B It still remains Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. it's biology. while bad people will find a way around the la Good taste is boundless. but good acts are like the seed planted in fer Good judgment comes from bad experience. . Never rest Until good be better And better best. weeping bitterly. Everyone can see it. but there ideas won't. it is something you carry in you heart. If you remove A Bit remains. (Thoreau) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly. If it stinks. Happiness is like peeing in your pants. It takes broken soil to produce a crop. and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. while bad taste knows no bounds. (J.
(Rita Rudner) Have less. his eyes are closed. He who angers you controls you! He who asks is a fool for five minutes. some turn up their noses. Woodbridge) Heroes and winners aren't the same thing. the mechanics German. He who blames himself is halfway there. the mechanics are French. and Swiss. Herblock's Law: if it is good. (Aboodi Shaby) Have you ever noticed how the contents of a box are much more interesting before the box is opened? Having one child makes you a parent. Hard work has future payoff. Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. Heaven needs none.. the lovers are Swiss. leaves the great undone behind him. it isn't. a the Italians! (Eliane Kirchner) He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. . and some (Sam Ewing) Hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die. Tolkien) He who builds to every man's advice will have a crooked house. Do less. (Abraham Lincoln) He has Van Gogh's ear for music. is. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Heaven is where the police are British.. nonetheless. He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead. (Jim Elliot) He is not afraid of work. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive. the lovers Italian. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. but I do not want to take chances. You know where to apply. prepares to fail. Hell is where the police are German.Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy. He who fails to prepare. He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. (Danish proverb) He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. Having someone to love is family. some turn up their sleeves. (George Herbert) He who can take no interest in what is small. Hell has no exits. you can tell by the way he fights it. Hell has no fire escapes. Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. (Richard Bach) Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree. (Chinese proverb) He who breaks a thing to find out what it is. S. Having the right to do it. doesn't mean it is right to do it. (J. still dead. (Chinese proverb) He who blames others has a long way to go on his journey. having two you are a referee. He who dies with the most toys. the cooks are British. will take false interest in what is great. but he's ready to lose his life in a minute. Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end. Laziness pays off now. Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest c Hard work doesn't harm anyone. (C. He who blames no one has arrived. (Baltasar Gracian) He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy in another. Be more. He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. He is not ready to lose a minute of his life. they will stop making it.R. has left the path of wisdom.R. Hating hate does not mean you love love. Hard work spotlights the character of people. Help Wanted: Telepath. the cooks are French. (Yiddish Proverb) He that communicates his secret to another makes himself that other's slaves. (Albert He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. Having someplace to go to is home. Having both is a blessing. but if we do I'll still love you. (Aesop) He that lets the small things bind him.
Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking? Hugs are not measured by quantity. (Frank Hope for the best. Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child. (Lao Tse 604-531 BC) He who laughs last thinks slowest! He who receives a good turn should never forget it. but miles from the next exit. he who does one should never remember it.He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort. Follow him. Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. (Vaclav Havel) Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future. How do you start your days? Good morning Lord or Good Lord. re turns out. History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors. He who hesitates is not only lost. Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense. He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own calamity light. He who knows himself is wise. they can't live through hardships. morning. particularly from a relative. prepare for the worst. and tolerant with the weak and strong. Humans are interesting creatures. because some day in life you will have been all of them. History repeats itself. compassionate with the aged. Holding on to a hurt creates more hurt. He who stands for nothing. He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man. falls for anything. an acquaintance. Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine things must be loved to be known. Faith is having the courage to dance to it today. and fifty cents for your soul. How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. (Arabian Proverb) He who slings mud looses ground. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Teach him. (Arab Proverb) He who knows others is learned. Hurt leads to bitterness. a friend. bitterness to anger. or a stranger. He who is not grateful for the good things he has would not be happy with what he wishes he had. Shun him. (D. Moody) He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. History is a selective interpretation of events designed to justify those currently in power. but each time the price goes up. He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -.even when you wish they were. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! He who kneels the most stands best. Hoffer's law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another. Memory is the same thing on an individual scale.L. Wake him. (Marilyn Honest criticism is hard to take. Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. they are measured by quality. Humans are like tea bags. But when given very little they surpass every hardship. travel too far that road and the way is lost(Terry Brooks) . Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. sym striving. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water. when given everything they need. (Shakespeare) How far you go in life is determined by how tender you are with the young.
. "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph. I have lost 15 days... I asked for patience God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait. and I don't want it. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve."Holy.I should have lied. I am not religious. sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph. Whole people heal people. I am the master of my unspoken words. and not just a snapshot of where I am now."Send the Light" Shopper's Hymn -.."Standing on the Promises" IRS Hymn -. I am sorry I offended you . I am not the boss of my house."Sweet By and By" If you MUST speed on the highway. Often... "Nearer Still Nearer" at 85 mph. Holy" Golfer's Hymn -. "Guide me. He gave me life so I could enjoy everything. "Precious Memories" I almost had a psychic girlfriend. Hymns appropriate to the occasion.. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities. I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help."Showers of Blessing" Contractor's Hymn -.. I make a rhyme every time... Instead. . I don't think I ever had it. Ask any of my remaining friends. but my boss always finds me and brings me back."Pass it On" Electrician's Hymn -. they don't even invite me. "Lord. O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph."Crown Him with Many Crowns" TV Weatherman's Hymn -. I am a great believer in luck. "This World is Not My Home" at 95 mph. I just love the Lord. (Thomas Jefferson) I am a poet and did not know it. but she left me before we met. Except when I lose.. I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh. but I never knew looking back on th would make me cry. I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome. (Bill Cosby) I am on a thirty day diet. but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army. I always try to go the extra mile at work. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work.Hurt people hurt people.."The Church's One Foundation" Tailor's Hymn -. and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken. But I've seen the boss's job."All to Thee" Gossiper's Hymn -."There Is a Green Hill Far Away" Politician's Hymn -. against any opponent and steer clear of me at parties. "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph. So far.. I don't know how I lost it. I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life. Holy.. as a sign of their great respect. I asked for everything so I could enjoy life. I can win an argument on any topic.. (Dave Bar I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh. and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. (Anon) I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion. but I never knew that looking ba would someday make me cry. (Louisa May Alcott) I am not an organ donor... I don't know when I lost it. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.. I'm Coming Home" at 100 mph. I always win. Dentist's Hymn -. but then I just don't count it... I argue very well. I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship..
You have a perception problem. but in world war four people will use sticks and s Einstein) . I decided to take an aerobics class. but I care very much about what I think of what I do. Will you forgive me?' (Kevin Leman) I can calculate trajectories.she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. dearie?" I disapprove of what you say.. I don't know the key to success.I received nothing I wanted I received everything I needed. God spoke and BANG! It was. England. I can analyze chemical compositions so why can't I figure out where the other so dryer? (Karl Reinhard pyrotechnician) I can explain it to you. but I can't understand it for you. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers. (Galileo Galilei) I don't have an attitude problem. the class was over. but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. a duty. (Lillian Hellman) I can not dial 911. I don't believe you can do today's job with yesterday's methods and be in business tomorrow. I close my eyes in order to see. I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. every opportunity. I bent. Not only because I see it. but I will defend to the death your right to say it. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. I couldn't repair your brakes. I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do! I care not what others think of what I do. love?" Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb! Soon our benefactor returned. so I made your horn louder. "Would you eat this up. There's no 11 on my phone. reason. (Smith Wigglesw I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink.. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. I can not and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. but I know who holds tomorrow. and intellect has in their use. I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night. (Nelson Jackson I don't blame Congress. but because by it I see e Lewis) I believe in the Big Bang theory. Jr. I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool. an obligation. "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet. twisted. but I can't remember where I left it. My prayer has been answered. (Bill Cosby) I don't know what tomorrow holds. I believe that every right implies a responsibility. I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. which way did you come in? I'd love to make up my mind. If I had $600 billion. Ideas are funny little things. they won't work unless you do. and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats patients who had not wanted to eat them. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.) I believe the time we really look big in a child's eyes is when we go to them and apologize for our mistakes an wrong. That is charac Roosevelt) I climbed up the door Opened the stairs I said my pajamas And put on my prayers I switched off the bed And climbed in the light All because he kissed me goodnight. and asked. gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. I don't feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense. (Voltaire) I'd like to help you out. however. But. every possession. by the leotards on. I'd be irresponsible too. My fellow students and I had little money for mea awful food provided at the hospital complex. I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three. I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile. One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me.
If God is your co-pilot. ( . (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would g pattern if I weren't there for the day. lobster or wine. (Samuel Johnson 1709-1784) If a man is called to be a street-sweeper. but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do! I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. Y is play. If a church wants a better pastor. If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty. switch seats with Him! If he was any slower. is that a balanced diet? If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in stora If I had my life to live over I would have cried and laughed less while watching television . (Socrates) If all you have is a hammer. (Abraham Lincoln) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate. Robert E. it can get one by praying for the one it has.) If a small thing has the power to make you angry. it flies with the wind. (Rev. If I am not free to fail. that so freely flows from my little girls eyes learned something about being her father. (Alan Smithee) I don't understand Christianity. I'm not free to take risks. If I could grasp a hint of innocence . or Beethove Shakespeare wrote poetry. I don't need music. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause great street-sweeper who did his job well. If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. read the directions. he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted. If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life. (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. he'd be going in reverse. (A If all else fails. the first woodpecker to come along would de If danger's a step away. nor do I understand electricity. but if it meets danger it turns and faces the wind. and Z is keeping your mouth shut. and everything in life that's worth doing involves a willingne Hugh Franklin) If I can only be with you in my dreams. then A equals X plus Y plus Z. The things I long for are simple and few: A cup of coffee. Whenever your eyes look into mine. (Anne Frank) I don't think so." (Martin Luther King Jr. safety's step away. does that not indicate something about your size? (Sydney J If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs. therefore I'm probably not. mothers would have more than two hands. (Corrie Ten Boom) If absence makes the heart grow fonder. in ord higher. I don't think of all the misery. a sandwich and you! I don't need your attitude I have one of my own. most peop contented to take their own and depart. A his friendship in constant repair. If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion.I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for r it.(Erma Bombeck) I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.or exude some of the purity. he will soon find himself left alone.and more while wa Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less ab someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. Harris) If A is a success in life. If evolution was true. everything looks like a nail. (Brandon for Kyla) If I did not laugh. I should die. I want to have lived the wi (Diane Ackerman) I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed! If a bird is flying for pleasure. then I want to sleep forever. Work is X. some people must really love church. but of all the beauty that still remains. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas Carson) If the road you travel. (Erma Bombeck) If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day becaus been teased and sprayed. If life deals you a lemon. But I did.. If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener. If someone says something unkind about me. (African proverb) If there was any justice in this world. I must live so that no one will believe it. (Erma Bombeck) If I had never met you. There will be harmony in the house. it only needs to pray for the one it has. There will be beauty in the person. I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. . Yeats) If the church wants a better pastor.(Kelly Nelson) If life were easy. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you. Perhaps that is because escape is easier than change. grant me humility. If success attend me. (Charles Beck) If love was a raindrop I would send you a shower If hope was a minute I would send you an hour If happiness was a leaf I would send you a tree If you need a friend you will always have me! If money could talk. I would send you a storm. I wouldn't like you.. make lemonade. it would say goodbye. ( If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence. There will be peace in the world..B.it must be all the fertiliser they are using! (Kevin If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand. If there is order in the nation. row! (Polish proverb) If time heals all wounds. I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. If failure. I would wish to be less wise. If life were a novel. If someone is too tired to give you a smile. then dead would mark the end of the first chapter. then you don't live in a small town. who will be like me? (Yiddish proverb) If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind. how come the belly button stays the same? If there are no tears in the eyes. there will be no rainbow in the soul. because no one needs a smile as much as to give. It leads nowhere.. resignation to Thy will. guess who's closer to God. I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacations with better care than they plan their lives. (Chinese Proverb) If there is no enemy within. If our gifts are not surrendered to God. I do and I will. we tend to beat people over the head with them. it is up to me! (10 most important 2 letter words) If it is worth doing. then it would be boring. If it is to be. If there is light in the soul. If things get any worse. has no obstacles.. maybe yours needs a little more tending. leave one of your own.If I had my life to live over I would have talked less and listened more. If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you. (Jim Rohn) If I never had a bad day. then you my darling are quite simply priceless. the enemy out side can do us no harm. If the desire to need is measured by the value of something. how would I know whether I was having a good day? (Lee) If innocence can leave guilt can come. (Natasha Isabelle) If someone is standing between you and God. (W. If raindrops were kisses. If nobody knows the troubles you've seen. If the wind stops. There will be order in the nation. If there is harmony in the house. give it more thought.. (Dennis Roch) If I want your opinion. it is worth overdoing! (Stacey Brown) If I try to be like him. If there is beauty in the person. (David Livingstone) If suffering brings wisdom.
you are part of the precipitate. you'll hit it every time. but here you are. you must have time to do it over. (Harry S. (Leonard Ravenhill) If we preach what we live. become a reporter. you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it. you may be missing the joke of the century.. then what you are undergoes a transform Krishnamurti 1895-1986) If you believe everything you read. every road will get you nowhere. then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. change it. If you don't like something about yourself. (Ted Shackelford) If you don't like the road you're walking. If you are never scared. If you are patient in one moment of anger. (Dale Carnegie) If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside. It's the worry that gets you. we are doomed to live it.. confuse them. please bring me some tea. (Dolly Parton) If you don't like the way you were born. (Abraham Lincoln) If voting could really change things. accept it. If you don't do it. If you can't change it. you are all right. it means you never take chances. adjust your sail. If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.. (Ashleigh Brilliant) If you don't have time to do it right. you will be endlessly disappointed. If you can't sleep. embarrassed or hurt. it will control us.. I'm fast. you have someone in mind to blame. then what is the use (Shantideva) If you can't be a good example. (Leo Tolstoy) If you are not fired with enthusiasm. If wealth is lost nothing is lost. don't count sheep. If we don't know our own history. (Chinese Proverb) If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong. If you are headed in the wrong direction. or death. If health is lost something is lost If character/reputation is lost everything is lost. then you will be fired with enthusiasm. . If you can smile when things go wrong. try being born again.We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach! If you aim at nothing. don't read (chinese proverb) If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other. you should either change your attitude. cheap and easy. please bring me some coffee. arrest. If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win. If we are walking in joy. If we don't control our money. be thankful for what you have escaped. If we are what we eat.you are more bles people in the world. (Hannah Arendt) If weak in prayer we are weak everywhere. torture. If you are not enjoying your work. or trying to sell them all ki kick him right out of the house. If you can't be content with what you have received. pave another one. you wouldn't be able to sit If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice! If you depend on others to make you happy. Truman) If you can't laugh at yourself. If you always do what you always did. If you can't convince them. you come in and the TV is on. If you can solve your problem. or change your job. If you can't say something nice. it would be illegal. I'm approaching magnificent! If this is coffee. but if this is tea. If you don't know where you are going. (Vince Lombardi) If you are not part of the solution.If things get better with age. then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it. you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it. If you can't control the wind. you'll always get what you always got. (Henry Kissinger) If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there. If you can't sleep.. If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you . we are trusting God. Talk to the Shepherd. God allows U-turns. and you don't think twice ab If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment.perhaps you have underest seriousness of the situation. then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
you have never been a parent. don't blame the puddle. If you gave me something I need more than you do. you will blow up. try cleaning the house.If you don't love. you can't live. (Andrew Mason) If you lend someone $20. please consider me not your friend. if you don't live. (E. you are halfway there.. pretend you're speaking directly to them. you have time to pray. you get monkeys. If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying. wh was for extinguishing oil well fires after the Gulf war. But if you you have t Spirit. If you pay peanuts. then both your vision and your God are too small. you will have no time to love them.. there is one at the end of your arm.. If you love something set it free. If your vision doesn't scare you. If you have the desire. (Jason Benson) If you don't stand for something. If you only have the Word. and never see that person again. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence. Crique) If you have time to worry. If you live to be a hundred. you really mean it. you will dry up. I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. If you laugh a lot. when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. Shaw 1856-1950) If you have food in the refrigerator. Rooney) If you step in a puddle. If you look like your passport picture. and spare change in a dish someplace. If you go out to be a friend. (Mark Twain) If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job. just sit down and look comfortable. If you give 100%. (Irish Proverb) If you drop a white glove into the mud. God will make up the difference! If you go out looking for friends. If you think you are getting too much government these days. If you still have the courage after loosing all . If you only have the Spirit. give of your wealth. If you fail to prepare. you're going to find they are very scarce. (Bette Davis) If you haven't all the things that you want. be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't w If you haven't much education you must use your brain. If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind. ( Red Adair. If you ever need a helping hand. If you do your best. (Brother Andrew) If you set the example. If you judge people. you won't need to set many rules. give of your heart. (Goethe) .. if it doesn't than it was never meant to If you need time alone. you can't love.If it comes back to you it is yours. If you've given me something you you've gifted me with love. then each of us will have two ideas. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.you are among the top wealthy. If you have much.you are rich world. the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey. you've given me a gift. don't mind the rest. (Andrew A.. you prepare to fail. try orderin' somebody else's dog around. in your wallet. you will go up and grow up. he will be be and could be.. if you treat him as he ought to be and could be. (Bette Reeves) If you treat a man as he is. If you find a four-leaf clover. If you have money in the bank. you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything. you'll fall for anything. you have never been in bed with a mosquito. you'll (Zig Zigler) If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have on But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas. it was probably worth it. it means you have entirely too much time on your hands. If you have trouble getting your children's attention. If you receive something that says "Send this to all your friends". if you have little. clothes on your back.. try missing a couple of payments. (Mama Zigler) If you smile when no one else is around. (Arab proverb) If you have never been hated by your child. a roof overhead. just be happy that you're not getting all you ar If you think you are too small to be effective. and a place to sleep. he will remain as he is.) If you think nobody cares if you're alive. wait until you hire an amateur. you probably need the trip.
If you understand something today. Most of us work 5 days a week. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground. I know exactly where I left it. I have all the money I'll ever need . .If you treat every situation like a life or death matter.. I do and I understand. and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. and the governm I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses I have had dreams and I have had nightmares. . (Chinese proverb) If you want something done. I just want to turn on the light and have it work. If you want to win. just obey the speed limit on a winding. (Henny Youngman) I have changed my mind a dozen times. (Oriental Proverb) If you woke up this morning with more health than illness. I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done. two-lane road. I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. I know Karate! . It's the people I tell. they don't listen. (James Rhinehart) I have learned that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. (James I have never understood why women love cats. and be careful when telling the truth about others. inherit a fortune. do it yourself. (Euripides) I had dreams and I've had nightmares. they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you m that. In other words. talk in your sleep. help somebody. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams. COBOL. I know you know what I think I said. If you want a thing well done. . (Charles Haddon Spurgeon) If you want breakfast in bed. be prepared to die a lot of times. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say.. If you want happiness for a lifetime. If you want happiness for a year. regardless o (James Rhinehart) I have learned that no matter how good a friend is. If you want happiness for a day.. who would you call and what wou And why are you waiting? (Stephen Levine) If you will always insist that you are right. every qualit a man. (Melchor If you wish your merit to be known. I am merely extremely inquisitive.. (D I have faith in fools. (Robert Marlowe) If you want to play. then start sleeping in the kitchen. PASCAL. but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. If you wait to have kids until you can afford them.you are more blessed than the million who will no If you your lips would keep from slips. It was unfamiliar territory. practice harder. If you want to feel rich. it must be obsolete. C. put some responsibility on their shoulders.. they love in a cat... practice. just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams. (Chinese proverb) I just got lost in thought. Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain. Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak. to whom you speak.and several other Japanese words. . I hear and I forget. take a nap. It seems to work better now. I see and I remember. acknowledge that of other people. and nineteen other high-tech words. ask someone who is busy! If you want to be a leader with a large following. FORTRAN..I don't want to know where the electricity comes from. go fishing. you probably never will. (Albert Einstein) I have no problem keeping secrets. they don't come in w to stay out all night. I know UNIX. Cats are independent. I have no particular talent. (Cha If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself. And how and when and where. people will think that there is something wrong with you. I haven't lost my mind. my friends call it self-confidence. (Abigail Van If you want happiness for an hour.if I die by 4 today. What makes me think I can? I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
effectiveness is d Ink drys. not by the event itself.. In life. I go to the library and rea Marx) In a completely rational society. (Augus I long to accomplish a great and noble task. (Monsieur Nana Adom) I'm serious.. the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for because passing civilisation along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honour and the hig anyone could have. I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting system through which God speaks to us every hour. In essentials. but rather by our response to the event... Incontinence Hot line. I was in England at the time. (Geoffrey F.I laugh just like you. When you touch my skin. I love you 2 morrow. liberty. Cats are aloof and look down o will look you in the eye. Just think of how nice our friendship could be! (Poem by Forrest Campbell) I like pigs better than cat and dogs. and in an empty heart there is room for nothing. the usual kind. Indian build small fire stand real close. unity. and a sense of humour to console him for Walpole) "I'm a lawyer.. Initiative is the ability to do the right thing. Communication is getting through. In capitalism. I need you because I love you. something else must beco Freeman's Extension: ". it was a joke. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. if w (George Washington Carver) I love you 2 day. White man build BIG fire stand way back. I cry and feel pain. and see his equal. In cities no one is quiet but many are lonely.(Lee Iacocca) In a full heart there is room for everything. but what is written in the soul will last an eternity. I must say that I find television very educational. Fisher) In communism. (Anon) In many cases stress is caused. Imagination is intelligence having fun. in nonessentials. "Honest?". But if you were blind and I couldn't see.. it's the other way around. man oppresses man." Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean.Can you hold please.. what happens to you isn't as important as what happens in you. charity.but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.. Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Antonio Porchia Inch by inch life's a cinch. The minute somebody turns it on. but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were g (Helen Keller) I lost twenty pounds. I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care. Our prejudice formed because of our sight. paper burns.. . In the country. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right. in all things." Immature love: I love you because I need you." . "No. But you were born black and I was born white. Mature love. (Melanchthon) Information is giving out. people are quiet but few are lonely. Dogs are subservient and look up to man. Unfortunately. we feel just the same. (Winston Churchill) I loathe people who keep dogs.. I love you 4 ever. Yard by yard life is hard. (Albert Einstein) Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't.. Impossibility simply means I'm possibility.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. (Michael Arlen) It is a pleasure to give advice. In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart. And through lifes most fier burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again. Integrity is the cornerstone of trust. Integrity is when what you say. I rather lose a second in my life. (Thomas Jefferson) I no longer worry about being a brilliant conversationalist. In life the same light burns.) It is a poor workman who blames his tools. It is amazing how many people want to live a long life. (Deng Xiaoping) It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose. in matters of principle. jumped in my li kissed me goodnight. If I "had" any loose fitting clothin signed up in the first place! "Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care". I notice that peo usually welcome wherever they go. because he surely would not have afterwards. I thank you God that I can be a father. it's still quite popular. It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. It is a small world. Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economi It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white. (C." a little girl sang instead. turned off the bed. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. what you do. people take prozac to make it In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can fin again. than there are to g It is a good thing God chose me before I was born. everyone should have a dog that will worship him an ignore him. and hope. Instead of singing the Doxology phrase "Praise all creatures here below. (Frank Bettger) In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance. what you think. and normal to ignore it. (John Bunyan) In spite of the cost of living. I pray my Dear Father that in some small way You will feel my love as I hug you today. put on my prayers. said my pajamas. In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.In matters of style. (Sheldon Kopp) In the pasture of life. stand like a rock. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. it's always room-temperature. and who you are all come from the same place. (Dereke Bruce) In our search for truth let us not be influenced by what is easiest to believe.H. Spurgeon) It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least. I think that until about lunch I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt. I ran up the door. there are no clocks. "Praise all p go. and I don I only work to enjoy when I am not working. Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbour on our knees. In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them. swim with the current. I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man. everyone has it but you don't have to show it off. I simply try to be a good listener. I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. Haynie) Intelligence is like underwear. faith. then you will get married and wish you had. just as they were leaving. . Now the world is weird. humiliating to need it. I cherish the hug from my son or daughter." It made sense to her because everybody sang it at the end of the service. This light is fuelled with love. it goes on. and yet so few want to grow old. but I wouldn't like to have to paint it. don't be a cowpie. I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. (Charles Brent) In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. than my life in a second. closed the stairs. (Richard Wimer) It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. so long as it catches mice. In places of delight.
it's a war on people. (Richard Hamilton) It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. then to be loved for what you're not! It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. It is better to be 5 minutes late than dead for 5 minutes. but be sure to not get frostbite. (Mahatma Gandhi) It is difficult to "go with the flow" when you are swimming upstream. but the gratefulness that makes us happy. fathers would do it. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living. and we can see someone's inside world looking i It is good to be a Christian and you know it. If it were easy. What is true is that honesty is incompatib of a large fortune. apologize begin over take advise be unselfish keep trying be considerate think and then act profit by mistakes forgive and forget . than to wish you were. (Mark Twain) It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation..It is as necessary for men to hear the Gospel... but it is stupid to be against the law. (John Leighton) It is better to be hated for what you are... Just forget your troubles as easily as you do your blessings. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. when the problem is your face. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself. (Saheed B. It is not against the law to be stupid. It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all. It is funny how we can see this outside world using our eyes. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it. It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. than to be always right by having no ideas at It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness. It is not a war on drugs. but it is better to be a Christian and show it! It is hard to face the problem. It is not how busy you are. It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong. and take It is my hearts desire that I must be no more. It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.. as it was for Christ to die. (Herman Melville) It is better to forget and smile. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. understood. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. the mosquito is swatted. (Anatole France) It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. but it's more important to be nice. It is important to stay cool. but why you are busy. It is better to regret something you did. It is hard to read a cartoon aloud. rather than to regret something you didn't do. It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless! It is easy to have a balanced personality. that He be known more. Olalekan) It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.the bee is praised. (Benjamin Disraeli) It is never easy being a mother. It is better to live day by day for you might not be here tomorrow. than to remember and be sad. It is not happiness that makes us grateful. It is not always easy to. but it usually pays. It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you've done. It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. It is far better to be alone. . (Epictetus) It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to. It is nice to be important.
(Rene Coty) It is the wounded oyster that mends its shell with the pearl. but how much love we put into doing it. (Lena Horne) It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that moves the ship. (Samuel Chadwick) It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. It is not what you are that holds you back. It is not the moutain ahead that's wearing me out. more than anything else. It is OK to let your mind go blank. Why aren't they coming back to help us? It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered. (Dale Carnegie) It is not what you would do with your millions should riches ness be your lot. (Zig Zigler) It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. but how much love we put into giving. It is time to quit playing church and start being the church. not ourselves that we should take seriously. It is risky not to take risk.It is the product that pays wages. It is our responsibility. (Denis Waitley) It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived. I tried sniffing Coke once. It is what you are doing at present with the dollar and quarter you've got. It is not your position that makes you happy or unhappy. it is just that we don't ask the right questions. how much you know. but the life in your years that count. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them... It is not what's right about war. (Archbishop Benson A. The sky leaks. it's the way you carry it. and started blaming them on people in the After all. It is not the load that breaks you down. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is one's attitude at the beginning of a task which will.. It is not what you have. It is not how much we give. It's how he found out. it is never 'ceasing' to see the light that impresses one's life. It takes less time to do the thing right. It is not the employer who pays wages.Nigeria) It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy. (Keith Green) It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past. (Adlai Stevenson) It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. it is just that I'm not in full accord. it's your disposition.000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your n It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. (Tony Robbins) It is not the difference between people that is the difficulty. or what you are doing that makes you happy or un It is what you think about. risk will take you. . it is the indifference.it's the ones who tell It is not the relation which is important. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose I try to lose weight. determine its outcome. if He gets all the pieces. It is not what they say about you. (Diane Lahaie) It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven. Idahosa . It is okay to visit your past just don't bring any luggage with you. but the listener. than it does to explain why you did it wrong. (Mother Teresa) It is not. it is what you think you are not. It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world.he only handles the money.It is not how much of your money you are going to give to God. people in the future have time travel. If you don't take risk. It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents. (Matthew Henry) It is not that I disagree with you. It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart. or who you are. it's the grain of sand in my shoe. It is not the speaker who controls communication. it's what they whisper. It is strange how an earthquake 4. but the relationship that is important! It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.. It is not that we don't know the right answers.It is making the best use of what you know ! It is not raining. but how much of God's money you are going t It is not how much we do. or where you are. It is not 'seeing' the light that impacts one's life. but please turn off the sound. but it keeps finding me. it's about what's left. It is not the years in your life.
I've learned to pick my battles.It takes years to build up trust.. Every time I hear a new song on the radio.. I must live so that no one will believe it. "Do I click the square?" I said. "It said. Suddenly God was speaking: "My name is I am.. maybe I wrote Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe. revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. (Mae West) I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet. (Lee Venden) Jesus did not come to make God's love possible. but we're out of cream. and only seconds to destroy it." I waited and "When you live in the past. Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. but Jesus recycled me. The judge asked him if he had anything to "They should not put up such misleading notices". it is hard. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ." The waitress replies. with no cream. I am here. I stuck around and tried to help with ways that were my own. (D. it is hard. "Single click or double click?" I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life." (Helen Mellincost) I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. My name is I am. but now I'm not so sure. I used to want to pack as much as I could into my life. with its mistakes and regrets." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. (John Wesley) I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me. .. said Joe. How about with no milk?" Jesus accepts you the way you are. "Yes. I was regretting the past and fearing the future. only broke. it is not hard. I used to be indecisive.. "When you live in this moment. with its problems and fears. I used to have a photographic memory.L. My name is not I was. "I'd like a cup of coffee. I think "Hey. I am not there. FINE FOR PARKING HERE. I was going to waste. "I'm sorry. Most of them never happened. Jesus is the man God intended all humans to be. I used to be Snow White. Instead of leaving him in peace to work alone. I looked into the soul of the boy next to m I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way." Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. please. I used to be lost in the shuffle." "When you live in the future. "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One I've never been poor. but now I realize it's more about quality of life than qu I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. He says to the waitress.. but loves you too much to leave you that way." She asked me. She asked. Being broke is a temporary situation.. Dykes) Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt we couldn't pay. Being poor is a frame of mind. I brought my broken dreams to God because he was my friend. but to make God's love visible.but I drifted. but I can't read music. monsieur. I am not there. Just as children bring their broken toys for us to mend. My name is not I will be. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . but it was never developed. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. (Mark Twain) I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best... It was all so different before everything changed. I wrote a song. (Jayson Feinburg) I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time. I ask myself.
and it's easier to see the silver lining. or we know where we can find information upon it. but the really great you too. (William Temple 1881-1944) Knowledge speaks. Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart. the blind can see. but personal fellowship with the living God. Justice without force is powerless. Small people always do that. (Blaise Pascal) "Just think. Kindness: a language the deaf can hear.." said the missionary. It doesn't permanently solve any problems. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chance Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician. it adds flavour. (Mark Twain) Keep eye on many. Faber) Kind words can be short and easy to speak. it would have been Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Keep your head in the clouds.. what should we all strive to save money for?" "To go to Africa!" Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today. the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back. We must Apply. (Goethe) Knowing what to say is not always necessary. Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. but thoughts on one. (Johnson) Last night I dreamed my life was done. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it? Knowledge of God can be fully given to man only in a Person. wisdom is humble that she knows no more. can become great. And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage. (Mother Teresa) Kisses are like tears.. he said. Knowledge is proud she knows so much. but their echoes are truly endless. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. than zeal. Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves. And with kindly grace. never in a doctrine. A great love? Send real roses preserved in 24kt gold! Click Here Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl. and the mute can speak. . Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. it doesn't mean he necessarily grows up. (Benjamin Franklin) Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. W. you're the first to know when it rains. (Cowper) Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning. Language is the dress of thought.At last I snatched them back and cried "how could you be so slow?" "My child". keeps it from becoming too dry. and heaven's gates flung wide. Indignant words rose to my lips. On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me. (Erma Bombeck) Killing time murders opportunities. just the presence of a caring friend can make a world of differe Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing. Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Kindness has converted more sinners. Willing is not enough. Just as war is more the absence of love than the presence of hate. children. and makes it easier t Laws are like sausages. had made a lot of it . Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. an angel ushered me inside. wisdom listens. It's better not to see them being made. instead of writing a lot about capital. Force without justice is tyrannical. Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. but it makes thing more awhile. but never were set free. (F. a ne absence of a positive one. We must Do. Faith is not the holding of correct doctrine. "in Africa there are six million square miles where little boys and g School. eloquence or learning. you never did let go". Shake hands with many. half shut afterwards. Knowing is not enough. but give your heart to one. Just because a person grows older. and darkness is the absence of light. "What could I do. Now.
. but. (Mark Twain) Life can only be understood backwards.. Life is like a game of cards.Laziness is the mother of all vice. no one makes it out alive. (Adam Lindsay Gordon 18331870) Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for you soon be filled with words that can never be erased. That makes life fair. (Harry S. Life is a grindstone. Truman) Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is a waste of time. Life is a roller coaster. depends upon what you're made of. Courage in our own. that power to work is a blessing. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it. Just say "never" and you'll see. Learning is forging a head. It may be the last time you see them.. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon) Leave loved ones always with loving words. Life is like a ladder. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. Jackson Brown Jr. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. (Gabe Suico) Life is not fair. (James Maverick Cook) Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift.you get. time is a waste of life. Life is full of surprises. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take. Two things stand like stone: Kindness in another's trouble. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up. so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life. you never know when you'll find a nut. the way you play it is free wi Life is like a game of tennis. Life is like an onion. Life is like a grammar lesson. Learn to say no. Life is mostly froth and bubble. if you frown at it. but life is not fair for everyone. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism. Learning its lessons is almost impossible. the more expansive your view is.) Lets face it. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855) Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it. Life is hard. Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like it.. Learn to listen. the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. Life is an echo. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry. life isn't long enough to make them all yourself. Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow Take a nap this afternoon Learning history is easy. You find the past perfect and the present tense. but it must be lived forwards. (Erin Templet) Leadership is an opportunity to serve. Life is fragile . handle with prayer. if you smile. Life is like a box of chocolates. opportunity often knocks softly. What you send out . (Taimi Megivern) Life is like a mirror. it's a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom) Leaders help others to succeed. the higher you climb. the player who serves well seldom loses. (Dean C Let nature take its course and hope it passes. (Sir Winston Churchill) Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel. Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. It is not a trumpet call to self importance. (H. What you give . Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.you get back. If we were free to do or say it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. but by the moments that take our breath away. (Nico . Thinking is foraging a head. it frowns back. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. that love of work is succes Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. it returns the greeting.
that too often when I loved.. P Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo. Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Give without ending. Looking upward. others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off. (Melo Live your own life. Looks capture the eyes. (Michelangelo) Lord.. (Oprah Winfrey) . but learn from each day as if you will live forever. just do it now please! Lord grant me the courage to do the things I can. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section. it's up to you to fill it. "Where'd baby bro His mother replied. for you will die your own death. and understanding the third. (Rev. make my words soft and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them. proud. I'm really pleased about tha minutes now. Lord. envious. love is the second. Pointless. Life just gives you time and space. Lord. (American Indian Proverb) Little birdie in the sky. may I be aware of strength.. not by what you fear. may others treat me tomorrow as I have treated them today. Lord. Looking forward. Life is too short to long for money. make us easy to live with. "WOW! I can see why t Live by what you trust. Personality captures the heart.Life is really a bed of roses. He came from heaven. I'm going to get up and from then on. the serenity to accept the things I can't. Johnny.like a letter in a word make all the difference in the world. shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words. Listening and hearing are two different senses. may I find peace. Looking back. Speak without offending.. but what you want is someone who will take the bus with yo breaks down. Life just gives you time & space. or give me the patience to wait for one. (Will Rogers) Live without pretending. (John Lennon) Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one. make us willing to change. Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth. "Heaven. grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. (Latin proverb) Look at life through the windshield. He asked his mom. Live each day as if it were your last. And your story will touch and heal people's souls. so far today I've not been grumpy. I did not say so." After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back. Life is the first gift. Looking inward. I have seen more than I remember. Listen without defending. Lord. Love without depending. I didn't cry. Lord give me an answer. (David Grayson) Looking back. (Nina Roberta Baker) Live your life from your heart. be merciful. But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly! Little differences . where we are wrong. Its up to you to fill it. Build without rending. dropped a poopie in my eye I didn't scream. not the rear-view mirror. and I remember more than I have seen. selfish. I'll probably need a lot more help. greedy. Share from your heart. may I be filled with gratitude. or angry. Life itself cannot give you joy unless you really will it. where we are right.. Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm.. may I be filled with hope.. I have this to regret.. and the wisdom to Lord. (Rowan Atkinson) Like all great travelers.
but it simply dries up when you don't use it. and always paddle your own canoe. (Nancy Pettit) Love is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. not less. Love sought is good. (Helen Hayes) Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own. Lots of times.. Love is the one word that we use every day. Marriage is the eye-opener. it sees more. (Mahatma Gandhi) Love was not put in your heart to stay. Schwartz) Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend. Love God more than you fear hell. Love many. become a lawyer. (Robert Heinlein) Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly. "LSD melts your mind. and the one word that words cannot define. (Will Rogers) Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Rae: Who asked you? Mae: Mom and Dad. Love is not blind. but given unsought is better. Love is when you take away the feeling.. (Robert Frost) Love is blind.Love and Time: The only two things in all of life and all the world that cannot be bought. (John W. Love is the only fire hot enough to melt the iron obstinacy of a creature's will. Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. and every little absence is an age. (Arnold Glasgow) Man and the turtle are very much alike. Love is the unity of two hearts beating together as one. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. and find out you stil Love. Love is not love until you give it away. (Anna K. like paint. not an intermission. grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Love makes a house a home. can make things beautiful when you spread it. trust few. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. it is willing to see less. Love is not about who you live with. Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction. the passion. Kennedy) Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times. (Anne McCaffrey) Make your life a mission. Make crime pay. and the romance in a relationship. Make no judgments where you have no compassion. Love reckons hours for months. Love is not paid back only passed on. Neither makes any progress without sticking his neck out. Love tempers passion with reason. (Rabbi Julius Gord Love is not finding a perfect person. but spent. Man blames fate for other accidents. but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one! . Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. and days for years. It's about who you can't live without. so don't be a player. Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. not in your hand" Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position! Lust is pure passion. (John Dryden) Love sees no colour. it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly. Love the sinner but hate the sin. Love begins with a smile. Love is not a game. (William Shakespeare) Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. But because it sees more.
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore. Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best. God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it. Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then e Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope! Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. (Maurice Che Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it. (Benjamin Franklin) Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the worl devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be. Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health. (Mikey) Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Many years ago, a large American shoe company sent two sales representatives out to different parts of the A see if they could drum up some business among the Aborigines. Some time later, the company received teleg agents. The first said, "No business here . . . natives don't wear shoes." The second one said, "Great opportunity here . . . natives don't wear shoes!" (John M. Capozzi) Marital problems? You don't need a new wife, you need a new life! Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. (Erma Bombeck) Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter. Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and le many birthdays you've celebrated. Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and without wanting to get even. (Ann Flanders) Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say WHOOPEE! Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. (Ashleigh Brilliant) May every day of your life together be worse than the next. (Old Irish wedding blessing) May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. (An Irish friendship wish) May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead. (Irish proverb) May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts. May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper. May your love be filled with life and may your life be filled with love. (old wedding toast) May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between. Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a ma Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. (Lord Chesterfield Men moet altijd het vergeetboekje bij zich dragen, anders houd je geen enkele vriend over. Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth! Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever notice how all womens probIems begin with men? Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. (Mike M Methods are many,
Principles are few. Methods change often, Principles never do. Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor. Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open. Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it. Money comes and goes, but people last for a lifetime. (Rob Shan) Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines. Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread. Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.
Money talks. I'll not deny. I heard it once. It said good-bye. Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Moral rules are directions for running the human machine. Every moral rule is there to prevent a breakdown, friction, in the running of that machine. (C.S. Lewis) More doors are opened with "please" than with keys. Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter." Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty. Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move. Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose on is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. (Charles A. Cerami) Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves. Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. (T.S. Elliot) Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves. (La Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails. "Great idea, honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box." Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. (Ben Irwin) Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. (Abraham Lincoln) Most people want to serve God -- but only in an advisory capacity. Most would rather be ruined by praise than saved by critisism. Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a dia emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Squiffy. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry, and I want hi looking for the jewelry." Much of the stress that people feel doesn't come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing wh
Allen) Murphy's Law isn't recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. (Robert Fripp) My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher. My aim is that when my hands will work no longer, that the works of my hands will still continue to keep on w My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself. My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly My children need love the most when they deserve it the least. (Erma Bombeck) My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already. My dog is very obedient, he does what he is bid. A sign said 'wet paint', and that's just what he did. My eyes may be closed, but my mind is not asleep. My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely, And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mo My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am. My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who tak He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. (Indira Gandhi) My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. (Charles F. Keetering) My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded f Bombeck) My love is like a cabbage, divided into two, The leaves I give to others but the heart I give to you. My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Ashleigh Brilliant) My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy. My pastor-husband has a sweet tooth, so I knew the chocolate chip cookies I'd just baked might disappear be running errands. To discourage him, I taped a verse on the wrapped goodies: "'Everything is permissible for m is beneficial." - 1 Cor. 6:12. When I returned I found half the cookies gone and another verse attached: "The righteous eat to their heart's stomach of the wicked goes hungry" - Prov. 13:25. My Sunday school class of kindergartners was studying the creation story. After several weeks, we were ready to review. "What did God make the first day?" I quizzed. "The second day?" They answered both questions correctly. "And what happened on the third day?" I asked. One little child, face shining with enthusiasm, exclaimed, "He rose from the dead!" My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, le Why should you? (Erma Bombeck) My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said. Our d
head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work. Nature's laws are the invisible government of the earth. (Alfred Armand Montapert) Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. (Abraham Linco Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes! Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. (Benjamin Disraeli) Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with expe Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Never confuse having a career with having a life. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Never fear shadows... they simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never let a problem become an excuse! Never mistake motion with action. (Albert Einstein) Never overlook wallflower at dance; may be dandelion in grass. (Confucious) Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you're too tired to fight. Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true. Never seek the wind in the field. It is useless to try and find what is gone. (Polish proverb) Never stand between a dog and a tree. Never take counsel of your fears. (Andrew Jackson) Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. (Gen Jr) Never try to make anyone like yourself. You know, and God knows, that one of you is enough. (Ralph Waldo E Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it. New and improved: if it's new it's not improved; if it's improved it's not new. New friends are silver, old friends are gold. Always make new friends but don't forget the old. Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. (Emerson) Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israe When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved. "No Joey, is that really what the teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!" No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Fables Aesop) No amount of darkness can hide a spark of light. No answer is also an answer. Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. (Tallulah Bankhead) Nobody is perfect.... I am Nobody!!! Nobody plans to fail, they just fail to plan. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. (Aesop) No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace. No happy time is really gone, if it leaves a special memory. No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him. No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood. No Jesus - No Love. Know Jesus - Know Love. No life without the sun, no Life without the Son. No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. (Hannah Moore) No man is a failure who has friends. (Clarence)
they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them fo No matter what happens Today. (Ernest Hemin . . . Morley) Now is no time to think of what you do not have.. . No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him. Nothing seems expensive on credit. (Matt Maguire) No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. It wouldn't work anyway. (Golda Meir) Note on a door: Out to lunch. there's always something else that has to be done first.. (Czech Proverb) Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. Not being beautiful was the true blessing. the perfect drug. Relieves your tension and your stress. (Ralph W. one size fits all.. in fact it's quite reliable. Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him! Nowadays we are consumed by desires to buy things we do not need. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources.Today will be Tomorrow's past.but many men are too little. Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one. (Eleanor Roosevelt) No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. to impress like. It can't be stolen. turn back. No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. no batteries. non-taxable. I think. He had money as well. yet who can withstand the raging flood? (Lao Ma) Nothing is as strong as gentleness: nothing so gentle as real strength. It uses little energy. The handicap to overcome. (Turkish proverb) No matter how good a friend is. You must remember that. do not dilute. May I prescribe. (Goethe) Nothing tastes as good as slim feels. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.. won't pollute. . makes you beam and elevates your self esteem. No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road. Your circulation it corrects without complicated side effects. and not everything that can be counted counts. No monthly payments and no fees. (Rodin) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. . but he is responsible for the way he acts when th No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan. It is. No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm. Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. invigorates your happiness. Think of what you can do with what there is. if not back by five. the hug! Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. No one is listening until you make a mistake. (Margaret No prayer is spoken too softly to be heard. (Patrick M. (Sign hanging in A at Princeton) Not everything that is faced can be changed. with money we do not have. Not everything that counts can be counted. but yields results enormously. Sockman) Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.No man is rich enough to buy back his past. but nothing can be changed until it is faced. Combats depression. (James Baldwin) Nothing is as soft as water. and Tomorrow will Satjapot) No matter what you want to do. (Natasha Isabelle) No sense being pessimistic. Inflation proof. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. out for dinner also. (Oscar Wilde) No man is too big to be kind. No moving parts. my friend.
guilt. they just surrender to society. empathy." One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. He said. Battista) One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves." One day. (Mexican Proverb) One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. if even only one cow shows up at feedin Once the game is over. how do you do it?" The lady replied." Moody responded "I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it.. "M between 2 "wolves" inside us all. The non-users are slowly being killed off. where is the ark?" One can resist an intrusion of armies but not an idea whose time has come. With wide eyes she carefully studied it unt me and said. kindness. the king and the pawn go back into the same box. Forbes) One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past. snowy Sunday in February. One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. (Malcolm S. Tell me. but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to Luther King Jr. Make it worth watching. One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied. On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. the worst of all tragedies is not to die young. The other is Good. On a very cold. I noticed one of the most beautiful rainbows I had ever seen. One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a "battle" that goes on inside people.Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. it is the beating of a loving heart. we build the trust of those who are present. (Jim Backus) Often. the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can't understand and just be there." The farmer replied: "Heavens!. "But. there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. inferiority. Moody's reply was "I agree with you. Of course. (Merle Shain) One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile. One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot. is your word. benevolence.. regret. (Italian Proverb) One afternoon after a rainstorm. to the door so we could go outside and look at it together. Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.. A. Don't just throw them away. (Hannah More) Of all sad words of tongue or pen. It is joy. In doing so. (Ellen One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the pho One thing you can give and still keep. humility. (O. "The one you feed. your life will flash in front of your eyes. peace. generosit and faith. but better never forget the present. hope. (Henry Ward Beecher) Of all the things I've lost. fa and ego.. (Natasha Isabelle) On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. I don't like the way I do it either. arrogance. the saddest of these is: "It might have been". It is anger. (Peter Drucker) One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. Mommy. One man with courage is a majority. (Stephe) Old love letters are like souvenirs from the past. One half of the world will never understand the other half. Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven. . I miss my mind the most. resentment. envy. "I don't do it. (Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826) One must learn how to lose before learning how to play. lies.) Old hippies never die. (Victor Hugo) One day a lady criticized D. self-pity. Oh Lord. (Stephen R. Moody for his methods of evangelism in attempting to win people to the Lord. sorrow. L. help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about. The p guess we won't have a service today. I called my 3Ashley. One is Evil. serenity. Covey) One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely whether he knows it or not. love. and it doesn't matter which half you're in. greed. Oh.
if said." he whispered. (Mary Stavros) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. (Franklin P. she was pure and I was simple. One will never reach distant shores. Mommy.. Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth ." my husband reassured me. so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speake After a while. If you wait too long." he said. To my distress. "the price will be only $5. Overheard during a particular long sermon. Only boring people get bored.. Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are. Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and jun garage. (Thomas Edison) Opportunity is often inconvenient. The cat learned quickly. (Kristen Stendahl) Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat.. Originality is the art of concealing your source. In fear his little ship of dreams may be dashed against the rocks. (Oliver Goldsmith) Our marriage was a love match pure and simple. Whenever the cat scratched. "If we give him the money now. but you can' t catch him going. "However. (F. will he let us go?" . If anyone has to go to the bathroom." Our greatest glory consists not in never falling... but we are responsible for who we bec Our character is shaped as much by our failures as it is by our successes. and I asked. Studd) Only the winners decide what were war crimes. hold up two fi from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?" On the other hand. if he chooses to remain upon the dock. you have different fingers.. it will soon be past. my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. (Malaysian proverb) One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. Jones) Others may argue your beliefs. (Billy Graham) One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant.One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.. a large fries. "It's like watching the school burn do catcher's mitt is in your desk. but in rising every time we fall. Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for.50. Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. but not on bread. (William Arthur Ward) Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming.Bolen) One with God is a majority. It has two settings: too soon or too late... a woman's voice rang out. you miss them." From the back of the congregation. One unable to dance blames the unevenness of the floor. Opportunities are like sunrises. (Sam Leven Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. you've come to the right place.." I watched for several days as my husband our new pet. Open your mind to God's wisdom. "Do you really think I'd give you that informatio Our toaster works on either AC or DC. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'. open your heart to God's love and all three forever. "I'll have him trained in no time. "Would you like to listen for a different word?" "Yes. For the next 16 years. open your soul to God's peace. (John Gray) Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.a sense of humor. He got restless. the Kindergarten teacher said. (C. (Robin Beyer) Only in America do people order double cheese burgers. Only one life. Only what's done for Christ will last. he scratched the back of the sofa!! Outer agitation reveals inner instability. he grew bored. he began to use the back of our new sofa as a sc worry. (Sicilian Proverb) On the first day of school. and a diet coke. but they can't refuse your love. (Gary Willis) Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. whenever he wanted to go outside. T.
but the presence of God. If you have trouble getting your children's attention. F... at the circular motion of the stars.pursue t Patience accomplishes its object. A young child is a noise with dirt on it. a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with a hand. while hurry speeds to its ruin. (Stephen R.. People may not always believe what you say. (Thich N People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around. They grow old because they quit playing. I laugh because they're all the same. looking first at one and then at the other. People travel to wonder at the height of mountains. (Andrew Edgerton) Passion: there are many things in life that will catch your eye. A child will not spill on a dirty floor.PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. he identifies the books: the Bible. and the back of the church. Covey) People are funny. ( People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. for they are the first to discover your mistakes. Pay attention to your enemies. and they pass by themselves without wondering. People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic. the reason why you have fields of grain." Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Newton) People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. .but they remember how well you did it. that they hardly have time t doing the right things. The things that bring joy come from that which brings pain. People never say. like how much patience you have. (Joyce Meyer) Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue. Avenge yourself. or my keeper's brother. People forget what you did. You can learn many things from children. (Steve Dow) People and their managers are working so hard to be sure things are done right. of Species". at the huge waves of the sea. (Antisthenes) Peace is not the absence of trouble. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid. at the long courses of rive compass of the ocean. middle of the road. when they're winning. (Saadi. but then they spend the next 17 year down and shut up. People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good thing People say walking on water is a miracle. People are like tea bags . There is much chaos in this world because thin people are being used. Curious. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) People forget how fast you did a job. "What's with the books?" The chimp replies. they just fail to plan. but they will believe what you do. till they know how much you care! (Brett Watson) People do not plan to fail. They want the front of the bus. People in power need the power of prayer. So this should leave a stain on your brain. live long enough to be a problem to your children. when in most cases they are simply inefficient. People forget what you said. People do not care how much you know. "It's only a game". but to me walking peacefully on earth is the real miracle. People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.. but only a few will catch your heart. People want the front of the bus. he asks the chimp. "I'm trying to decide whe keeper.You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are! People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges (J. back of the church and centre of attention. is because its got to rain. People do not quit playing because they grow old. People love flowers but they hate the rain. But people never forget how you made them feel.. just sit down and look comfortable. Passing by the primate area one day. Persian poet) Patience is how you act while you're waiting. People laugh because I'm different.. Upon closer examination. Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children.
Promises are like babies.People who have heard me sing. use words. People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were. P. once they got what they wanted. should be kicked by the foot ! People will believe most anything that is whispered to another. (St. Gouthey) Perseverance is not a long race. (Mark Twain) People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.. but try by the inch. Life becomes a scramble for gain instead of a m are so busy making a living that we forget to make a life. Personal ad from newspaper: Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan. . Write POB 74 Pet owner: Every time a bell rings my dog goes and sits in the corner. they could remember how much they want People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do. Cecil) Pray as if everything depended on GOD. Proverbs contain within one or two lines the lessons of lifetime. (W. your presence won't eit Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. Poverty never spoils a good man. (Carl Sandburg) Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites) Positive anything is better than negative nothing. Tons of kisses. Mostly easy to make bit hard to deliver. (Henry J. but prosperity often does. (Rowan Swan) Power works best in the hands of those who don't want it. Kaiser) Professionals built the Titanic. If your absence doesn't make any difference. living without it is harder. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Pride is something we have. it is many short races one after another. Poverty within is as dangerous as poverty without. (Mosie Lister) Praying is hard.." Promises are meant to be kept. You'll be old and weak someday. (Russ Kolibas) Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark! Please do not complain about the coffee. soon lose both. People who want by the yard. amateurs built the ark. Francis of Assisi) Precious is the parrot who is trained by a clean tongue. Preach the Gospel at all times . faith causes prayer to work. Praise your children openly. Philosophy can not be attained from text on a page. say I don't. People who value their privileges above their principles. their value is high and quality g once they are made they can never be broken. Professor to noisey students: "Every time I open my mouth some fool speaks. (Gloria Copeland) Prayer is the key to Heaven. for they are like precious pearls in an ocean.. but faith unlocks the door. Poverty is a condition with but one advantage. Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself. Poetry is an echo. Presence is more than just being there. if necessary. (A. Hope some day.. reprove them secretly. People with true character show it when nobody else is present.. Veterinarian: That's perfectly normal.. too! Plenty of love.. it doesn't take much to improve your lot. Vanity is something others have. it comes from with the soul. To be your Mrs. Act as if everything depended on yourself! Prayer does not cause faith to work. Perhaps the dominant force in the average life is possessions. he's a boxer. Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience. People would enjoy life more if. Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. asking a shadow to dance.
. your relatives had no choice in the matter either.not for getting caught..it can only be earned. please lower your voice and watch your language. Reach for the moon. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour. . And don't do it. (General Taylor) Remember. (Oswald Chambers) Save time . You are not a human doing. Again. Remember. in utensils you don't the dog won't eat. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Raise your voice and your dignity is lowered. Cichon) Rather than trying to find the right person. don't put it off.. but original thoughts can be priceless treasure. To do it.. Remember. Quoting many is research. You may never get to it. Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out. purchased or acquired.. Go ahead and do it. Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't Rules without relationship equals rebellion.. Quoting one is plagiarism. character is what God and angels know of us. Sanctification means being made one with Jesus so that the disposition that ruled Him will rule us. Remember that failure is an event ... flies spread disease so keep yours closed. I think I've forgotten this before. (Frank Frye) Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake. please be sure to lower your head and watch your s so. Quieting the chattering mind promotes directed action. (Thomas Paine Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. If you miss. Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one." Put your creed in your deed. Recipe. try being the right person. see it my way.. Repentance is never something to be ashamed of. It will cos not of God in us.not a person.not people! Remember boys. If you get to it. Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime. (Melchor F. (Marvin the Martian) Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing.. (Cindy Clabough) Respect cannot be learned. if you don't respect others viewpoints. Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions. Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls. Respect is mutual. Repentance is sorrow for the deed. Thank you.. Quality rather than quantity determines your success. worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do. You are a human being.. Rich earn. and it seems like a minute. Relationships can be boring . Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules. and it seems like an hour.. a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy. Reputation is what men and women think of us. than salt water has on thirst.Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle. chances are they won't acknowledge yours. you may fall on a star. smart learn. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute..
.. Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will. Pleasure without conscience. Seen on a T shirt in Australia: "My wife says that I don't listen (and then in smaller print below) At least I think that's what she said. She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced. Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.. . she keeps the house. I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow.Saying remain meaningless until they are embodied in actions. . Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted! Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants. Even if you miss you will land among the stars. or is a silent teacher a golden example? Silence is golden but shouting is fun. Share your smile with everyone. but it is never miss quoted. share sorrow and it lessens. Seven sins of life: Politics without principle. Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in. (Margaret Banning) Serve Locally . but save your kiss for only one..Pray Globally Seven days without prayer makes one weak. and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do bi Show me a man with both feet on the ground. What does it mean to you. it means someone has stolen our tent. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself. Holmes?" "To me. but foolish if we are wise. (Mahatma Gandhi) Sex is like nose picking. Share love and it grows. can't remember most of it. so is a silent example a golden teacher. Holmes said. never true. Wealth without work. Silence is golden. Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. What do you see? "Well. religion without science is blind. my wife fell off. Pay less. but it's disgusting watching someone else Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does. Sentences that begin with "all women" are never. (Kahlil Gibran) Say what you mean. Sign at animal shelter. I see thousands of stars. mean what you say. "Watson. done it all. but don't say it mean. Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell. Commerce without morality. You aren't good enough to stay out. look up. Seen it all. Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things." And what does that mean to you?" "Well. and example is the best teacher." Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this." Shoot for the moon. (Charles de Gaulle) Silence is wise if we are foolish. Science without humanity. Sign on a church bulletin board: Planning to go to Heaven? Get your flight training here. Education without character. (Les Brown) Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day. (Albert Einstein) Second place is the first loser. Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Science without religion is lame.000 flies can't be wrong) Silence is frequently misinterpreted. Worship without sacrifice.
Smile. dance like no one's watching. sometimes its letting go. Others smile and change it. Some open minds should be closed for repairs. you are to pay special regard to those who. Some persons don't know the difference between thinking for yourself. Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were imposs Some of us think holding on makes us strong. Others give thanks because the thorns have roses. they have to hit their own head off the wall to believe it will hurt!! Some people reach the top of the ladder of success only to find it is leaning against the wrong wall. Some people grumble because roses have thorns. Some people are wise. Sometimes I lie awake at night. Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair. and I ask. Some people think holding on makes them strong. others are sweet. one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them. Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. "This is going to take more than one night. Sin wouldn't be so attractive. (Caroline Schoeder) Some people complain because the roses have thorns. it seems like relativity. Others whenever they go. Most have the wisdom of youth. I enjoy it. (Lou Holtz) Some people just don't take advice. (Melchor F. some sour. but sometimes it is letting go. Some have the wisdom of old age and the energy of youth. Slight not what's near. and whe Some people change when they see the light. Cichon) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Einstein) Skier. and some are otherwise. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. but just look what they can do when they stick together. So many people will walk in and out of your life. Some people grin and bear it. while aiming at what's far. (Carlton Pearson) Sometimes I know that there is intelligent life on other planets because they haven't tried to contact us. while some others only gargle. "Snowflakes are one of natures most fragile things. But most succeed because they are determined to. by the accidents of time. all mixed up and permanently set. Since thou art not sure of a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute. I have a better vision of who Christ is. when they're matched. it seems like a minute. it's glorious even to fail. (Euripides 480-406 B.C. Some people are about as helpful as a porcupine in a balloon factory. Be thankful instead that thorns have roses. (Donna Early) Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. it makes others wonder what you're thinking. or plac are brought into closer connection with you. (Mark Twain) Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched. "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me. but those who leave foot prints are true friends.. I do it three or four times a day. Some people are bitter. Some goals are so worthy..) Smile! It increases your face value. (Saint Augustine of Hippo) Sing like you know the words. Some succeed because they are destined to.. Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments. (A. throw not away an hour. Sometimes God doesn't tell us His plan because we wouldn't believe it anyway. others when they feel the heat. Some books have table of contents.Since I have smashed my denominational glasses. Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour.. and thinking of yourself. Some people take too much of vitamin "I". Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge." (Charlie Brown) .. (Benjamin Franklin) Since you cannot do good to all. and the energy o Some minds are like concrete. others have no contents. if the wages were paid immediately. Who you hang out with depends on your taste. and love like it's never going to hurt.
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous.long enough to cover the subject. So when your lonely. but words can shatter my soul. must be read backward. (Skip Ernst) Student: "How long do you want this report to be?" Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress . Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.. striving for perfection is demoralising.. (Chinese proverb) Sometimes providences. Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile.. (John Flavel) Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good. firm push. you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. remember it's true. Other times I let her sleep.especially if it's between your ears! Speak softly. Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. (Harriet Braiker) Strong expressions create deep impressions. (Bob Faravoni) Sometimes we all have days where we are 386's in a P4 world.. Success comes in cans. Soul-winning and missions is the life blood of the church. faith looks up. (John F. the more relatives. But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweat depends entire perceives them. Striving for excellence motivates you. I did it right the first time. (Terri Levine) Speak when you are angry and you'll make the best speach you'll ever regret. worry looks around.. like Hebrew letters. Sterilise: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on i 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Sticks and stones can break my bones. Sometimes to be headstrong. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Sometimes life can be as bitter as dragon tears. and failure is not fatal. (Coach Don Scula) Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. (Lawrence J Peter) Spotted on a desk: Of course I don't look busy . but what is concealed is vital. not can't s.Sometimes it costs more to do nothing than to do something. (Marg Start by doing the necessary. then the possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.the more success. Sorrow looks back. Surely it's no coincidence that the word "listen" is an anagram of the word "silent". Success is not forever. and failure in full view. tried and true goeth before a raise. If you really want to be heard. y keep it interesting. (Winston Churchill) Success: its an never ending improvement in what you do. Success of today resulted from the failure of yesterday. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child. (St. And finds it in your presence that life is worth while. Stride and strut goeth before a fall. Success hinges on a passion for excellence. lower your voice. (Joann Thomas) Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side." Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! Suburbia is where the bulldozers have knocked down all the trees and the planners rename the roads after th Success always occurs in private. Strip us of our skin and we are all the same within.. . (Anon) Success is relative . is to be brain-weak. Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. what is revealed is suggestive. Success is getting up just one more time than you fall down.. Francis of Ass Statistics is like a Bikini. You have got to set your self on fire for it. Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed. Kennedy) Success in marriage is more than finding the right person. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Space is a dangerous place. Success is a ladder that can not be climbed with your hands in your pockets. It's becoming the right person.
While others may go hungry.. Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike. That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.showing him is worth 96%. (Glenn Kittler) The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. (Frank Lloyd Wright) Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family." Tears are the baptism of the soul. I shouldn't want to fuss. That place is so crowded. but when the time for action arrives. B . That which you cannot give away. it's just about changing how we see the o (Angel Kyodo Williams) The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without. They're just rubbing it in. . Last Week. (Yogi Berra) That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility. A .Behold the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the world C .Sweet is the remembrance of troubles when you are in safety. With home. God's been very good to us. (Joseph Joubert) The answer to having a better life is not about getting a better life. Show me. Involve me." Teacher: "It depends on what?" Billy: "It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. should not be victory." Compassion sees and says. Take risks: if you win.. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right." Television is bubble gum for the eyes." act is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. we've eaten very well. Sweat will get you results. but the tree always remembers.. nobody goes there anymore. (Michael Althsuler) The balding middle-aged man asked his barber. if both of your parents were born in 1967. or of discussion. stop thinking and go for it.I will forget. Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%. health & happiness. barbers give it away free with haircuts. pardon. "I'll help. Take time to deliberate. The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. By the stack of evidence. there's a 90% probability you The ABC of salvation. Talk is cheap. The axe soon forgets. (Sydney J Harris) Talent hits the target which no one else can hit.Come to Christ for peace. Teachers open the door.. baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way. ( The aim of argument. but progress. if you lose. You may as well be fif the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television. but from dragging me everywhere they go.I might remember. "I'm sorry. Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head. (Shona saying) The bad news is time flies. genius hits the target which no one else can see.I will understand.. and eternal life. (Euripides) Sympathy sees and says.All have sinned. (chinese proverb) Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. you will be happy. it possesses you. but you must enter by yourself. you will be wise. they have a tale to tell. The good news is you're the pilot. you don't possess. how old are they now?" Billy: "It depends..' Why advertise? I already missed it. Teenager with nose rings. (Louis Dega) Thank God for dirty dishes. (Chinese proverb) Teacher to a third grade student: "Billy. (Andrew Jackson) Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it. Television ruins more minds than drugs. Tears will get you sympathy. Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile! Tell me.. Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.
let us thank God. to the other end of the table. The contented person is never poor. "said the barber. The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done." The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits.there's so little of it.. God is looking for better men. nobody listens. (Art Buchwald) The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago. and the man agreed. At the head of the table was a larg nun made a note. The church is looking for better methods. (Guatemalan Proverb) The definition of a recession is when your neighbor loses his job. and it is the best. One of the "Take all you want. (Rabindranath Tagore) The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness." Moving through the line. and also to love our enemies. . The Bible tells us to love our neighbours." The Chinese word for "crisis" contains two characters. The cold absolute truth is much more preferred than a kind and uncertain lie. Persian poet) The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep. "actually I make little charge for cutting it. The deepest waters make the least noise. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given The best of battles are won on our knees." "Well. "Take only one. God is watching the apples. The best way to have the last word is to apologize. The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it. (Theodore Roosevelt) The best revenge is a vow to never be like the one who hurt you. What you're paying for is my searching for The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to unable to attend. was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. the next best time is right now! The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness. The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith. "There is no clergyman present. The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation. (Bob Kerry) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch."Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair. God is watching. (Gabe Suico) The collapse of character begins with compromise.. The discontented is never rich. and has time enough. The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit. The butterfly counts not months but moments. The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak. and then everyone disagrees lungs. The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor. One of them means "opportunity". The beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety. and the poor who have the magn (Saadi. The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathwa The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis. He began. and self-restra from meddling with them while they do it. probably generally they are the same Chesterton) The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby. He asked the main speaker if he would oblige. The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. while removing them greatly decrease The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable. The best things in life aren't things.
but to reveal to him his own. The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?" The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed. increases ever with the acquisition of it. I closed my eyes. (Einstein) The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration. (Laurence Sterne) The desire of love is to give. but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Oswald Chambers) The desire of knowledge. The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss..' 'Only this once.. (George Bernard Shaw) The degree of panic is the degree of the lack of personal spiritual experience with God. (US President Truman) The definition of luck is when opportunity meets preparation. loved in spit . The eyes of men speak words the tongue cannot pronounce. like the thirst of riches. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.. (Native American proverb) The farther backwards you can look... The difference between men and boys ..A depression is when you loose yours. The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time.. the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still. The first duty of love is to listen.. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.. Nagel) The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week. The doctor is not able to operate the notable. You closed your eyes and. (Hadia Bejar) The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose. is the price of their toys. The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches. . (Tillich) The first time we kissed. the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.' and 'By and by. (Leo Buscaglia) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.. (Eleanor Roosevelt) The gap between advice and help is very wide. The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself. The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. The desire of lust is to get.'" (Sherman A. loved for ourselves. The definition of virtue: Insufficient temptation.. the farther forward you are likely to see. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this wo telling those you loved that you love them.. (Winston Churchill) The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it. because he has no table! The early bird gets the worm. (Evan Esar) The glass is not half-empty. or rather. The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The fellow who has no money is poor. The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power.' 'Everybody does it. it ain't all that common. "The devil has four chief servants: 'There's no danger. We missed! The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. Don't let them put you in that position. (Benj The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. it’s just twice as big as it needs to be. The funny thing about common sense..
(John Hoh) The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. T. (William F. translated in English as "It is finished" were the sa of sale and meant "paid in full. The lesson is what you read in the fine print." The longer you wait. "I'm so happy to see you grandma. but consecration." The meaning of life is not a question to be answered. The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. the insane live in them.. the sane create cages. "Johnn and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied: "CBS. But they. He also accepts from a grouch. The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has. Monson) The higher we soar. Its in how much discouragement it takes to s . but that he cannot believe anyone else. The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the l The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing . The law is a rule to the fool. the sane live in them. (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic! The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay. but the number of people he serves. (Kappa Mak The Iron Rule: Don't do for others what. (Myriad Sky) The Lord loves a cheerful giver. (Vince Lombardi) The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems. (Edward Phelps) The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause. "What trick is that my dear. but an event to be experienced. (Robert Bloch The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. (Walter Bagehut) The greatest strength a champion can hold is humility. The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. (Greek proverb) The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions.and the main thing is Christ. were toiling upward in the night. The great lie of the news media: "I am the public". Love isn't love till you give it away. but a guide to the wise. given the chance. while the mark of the mature man i humbly for one. The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed. The insane create worlds. Richardson) The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. The heart that loves is always young. The experience is what you get when you don't. The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it like that before". Scolavino) The heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight. Now maybe da The grandmother was curious." she asked. while their companions slept.. The heart has reasons which reason does not understand. as in what direction we are moving. the better the date. (W. The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand. "I heard daddy t would climb the walls if you came to visit us again. (Holmes) The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died. The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now! The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. She called on him and said.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot. (Geo The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said. They just make the best of everything that comes along their way. NBC. HBO and the Cartoon Network. A saint is not a man without faults. The little boy replied. they wouldn't do for themselves. but a man who ha without reserve to God. The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. (Pastor Clay Peck) The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. (Wilhelm Steckel) The mark of a saint is not perfection. (Thomas S.
Winston C The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The only way to be free is to limit yourself. (Egyptian proverb) The opposite of love is not hate. The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Ma Adams) The next time the devil reminds you of your past. (Lori Herber) The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store. the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. Martin Luther King.(Dr. The nice thing about standards is. The noblest revenge is to forgive. "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cen "Perhaps." he said jokingly to the clerk. The most important thing in the application development is the name. they automatically be The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible. sells it. The only thing you have to do is breathe. once I pass across them. there are so many to choose from. The more you sweat in peace. The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children. The one thing you can give and still keep is your word. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. (George Schultz) The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. The old rule of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. (Sir. never uses it. listening with an EAR in between. (Chinese Proverb) . The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is. All the winners are from Earth." The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose. (Thomas Fuller) The obstacle to discovery is not ignorance. Everything else is just optional. but the illusion of knowledge. The one who buys it. (Harry Truman) The only place you can win a football game is on the field. "My cup runneth over. The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him. never knows that he' A coffin. (Jason Benson) The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it.The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices. it's no good unless it's open! The mind of a poet begins with an H and ends with a T. (Rob Kalnitsky) The only justification for ever looking down on someone is to lift them up. but then discovered he didn't have any money w invite you to hear me preach in return. sick. remind him of his future. The mind is like a parachute. The only stupid question is the question you don't ask. the less you bleed in war. The only place you can lose it is in your head. (Jesse Jackson) The only limitations to God are in our mind. is the history you did not know. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. what a blessing. The pessimist fears it is true. "I could come twice. An application will not succeed withou recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application. The optimist says. The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. The mind can only stand what the butt can endure. (Se Humphrey) The more I know the more I know I don't know. you have lost. The older I get." suggested the clerk. The palest ink is better than the strongest memory. the older old is. but apathy. (Jackie Kennedy) The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. (Da The only routine with me is no routine at all. The one that uses it. The only new thing in this world. needy and handicapped. The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe." The pessimist says. The most beautiful discovery two friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. elderly. You cannot hate someone you don't care about. Jr) The one who makes it. what a m The optimist sees opportunity in every danger. "My cup runneth over.
I'm just waiting. There are 2 fools in every market: one asks too little. the . The quickest way to receive love is to give love. one asks too much. . The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me. into . Valuable though they are. way . . pulpit. to . . 4) When you look like Santa. (Alfred C." The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. There are 400 hundred words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow". Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch. church . . In add keep love is to give it wings. the . A boy is standing nearby for a long while. . The Pastor said. . things or anything . There are people that watch things happen. There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. and I've got a 10 minut and generosity. . Tomorrow's a mystery. (Dinah Shore) There are no passengers on spaceship Earth. is . The real act of discovery is not in finding new lands. The purpose of all prayer is to find God's will and to make that will our prayer. . The purpose of prayer is to get acquainted with God. That's why we call it the present. (Winston Churchill) The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. . (Thomas Jefferson) The priest is repairing the church fence. There are no hopeless situations -. . Today is a gift.not even holiness. . (Nancy Astor) The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. .The past is history. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket." The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. The purpose of prayer is not to get answers. (Bernard Meltzer) The real problem concerning your leisure is how to keep other people from using it. . . the . . . McClure) The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for. (Russian proverb) There are 4 Santa Claus stages: 1) When you believe in Santa. (Marcel Proust) The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time. The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind. . The person who says he trusts no one should include himself. sometimes . the . . . (Catherine Marshall) The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one. Anything else is a bonus. . effects. so he published this item in the church bullet This ." "Waiting for what?" "Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer. then out into a sweat. "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give. (Robert Orben) There are four types of people in this world. 3) When you are Santa. . the optimist expects the direction to change. And there are people that don't know anything happened. those who understand binary and those who don't. . . Want proof? Make it stop. my son?" "No. The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. looks . The quest for beauty is a quest for love. . 2) When you don't believe in Santa. . There are people that make things happen. . . There are people that wonder what happened. preacher .only people who are hopeless about them.we are all the crew. but th adjusts the sails! The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be handed to the people who holler "All pow The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance. The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly. The price of greatness is responsibility. But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment. . . There are 10 types of people in the country. but in seeing with new eyes. .
There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper a you dearly. (Albert Einstein) The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy". There are three billion women who don't look like super models and ONLY eight who do.. steel. and those who can't. but you have n first two. which can last a life time. There are two ways to live your life. If you can't pay your bills. luck. There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny. width and debt. and that of regret. "Good there are those who wake up in the morning and say. and a bill for every pill. and others who just leave a stain. sunshine and exercise. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself. his side and the truth. There are three kinds of people: those who can count. length. a diamond and to know ones self. The other is as though everything is a miracle. "Good Lord. There are three ways to obtain wealth: inheritance.There are no strangers in this world. I am thinking. (Ashley Brilliant) There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. There is no future in spending the present worrying about the past. they will live for you. There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering. That magnet is unselfishness. And other days I'm not positive. hire someone. It's called a "Mo There is never a right way to do the wrong thing. There are too many mediocre things to deal with. It's called your checkbook. which lasts a short while. it's morning. There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark. warm day which follows two rainy days. There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. and hard work." There are some days I practice positive thinking. There are only two kinds of people in the world . There are two types of pain in this life. .. my schedule is already full. Neither one works. and even more difficult. when what they really need is them. There are no substitutes for fresh air. that of discipline. There cannot be a crisis today. There are two theories about arguing with women. Love shouldn't be one of them." There are three sides to any story. There are three secrets to success: The first is "Keep your eyes and ears open. There are two ways to be contented: one is liking what you do.and most people think they are it. thinking of other to live for others. There are three things extremely hard. There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed.there are those who wake up in the morning and say. you can be thankful you are not one McKenzie) There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. There is a pill for every ill. The reason why people do not obtain success is because it is disguised as hard work. or forbid your kids to do it. There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about." The second is "Don't tell everything you know. There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! (Morpheous) There is always something to be thankful for. None is guaranteed. just friends we've never met. There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm. my side. and the other is doing what you like. There are three dimensions to credit cards. Ignorance can be cured by learning and reading. One is as though nothing is a miracle. (Paramahansa Yogananda) There is an “exception to every rule” . Stupidity isn't willing to be cured.
There is no future in time travel. There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. ( Billy G There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle. "But it ended came crawling to me on her hands and knees. or spoken one word of encouragement to us. and many in asleep. only taxpayer money. The shortest books: 1) A guide to arab democracies 2) Everything men know about women ." "What did she say?" asked the friend. "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read. but there is a "ME". and that is not to be true to the best we know. The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands. it's still out ther There is truth in humor. unless you insist on saying it. (Donald Meyer) The secret of happiness is to admire without desire. When asked to define "great" he said. extended her hand in gree I'm Gladys Dunn. "She said. but there must never be a time when we fa Wiesel) There was a break at the prison yesterday.. The bad news is. writing error messages. stuff that will make them scream. the smart investigate. broke public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large. (Frederic There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience.. Sockman) There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance. (Robert Alden) There is only one real failure in life that is possible. tracking mud all over the house." And the gentleman replied. Mom.1949) The rich invest. but it is not meant for that. The husband replied. (George Matthew Adams) There is no such thing as government money. There is only one thing that feels better than to be loved. nobody's blaming you. The secret of true greatness is simplicity. An ex-fortune teller. I'm glad it's done too!!" "There you go. 'Come out from under that bed. (Martha Mason 1864 . cry. (native Indian saying) There is no such thing as a 'self-made' person. You did all you could. The same sun that melts butter hardens clay. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. to love! (Derek Prince in 'Caring for widows and o There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true. professed his desire to become a great writer. We are made up of thousands of others. The sermon seemed to go on forever. stuff that people emotional level. howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft. Everyone who has eve us. she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman. There is no "I" in team. has entered into the make-up of our character and of our th success. Didn't I tell you to wipe your feet before you came in!" "Oh. After the service. The road to success is always under construction. (Ralph W. "You're not the only one ma'am. in his youth. (William Weld) There is nothing as strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength. described as being short with dark hair. There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. but not humor in truth.neither have your nightma There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us t of us. There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice. to be social. There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say. The wrong comes when riches possess people. It's the person w friend. we have enough money to pay for our new building program. There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news a good news is." The richest person in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar they ever earned. you cow There was once a young man who. (French proverb) There is no such thing as a hole on your side of the canoe. There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. (Albert Einstein) The ship is safer in the harbour. There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
class.. reflecting upon the mud of strands and shores." The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. whereas well-bred people often smile. "and she turned into a tel The sun. (J. (Mahatma Gandhi) The weakest Christians are those who know that they need to pray ." "Then I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car." commented father! The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.) The vulgar only laugh. The way I see it. (Martin Luther King Jr. "My Mummy looked back once while she was DRIVING. it shocks you when it hits you. Von Goeth) The weak can never Forgive.sometimes it gets replaced. One day a friend said: "We can't understand it. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience." The teenage daughter." Everybody in the class had a hand raised. if you want the rainbow. and God keeps shoveling back into bigger shovel. The trouble with man is two-fold. . The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. The story is told of a farmer who was known for his generous giving. . he cannot learn truths which are too complicated. My mom wants me to come straight home.C. all those who want to go to H hands. except one boy. (Confucius) The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language. it will make you miserable. and yet you alwa to give. The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease.." the farmer said. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. (Dolly Parton) The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months. (Benjam The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live. and yet don't pray.Taylor) The taste of low quality lingers long after the satisfaction of low price. (Arab proverb) The whole being of any Christian is faith and love. (Johann W. the fire has gone out. but never smile.3) The Amish phonebook The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys! The small print takes away what the big print grants! The sooner you fall behind. One Friday night she returned home next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frown At 11:30 AM Cathy sleepily walked into the kitchen to face the question "What time did you get in last night?" "Not too late. (Martin Luther) The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. The truth will set you free." "That's easy to explain. (Daniel O. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. but where h challenge and controversy. Repent before payday.it's so daily. is unpolluted in his beam. "I keep shoveling into God's bin. love brings him to men. but no one's ever died from it. (Albert Einstein) The trouble is. he forgets truths which The trouble with work is .) The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion. "Don't you want to go to Heaven?" asked th ma'am. you gotta put up with the rain. when li interrupted.. "All right. had just been given family car privileges. And the way you treat them is what they become. the more time you'll have to catch up. The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal." he announced triumphantly. by the time you have money to burn. You give far more than any of the rest of us.. Forgiveness is the attribute of the Strong.but first. (Lord Chest The wages of sin is death. The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. Cathy. . Faith brings the man to God. Dad. The teacher smiled at her Sunday school group and exclaimed. The truth is like ice water. but seldom laugh. The way you see people is the way you treat them. and whose friends could not understand much and yet remain so prosperous.
the takers may eat better. of which those who never travel read only one page. but the givers sleep better. Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.. The world was not given to us by our parents. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to mis days.. (Darrel Hunsbedt) Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it. Those with the best advice usually offer no advice. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. but the will to prepare is vital. I don't wanna know 'em! The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. And our character will determine our eternal destiny. (Mary Howitt) They have all sorts of new services today. Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. You call a num answers. those who know don't talk. Those who have accepted Christ in their life don't need to ask for more of Christ. Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim. H decreases by being shared. (Garrison Keillor) They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. Three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves. . I say if they've got itsy-bitsy fee disease. They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a flower. they need to let Christ have Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance. but the old man knows the exceptions. and the life of the candle will not be shortened.. but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl. (Augustine) The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle. which is probably the reason so few engage in it. Acts lead to habits. or sin will keep you from the word of God. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most. But she is more often left. Those who race through life finish first. The word of God will keep you from sin. Habits lead to character.The willow knows what the storm does not. (Henry Ford) Think like a man of action.. Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest. (Sean O'Casey) The world is composed of givers and takers. don't know how to laugh either. Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart. The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right. those who know it all interrupt.. anyone can start from now and make a brand new e Thoughts lead to acts. the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it. The world is a great big book. The world is full of willing people. Those who talk don't know. The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent... (Robert Frost) The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in different cells. Some willing to work. The young man knows the rules. (Golda Meir) Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway. The woods are always empty if you're a poor hunter. act like a man of thought.. it was lent to us by our children! The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance. The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists. the rest willing to let them. Those who want to learn listen. The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the perso The world may be your oyster. The ones who learn by observation.. (Goethe) Thinking is the hardest work there is. The will to win is important. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start.
Time is like money: you can either spend. . Jose P. and to sing it to them when they have forgotten. To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. and word Time is the best teacher. and the other half don't know. ( To love for the sake of being loved is human. To let a kiss fool you is worse. the heart makes it fast. (Buscaglia) To overcome evil with good is good. To realize the value of ONE DAY Ask a daily wage labourer who has ten kids to feed. a smile. Rizal) To forgive calls upon our love-. to love and lose. Gouthey) To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. . (Marie Ebner-Eschenbach) To belittle is to be little. To let a fool kiss you is stupid. Too often we underestimate the power of a touch. a kind word. To live your life to the fullest. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond. waste. To every complex problem there is an easy answer. the first person you have to defeat is yourself.after all.P. but it's also a lousy beautician. a listening ear. To realize the value of ONE SECOND Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. experience without danger.. I think its a trick question. praise her to her girlfriends. Not to risk loving is the greatest risk of all.. and it is wrong! To find out a girl's faults. To get profit without risk. (Sholem Asch) To err is human. To cool a hot attitude.Sinatra. To accomplish something. our friends make it worth while. To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND . the next best. To do two things at once is to do neither. To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart.. To realize the value of ONE HOUR Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet or . or invest! Time is relative.And the rest of them who have to touch the fire themselves to learn if it's really hot. to be content with much is impossible. it merely re-arranges our memory. To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. apply nice. To do is to be -. one has to open the book of her past. all of which have the potential to turn a life around... unfortunately it kills all its students! Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once. To be content with little is hard. To be or not to be. To love is to risk getting hurt. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the train. (Marcus Tullius Cicero) To hate a person is a waste. time's demand is always far (Andy McIntosh) To love and win is the best thing. To light a candle is to cast a shadow. Time heals nothing.to forget calls upon our strength. and honest complime act of caring. half the people you hate don't care. to blame it on someone else is more human. To melt a cold attitude. (Benjamin Franklin) To find the person you can truly trust. (Prophet Mohammed) To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed his final exam. look no further than the nearest mirror. (Dr. and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live (A.Marx. to resist evil by evil is evil. address warmly. (Gary Numan) Time is a great healer. Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories. To foretell the destiny of a nation. The mind makes it slow.. to love for the sake of loving is angelic. you've got to be a master of economics. Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium. Do be do be do -.
you will meet some and help make some. special enough to have your time. took sandwiches out of the eat them. Avery) Trust in God. you spend it. Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. One saw mud and the other saw stars. to steal from many is research. "Now I'll take MY practice swing. or caught -. . Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. and then we'll start the game. The 8-year-old asked: "How did Adam and Eve die?" And the 4-year-old said: "They ate bad fruit. Trust but verify. hit the ball. . To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ones destination. even those who are rude to you. and you help them become what they are capable of beco Treat people like angels. ... . The two men stopped. Two men looked out of prison bars. To the world you may be just one person. precious and rare. but because you Treat people as if they were what they should be. but to one person you may be the world. (W. (Grandfather) Treat everyone with politeness. (Victor Hugo) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. and sometimes you get robbed. True power is when what you say is only the tip of the iceberg of what you really know. . (Shana Alexander) Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." Two friends were beginning a game of golf. you lend it. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in complained. scattered everywhere True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. False friends are like autumn leaves. T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy.and so do my credit cards! Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone with God. you save it. place them in their best light. It is like saying a musician needs more than same piece of music. True love is not based on what you have. True friendship is like sound health. The other man said. not because they are nice. To truly hear you must quiet the mind.but never bought. True happiness may be sought. the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times. (Russian proverb) Trust enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of your partner’s hand. To reform a man. looked at each other. nor can it be hidden where it does. Trouble is a part of your life. To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. and if you don't share it." Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and . (Xochitl Garza) Treat anger like gold. you don't give the person who loves you a chance to lo Shore) True friends are like diamonds. you must begin with his grandmother. but tie your camel. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you Share it with someone special . (chinese proverb) Tradition is a guide not a jailer. (old Moslem proverb) Trust is like money. Truth is not determined by majority vote. (Doug Gwyn) Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it cannot be changed. True love can not be found where it does not truly exist. and then swapped their sandwiches.Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. often becomes its undoing. . thought. but it is based on who you really are. (Carl S. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. They ordered two sodas. (Mike Murdock) Truth needs no flower of speech. The first man stepped up to the tee. . To think too long about doing a thing. and scored a hole-in-one. Spend it wisely or not at all. Treat your friends as you do your pictures. knowing they wil care. Triumph is "umph" added to try. Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell. Somerset Maugham) Traveler there is no trail you blaze the trail as you travel. Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve.
people look. (Corrie Ten Boom. Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. people listen. I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.. remember the airplane takes off against the wind. When in doubt. When a woman gets up. it's because they adore being with you. (Maori proverb) When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes. I've often heard it said. He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. wrongs don't make a right. things are sure in life: There is a God." The vicar replied "No. you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. Deciding to meet her. (Irish Proverb) rules to success in life: 1. the grace of a swan. people shorten a road. listen to what she says with her eyes. they want the strength of an eagle. and you are not him. I should never have flight school. everything You gave me. When God closes a door He opens a window. "All the way taking my picture!" When an old man dies. and when I don't pray. which way do you respond: "He's too big to hit" or like David. You sit sti engineer. And when they catch that bird. (A. (Alisha Everett) Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident. the little girl ran to her. When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark. author and Holocaust survivor) When a woman is speaking to you. the youngster repli to it. "Did you tell the people I was coming?. if they lik listen. (William Temple) When I stand before God at the end of my life. I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left. "He's to big to miss"? When dogs leap onto your bed. not with When fear knocks at the door.. Linco When everything seems to be going against you." (Erma Bombeck) When I walk backwards. When God takes measure of a man. (Pauline Frederick) When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon. When I'm right no-one remembers. mumble. when I'm wrong no-one forgets. and you answer." Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery. they expect the pastor to live on When a friend asked his six-year-old brother why babies are spanked when they are born. it doesn't take much to convince them. When I die. wrongs don't make a right. she worried about her seven-year-old daughte walking the three blocks from school to home. I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. then. When God allows a burden to be put upon you. and the night hours of an owl. I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. they don't. it's because they adore your bed. but Heaven help the person who did!" When a church seeks a pastor. only ask if you know half the answer. (Doug Belknap & Chad Goodwin) When a man gets up to speak. he provides strong shoes. When I was a boy of fourteen. (Victor Hugo) When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem. Two Two Two Two Two Two . he is required to make a statement of the pilot summed up his mishap thus: "I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. Bu twenty-one. explaining happily. then look. my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. (Mark Twain) When in doubt. When I pray. but three rights make a left. Seeing her mother. When God sends us on hard paths. it feels like I'm helping everyone else move forward faster. (African proverb) When a person wants to believe something. he was surprised to find only five people in the congregation. a library burns down. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. Don't tell people everything you know. tell the truth. But never 'round the head. there will be no one there. When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 When asking a question of someone your not sure of. He always measures 'round the heart. the gentleness of a d of a sparrow.. . but two Wrights made an airplane. . the mother saw her walking nonchalant smile whenever lightning flashed. When cats leap onto your bed. (Mark Twain) When I was a child I could remember anything. coincidences happen.
The silver tint on the clouds of doubt. (R. "But isn't that kind of like lying?" When we learn all the answers. When the road your trudging seems all uphill. remind him of his future. "I'm surprised at you." My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence. Mike has his own room. When someone says. When the funds are low and the debts are high. the tough. When there's nothing on TV." he said. The result is something sweet." "Look in your underwear. and Jamie has her own room. But poor m dad. When the bosses talk about improving productivity. life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter. . (West African Proverb) When there's a will. but don't you quit. It may be near when it seems afar. "I remember. When someone asks me what I think. the tough get going. When speaking to your children: say what you mean.W. become the type of person you would like to attract! When signing a contract. . remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. it helps to remember "the big-type gives." When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother. "I'm not sure. When spider webs unite.Whether it happened or not. (John Ruskin) When my grandson asked me how old I was. I tell them: "I think all of the meat around a pig's ass is pork. a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he like "It's terrific. there's a way. "I have my own room. be silent. mix well. But when they broke open them stuffed with explosions. sit close by and nuzzle them gently. When one door of happiness closes. something dry. he discovered a water pistol." I lectured my three young sons in the backseat of the car. just lie on your back and float. they can tie up a lion. When the tide of life turns against you. they change the questions. and the small-type takes away". "do you want my opinion"?. "When we get home. I was not so pleased." When the mouth stumbles. And you can never tell hoe close you are. Schambach) When the going gets tough. . When things go wrong as they sometimes will. (Mark Twain) When love and skill work together." (Tim Earl When someone is having a bad day. they aren't kidding. When seeking a companion. Grand "Mine says I'm four. pray." When no one is watching. (Ethiopian proverb) When tempted to fight fire with fire. mean what you say.it's always a negative one. God starts blessing. He's never been to our house before. there isn't. When they broke open molecules. Don't y used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied . stick to the fight when your hardest hit It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit. I teasingly replied.when there's a won't.. but don't be mean when you say it. they are never talking about themselves. and the current upsets your boat. When satan reminds you of your past. When they say Doctors are practicing. When the congregation falls asleep it is time for the minister to wake up. it is worse than the foot. (Helen Keller) When placed in God's hands. Don't waste time on what might have been. When the going still gets tough. live as if someone is. Success is failure turned inside out. something we leaven. I turned to Mom and said. When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must. So. most people will watch it anyway. and let it bake someplace hot. another opens: but often we look so long at the closed door that we do n has been opened for us. When the devil starts messing. He and headed for the nearest sink. expect a masterpiece. When the Jones family moved into their new house. and I want it to look tidy. they found they were only stuffed with atoms. And you want to smile but you have to sigh. "I want you all to clean your Ed is coming over. When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are.
take good notes.When we seek to discover the best in others. Where there are conflicts and crises. (Titus Maccius Plautus 250-184 BC) Where we love is home. you are right." . we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. there is God. there is spring. there is joy. Where there are faith and hope. you wish you where old enough to work. Where there are prayer and forgiveness. Where there are compassion and concern. When your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall. When your work speaks for itself. You could soar high otherwise. there is peace. for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream Shakespeare. When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. dip its point in honey. He provides. (An old Arab proverb) When you were born. (Henry Ford) Which dreams indeed are ambition. (Chinese proverb) When you put somebody down. but not our hearts. When you don't know what to do.you haven't. Where there are friends. (Henry J. faith is know the next step there will be something solid to walk on or you will be taught to fly. you say. One represents danger. you cried and the world rejoiced. there is wealth. Whether you think you can or think you can't. While shampooing our son. don't lose the lesson. (Thomas Edison) When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend. Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. it costs you the present. When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling. (Grandfather) When you are trying to convince yourself something is right. When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target. When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress. Where there are wonder and adventure. I noted his hair was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the rejoice. When you are old enough to work. When your heart speaks. don't interrupt. When you are at school. tell her so. While men talk of killing time. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking? Where you're going is more important than where you stand. Where there are harmony and simplicity. Where there are moderation and patience. and the oth opportunity. and they say no and then start explaining why. there is friendship. When you reach the end of light in your life and you find yourself standing before a dark abyss. But if you give and expect a return it's an investme When you have exhausted all possibilities. you wish you were at school. it is usually wrong. When you lose. there is opportunity. When your Mom is mad at your dad. slowly time kills men. (Old Indian Saying) Where there are love and generosity. home that our feet may leave. 4. "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much. When you are arguing with an idiot. He replied. Kaiser) When you shoot an arrow of truth. there is beauty. don't let her brush your hair. (Larry Reed) Wherever you are . remember this . walk fast and look worried. (William Arthur Wa When written in Chinese. When you forgive it takes you from the place of the victim to that of a victor.be all there. When you live in the past. (Jim Elliot) Where God guides. Where there are sincerity and sacrifice. When you ask someone to go somewhere with you. Hamlet) Which Eternity do you prefer? Smoking or Non-Smoking. there is worship. there is growth. "J don't tell me how the watch works. there is wisdom." When you can't trace God's hand. trust His heart. Where there are adoration and confession. you have to be down there to hold him down.
our children teach us what life is all about. With harmony in the home there will be order in the nation. With beauty in the character there will be harmony in the home. With righteousness in the heart there will be beauty in the character.While we try to teach our children all about life. . With order in the nation there will be peace in the world.
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