When in Doubt, Kiss the Fish — And Other Extremely Wise Advice

by John Kremer and Friends

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by doubting we come to the question. Lady Elaine. aren't they? — Lady Betty Aberlin .A The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting. — Pierre Abelard. you might have asked. After all. priest If you had any doubt about that. and by seeking we may come upon the truth. you have words and that's what words are for.

character in Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy When in doubt. When you embark for strange places. but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Strong convictions precede great actions. — Alexei Alexandrovich. Think of England. — Lamar Alexander. — Louisa May Alcott. don't. Be bold. he who doubts is weak. Israeli agent in The Assignment movie .When in doubt. — Jonathan Adolph He who believes is strong. Lamar Alexander's Little Plaid Book When in doubt. kiss the fish. don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. close your eyes. — Amos. — Alan Alda. novelist Laugh at yourself. actor When in doubt. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory. abstain.

act like a gorilla. — Antoine. director character in Early Edition TV show .When in doubt.

wear something else. — AussieBum magazine advertisement . Entertainment Weekly If you doubt yourself.When in doubt. make like Donald Trump. — Jennifer Armstrong.

— Francis Bacon. there truth is—it is her shadow. but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.B If a man will begin with certainties. poet . Where doubt is. — Philip James Bailey. philosopher Who never doubted. never half believed. he shall end in doubts.

— Ryan Bakken.When in doubt. you can always consult. Puritan . liberty. in doubtful things. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way. preacher In necessary things. in all things. — Hosea Ballou. journalist Weary the path that does not challenge. charity. unity. — Richard Baxter.

Blogg Blogg . character in My Name Is Nobody movie When in doubt. blogger.When in doubt. — Alex Blagg. leave it at home. peel out. keep your mouth shut. — Michael Becraft When you’re up to your nose in shit. — Jack Beauregard.

If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt. poet and artist . — William Blake. they’d immediately go out.

— Bill Blass. — Christine Bovee When in doubt. 2) When in trouble. delegate. laugh at yourself. actress . fashion designer Guidelines for bureaucrats: 1) When in charge. wear red. — James H. 3) When in doubt. Boren Doubt whom you will. ponder. — Sonia Braga. but never yourself.When in doubt. mumble.

don't comment. you should never do what you truly want to do. do nothing. If you're not sure. cut to the skyline. — Tempe Brennan. forensic anthropologist in Kathy Reich's Deja Dead Remember. character in Mad About You TV show (reading a fortune cookie) . — Nathan Bronfman. character in Human Nature movie When in doubt.I have a rule that has served me well in life. Sit tight. When in doubt. when in doubt. don't commit. don't buy it. — Jamie Buchman.

— Ivan Burnell. If it turns out to be wrong. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts. DO something. — Edmund Burke. author . But you will never know until you do it.There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. founder of Buddhism Never despair. — Buddha. it is a sword that kills. correct it. British statesman When in doubt. work on in despair. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. but if you do.

— Cahn's Axiom . book producer When all else fails. read the instructions. — Michael Cader. end with a quote.C When in doubt.

Go out and get busy. — Dale Carnegie. philosopher When in doubt. — Thomas Carlyle. — Mary Carmichael Inaction breeds doubt and fear. just cook it. always give her the benefit of the doubt. If you want to conquer fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. motivational author . do not sit home and think about it.If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl.

detective novelist . have somebody enter the room with a gun.When in doubt. take an extreme case. — Lewis Carroll. author Remember. character in August Fires movie When in doubt. football receiver When in doubt. throw it to Carter! — Chris Carter. — Raymond Chandler. when in doubt. my dears. eat. — Lisa Cates.

talk. have two guys come through the door with guns.When in doubt. Instead. — Harry Chapman Whenever you have doubts about something. suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. author. — Mike Chatelain. When you feel stress. — Raymond Chandler. TipsForSuccess. talk until the problem resolves. communicate! Talk. detective novelist When in doubt. the wrong thing to do is ignore the problem. start communicating.org . disagreement or resistance between you and someone near you.

And when in doubt. Orthodoxy . — Gilbert Keith Chesterton.If you listen. — Maurice Chavez. character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City video game The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. use the smell test. one day you might be heard. novelist.

No one knows why. As a man. society begins by trying to beat you up. Small doubts. — Christmas Gift Ideas for Men Nearly all societies have the instinct is to lock up anybody who is truly free. — Chinese proverb When in doubt. little wisdom. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. deep wisdom. you can never have too many cordless drills. buy your man a cordless drill. First. If .Great doubts. It does not matter if he already has one.

— J. Clarke When in doubt. they try to poison you. philosopher and orator He who believes is strong. lie your head off. they finish by loading honors on your head. CounterPunch . — Winston Churchill. he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions. — Cicero. If this fails too. journalist.this fails. British prime minister By doubting we come to truth. F. — Brian Cloughley.

Sr. . — Joseph Culligan. character in Freaky Friday movie Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter the temple of wisdom. we have not bought. But if to avoid the trouble of the search we avail ourselves of the superior information of a friend. author When you have nothing to say. — Charles Caleb Colton. say nothing. When we are in doubt and puzzle out the truth by our own exertions. — Charles Caleb Colton. issue an ultimatum. Cold Feet TV show When in doubt. such knowledge will not remain with us.If all else fails. Cummings. — married husband with child. — Philip Cosby When in doubt. delete it. sling effort at it. — George W. check him out. book title When in doubt. just say. but borrowed it. “But how do you feel about that?” — Tess Coleman. author When in doubt. we have gained something that will stay by us and will serve us again.

mull. — Mario Cuomo.When in doubt. governor .

president. — Clarence Darrow. it is necessary that at least once in your life you .D Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. — Phil Davis. make no change at all. attorney When in doubt. Tungsten Brilliant Brand Marketing If you would be a real seeker after truth.

hire a wrangler.doubt. — Hilary De Vries. all things. — Rene Descartes. When in trouble. find another sponsor. And there never will be. philosopher The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt. entertainment journalist. — Rene Descartes When in doubt. The Gift Bag Chronicles . as far as possible. Because there’s never enough time.

— Dilbert's Laws of Work .When you don't know what to do. walk fast and look worried.

— donut manager. give a book. try the nearest bad guy. you’ve failed at life. if you fail at donuts. Dillehay When in doubt. do as the Romans do. character in The Last Boy Scout movie In my book.When in doubt. — Hugh D. — Discount Portland Guide When in doubt. character in Madonna: Innocence Lost TV movie . — Jimmy Dix.

I’ve found retracing your steps a wise place to begin. — Albus Dumbledore.When in doubt. character in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie .

farm it out. character in Dogville movie .E If in doubt. — The Economist magazine headline Two people only hurt each other if they doubt the love they have for one another. — Tom Edison.

forget them as soon as you can. It's not real. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in. If there's even the slightest doubt in your head about a guy. then forget about it.Real love is more than a physical feeling. essayist . Tomorrow is a new day. — Ralph Waldo Emerson. you shall begin it well and serenely. — Ethan Embry Finish each day and be done with it.

— Esquire magazine’s The New Laws of Fashion Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.When in doubt. — Bergen Evans. author. ask your tailor. The Natural History of Nonsense .

make it sound convincing. 2) Do not believe in miracles. for it is through these that new discoveries are made. — Richard Feynman. Rely on them. physicist What every computer consultant needs to know: 1) In case of doubt. — Finagle's Rules .F There is no harm in doubt and skepticism.

duck. — Malcolm Forbes. stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em. make a western. — Malcolm Forbes. don’t pitch it out. route. — John Ford. movie director . magazine publisher When in doubt. When in doubt. magazine publisher When in doubt. and pass them along. — football option rule If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk.When in doubt.

home. Where there is doubt. light. Where there is injury.Lord. Prayer of St. joy. faith. Where there is hatred. Where there is despair. Francis When in doubt. — Ben Franklin. let me sow love. publisher. Where there is sadness. author. pardon. Where there is darkness. patriot. statesman . scientist. — Saint Francis of Assisi. don’t. make me an instrument of your peace. inventor.

— Dr. medicate. Freedman. destroy. character in Cupid TV show When in doubt. E. — J.When in doubt. Above the Law When in doubt. gallop! — proverb of the French Foreign Legion . Even if you go down with your captive. Ian Frechette.

When in doubt. — Albert FriedCassorla . just include those four letters we all love to see in print—FREE.

get up off the chair and stand up for practicing and jamming to facilitate good breathing habits. author. — Dave Gage. Harmonica Lessons. Try to stand erect with your head up.com When in doubt. Harmonica Lessons. and have fun. Close your eyes. author.G When in doubt. — Dave Gage. don’t think too much. and body relaxed. back straight.com . play.

— Samuel ben Hofni Gaon. — Jackie Gallogly. astronomer When in doubt. Inbox Interactive If in doubt. always follow your nose. do without. Harmonica Lessons.When in doubt. — Galileo Galilei. marketing technology officer. rabbi . — Gandalf the wizard in The Fellowship of the Ring movie When in doubt. author. lick your lips. — Dave Gage. call a pro.com Doubt is the father of invention.

tell me what you believe in. no miracle is necessary. poet Believe those who are seeking the truth.When in doubt. don’t. academic For the truly faithful. Doubt those who find it. with knowledge doubt increases. — Luke Garrison. — Kahlil Gibran. — Andre Gidé. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. poet and essayist . character in novel. — Saul Gellerman. Freedman When in doubt. — Nancy Gibbs Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. E. poet and essayist We know accurately only when we know little. no miracle is sufficient. For those who doubt. apply booze. novelist and critic If you must tell me your opinions. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. I have plenty of doubts of my own. Above the Law by J.

football writer When in doubt.When in doubt. football writer A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. novelist. — Arthur Golden. peddle disinformation. go defense. Memoirs of a Geisha . — Dave Goldberg. — Dave Goldberg.

go with the little voice in your head. When in doubt whether to attack or retreat. general When in doubt. I toss a copper. — Andy Green When in doubt. do more homework. — Andy Green When in doubt. — Gordon Granger. trust your instincts.It is a great thing to know exactly what to do in an emergency. I never hesitate a moment. — Andy Green .

— Andy Green When in doubt.doubt is thought and thought is life. — Andy Green Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought. — Andy Green When in doubt..When in doubt. — Albert Guerard .. ask what would a horse do in this situation. ask what would Abraham Lincoln do in this situation. ask what your mom would do.

— Gyro. press a lot of buttons.When in doubt. the scientist (Donald Duck show) .

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.H When in doubt. make a fool of yourself. leap. — Cynthia Heimel . So what the hell.

don’t. — Julia Hidy.When in doubt. punt. eat parsley. football coach When in doubt. — Jim Hendrickson. author . — John Heisman. mergers and acquisitions When in doubt.

you guess New Jersey. take along the tartar sauce! — Joel Hodgson. host. — Gary Hobson. Mystery Science Theater 3000 TV show Our achievements speak for themselves. act as though it's impossible to fail.Wise men. character in Early Edition TV show When facing a difficult task. — Napoleon Hill. When going after Moby Dick. motivational author When in doubt. and remain silent. when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet. What we have to keep track of are our . give themselves the benefit of the doubt.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. discouragements and doubts. — Eric Hoffer.. and the painful groping. and our present difficulties as signs of decline and decay. character in Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking TV movie . author To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man. — Sherlock Holmes. We tend to forget the past difficulties. do it. the many false starts. We see our past achievements as the end results of a clean forward thrust. author When all other contingencies fail. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. psychologist When in doubt. whatever remains however improbable must be the truth..failures.

precise and spare. precise and spare. — Gregory House. editor When in doubt. editor When in doubt. try this mantra: Precise and spare. editor When in doubt. character in House. blame it on the brick-andmortars! — Pat Holt. TV show . go broad. M. — Pat Holt. taunt.When in doubt. — Pat Holt. don't open other people's mail! — Pat Holt. editor When in doubt.D.

ask for permission.. quoting from Chapter Four of the Universal Private Eye Instruction Manual. publisher . Third Edition When in doubt. follow someone. — David Housewright. — E.When in doubt. Keith Howick Jr.

— Mike Hume. communicate. founder of Scientology When in doubt. When in doubt. Spiked Online . editor. They learn to keep their mouth shut.So that is the basic lesson that anybody learns in this universe. talk. and it’s the wrong lesson. — L. When in doubt. Ron Hubbard. attack Iraq.

I Doubt is the beginning. of wisdom. not the end. — George Iles Confusion is always the most honest response. don't bother. — Internet humor . — Marty Indik When in doubt.

— Internet humor .When in doubt. ignore it.

confused. fall back on the truth. Secret #435: When in doubt. risk it. editor and journalist Secret #434: The boss is never wrong. frustrated and all else has failed. — J’s Business Maxim When in doubt. — Holbrook Jackson.J When perplexed. see secret .

#434.S. character in NewsRadio TV show When angry. U. a hundred. — Jimmy James. — Thomas Jefferson. if very angry. count ten before you speak. president .

K When in doubt. — Madeleine Begun Kane . blame Clinton/Gore. remove your hat. — George Kalogerakis When in doubt.

When in doubt. — Richard Kerber. call 911 immediately—it may be well worth the money. — Karl's Programming Proverb 0x7 When in doubt. look intelligent. throw a whole lot of onion and garlic seeds around. print 'em out. So if you suspect that you might be having a heart attack. — Garrison Keillor. radio personality Chest pain: When in doubt. have it seen…. — Karen Keefe When in doubt. professor of internal medicine .

you can rise above doubt and judgment. — Jimmy Kimmel. — Nancy Kerrigan. ice skater If my parents still get upset over the obscene portion size of American food. you go with the hamburger every single time. reboot. Judge yourself and you see judges everywhere. — Dennis Kneale . sports columnist When in doubt.Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. order the burger. TV host When in doubt. character in Gilmore Girls TV show When in doubt. — Lane Kim. But if you listen to the sound of your own voice. The best advice my father ever gave me: If you're in an establishment where the food is questionable. I seriously doubt I'm gonna make any inroads with Eminem. — Peter King. And you can see forever. I say go young.

football coach . simplify.When in doubt. — Chuck Knox.

— Karl Kraus. Both ways save us from thinking. do it today! — John Kremer . — Karl Kraus. logician and scientist A weak man has doubts before a decision. journalist In case of doubt. journalist When in doubt. to believe everything or to doubt everything.There are two ways to slide easily through life. — Alfred Korzybski. decide in favor of what is correct. a strong man has them afterwards.

make a joke. cut some more. author . or move people to tears of laughter or sorrow. When in doubt.It really doesn’t take many words to tell a story. — John Kremer.

humorist When in doubt. choose black. — Jeanne Marie Laskas’s fashion advice . — Doug Larson.L Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

— Gene LeBell. — Amy Lester.When in doubt. blogger . — Stanislaus Lescynski When in doubt. choke him out. use parsley. grappling master When in doubt. it is best to lean to the side of mercy. — Legal Maxim To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.

physicist and satirist One's first step in wisdom is to question everything—and one's last is to come to terms with everything. then for a little while we believe with discrimination. physicist and satirist . and then we believe everything again—and. give reasons why we believe. moreover. go down.When in doubt. Levine Breaking News If all else fails. then we believe nothing whatever. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg. physicist and satirist First there is a time when we believe everything. publicist. the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. — Michael Levine. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

— Abraham Lincoln. president Gentlemen of the jury.S. character in Abe Lincoln: Freedom Fighter movie If we are ever in doubt about what to do. Law says that a man can not be found guilty if there's a reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury. — John Lubbock. friends. I aim to raise that doubt in your minds. politician and biologist . U. it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done. — Abe Lincoln.It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

poet When in doubt. character in The Pretender TV series When in doubt. Lyle. — Lucretius.Look at a man in the midst of doubt and danger. lie. take it as a compliment. — Mr. — Angie Lyman . and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is.

Take responsibility for informing others when you .M When in doubt. you kiss Craig? — Craig Manning. faith it. character in Degrassi: The Next Generation TV series When in doubt. — Wayne Mackey So when in doubt. admit it. Be truthful about your own skills and abilities.

blame the other woman. character in Law & Order TV show When in doubt. Martin When in doubt. — Frank McCourt. write about a funeral. procrastinate now! — Fred Mercer . Jack McCoy. author. — D. blogger It is easier to believe than to doubt.A. — Amanda Marcotte. blame the patriarchy first. The first person to blame for something is The Man. Angela's Ashes When all else fails. — March of Dimes web site. — Everett D. Rules for the Road When in doubt.need additional support and training.

sing loud. When in doubt. composer . predict that the present trend will continue. — Robert Merrill.When in doubt. — Merkin's Maxim If you think you’ve hit a false note. sing loud.

spend gobs of cash on ads in all the major newspapers on a one-day rampage against government. actor I respect faith. shred it. — Wilson Mizner. authors. — Warren Mitchell. — Russell Mokhiber and Robert Weissman. Corporate Predators . That always beats befriending politicians and bureaucrats. — Top 10 Microsoft NonMonopolistic Slogans In case of doubt.When in doubt. do a little more than you have to. screenwriter When in doubt. but doubt is what gets you an education.

— Michel de Montaigne. And shout louder. go higher. — Mike Muldoon. essayist When in doubt. — Moliere.Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths. shout back. dramatist To philosophize is to doubt. Navy Seal character in Suzanne Brockmann's Into the Night . — Mountain Gazette motto When in doubt.

and all fullness of his nature. but knowledge is also the cure of doubt. — T. Mancow’s Commandments for Radio Personalities Knowledge and personality make doubt possible. T. use it.Have a delay button (preferably 20 seconds or more) and when in doubt. Munger . — Erich Mancow Muller. without also knowing God. radio personality. and when we get a full and adequate sense of personality we are lifted into a region where doubt is almost impossible. for no man can know himself as he is.

— My Generation magazine . belly buttons belong on MTV. guitars on VH-1. — Murphy's Rules of Combat Operations When in doubt. empty your magazine.When in doubt.

It is when we are unsure that we are doubly sure. hold it or throw it away. — Jim Nance. — Reinhold Niebuhr. theologian .N When in doubt. football commentator Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith but in doubt.

How Safe is Your Food? Miracles in the Kitchen When in doubt. — Ted Nugent. rock musician and gun advocate (quoted by David Spade) . whip it out. sweat it out! — Jay North.When in doubt. author.

Scream and shout. Many of the bad things that happen in cars driven by teenagers happen because a kid is ticked . When in doubt.O When in doubt. — Keith Olberman. Run in circles. sports commentator When in danger. do it yourself. — Old Sailor's Proverb When in doubt. get a doughnut.

disappointed. or depressed…. tired. we hold an election and assassinate their character. J. impeached one and hounded another out of office. — Hugh O’Neill. — P.off. And when all else fails. humorist . magazine columnist In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents. Pulling over for a doughnut and coffee is the perfect antidote to anxiety. worried five of them to death. O'Rourke. heartbroken.

— Alan Parker.P When in doubt. — Partnership for Food Safety Education When in doubt. Never taste food that looks or smells strange to see if you can still use it. — Stephan Pastis. Just discard it. read the book. author . throw it out…. movie director Chill: When in doubt. kill cute things.

observe and ask questions. davenetics Doubt is the key to knowledge.When in doubt. attack. blogger. When certain. — George Patton. — Persian proverb If we get our information from the biblical material there is no doubt that the Christian . general When in doubt. — Dave Pell. observe at length and ask many more questions.

leave it out. — Lisa Picarille. daring life. — plaque . — Mohammed Pinto. too. leave it out. I think it’s a wonderful movie. editor. put on the Finding Nemo DVD. — Brian Pittman. children’s entertainer When in doubt. Master Journalist When in doubt. editor When in doubt. — Eugene Peterson When in doubt about using a trademark in your meta tag. add more wine.life is a dancing. leaping. but the kids feel that way. Don't rely solely on lawyers.

— Stephanie Plum. bounty hunter character in Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich .When in doubt … shop.

— Thomas Pyzdek.In other words. president. Quality Publishing . sigma chart. So. u chart. the X chart provides an excellent approximation to the p chart. the Swiss army knife of control charts allows the process operator to focus on data. and more. if all that are available are the percentages. One could even argue that the simplicity of using a single chart instead of several charts outweighs the mathematical advantages in many cases. when in doubt. The same conclusion applies to data for the np chart. etc. get the X chart out. c chart. In all these cases.

journalist When in doubt. Then make out with Val Kilmer. — Brian Raftery. character in First Light movie . — Rambo.R When in doubt. always hide secret formulas in your bra. kill.

S. the more heroic your faith. the greater your doubt. president .Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing. — Real Live Preacher The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. — Franklin D. not something you think. People who cannot be completely convinced of God’s existence think faith is impossible for them. U. Roosevelt. People who doubt can have great faith because faith is something you do. Not so. In fact. — Real Live Preacher We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we are convinced a chair exists.

The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the country demands bold, persistent, experimentation. It is common sense to take a method and try it, if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. — Theodore Roosevelt, U.S. president When in doubt, compartmentalize. — M. J. Rose, blogger and novelist There is no doubt in my mind that there are many ways to be a winner, but there is really only one way to be a loser and that is to fail and not look beyond the failure. — Kyle Rote, Jr.

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. — Rules of the Air If in doubt, don't. Beware the man possessed of little self-doubt. — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. secretary of defense If in doubt, don't. If still in doubt, do what's right. — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. secretary of defense I believe that the first test of a truly great man is his humility. I don't mean by humility, doubt of his power. But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful. — John Ruskin, essayist and reformer The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. — Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine. —

Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. — Bertrand Russell, philosopher and mathematician

blogger. — Alex Safian. — Sam. That's the first thing they teach you. associate director. Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting in America Whenever there is any doubt.ca When in doubt. — Mark Sarvas. check it out! — Safety Net @2learn. Elegant Variation . character in Ronin movie When in doubt. blame the writers.S On plagiarism: When in doubt. blame Israel. there is no doubt.

blogger . We risk escalating a worldwide nuclear arms race in order to nuke a shadow terrorist enemy whose most effective military weapon to date has been box cutters. nuke ‘em…. initiate face-to-face dialogs (shudder). — Robert Scheer. authors. When in doubt. — Will Schwalbe and David Shipley. columnist When in doubt. Send: The Essential Guide to Email for Office and Home When in doubt. — Michael Schubert. mumble.Don’t email if you don’t have to.

especially with one or more of the other signs of a heart attack. — Tom Shales. Measure for Measure When in doubt. Don’t wait for more than a few minutes—5 minutes at most—to call 9-1-1. And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt. — SeekWellness. playwright. USA Today When in doubt. political columnist.com Our doubts are traitors. journalist (in a story on a political campaign) . — Scott Shields. — Walter Shapiro. When it comes to cheap titillation. attack immigrants. there's nothing like nearly naked showgirls caressing metal poles. screenwriter When in doubt. call 9-1-1 right away. insert a scene set at a strip club. no matter how irrelevant.When in doubt. if you or someone you are with begins to have chest discomfort. back out on a technicality. — William Shakespeare.

— Sidney . go back to the evidence.When in doubt.

author. artistic. philosophic.Liberty is the possibility of doubting. — Ignazio Silone. All the religious thinkers were doubters. fuck. The God That Failed Doubt is part of all religion. the possibility of making a mistake. the possibility of saying No to any authority —literary. religious. — Isaac Bashevis Singer. Frank Slade. novelist When in doubt. — Lt. character in Scent of a Woman movie . the possibility of searching and experimenting. social and even political. Col.

— Spenser's rules (Robert B. When in doubt. — W. just assume . choose the bolder. Slim When in doubt. tell the truth. J. Parker) You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you.When you cannot make up your mind which of the two evenly balanced courses of action you should do. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you.

author. Srode. business journalist. — Linda Stern. hedge. — Bernard J. Follow the Yellow Book Road To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting.everything will kill you. pinky out. When in Doubt. character in SpongeBob SquarePants TV show When in doubt. — Stanislas I. — Patrick Star. — Nathan Spring. follow the yellow brick road. Newsweek . character in Star Cops movie When in doubt. king of Poland When in doubt.

be neutral. character in Ed TV show When in doubt. — Kayvan Sylvan . throw it out. — Vicki Sue When in doubt who will win. — Swiss proverb Dubito ergo sum. add enough butter to grease Wyoming.There's only one thing I know about cooking: When in doubt. I doubt therefore I am. — Jesse Stone. assume it’s a clue. — Ed Stevens. character in Death in Paradise TV movie When in doubt.

or your spouse. or your roommate. The Taylored Approach . If you have to ask yourself. Blum When in doubt. — Kim Taylor. leave it out. listen to your intuition talking and pick something else.T When in doubt.” If you are hesitating about it. “Is this okay to wear?” then your answer is a definite “No. let it out. owner. — tailor for Robin K.

poet When in doubt. — Alfred Lord Tennyson. character in Stand by Me movie When in doubt. go with the short cut. Cherry flavor Pez. — Vern Tessio. Pez. — Ken Thompson When in doubt. follow the leaders. — Herbie Teope If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. — Thompson's Cigar Company newspaper ad .There lives more faith in honest doubt. believe me. There's no doubt about it. than in half the creeds. use brute force.

com email guide When all else fails. novelist. — Henry David Thoreau. football coach When in doubt.Faith keeps many doubts in her pay. War and Peace When in doubt. I should not believe. If I could not doubt. send plain text email. go big. do nothing. About. my dear fellow. — Leo Tolstoy. — Heinz Tschabitscher. — T-shirt saying . essayist When in doubt. manipulate the data. — Mike Tice. not HTML.

novelist It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.When in doubt in a tight football game. when in doubt. — Mark Twain. novelist When in doubt. you have to stretch out the ball. — TV announcer As to the adjective. — Mark Twain. — Mark Twain. strike it out. novelist . tell the truth.

novelist. do not resort to extreme measures. Advice to Youth . Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. — Mark Twain.If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not.

call them out. — The Rule of the Umpire Life is doubt.U When in doubt. philosopher . and faith without doubt is nothing but death. — Miguel De Unamuno.

pout. — unknown When everything else fails. — unknown card player When in doubt. — unknown When in doubt. read the instructions. ask.When in doubt. shout! — unknown Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death. — unknown . ask. — unknown When in doubt. win the trick. When not in doubt.

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“Ten . Warshawski. actress. give us a gift certificate to a spa. give us a diamond ring. — V. — Kerry Washington.W First rule of a detective: When in doubt.I. hesitate. When you’re sure. fictional detective When in doubt.

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When in doubt. — Don Willmott. blame the server. PC Magazine .

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hard enough and enthusiastically enough. sooner or later the effort will bring forth the reward.Z This I do know beyond any reasonable doubt. if you pump long enough. — Zig Ziglar. salesman and motivational speaker . Regardless of what you are doing.

abstain. religious leader and founder of Zoroastrianism . — Zoroaster.When in doubt.

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