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Transcript of Twitter conversation @alasecrets July 11, 2009.
Transcript of Twitter conversation @alasecrets July 11, 2009.

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TRANSCRIPT FROM @ALASECRETS 2009 BEFORE BEING SHUT DOWN BY A TIGHTASS KILLJOY the most dumbass place to stand

and have a chat? the bottom of the escalator! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Robert Haas, Penguin ♉, Anika Malone and 3 other people liked this The top is equally moronic, depending :) - Rahsheen ™ I tend to get caught talking with people in the oddest places. I stand and talk unless I have to be someplace soon and the other person is going in the same direction. SO I have been that person before - JSNFLMNG Students in high school stand and sit at the bottom of the stairs too .. very annoying LPH™ and his dog P™ does anyone else check nametags of really annoying people so you never apply for a job at their library? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Jezmynne Dene and Laura B. liked this "Using Web 2.0 tools to build community, even if it is a community of hung-over sexcrazed librarians" McCormick W-177 3pm Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share alasecrets"Using Web 2.0 tools to build community, even if it is a community of hungover sex-crazed librarians" McCormick W-177 3pm Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share 200 followers. Bringing library science to porn sites everywhere. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Pssst. Hot pickup scene? HarperCollins booth. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share 200 followers in an hour. Thanks y Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share "Using Web 2.0 tools to build community, even if it is a community of hung-over dexcrazed librarians" McCormick W-177 3pm Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share @brianeisley here. You're welcome. (Don't hurt me, I'm one of you, honest!) Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Why are there still so many people going to these gaming sessions? If u haven't figured out how to have a game program yet, PLEASE DON"T Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Oh they know how WEIRD we are. It's the rest they don't know about. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share No, I really do! The world needs to know just how weird we are! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share @brianeisley has just referred to us as "a horde of hung-over sex-crazed librarians". And we thank him. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Are they still playing Neil Diamond on the shuttle? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you don't like the way you're being presented then go set up an account for @sanctimoniousgetoveryourself Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I totally budged into the front of the Neil Gaiman line Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share You don't like the way y Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Yes, I think this is EXACTLY how we want to present ourselves. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share All right here's the truth: @alasecrets is planning a hookup with #totebag. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Hello. Are you dazzled by my ability to use irrelevant animation in my PPTs? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Hoo boy. This is going downhill even faster than I expected. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share No, that was dichotomy, not dick-ectomy. Pervert. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share "Leveraging Social Media in a Time of Moral Decay" PALM Salon III, 2:30 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share No matter how frantic you get, that handout will still suck. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share This guy is so desperate for a drink he opened his beer with a key. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share dichotomy?? I thought you said...oh never mind. Triple drink! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share RT @oif: SEX AT ALA! "Libraries, Librarians & America's War on Sex" IFRT program starts at 1:30 in McCormick W-178a #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share RT @teknomantik Hungover librarians make surprisingly good Saturday morning reading: @alasecrets Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Oh I think there are way more freaks than moralists. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I am an expert at technology integration and I will prove it just as soon as I figure out how to make my slides advance. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Stephanie_EnjoyingSummer, MegvsMeg and Christina Pikas liked this Someone said dichotomy! Double drink! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Restrooms at #ala2009 not discrete enuf. We had to go to Starbucks restroom for quickie. Missed start of next session :( ALA get it sorted. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share This channel is really bringing out the dichotomy among librarians: moralists on the one side, freaks on the other. Cage match! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @pnkrcklibrarian @SonoranDragon @alasecrets Don't Sarah Palin's points point towards Russia? :) Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share RT @SonoranDragon Sarah Palin not only has a point, but two of them. You can see them pushing against her blouse on cold Alaska mornings Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Aw baby, let's not fight. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Don't you wag that finger at me. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Don't you Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Oh look, here come the moral brigade. They're the ones with buns on head, sleep in single beds at events and think Sarah Palin "has a point" Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share RT @surferrosa and that's what escort services are for Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Well one night stand stories and drug stories are still better than EFFING TODDLER STORIE! Stooooppp....stooooop. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Deep inside, we're just interested with free breakfast, lunch, *and* dinner provided by the vendors. Mwahahahaa... Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share other people's one-night stand stories are just as exciting as other people's drug stories, i.e., NOT VERY Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share @samasalways The tile is bad, too. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Who you calling 'middle aged'? I'm sixty-six. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share i want to skip out on the afternoon, get drunk, and have some sexy librarian fun. any takers?? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Oy! "Badly dressed middle aged" librarians have "needs" too, you know :-( Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share This is doing wonders to enhance the image of librarians everywhere. Librarians, pole dancers, tomato, tomahto. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share To the person before the MJ comment: yes. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Re: "Sewer of depravity" Jesus, is your real twitter name @NeverBeenBonedAtAla or something? Get a (sex) life and unwind. #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I'm just glad Michael Jackson didn't live to see this. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share This twitter account is disgusting. It's just a sewer of depravity. Is this the image

librarians wish to project to the world? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share where are you people finding all these folks to hook up with? i see lots of badly dressed middle aged people. no thanks! #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share hey Coutts lady: your records suck, no matter how awesome you seem to think they are Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Uh best not wonder whose boxers these are. #ThankGodForCondoms #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Is this what a coma feels like? Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Complicated graphs should be handouts - not ppt slides. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I'm going to get me some Velcro sneaks to fit in at my meetings. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I'm a librarian. That's why I am reading every single word on every single slide out loud to you. Now go to sleep. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Stephanie_EnjoyingSummer, Christina Pikas, John Dupuis and 2 other people liked this Hey! We're not all alcholic whores. Some of us are self-important charlatans. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share conference hookups are never worth it. don't be stupid. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Sir, please pull your pants up. I appreciate you are injured. No excuse. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share ALA: great for totebags and STDs. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EFFING TODDLERS!! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share #alcoholicwhores09 #ala2009 at the ALA membership pavilion. http://twitpic.com/a06st

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share woke up at 1 in wrong hotel room. fuck. and wrong hotel. trying to find my clothes, get the hell outta here. wonder whos showering. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share It's great trying to wash your effing hands at a 2-foot high sink with an effing badge hanging around your neck. #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Sounds a real challenge. - Kevin Hatton Have YOUR baby? I would sooner chew out my own fallopian tubes. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share F5 starts the slide show no matter what PPT version you're in. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

alternative hashtag: #alcoholicwhores09 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Wearing comfortable clothes doesn't have to equal looking like a slob. Srsly. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share here's a conference tip, too late for some: don't s*** where you eat. learned the hard way after too much David Lodge and -$chardonnay Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share hanging a bunch of ribbons and crap off my name badge really completes the overall look #totebag Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Laura B. liked this All this talk makes me think I am in the wrong sessions! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Not only big but have never cum that hard b4. Bet there won't be a box for that on the #ala2009 evaluation form ;-) Thanx; u know who u r. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Please speak into the microphone. And don't mumble. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share After reading @alasecrets think official conference tag should change from #ala2009 to #LibrarianSlutFest Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share i've seen several outifts that match the convention center carpet. #totebag Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Chris Charabaruk  ̄ω ̄, Laura B. and Marie liked this i don't get the whole lsw/shovers and makers thing. this isn't the special olympics, not everyone deserves a prize. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Apparently the #ALA2009 snark hashtag is #totebag Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Christina Pikas, Matt Hamilton and Laura B. liked this #ala2009 A great example of indirect leadership in librarianship emerging from a group is the Library Society of the World. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Laura B. liked this Jesus, he was big tho'. (smiles) Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Last night kinda hazy. Very tired, not focused this morning. Kinda sore down *there*. Need more coffee. Poss. meds later. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Librarians need to learn how to silence cell phone ringers. And don't answer your calls during a session! Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share You *could* give me your awesome swag, but how about if I just point you to that trash can over there and cut out the middleman? #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Why are conference room carpets so garish and headache-inducing?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Snore - Kill me. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Loving the #totebag snark hashtag for ala. Snarking is fun. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Want to be taken seriously as a presenter? Lose the Valley Girl talk, fer sure. And you, like, aren't even from, like, the Valley, you. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I find that library conferences induce constipation. #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share #ala2009 has confirmed what have suspected for years. Librarians mostly function on sex, alcohol and wifi. Everything else is meh Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Why schedule meetings in the south building when you can't freaking get any wifi over here. crap, crap. crap. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I only came to Chicago to listen to a few library presentations. Not to become a father. :( Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Chewing off my own leg wouldn't really get me out of this dreadful session, but it might be a suitable protest. #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share You want me to come to your booth? Try Bloody Marys instead of lemonade. I mean, really, lemonade? #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I was planning on going to an orientation session, but I was just too nonplussed to try to get there by 8am, so I slept instead. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Loving the #totebag snark hashtag for ala. Snarking is fun. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Want to be taken seriously as a presenter? Lose the Valley Girl talk, fer sure. And you, like, aren't even from, like, the Valley, you. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I find that library conferences induce constipation. #ala2009 Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Watching some vendors use twitter at #ala2009 is as painful as watching my parents try to figure out "their facebooks" Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Hope she was on the pill last night. She was hot. I never got her name. I'll never drink again. Shitting myself with worry. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I'm terribly attracted to someone I met at gaming night. We're both in relationships. That wouldn't be good. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share Bursting into tears when you see your favorite author seems a bit much. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share I'm tempted to blow off all of my meetings and enjoy the sunshine in Millennium Park

today. Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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