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The Traffic Stop

By Elton Camp Dewey was late in his doughnut truck While speeding, why what the luck He saw the flashing of a blue light And a sirensuch a scary sight Dewey pulled to the shoulder to wait Up walked a cop of prodigious weight He was four hundred pounds at least So that he looked more like a beast The obese officer took the driver to task Know why I stopped you? he did ask Dewey knew the thing he should say However, that wasnt gonna be today Why yes, Im sure that I know. Have some doughnuts, fatso.