Best Way to Insult a Dog Lover

By Elton Camp Say that dog lovers are a stupid sort Isn’t likely to bring an angry retort If, “Your house is filthy,” you say To dog fanatics that’ll likely be okay “There are hairs all over your couch” The dog owner isn’t likely to grouch But say, “Your dog looks like a dope” Then expect the owner to cry, “Nope!” Tell ‘em, “Fido gave his genitals a lick” The owners deny and say your’re sick “Your dog his own vomit will eat.” An angry denial the owner will bleat “A pig’s more intelligent than your cur.” The owner says, “That a lie, dear sir.” Any insult about their precious mutt To the heart, the dog fanatic is cut

So says the unbalanced dog lover

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