A Vegan Eats a Hotdog

By Elton Camp A vegan friend was preparing to have a treat And offered me the same—a hotdog to eat I nearly couldn’t believe what I was hearing From one who all type of meat was fearing Wieners are high in saturated fat There’s really no debating about that Another factor that anyone should appall, Hot dogs are simply filled with cholesterol The sodium content of the things is high To limit salt, we all surely should try Then their nitrites are very scary stuff On human health, they are sure rough When I saw the vegan ready for a bite About his type hotdog, I saw the light

A hotdog, vegan style

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