The Neighborhood Pest

By Elton Camp Bozo is, by most, thoroughly hated If human, he wouldn’t be tolerated For working people, many a night The furry idiot turns into a fright For loud barking he’ll commence All but his owners wish him hence His yapping may be music to them But others would gladly throttle him In a radius of two blocks around eople wake up with a frown They then cry out with an angry shout !I wish his "ocal cords would gi"e out#$ %ne night, Bozo happened to die !Hooray, hooray,$ all &oyfully cry !'ow if his owners would mo"e away, This would pro"e to be a perfect day($

The late, unlamented Bozo

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