Yo Momma so ugly when they tied pork chops 'round her neck so the dog would play with

her, he turned vegetarian. Yo Momma so ugly all the mirrors in her house took out life insurance. Yo Momma so ugly when she goes to the zoo the monkeys throw HER peanuts. Yo Momma so ugly your daddy put a bag on her head before he take her to bed, then ANOTHER bag on HIS head...just in case hers comes off! Yo Momma so ugly her makeup counter is at Sherwin Williams. Yo Momma so ugly the makeup lady at Bloomingdales sold her a hammer and a chisel. Yo Momma so ugly water freezes up when she comes around so it doesn't have to reflect her face. Yo Momma so ugly her face was charged with "hit and run" and her reflection was charged as an accomplice. Yo Momma so ugly in the last election her eyes voted to leave her face. Yo Momma so ugly vampire bats keep flying to her nipples because they think she's their Mommy. Yo Momma so ugly Medusa feel like Pamela Anderson now. Yo Momma so ugly the plastic surgeon retired. Yo Momma so ugly the plastic surgeon referred her to a demolitions expert. Yo Momma so ugly the Surgeon General put a Warning on her face. Yo Momma so ugly bulimics keep her photograph in their pockets. Yo Momma so ugly she was up early watching the Sun rise, and he saw her, turned around, and it was night again. Yo Momma so ugly the Sun wears sunglasses when she's outside. Yo Momma so ugly her teeth are on the outside and her chin is on the inside..her nose could scratch a stone and her ears have more wax than Madame Tussaud's Museum. Yo Momma so ugly her face is mentioned in the Geneva Convention under the Anti-Torture laws. Yo Momma so ugly trolls sent her a bridge to live under for her birthday. Yo Momma so ugly people don't "remember" her...they have "post-traumatic stress disorder." Yo Momma so ugly Freddy Krueger has a Nightmare On Elm Street everytime he think of her and wet the bed.

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