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Copyright © 2000 (short story) by Lisa Morton, novella copyright © 2009

Artwork copyright © 2009 by Zach McCain

All rights reserved. No part of this work may be used or reproduced in any manner
whatsoever without the written permission of the Author.
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“The Lucid Dreaming” began life as a short story written for an anthology of post-
apocalyptic fiction. It was an early work for me, and received one of my two most
interesting rejections* - one of the anthology’s two editors (who is a highly respected
author in the speculative fiction genres) actually called me to tell me that he loved the
story, but he knew his co-editor would turn it down because of the more horrific
elements. He was right, but that rejection meant more to me than some acceptances (and
the book, as it turned out, never materialized).

For years the story languished, until I decided to look at it again. I gave it to my writing
group, and received back an almost unanimous “You need to expand this!” I’d been
looking for a good novella idea, and realized they were right.

If you read both this original short story and the final novella, I think you’ll be intrigued
by the changes and additions. For some reason I can no longer fathom, Los Angeles is
never named in the short version, and the road trip aspect is missing. Many scenes have
(of course) been considerably expanded.

Now that the novella has been published, I’ve heard a few cries of, “This should be a
novel!” I’m happy with the tale at its novella length, but who knows…my head might not
be finished with Spike and her world yet.

Stay tuned at to find out.

And thanks for reading.

-- Lisa Morton

* - My all-time favorite rejection is still the one I received for a story…six months after
the same magazine had published it. I kept that one.
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The full-length novella of The Lucid Dreaming is now available from Bad Moon Books

“A cold, calculating nightmare. Sharp as a finely honed blade. The Lucid Dreaming cuts,
separating the flesh before you even know you’ve been injured. It makes you bleed as a
reader.” —Del Howison, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor for Dark Delicacies

“Morton delivers apocalyptic mayhem at its best. Crisp and harrowing, The Lucid
Dreaming is nightmarish fun!” —Hank Schwaeble, Stoker Award-winning editor and
author of Damnable (Berkley/Jove 2009)

“Morton’s novella is a fresh take on the apocalyptic thing, complete with interesting
social commentary, a cult of brainwashed rednecks, and much food for thought. And with
a satisfyingly eerie conclusion, you can't go wrong with this LUCID DREAM.” —Horror
Fiction Review

“I appreciated Spike’s sassy, world-weary point of view, which lends the perversely
ironic culmination of her odyssey a satisfying resonance...with one of the most
memorable final lines I’ve encountered in some time.” —
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The Luc i d Dre am i n g

by Lisa Morton

The ropes aren’t too tight, are they?

I’ve never tied anyone up before, I swear, so I’m really not sure if I did it right or
Oh well, I guess you’re in no position to answer, are you? Now, if you don’t mind
– or even if some carefully concealed little part of you does – I’m going to tell you a
story. My story. I’m telling you, I’ll tell you why at the end.


I think I know what you were before, but know what I was? A violent paranoid
schizophrenic. They also said I had “delusions of grandeur” just because I said “Sure”
when they asked me if I wanted to be President of the United States. “Sure,” I said, “who
They asked me shit like that while I was an inmate in this dilapidated,
overcrowded state facility. I was there because they said I had attacked a man with a
knife, for no reason. I knew the reason: I’d forgotten to get my prescription re-filled. I’d
been taking Prolixin for a couple of years, and everything had been fine, but then I got
busy and forgot and you know how all that goes. Obviously the insanity plea wasn’t a
tough one for the judge to buy. So I wound up in place where they just tranked me up
instead of treating me. Doped to the fucking gills, stuck in a day ward with a bunch of fat
middle-aged nutcases who drooled a lot and talked to themselves. Yippee, let’s hear it for
the fucking system.
I was 23. Don’t get me wrong, I knew I was sick. I never heard voices telling me
to do weird shit, or thought bugs were crawling on me, or anything, but without
medication pictures would flash in my head and I’d find myself doing whatever I saw.
Without even knowing it. Like when I got in an argument with my mom, I saw myself
pounding this meatloaf she was making, pounding it with my fists over and over and over
until the kitchen was covered with raw groundround. I didn’t mean to do it, it just
happened. Or another time, I think I was like 14, I saw myself walking up to this girl at
school I didn’t like, pulling up my shirt and using a black felt-tip to scrawl obscenities
across my bare skin. Took months to get that crap off, too.
For 10 years I listened to the psych’s gabble about “biochemical imbalances” and
“nutritional therapy”. The Prolixin helped, as long as I took it. I actually held a job as a
salesgirl in a record store for two years, had a best friend named Tommy and my own tiny
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studio apartment. I had my little life, like everybody else; then I missed one trip to the
drugstore and it all fell apart.
I’d been at the hospital for about three months, I think – it’s hard to reckon time
when you can barely fucking lift your head – when it all started. Even I noticed there were
a lot more people showing up in the day room, new faces and not typical loons either –
some were younger than me, some obviously had money or prestige. But you couldn’t ask
them what was going on – they were a lot more doped than I was.
Next thing I remember, though this part’s kind of faint, was seeing a report on t.v.
about a huge upswing of unexplained violent crimes. They implied it was happening
everywhere. Some sociologist displayed a lot of impressive statistics.
Then we didn’t get to go to the dayroom at all. Ms. Fletcher, the one matron I
liked, told me something was going on and they had to turn the dayroom into a temporary
ward to accommodate new patients. Even at the far end of the hall, where my room was, I
could hear screaming, lots of it. It never stopped. That was the one time I was thankful for
my sedatives. My roommate was lucky – she was a catatonic.
Then a long time went by when nobody came. Two, maybe three days. No one
came to let us out, to give us food or medication. Without bathroom visits the room began
to stink. Lump – my affectionate name for the catatonic – was affected, too, and had
taken to cowering in a corner of the room, quivering.
I could feel my own medication wearing off. I hoped I wouldn’t hurt Lump.
Then on about the third day, Ms. Fletcher unlocked our door. She looked strange –
her usually spotless uniform had stains, bloodstains, on it, and I could see it had come
from her left arm, which was a roadmap of fresh cuts.
She looked at me with a half-lidded smile and mumbled, “You’re free, little lamb.
Go graze with the kangaroos.”
Then she raised her right arm. There was a scalpel in that hand. As I watched, she
slowly drew the blade across her left arm, adding a new gash. Fresh crimson spattered her
white tennis shoes. Lump actually came to and began wailing behind me.
I wasn’t going to wait to see what she’d do next with that scalpel, so I got the fuck
outta there.
It was a nightmare in the corridor. As I ran, doors popped open and hands thrust
out at me. Once I had to wrestle a woman who hurled herself at me.
And the blood was everywhere. On the walls, on the floor, smeared in weird
patterns that looked like ancient runes. And the was banging her head on a
doorframe, leaving big wet patches on wood and skin. The worst was a woman who had
her fingers in her mouth and was eating them. The middle and index fingers were gone
down to the first joint.
What the fuck was going on?
Nobody official tried to stop me. All the doors were wide open, no orderlies or
doctors or cops to be seen. I almost just split, but then I realized I didn’t want to leave
without three things: A car, money, and Prolixin. I sure didn’t want to see whatever all
the rest of ‘em were seeing. Been there, done that.
I knew where the drugs were stored, broke in and took some of the big bottles of
10 mg. Prolixin. Then I raided the offices, finding money in forgotten wallets and purses.
I took keys wherever I found them, and tried them all on the cars outside until one fit.
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Oh, and I took one other thing, too – a guard’s gun. I found it still in a holster, the
holster on a gun belt, the belt hanging from a low tree limb outside. I’d never used a gun,
so I fired it into the ground once to make certain I knew how. If I came up against any
more whackjobs trying to take me down, I could handle them.
I started the car up and headed out, not sure what to expect. I mean, I’d been in a
fucking mental facility, the outside world couldn’t be that fried, right? I’d use the money
– about $300 – to get myself some clothes, I’d crash with my friend Tommy, and start my
life over again.
Wrong. On the freeway heading towards the city, there was no traffic. I mean, no
traffic, as in I was completely alone. Only once did I see another car. It was driving
straight towards me, on the wrong side of the freeway. At the last second I veered aside,
and the asshole shot on by. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw him go smashing
through the guardrail, disappearing over the side. I didn’t stop to help or look back. I had
to get to the city. I was wired and I needed a friend.
The city was hell on earth. Stoplights weren’t working right. Car wrecks were
everywhere. At one intersection a man wearing a rumpled expensive suit and a dead look
in his eyes ran up to me, slapped my windshield and exclaimed, “They’re here! They’re
I gunned past him and headed for Tommy’s place. He lived in an area of older,
slightly-rundown but funky apartment complexes. I didn’t bother to park before his, just
shut the car off in the middle of the driveway and got out.
A woman was lying on the sidewalk beneath a third-story window, one leg
obviously broken under her, yelling, “I’m falling! Oh God, I’m falling – !”
An elderly man was dancing in the walkway leading into the apartments. It was a
strange jittery little dance, a combination of shuffles and hops.
“Why the fuck are you doing that?,” I demanded, when I couldn’t get by him.
“The fairies will give me a lucky cornflake,” he answered.
The way he said it reminded me of Ms. Fletcher, back at the hospital. They both
mumbled the words, as if they could barely open their mouths.
They sounded like people who talk in their sleep.
But that was silly. They were both awake. “Do you actually see fairies?,” I asked
the old guy.
“ they’ve scurbled back to their...”
I couldn’t make out the rest. He stopped his dance and just slid down the wall,
staring at nothing.
I ran up the stairs to Tommy’s apartment as fast as I could. Tommy was the best
friend I’d ever had. He knew about my problems and didn’t care. In fact, he thought it
was cool. He’d asked me a lot about the drugs I took, because he was into chemistry,
especially drug chemistry. He really wasn’t a major stoner, just an occasional tripper, but
one who liked knowing how things worked.
Maybe he’d know about this, then.
My stomach turned over when I saw his door was open. Tommy had three locks,
he never just left his door swinging like that.
“Tommy?” I called, going in real slow.
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I didn’t have to go far. Tommy was dead on the living room floor. He looked as if
he’d been dead for a couple of days, because his skin was white and mushy-looking and
he smelled. There were some little bits of brown stuff spilling out of one hand, and when
I looked at them I realized they were magic mushrooms.
Shit. Tommy had o.d.’ed on ‘shrooms.
I started crying, but couldn’t stay there, mainly because of that smell. I stumbled
out onto the street, trying to stop bawling, trying to figure out what to do now.
It was getting dark, and I needed someplace to stay. I thought about going back to
Tommy’s, dragging him out, but knew I couldn’t do it. Instead I tried other doors in his
building until I found one that was unlocked and empty inside. I locked the door behind
me, downed my Prolixin with a girl beer from the fridge, and fell asleep on the futon

It was 4 a.m. when I woke up. I heard high-pitched hysterical laughter outside that
was abruptly silenced by a loud BANG!
I remembered where I was, and looked around. This apartment had even less in it
than Tommy’s, just a few sticks of thrift-store furniture and a t.v.
I turned on the tube. Nothing. Not on any channel. Just snow. I found a boombox
and tried the radio. On one station I picked up the faint sound of someone murmuring into
a mike, just nonsense syllables.
“Mahna bah lami cuh jah...”
Then it faded out.
Something big had happened.
I found some t.v. dinners in the freezer, nuked one and thought hard as I ate:
People were acting crazy. Or, more specifically, as if they were asleep. Asleep and...
I’d done some reading about dreams, mainly as they related to schizophrenia and
mental illness. What I’d got was that dreams were the brain's way of organizing
information into symbols that could be stored, the way a computer splits everything into
ones and zeroes. This storage process usually happens when we sleep, so it won’t get in
the way of anything else.
But what if something had happened – a virus, a toxic spill, extraterrestrial
radiation, whatever – that messed up the brain and made it process those symbols when
we were awake? Some people thought that was what schizophrenia was, although I’d
never remembered one dream in my whole life, so I couldn’t compare. But I knew lots of
people had falling dreams.
And one of them was lying outside on the sidewalk with a broken leg right now.
My next brilliant conclusion was that it hadn’t happened to me because of the
Prolixin. Or it had happened to me, and I just didn’t know it.
I opted for choice #1. Great – so the rest of the world had finally caught up with
Which didn’t help me any. I still needed to figure out how I was going to survive
this. First thing was to forage for supplies. There wasn’t much food in this dump.
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At dawn’s light I dressed in some clothes I found in a closet – at least they were
cool, blue jeans that bagged on me and a leather jacket – then I went out. The car was
where I’d left it. Fortunately so was the gun.
The nearest market was six blocks away. I pulled up and was just going in when I
heard gunshots inside. Then two people, a man and a woman, came running out. Both
were holding bags of food. The man had a gun, too. He waved it in my direction and
shouted, “Just go away!”
They they got in a car and drove off.
I almost went after them. They’d been angry and scared and they’d also been wide
Then I heard someone call for help from inside the market.
I went in and found a man spread out on the floor near the cash registers, a can of
beets still clutched in one hand. There was a bleeding hole in his chest.
“Help me,” he cried.
I was just enough of a doctor to know he was nearly dead. “I can’t.”
He choked on that. I wanted to do something for him, but didn’t know what. I
looked around, and that was when I saw that the market had been nearly stripped bare.
He’d been shot over a box of food. Which meant he’d been sane enough to know he had
to eat.
“Why aren’t you like the rest of them?,” I asked.
A blood bubble formed in his mouth, then popped. “Rest...?” he wheezed.
“Yeah, you know. Crazy. Like you’re dreaming.”
“I’m not now,” he whispered. Then he died.
I backed away from him and thought about it. After the brain had finished its
processing, the dreaming would have to shut down while new data was taken in.
Which only meant it was worse than I’d thought, because now I knew I’d have to
fight for what I needed.
I hefted my own gun and went up and down the aisles of the market. There wasn’t
much left, a few cans of fruit cocktail and sauerkraut, boxes of kids’ cereal. I took what I
could and got out fast. It was dark and creepy in there, starting to smell of decaying
vegetables and meat.
I was heading across the parking lot when a man came running at me. I dropped
the box and aimed at him, but I didn’t fire. For one thing, he didn’t look like he wanted to
hurt me – he was smiling from ear to ear, and his arms were outstretched like something
from a gooey love story or a commercial. And for another thing, he was the most
gorgeous guy I’d ever seen. Young, just over 6 feet, a body that’d obviously had some
serious work put into it, thick wavy brown hair and beautiful green eyes.
I let him throw his arms around me. He hugged me tightly, then pulled back,
looked me right in the eye and said, “I love you.”
I don’t know why I said it, but I did. “I love you, too.”
He hugged me again, only this time he whirled me around, my feet flying out
behind me.
When he set me down, suddenly his eyes squinched shut and his back arched.
Then the front of his pants got wet.
I’d just seen my first nocturnal emission. And it wasn’t even noon yet.
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He relaxed against the car, looking dazed and happy. I led him around to the
passenger side, opened the door and placed him in the seat. He smiled sweetly and
muttered, “My soul’s golden forty miles.”
So he was a hippie. But he was beautiful, and he did what I told him to do. I’d
meant it when I said I loved him.
I still do.


His name, which I got off a drivers license still in his pants pocket, was Theodore.
That was gross, so I called him Teddy.
I spent the rest of that day finding us a new place to live. I settled for a mansion
with a pool, tennis court and three floors. It was empty and clean. We moved in.
The power went out for good later that day, but I didn’t care. I found a big supply
of candles and bathed Teddy by their light. He got turned on by it and pulled me into a
kiss. I was taking off my own clothes when he finished without me. I was disappointed,
but really didn’t mind just being able to look at him. I’d never had a man like Teddy.
Fuck, I’d never have been able to have had a Teddy, back before all this.
And he was as perfect on the inside as he was on the outside. Teddy’s dreams
weren’t violent or sick, they were sweet, occasionally kind of cosmic. I loved listening to
him, to the deep purr of his voice.
Once he seemed to wake up for a while. He asked me my name. I told him. He
thanked me, said he knew I’d been taking care of him. I asked him what he remembered
of the last few weeks. He told me he knew he was awake, but it was like remembering a
dream the morning after, just odd images or fragments here and there. He said one thing
he remembered was our soapy kiss.
I asked him if he’d do it again now. He did.
We made love. It was tender and slow, not like the only other time I’d tried it,
with a pimply-faced orderly at the hospital in the linen closet. At the end Teddy drifted
away, murmuring something about the fields of rainbow grass.
It seemed like paradise for a few days, but I knew it was ending. The city was
running out of food, we were almost out of candles, and I was getting restless. These rich
places had turned other decent people into assholes, and I didn’t intend to become one of
them. I was beginning to realize certain things I had always wanted were now within my
grasp. Teddy was one of those things, but not the only one. I wanted to go for it all. I had
a definite goal. I was readying a plan.
Then Teddy had a nightmare.
Have you ever watched someone you love twitch in terror in their sleep? Teddy
shrieked and flapped around on the living room carpet one afternoon, saying he couldn’t
run, his legs didn’t work, they were going to get him...
It was a terrible thing. I tried to calm him down, but it only made him shriek
louder. I tried a light slap, and he began to cry as well.
I couldn’t stand this. My mind was racing furiously. How could I get him out of
this? How could I keep it from happening again?
Of course. My Prolixin.
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I’d been taking it every day, and I was fine. I knew it wouldn’t help this nightmare
– it needed a couple of days to really kick in – but it would stop this from occurring again.
So I cradled him until it was over, crying with him, rocking him gently. Then I slid two of
the pills into his mouth and made him drink some bottled water.
It worked. The Prolixin worked on both of us. He didn’t have another nightmare
as long as I made him take it.
When the nightmare had passed, Teddy was groggy but somewhat conscious. I
told him it wasn’t safe here any more, that we had to leave, and I told him where I wanted
to go. He just nodded. I loaded the car with clothes, batteries, the last of the food, and
Teddy, then we split.


We drove for days. When gas pumps didn’t work we siphoned gas from other
cars. We sometimes stayed in motels, sometimes in deserted houses. Out of the cities we
found markets still stocked, and packed our new truck with non-perishables.
I shot one man.
He was big and naked. He came up to me outside a store and demanded his
clothes back. I tried to go around him, but he grabbed me. Teddy pulled at him, and he
turned around and punched Teddy. He was turning back to me when I pulled the gun and
fired. He kind of exploded and fell down dead.
I felt strange. I wondered if I had been infected now. It felt unreal. It was like the
things that used to flash before my eyes, the things that I knew were crazy.
Teddy was wiping blood from his nose and tugging at me gently. “Let’s go.”
“Is this real?” I asked.
He responded truthfully, “I don’t know.”


The Prolixin provoked some nasty allergic reactions in Teddy. He finally told me
he wouldn’t take it any more, that he missed his dreams anyway. I agreed. To tell the
truth, I liked him better without the Prolixin, too.
We reached my goal ten days after we’d started out. As I expected there was no
security any more. The checkpoints where unattended, the off-limits areas wide open.
Teddy and I live here in the White House now. And we’ve adopted a child, a little
girl who I think used to belong to one of the servants here. Her name is Anna, she’s about
7 or 8 and cute as can be. She has an adorable recurrent dream about a friend named Togo
who takes her for rides in the sky in his magic ponycar. It’s been a while now since
Teddy’s had a nightmare. There’s plenty of food here, and winter hasn’t come yet so it’s
still warm.
When we got here, we found this guy in the office. He might have been important,
real important, once, but now he was dressed in nothing but underwear and trying to eat a
flag. I kicked him out.
I’ve been going through files for weeks, looking for an answer, but it’s hard when
the computers won’t run any more. At least the paper files are good for burning.
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Sure, I thought about trying to fight this, about raiding all the clinics, gathering as
much Prolixin as I could to give to the right people, doctors or scientists, see if they could
maybe get things back on track. But I think somebody’s beat me to it. There are still
guards up at the Pentagon. Wakeful, fully conscious guards. Those assholes aren’t letting
anyone in. I’ll bet they know how all this started.
They probably did it.
And I’m not so certain I’d want to change it. Why should I, so I can go back to
being a basket case in that fine public facility? I’ve got the last laugh now. Because I get
to tie up somebody like you, in your lab coat that screams “doctor”, and tell you about my
“delusions of grandeur”.
They’re not delusions any more.
I’m done now. I’m going to untie you and send you out, and maybe later on you’ll
remember some of this, and wonder if you just dreamed it or if it really happened.
And I’m not going to tell.