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Prof. Higgins 1. “Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

Norwegians learn Norwegian, the Greeks are taught their Greek ln France every French an knows his language !ro '"' to '#' $he French don't care what they do actually "s long as they pronounce it properly "ra%ians learn "ra%ic with the speed o! su er lightning $he &e%rews learn it %ackwards which is a%solutely !rightening 'se proper English, you're regarded as a !reak (h, why can't the English Why can't the English learn to speak?') *. Eli+a, you are to stay here !or the ne,t si, onths learning how to speak %eauti!ully, like a lady in a !lorist's shop. -! you're good and do whatever you're told, you shall sleep in a proper %edroo and have lots to eat, and oney to %uy chocolates and take rides in ta,is. -! you're naughty and idle you will sleep in the %ack kitchen a ong the %lack %eetles, and %e walloped %y .rs. /earce with a %roo stick. "t the end o! si, onths you shall go to 0uckingha /alace in carriage, %eauti!ully dressed. -! the 1ing !inds out you're not a lady, you will. %e taken %y the police to the $ower o! 2ondon where your head will %e cut o!! as a warning to other presu ptuous !lower girls. -! you are not !ound out, you shall have a present o! seven3and si, to start li!e with as a lady in a shop. -! you re!use this o!!er you will %e the ost ungrate!ul, wicked girl4 and the angels will weep !or you. 5$o /-61E7-NG8 Now are you satis!ied, /ickering

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