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Creation

Creation

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Twist on creation
Twist on creation

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Published by: srinivasij on Sep 25, 2009
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I think this is hilarious! I NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!

. green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds. cauliflower and spinach. so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.In the beginning. God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli.

"and as long as you're at it. "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said. And Satan said. "Yes!" and Woman said. . And Satan smiled. Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.Then using God's great gifts.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat. and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. .

buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. .So God said. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing.

fluffy white cake. named it "Angel Food Cake." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." and said. "It is good.God then said." . "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them. God then created a light. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. .

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deepfried them.Then God brought forth the potato. naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. . And Man gained pounds.

. "You want fries with that?" And Man replied." And Man went into cardiac arrest.God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said. "It is good. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. .

Then Satan created HMOs .

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world .

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