Women Have Some Nerve!

By Elton Camp Those selfish women! Confound ’em Think the world revolves around ’em It seems that no matter what they say They expect to have things their way On one issue, men must concede defeat That’s the “up or down on the toilet seat !he shows no appreciation that I can see !he should "e grateful he raises it to pee Instead, she will continually fume and fuss If it isn’t lowered she’ll then "egin to cuss #hat right has she to pitch fits If she doesn’t look "efore she sits $or him to laugh would "e too rash On hearing her "ehind go splash Thus, it’s "etter for him to give in If he wants to keep her as a friend

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