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Are They Twins?

By Elton Camp To moms with children the same age This foolish question can bring rage Some irritating, grinning woman begins Oh, how cute--tell me, are they twins? Yes, this is Meg and that one ill She will then question it further still !ames the inquiry cannot forestall "re they identical, she will call !o, not quite, the amused mom will snort #e$s coa%ial cable, but she$s &S 'ort(