He’s On To Their Scheme

By Elton Camp The government is sending rays to his brain Paul’s thoughts and secret desires to drain To his every thought they’re turned in Making a record of each and every sin Into his eyes, beams are penetrating Such invasion Paul is intensely hating To take over absolute, permanent control By the government is its cherished goal But Paul wisely knows e actly what to do So those rays will be unable to go through ! helmet from tinfoil he has constructed "ust as on the Internet he was instructed !lways create two antennae, they say So evil will be caught and drain away Be sure to make the tinfoil triple thick Because it’s only then it’ll do the trick These dark glasses that only we will sell #ill stop them from sending you to hell

Also, he stops up his ears and hums