Honesty On the Internet

By Elton Camp No ordinary people use the Internet Young, handsome, beautiful you get Where no woman is past her prime And no man’s a sleazy ball of slime No man admits that his head is bare Rather, he claims thick, blonde hair Not a female has sagging breasts y figure is great, she protests en go to the gym e!ery day "hat he’s obese, he’ll ne!er say And such healthy folks are these Not a one of them has herpes #inancial security all do claim While welfare’s the actual game "he unmentioned problem, of course #orgetting the need to get a di!orce A great desire does remain #or a regular fi$ of cocaine %nline honesty is e$tremely rare &o get in!ol!ed only if you dare

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