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How to Be Beautiful-skin

How to Be Beautiful-skin

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Comic essay on skin care.
Comic essay on skin care.

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Published by: hopeyj on Mar 29, 2007
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All of us are interested in looking good. Today we will discuss skin care.

Daily exposure to pollutants and other chemicals takes a toll on our complexions. But there are some easy steps you can take to ensure flawless skin. First of all, maintain disciplined cleansing habits. Washing your face with anything but soap will replenish your skin's natural radiance. Mix dirt and water into a liquidy paste. Add milk and sour cream and eight to nine whole strawberries. Apply to face twice daily. Wash off with warm water. Pat area dry. You can also rub corn meal or pulped peaches and cold dairy cream gently all over your face for soft, silky, smooth skin. Rinse, rinse, rinse away the residue. This is guaranteed to positively impact your complexion. It is particularly recommended for blotchy people with clogged pore ducts, facial expressions, toxins and surrounding tissue. Massage calcium, vitamin C, iron, sulfur, amino acids and enzymes into skin if you’re normal. Eat things containing invaluable proteins. Mashed banana is the perfect allpurpose face lotion. Saturate a cotton ball with some and stroke it onto your forehead, nose, chin and cheeks, allowing it to collect in creases until it's comfortable to the touch. Run a blush brush over your entire face for a seamless finish and a fresh, luminous result. Plain yogurt also works well.

Apply topical creams and lotions sparingly. Do not get hairspray on your face. Following the copious application of wrinkle-eradicating potions, apply another coat of concealer. The key to healthier, lovelier skin is elasticity and tone. How do we maintain them? Diligence and application, mainly. Engage in circular motions, open your mouth and expose the neck area during your lunch hour stimulating the flow of blood through the body, covering blemishes inconspicuously. You will notice a difference within a week. Because stress shows up on our faces, a positive attitude is essential to good skin care. Conceal and heal what's going on inside of your mind, dissolving impurities with a sea sponge. To prevent the formation of knobby bumps on the nose, shake it gently before each use. Exposure to the elements wreaks havoc on your skin and given that you almost certainly have skin all over your face, keep your face covered. This will prevent inflammation and discoloration and enable your skin to regenerate itself. To lock in softness, wear full-brimmed hats and sunglasses. I have a very kind, understanding boss and I don’t think she will mind if I am so attired at our library, as I will radiate a refreshing glow. You will, too, if you engage in all-day moisturization.

If you have already erupted, ask your dermatologist to remove all your blood vessels. Calm your pimples down and avoid swelling in job interviews. Use rice particles to plump up your skin cells. Suck in your cheeks and never go below the bottom of your nose. Camouflage cream makes your eyes sparkle just under the jaw line. Let it soak in while you sleep. To keep skin firm and supple blot excess oils away with a synthetic makeup wedge. What you want is a hint of color, a dewy finish and plastic surgeon who has substantial experience using lasers. From time to time, detoxify your entire system with antiseptics. Avoid anything that sits heavily on your skin. Sleeping on your face can cause sleep wrinkles, severe redness and peeling for at least a week. Sun exposure appears to be a stimulating factor in individuals predisposed to pregnancy and other irritating side effects, especially since extra weight can accumulate in areas under the chin. While excess fat can be removed by liposuction, it is best not to accumulate excess weight in the first place. Therefore, eat infrequently. Drinking enough water is also important. This can usually be done without missing work and you might also consider injectable substances.

You are now well on your way to beautiful, healthier looking skin. Way to go, gorgeous.

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