The Superhero Nursing Home

By Elton Camp After enough time has passed Superheroes must retire at last Spiderman can’t shoot webs anymore Nor swing between buildings as before In this institution he is one who’s there Where he gets around in a wheelchair Superman’s hair has now turned gray He had to stop his save-the world way Batman Wayne !anor to the state gave After sealing the entrance to the Bat "ave He has come to weigh three hundred pound #herefore it’s difficult for him to get around "aptain America has Al$heimer disease And so can no longer do as he may please #hey have become a group of four old farts As superheroes they had to give up their parts #hey sit around and play games all day Sometimes tal% of their former hero way

“Now that Lois Lane was a real looker”

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