The “Patriot’s” Time Machine

By Elton Camp A time machine a “patriot” invented To the Founding Fathers he sprinted “You folks think what you’re doing Since your radical ideas we’re ruing.” “This separation of church and state s a notion that we certainly do hate.” “!ur religion we want to impose !n "ews# gays and such as those.” So those limiting words you wrote $e’d like to shove down your throat.” “%All men created e&ual’ you did say $ell# we sure don’t view it that way.” “Straight# 'hristian# white it should’ve (een So we could determine what constitutes sin.” “That 'onstitution you had (etter rewrite. For# to us# it has (ecome an odious (light.”

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