The Psycho Buys a Deadly Weapon

The Psycho Buys a Deadly Weapon

By Elton Camp
To buy a rifle, Psycho Sam was turned down
For evidence of mental problems was found
With the mentality of a primitive Neanderthal
Sam didn’t appreciate that outcome at all
He smiled when in the newspaper he read
Another ruesome way to ma!e fol!s dead
So to the local pet store he rushed riht away
"#’ll ta!e a pit bull,$ the disturbed man did say
As soon as the vicious brute was rown
A little child and an old lady were one
Psycho Sam had found %ust what he did need
A terrifyin, uly, vicious human !illin breed
Promptly, pit bull nutters lived up to their name
"We’re sure those people for the attac! are to blame$
A situation needing attention from authorities

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