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Norham Gardens,

To Mr Gurpreet Johl,

It has come to my attention that you entered your name for vice-president
of the JCR as some sort of mischievous prank. The JCR is an upstanding body with
a stellar reputation for furthering communication between the student body and
the governors of the college. It thus needs to be accorded with the utmost
respect that such an august institution merits.
Your childish japes are not only belittling to the JCR, they are demeaning
to you as well. I would therefore like to inform you that we will be discussing the
severity of your actions tomorrow morning at 8 oclock before lectures begin this
is utter bullshit.

Yours cervically,

Professor Christian Shield