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Presidential Limericks

There was once a young man named Obama,

Whose speeches incited much drama.
Change he did say,
And come yesterday,
His opponents’ campaigns fell to trauma.

There was once an old woman named Clinton,

Hoping to follow the steps of Lyndon,
Her talking was great,
But by then it was too late,
And all her ideas had been done in.

There was once an old man named McCain,

His strengths were present in his campaign,
But his weakness unlike Nero,
Is his age, seven-zero
And thus, is also his brain.