The Past Perfect

Grammar
With Humor 18
Have/have got
Complete the jokes by putting has (or ‘s) / hasn’t or
haven’t in the gaps provided.
1 Is this a second-hand shop?
> Yes.
Good! ……… you got a second hand for my watch?
2 I ………… got a terribe probem. I …………got a fat in
!ondon and a house in "aris. I …….. got four cars and one of
them is a #os-#oyce. I …… got a boat and a pri$ate pane.
> %o what&s the probem?
I ………… got any money to pay them.
' I …….. got some good news for you( )rs %moth.
> It&s )iss %mith( doctor.
*e( )iss %mith( I ……… got some bad news for you.
+ *hat ……. got a nec, but ……. got a head?
> I don&t ,now.
- botte.
. /0cuse me( …………you got a cigarette?
> Yes( I ……………….got ots of them.
1 *hat …….got four egs and fies?
> I don&t ,now.
- dead cat.
2 *hat two words ……….got thousands of etters in them?
> I don&t ,now.
"ost 3ffice.
4 5wo men are paying at cards.
> I win. I …….got four aces.
I&m afraid I win.
> 5hat&s impossibe. *hat ……..you got?
5wo nines and a oaded gun.
> 36. You win!
7 )um( there&s a saesman at the door with a moustache.
> 5e him your father ……….aready got one.
18 )y grandmother is 4' and she ……….got one grey hair
3n her head.









> 5hat&s ama9ing!
:o( it&s not. %he&s bad!
ANSW!S
1 have " #ve$ #ve$ #ve$ #ve$ haven%t & #ve$ #ve
' #s$ hasn%t ( have$ #ve ) #s
* have 8 #ve have + has 1, hasn%t
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